Qian Junyi and Zheng Hui hurried to the latrine in the backyard, and the official who had been ordered by the princess also chased after him slowly to see what these two guys wanted to do.

Not only does this official want to know, but Qian Junyi also wants to know. This Zheng Hui is his sworn enemy, but Fang Cai is squeezing his eyebrows, what kind of calculation is he trying to follow?

Zheng Hui turned around and went into the latrine, which smelled the worst in summer. Generally speaking, after going to the toilet, people at this time should blow the wind outside, so as not to bring the stench to the room. So, who wants to talk about something here unless it is necessary? Even standing on the street is better than here.

"Stop, stop! What exactly do you want to do? ”

Qian Junyi was impatient, and waved the sleeves of his robe to cover his mouth and nose.

Zheng Hui didn't care about it, lifted the hem and took out a sharp weapon, and began to raise his head and travel through the clouds and rain.

"Whoa-la-"

Zheng Hui said: "What are you doing? Of course, it's to pee here, but what else can you do? I found out that this woman can hold her urine more than a man, and I can't hold it anymore, why doesn't this princess have any intention of peeing. ”

The official who was waiting outside with his nose covered nodded secretly, and said that this was a good opportunity to show Xiàn in front of the princess, this guy actually said that the princess could hold her pee! Can you just talk nonsense?

Inside the latrine, Qian Junyi couldn't stand it anymore, and said loudly: "Bastard! The two of us are going to be all finished, and you still have the heart to entertain me here! ”

Zheng Hui shook the faucet, and a few drops of urine were thrown onto his clothes, but he didn't care. Anyway, every outfit is changed every day. It's just that he didn't expect it. This dress turned out to be forever. It can't be replaced again.

Zheng Hui whistled slowly and said, "Brother Qian, what did you just say?" ”

Qian Junyi turned around and was about to walk out of the toilet, turned around, and snorted: "I said you were entertaining me!" ”

Zheng Hui said while tying his belt: "No, no, it's not this sentence, it's the previous sentence." ”

Qian Junyi was stunned, does this make any difference? said, "I said." We're both dying! ”

Zheng Hui wiped the urine on his hand, and Qian Junyi frowned when he saw this action, what kind of person is this, have you forgotten all the five stresses and four beauties? Go back and copy the rules for elementary school students a hundred times.

"Brother, that's what I want! If you think about it, no matter what deep hatred the two of us had before, and if we want to fight him to the death, it's all a thing of the past. The current situation is that the princess is obviously in league with Zhou Xiaocao. At that time, as long as the two of them say this in front of the emperor, the two of us will have no place to be buried! ”

Qian Junyi was also mixed up step by step, how could he not know this truth? So he asked, "Then what do you mean......?"

Zheng Hui grabbed a cloud of air and crossed it in the air. Gritting his teeth, he said: "For today's plan, I can only really rebel!" ”

"Huh?! Oh my mother! ”

The buddy who was watching outside was very frightened this time, these two people really want to rebel! Not. Gotta go and inform the princess!

Zheng Hui glared and shouted, "Catch him for me!" ”

Qian Junyi didn't think about it so much. He stepped out in two steps and shouted, "Stop!" ”

Although Qian Junyi is like a grandson in front of the princess. But after all, he has been an official for many years, and his majesty is still there, this official used to be his subordinate, how can he not be afraid when he sees his boss? Therefore, Qian Junyi's roar had already frightened his legs trembling, and he stood on the spot: "Big... What do you command? ”

Qian Junyi picked up a wooden stick and smashed it into his forehead. The stick got bigger and bigger in the eyes of the servant, and he forgot to dodge for a while, and was hit by Qian Junyi's stick, and fell to the ground after two swings.

Zheng Hui's fat body rushed forward, knelt on his chest with his legs, and his chubby hands grabbed the neck of the officer, who kicked his legs a few times, and then stopped moving, and a trace of black blood oozed from the corner of his mouth, which was caused by the lack of oxygen caused by suffocation and the blood turned black.

Zheng Hui killed someone, got up sweating profusely, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said: "Okay, you killed a juzi, and I also killed an errand officer, our brothers and sons are evened out now, right?" ”

Where did Qian Junyi still not understand what Zheng Hui meant? He said in a deep voice: "You mean, the two of us join forces?" ”

Zheng Hui nodded and said, "A grasshopper on a rope can only join forces!" If any of the princess and Zhou Xiaocao escape, we will be the disaster of raiding the family and exterminating the clan, this truth, I don't need to talk about it, right? ”

Qian Junyi's facial muscles trembled, and his heart fluctuated violently.

He dared to kill Zhou Xiaocao, but, princess, the emperor's own sister!

Seeing him hesitating, Zheng Hui leaned into his ear and said, "Are you still not a grandfather?" ”

Qian Junyi was ruthless and said, "Okay, fuck it!" ”

……

Beijing, Zhoufu.

Leaving the love of the Taoist people holding the brush, concentrating and lifting, carefully follow the ancients "full of ink, thick pad paper" testament, a pen is held steadily, like the East China Sea Dinghaishen needle. The snow-white half-life xuan is spread underneath, which is the best paper to write small letters.

The inkstone is an authentic inkstone, the Zhou family is now also a big family, it is impossible to make a fake façade, the stone eyes on the inkstone are also distinctive, engraved with landscapes, birds and fish, it is really precious.

Ink is the best smoke ink, after grinding out, the ice chips, musk and other spices contained in it are all dispersed, and the smell is intoxicating. The ink is bright, and there is a faint purple light flowing in the sunlight, which is undoubtedly the best ink.

The lover Taoist hung his wrist and held the pen, pressed the paperweight with his left hand, and then pinched the sleeve of his right hand so as not to affect his writing, and squinted his eyes and asked, "Fairy, how to write a title?" ”

Don't die fairy glared: "How do I know?" Write as much as you like! ”

"But I'm ...... Oops, it's broken again! ”

It turned out that the pen had been slipping for too long, and the ink was dripping down, and a good piece of half-life propaganda was stained by ink. The lover crumpled the paper into a ball and threw it on the ground, where there were already several paper balls.

Seeing this, the fairy couldn't help it, walked over and said, "You get up, I'll write!" A big man, what a shame! ”

After writing, the two walked out of the room hand in hand and came to the hall. Qiu Fu, the internal housekeeper of the Zhou Mansion, Lao Liu, the external family, and Zheng Shirong, the guest secretary of the mansion, are all here.

Lao Liu said: "Two, did you really decide to leave?" Don't wait for my lord to come back? ”

The lover laughed and said, "That's what we ......."

Fairy Don't Die glared at him, and the next half of the sentence was swallowed into his stomach.

The fairy said, "Three, the two of us are here to help him do something at the invitation of your master. Now that the matter is done, we will not bother anymore. Here is a letter from us, and we will hand it over on behalf of Zhou Gongzi when he returns. After reading the letter, he will understand. ”

As he spoke, he handed the letter to Lao Liu. Lao Liu took it and put it close to him, and arched his hand: "Since the virtuous couple insists on leaving, so let's do it, Lao Yu will go to the account to put some coils on the two of you, please wait." ”

The fairy waved her hand and said, "No need, children of the rivers and lakes, what's the use of asking for so much money?" A few people don't have to send each other, farewell! ”

sent the two of them away, and the three of them were just about to sit down and rest, but they heard someone outside report: "Uncle Qiu, Uncle Liu, Master Feng has news!" ”

Qiu Fu originally followed Feng Zigui, so he was naturally more attentive, so he took a letter from someone and read it with Lao Liu. And Zheng Shirong was a newcomer, so it was difficult to come over, so he sat aside.

After the two looked at it once, they immediately looked at each other: "It's broken, why are things all together?" (To be continued......)