"We're all exterminators, holding a big net to get rid of pests! Get rid of pests! "Since the killing of locusts, Lu Rui has basically gone out to hunt locusts every day, and today he took the sons of the Cao family to the suburbs to hunt and kill locusts.

The sons of the Cao family are still young, Cao Pi is almost six years old, Cao Zhang and Cao Zhi are even younger, Cao Jie, Cao Xian and other girls are also children under the age of six, and they are very interested in the suburban activities of hunting locusts, which is fun!

Cao Pi and the others each held a small net, fishing for locusts everywhere, after half a month of purging, there are not many locusts near Juye, but there are still some remnants, Lu Rui brought them out, the power of a group of locusts? It's definitely possible to make a child half-dead!

"Mother, we're back, so many locusts!" Cao Pi walked in with a muddy face, and Cao Zhang, who was behind him, used a net to net a lot of locusts.

Cao Zhang also ran to Mrs. Bian's side, shook the net bag in his hand and said, "Mother, we have caught a lot of locusts, we can have a meal at noon." ”

Cao Zhang? Huang Xu'er, sure enough, it is not a simple answer, the bag of locusts is at least twenty catties, and a five-year-old child can easily shake it off, born with divine power!

Mrs. Bian happily looked at her sons, then took out a silk handkerchief, helped the children wipe their sweat, and then said, "Okay, Pi'er, as an elder brother, you can take your younger brothers and sisters to roast locusts and eat!" ”

Cao Pi nodded, and began to command the Cao family to prepare, Cao Zhang was responsible for lighting the fire, Cao Zhi was responsible for frying locusts, and Cao Jie and Cao Xian and a group of girls were responsible for dipping and other work, helping on the side. Cao Pi is alive and well like a commander, with his waist crossed, directing his younger siblings to fry locusts!

As soon as the sons of the Cao family lit a fire, Lu Rui walked in with Dian Wei, who was carrying a few pheasants and wild birds, some hares, and one of them surprised the Cao family, crocodile!

Cao Zhang was bold, ran in front of Lu Rui, grabbed Lu Rui's clothes and said, "Brother Rui, is this a crocodile?" ”

Lu Rui nodded, hehe, I didn't expect that there could be such a thing as a crocodile in the Central Plains at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and it could be found in the nearby lake, it was really a good thing, give my little section to replenish my body, grandma's, Lao Cao was so hungry that he was skinny!

Cao Zhang's eyes widened, and he turned around next to the crocodile, obediently, it was really a crocodile, a crocodile that he had only seen in books, and now he was actually in front of him, Cao Zhang asked: "Brother Rui, what is this crocodile for?" Can you eat it? ”

The ladies and children of the Cao family also looked at Lu Rui, can the crocodile eat? This layer of skin on the outside looks disgusting, can you really eat it? Many of the people here have never seen crocodiles, except for some ladies from the family who know that there is such an animal, the rest of the people are seeing crocodiles for the first time!

Lu Rui licked his mouth and said, "You can eat it, you can take the skin off, you can make armor, not to mention how delicious the meat inside is!" ”

Looking at Lu Rui's intoxicated appearance, everyone in the Cao family nodded, anyway, the locust Lu Rui said that if it can be eaten, it will be delicious, this disgusting thing must not taste bad.

Then, with the assistance of Dian Wei, the crocodile meat was cut into slices, and Lu Rui began to roast it, wrapped it in lard, roasted it, put some salt, then put some peppercorns, put some ginger water, poof, delicious crocodile meat! (If only there were chili peppers, did this alien species exist in ancient China?) It would be nice if I got it.,Planted in a large area.,Hehe.,The protagonist likes to eat Sichuan food the most.,It's a pity there's no here.。 ）

Lu Rui picked up a piece of crocodile meat and said, "Jie'er, you taste it, it's really delicious!" ”

Cao Jie blinked, then looked at Lu Rui suspiciously and said, "Brother Rui? Is it really delicious? ”

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious!" Cao Zhang, a foodie, ate it before anyone opened it, and then said: "Mother, brother, sister, brother, really, really delicious!" ”

After speaking, Cao Zhang ate another slice of crocodile meat. Everyone in the Cao family saw that Cao Zhang ate with relish, and they all began to try it, it was so delicious! It was much better than locusts, and the meat was chewy, and I really wanted to eat another piece, and soon, a crocodile was eaten up.

Cao Zhang touched his stomach, and then said: "Brother Rui, you are so good, you can actually make so many delicious things, hehe, follow you in the future, there are delicious things!" ”

Mrs. Ding looked at Lu Rui and said, "Rui'er, you are talented and intelligent, and your middle father loves you very much, and now Jie'er has a marriage contract with you again, you have to take good care of your younger brothers and sisters in the future, and your middle father and I will hand them over to you!" ”

Lu Rui arched his hand and said, "Rui'er knows, aunt!" "Cao Cao's original partner, Mrs. Ding, is always so troublesome and educates herself from time to time, but Lu Rui doesn't dare to be presumptuous, and always accepts her words in full! Grandma's, this woman, Cao Cao is sincere, and in history, he begged her to return to Cao's house, Lu Rui knew that some tigers' buttocks couldn't be touched, especially tigress's buttocks!

Mrs. Bian looked at Cao Pi and the others, then grabbed Cao Pi's hand and said, "Pi'er, you are the elder brother, you must remember to take care of your younger brother and protect your younger brother in the future." ”

Then Mrs. Bian turned to Cao Zhi and Cao Zhang and said, "You also have to love your brother!" ”

Mrs. Ding nodded on the side and said, "You Bian Niangniang's words, you all have to remember that our Cao family wants brothers, friends and brothers!" ”

Hiss, how can there be such a sound? Lu Rui heard the sound of the snake spitting letters!

"Big brother has a snake! You protect your mother, I'll kill him! After speaking, Cao Pi and Cao Zhi pulled out their wooden swords and protected them in front of Mrs. Bian, how did Cao Zhang rush forward with the wooden sword!

Mrs. Bian's face was pale, and she exclaimed, "Zhang'er be careful! ”

Fly! Dian Wei's dagger hit the snake's head like lightning, Lu Rui ran over to take a look, obedient, little dirty, little ass, you are really bold, this is a five-step snake, you are not afraid of death? How dare you do this with a wooden sword?

Cao Zhang looked at the snake in disappointment, then brandished his wooden sword and said, "Brother Rui, I haven't killed him yet!" ”

Lu Rui was speechless, his head was full of black lines, grandma's little dirty can you kill it? You think you're a yellowbeard now? You're still a yellow-mouthed kid!

Mrs. Bian scolded: "Zhang'er, you are not allowed to be rude to your brother, if it wasn't for your brother's action, you would have died a long time ago, what if you died as a mother?" ”

Cao Zhang looked at Mrs. Bian, lowered his head, then played with his hand, raised his head and said, "Mother, don't worry, I want to protect my mother for the rest of my life!" ”

Cao Pi and Cao Zhi gathered around Mrs. Bian and said, "I will protect my mother with my second brother (second brother)!" ”

Mrs. Bian smiled happily, touched the heads of her three sons and said, "Okay, good, they are all my good sons, brothers, friends and brothers." ”

Brother and brother? Maybe, if the Cao family hadn't been promoted to the royal family, brothers, friends and brothers would be fine, but Mrs. Bian didn't expect that there would be Cao Zhi's seven-step poem in the future at this moment! Thinking of this, Lu Rui thought of a person, Cao Chong? If Cao Chong is still around, what will happen to the children of the Cao family? Hehe, Cao Chong? Let me see how powerful you are the first prodigy of the Three Kingdoms, and in two years, you will be born!

After the sons of the Cao family played with Lu Rui for an hour, everyone was tired, Lu Rui looked at the sky, it's not early, it should be back to the city, after Lu Rui asked Mrs. Ding for instructions, Mrs. Ding nodded, and Lu Rui ordered someone to escort the wives and children of the Cao family back to the city.

"Brother Rui, I want this!" Grandma's, I brought this group of small ones out once, and I have to come out every day, alas, I really suffer from it, and today I have to take this group of children to the market again, and today is the day of the market.

"Brother Rui, is this you?" Cao Jie said with one finger in his mouth and the other pointing to a statue not far away.

Lu Rui looked at it, his mouth looked big, this statue looked like himself, no, what's the matter, he looked like a child and rode a locust? What is grandma's doing?

Lu Rui looked at Murong Ping and said, "Murong Ping, go and see, what's going on?" ”

Murong Ping nodded, and then stepped forward to inquire.

Soon, Murong Ping came back and reported: "Master Hou, this statue is you, called Locust Great Immortal!" ”

When Lu Rui heard this, he was stunned for a moment and said, "What locust immortal?" How did I become a locust immortal! ”

Then Murong Ping explained the reason, it turned out that Lu Rui told Cao Jun that locusts could be eaten, and after Cao Jun distributed the excess food to the people, the people thanked Lu Rui for sealing Lu Rui as a locust immortal and started an offering!

"Grandma's, Lao Tzu is not dead yet, what are you enshrined? Locust Immortal? It's not a good name! ”

Murong Ping smiled and said, "Master Hou, this is the portrait of the Locust Great Immortal!" ”

Lu Rui looked at the portrait, oh my God, why is he this image? By the way, all the blame is on Lu Bu, that bastard, who shot himself a pigtail in Fan County, and now he is a big and a small, and the statues made by the people are also like this, Lu Fengxian, I have a grudge against you, and I don't share the sky! My handsome image is completely ruined!