Chapter 531: Two Hands

Wang Yang solved the possibility, and practiced, the officials were extremely happy, and Zhang Er was even more happy.

This plan is his beginning, he can't implement it, of course he is depressed, but if he can implement it, it is naturally a great achievement, and he is extremely happy.

But before he was happy for two minutes, he was poured a basin of cold water by Li Si.

But Li Si was right, what he proposed was to have an implementation plan.

It's not enough to be just possible and practical, it's empty words, empty checks, just like the blueprint of a building, which is well designed and can be established in theory.

But what materials do you have to use to build it, and if you don't have materials to support the composition of this building, isn't that a waste of time?

Wang Yang glanced at Li Si approvingly and praised: "In the future, you have to learn more from Li Si, and people will think about what to do, no matter how beautiful the plan is, I don't know where to start." ”

Li Si was very happy and smiled, but he immediately accepted his smile and turned back to the topic: "You still talk about the specific implementation plan, if you can't do it, then you need to continue to discuss." ”

The officials also nodded vigorously, and they didn't understand anything about the animals.

Even if Wang Yang taught them biology, taught them chemistry and physics, and wrote about the civilization on the earth to broaden their horizons.

But he didn't write it all, and he didn't have the energy to write it all, and there were 24 official histories in China's history alone, as well as geographical chronicles, as well as records of customs and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on.

It is also something that Wang Yang can't write.

Wang Yang continued: "The first question you said, will the pigeon admit the wrong way? Yes, sometimes it gets the wrong way. They get lost, but most of the pigeons don't. ”

"Second question. How to make the pigeons obedient, even if they know the way. They may not necessarily listen to us, the sea is wide and the fish jumps, the sky is high and the birds fly, as soon as they fly out, that is the sea and the sky, how can they listen to us? ”

"Even if they listen to us, how can they be sure that they are not lazy? What if they get into the mood and run out to play for a year and then come back? ”

"It's a very simple question. We have raised so many animals, domesticated so many animals, what are animals? Animals are life, what is the instinct of life? Survival, how to survive? Pursue advantages and avoid disadvantages. ”

"Nature is cruel, competition is fierce, and they all want to survive and survive."

"Whoever is good for them, they kiss with whomever they are. You see, the animals we raise, why do they trust us? Because not only do not kill them, but also protect them. They trust us. ”

"And why are they willing to do what we do, or plough the fields, or let us ride? Because we give them food and drink. When we control their safety, we control their lives. When we master their food, we master their actions. ”

"They don't get close to us. We don't give them safety, they don't follow our orders, we don't give them food. ”

"Once both of these are in our possession, what's wrong with them?"

As soon as he said this, everyone understood, and suddenly realized, this is the simplest truth, this is the instinct of all living beings, which creature is not like this?

Even human beings are basically like this, why are those alien humans who have joined the country willing to join? Because there is security, there is something to eat, there are fringe benefits, there are clothes to wear, there is a house to live in, how nice.

Seeing that everyone understood, Wang Yang laughed: "Look at the little guy on my shoulder, no one wanted it at the beginning, I saved it and raised it, didn't it also save me later?" ”

"And that blade-toothed tiger, wasn't he angry and well-behaved at the beginning? If I give it food, won't it be obedient? ”

"Look at that stupid bird upstairs again......"

"you, uncle! Dare to scold Lao Tzu? Do you want to mix it up? ”

“……”

"Let's not talk about that stupid bird, that stupid bird has a bad brain." Wang Yang coughed dryly.

"All in all, in short, it's easy to make an animal obedient, you take care of it, it surrenders to you, you care about it, it's loyal to you, you protect it, it's attached to you, you give it a home, it sees you like family, if you want to kill it, it will definitely treat you as an enemy."

What Wang Yang said is actually the famous sentence, the king regards the minister as a sibling, and the minister regards the king as a heart; The monarch regards the minister as a dog and a horse, and the minister regards the monarch as a countryman; The king regards his ministers as mustard, and the ministers regard him as an enemy.

It's just that that sentence is used in emperors and ministers, and it is about human nature, and this human nature...... It can be understood that human beings are advanced animals, and human nature is higher animal nature, and they are still animals.

Especially for such a group of primitive people who have not yet formed the noblest consciousness of human beings, it is easier for them to understand animals.

Sure enough, when the officials heard this, they were overjoyed: "It turns out that the animals are us!" We are animals too! We're almost like pigs! ”

"......" Wang Yang was embarrassed, but fortunately, everyone understood.

"It's good that you understand, we have the possibility, we have the practicality, and we have an outline for implementation, and in a few days I will write a detailed outline of how to train the pigeons, and you can find someone to train them."

Seeing that Wang Yang had done all the details, the hundred officials were so happy, they jumped up one by one, and they were excited.

Zhang Er couldn't help but say: "Hehe, you say, this official is also very easy to do, you don't have to do anything, just put forward an idea, no matter whether it is good or not, Wang Yang will solve it." ”

Wang Yang glared at him: "Yes, you are so relaxed, I am so tired to death, how can this work?" ”

He looked at the extremely relaxed court officials and wrote: "Before we had three general questions, the general policy, the specific plan, and the last one, who to send. ”

"Now that I have a general policy and a specific plan, whoever will be sent to this last one will be left to you to handle, if this matter is not done well, I will be dismissed and go home!" Go farming! ”

Zhang Er laughed: "It's easy to say!" Say! It's so simple! ”

Suddenly, all the officials turned their eyes to him, looking at Zhang Erliang, how could he feel so strange.

He glanced at it and found that there was anger and shock in the eyes of the officials, and he was depressed, isn't it a very simple thing?

Isn't it enough to designate a list?

Li Ming immediately stood up and said: "Master Zhang is really a hero out of a young man, the blue is better than the blue, the country needs a genius like you to help the world!" ”

The other officials immediately understood what Li Ming was doing, this was shirking responsibility, they knew who to send was a super troublesome big problem.

Now this Zhang Er said that it is very simple, he wants to drag the officials into the water, isn't this a cheat? Is there such a pit chief?

So they stepped forward.

"Mr. Zhang is young and promising, he first put forward a plan to lay the foundation for the future of the country, and then took over the past, which is really a model for my generation."

"Zhang Da is popular, a pioneer for the future of the country, a leader, talented, and capable! It is really a great blessing for the country to have Lord Zhang here! ”

After Li Si came over, he immediately said: "Lord Zhang, your talent is too great, it is really inappropriate to be a civil official in my Ministry of Rites, how about it?" I'll ask Wang Yangjian and go to the Ministry of Industry? ”

Zhang San suddenly became anxious: "Li Si, what are you doing!" Are you such a good friend? Zhang Er, I see you go to the military department. ”

"What!" The exorcist jumped to his feet: "You go to the household!" ”

The Shoucang of the household department didn't dare to make such a joke with the three elders, so he had to helplessly say simply: "You ...... Let's go to the criminal department......"

This time Zhang Erniu was angry, and suddenly felt that those who were in the world would be better than me! Righteousness and awe-inspiring expression: "No matter which part I am, I will be loyal to the country, serve the court, and seek well-being for the people. ”

Everyone nodded for a while: "Then leave this matter to you, you see, although other people's abilities are also very strong, they are still a little worse than you." ”

Zhang Er suddenly felt that life was so beautiful, and gave Wang Yang a big salute, and said magnificently: "This matter will be handed over to the lower officials, and you will not be disappointed!" Repay your trust and kindness! ”

The officials breathed a sigh of relief, moved inexplicably, and hurriedly turned to Wang Yang and said: "Lord Zhang is the pillar of the country, and such a major matter must be handed over to him!" ”

"Give it to him! Don't hesitate! ”

"That's right, that's right! This black cauldron...... Give him this great credit! ”

Wang Yang looked amused, and nodded extremely strictly: "This matter will be handed over to you Zhang Er to handle, if it is messed up, you can do it yourself." ”

Zhang Er was overjoyed and moved, wiping his tears and writing: "Everyone...... Everyone has been so good to me, I can't repay it! ”

The tears dripped down the notebook, and the handwriting was faint.

The officials were also full of emotion: "Lord Zhang, this burden will be handed over to you!" You have to do it well! Be sure to do it! ”

"Master Zhang, once this trip goes, it will be difficult to see each other again, go well, go well."

"Lord Zhang, if you donate your body for the country, you will be admired by future generations and your name will be left in history!"

Zhang Er felt so wrong when he heard it, how did he reveal a sense of sadness, as if he was going to sleep with the tiger and hold a memorial service in advance.

However, seeing that the man was an official of the Ministry of War, he didn't think much about it, thinking that those guys were not highly educated, and the words and sentences were not used properly.

"Now that the matter is decided, let's retreat, I still have to go and see the patient's condition."

Wang Yang couldn't stand it anymore, waved his hand, put on a mask, went to see the two patients, and found that there was no improvement, and the two still coughed from time to time, but they didn't get better.

Then he went to make a stethoscope, this stethoscope, the principle is actually very simple, and it is very easy to do, he made a funnel-shaped stethoscope out of wood, and listened with one ear.

I only heard the thumping and thumping, the deer bumping, Wang Yang felt wrong, why did he seem to be exercising vigorously? (To be continued......)