Chapter 43 Shen Jianniang is not simple
Xiao Wang Ye paused for a moment, and then laughed and said: "Look, this poem Xiao Wang only chanted this poem in the morning, but I didn't expect it to spread so quickly throughout the Lingren Pavilion in Cangzhou." ”
Xie Bingzhou and others hurriedly praised one after another: "The little prince has outstanding literary talents, and he is a model for me and other scholars!" ”
This sentence is not contrived at all, because this poem by the little prince is indeed very good, and they can't do it. Especially those few words, it is like the book "Orchid Pavilion Preface" written by the sage Wang Xizhi, in which nineteen words, none of them are repeated, how mysterious is this?
The little prince drank a glass of wine, and everyone drank a glass together, the little prince was so happy that his face was flushed, and he said with some weakness in his heart: "It's an occasional moment, hehe, it's an occasion." ”
An official clapped his hands and laughed: "The article is made by nature, and it is won by chance." Okay, what a coincidence! It's just that our level is limited, unlike the little prince's high talent, and only after accumulation can we have such occasional masterpieces handed down. It also makes me wait for a feast of blessings, the blessings of Cangzhou, the blessings of the saints, and the blessings of the world! ”
At this time, the young flute girl pouted and said: "A group of old men, they are not too shy, this is obviously a poem written by Zhou Xiaocao, when did it become the little prince?" I don't blush when I plagiarize. ”
The masked woman in white hurriedly said, "Qing'e, don't stop yet!" ”
An official saw that the little prince's face was not good, and immediately stood up and said: "The ignorant little girl who came out of the Qinglou, this poem is obviously a masterpiece that the little prince will chant out of today's autumn travel poems, squeezing the audience, what does it have to do with that Zhou Xiaocao?" ”
Qing'e stiffened her neck and said: "This poem was obviously written half a month ago, when Zhou Xiaocao went to find my girl!" At that time, there were two poems, and yesterday there was a person who claimed to be the captain of the prefect's yamen, saying that he wanted to publish a book of poems for the talented people of Cangzhou. In the blink of an eye, he became the little prince's? The little prince has a noble status, can't he learn from the literary thief? ”
Speaking of thieves in the literary world, I have to mention Qian Weiyan of the Song Dynasty, who is known as a rogue literati, and heard Yan Shu have a poem, two of which are "Helpless flowers fall, déjà vu Yan returns", I think it sounds very good, so I found Yan Shu and said that I wanted to take these two sentences for myself. At that time, he was the prime minister, and Yan Shu was just a small Beijing official, and he thought that Yan Shu would definitely agree. But he underestimated the backbone of the literati of the Song Dynasty too much, and Yan Shu just didn't obey. Later, he found a reason and almost tortured Yan Shu to death.
Of course, our little prince will not learn how to act, let alone torture Zhou Xiaocao. At least not yet. But in the future, it's hard to say.
That's right, this masked woman in white is Shen Jianniang. Shen Jianniang said: "Qing'e, talk nonsense again, see if I don't cut your tongue!" ”
Then he said to the little prince: "The maid doesn't know anything, she talks nonsense, and asks the little prince not to blame." ”
The little prince already knew the true origin of these two poems at this time, and couldn't help hating Zhou Xiaocao in his heart. You say you're not a friend enough! Since you can make such good poems, why don't you come out early and get a spare copy of seventy or eighty hundred and ten poems for this king. He dared to think that Zhou Xiaocao was mass-produced. But even if it is mass production, it is Zhou Xiaocao who embezzled others, he is the real thief in the literary world.
The little prince's body felt as if his strength had been drained, and most of the wine went down, and he gasped and said, "It's okay, it's okay!" "I don't know what this is referring to.
Xie Bingzhou thought secretly in his heart for a while, and then pretended to be drunk on his face, held his wine glass high and said, "What, drink, drink!" ”
"Yes, yes, drink, everybody! Don't be idle, you two, hurry up and play music! ”
So, the flute sounded, the piano sounded, and in the staggered manner, the little prince forgot the two poems, forgot Zhou Xiaocao, and forgot the little girl who embarrassed him.
However, if the little prince forgets jì, it doesn't mean that everyone forgets jì.
No, an official staggered to his feet and touched Shen Jianniang.
This person is the deputy envoy of Cangzhou, who is merry by nature and often lingers in Fengyue places. Legend has it that when Emperor Qianlong visited the mountain, he was interested everywhere, and wrote down the two big characters of "□ (one skim on the insect word) two", ready to ask people to chisel and carve on the mountain cliff. Everyone didn't understand what it meant, but Ji Xiaolan, the accompanying bachelor, knew what the emperor meant, and said four words in public, "The wind and the moon are boundless". Emperor Qianlong patted Ji Xiaolan on the shoulder and said, "Qing knows what I mean!" ”
Therefore, in ancient times, it was not a shame to linger in Fengyue places, but it was popular. It's like now, when several officials went to the hotel to open a room together, they were dismissed, and they could only sigh that they were born 800 years late.
The name of this envoy is Zhang Xing, and he has also been to the Qinglou where Shen Jianniang is a few times, and he has heard Shen Jianniang's name, and after handing over the name and pasting it, he was rejected, and he was angry in his heart, and said that you are a prostitute in the Qinglou, what is so good? Unfortunately, that day happened to be when Zhou Xiaocao accidentally broke into Shen Jianniang's inner residence, looked at her face, and kissed her lips. Not long after Zhou Xiaocao left, Zhang Xing, the envoy of this scripture, handed over the name post, and it was strange that he could be summoned. Speaking of which, he should hate Zhou Xiaocao.
This line half borrowed the strength of wine, and half borrowed the lust gall, and staggered towards Shen Jianniang: "Shen Jianniang, right?" Hehe, what a big shelf! When the Japanese official went to visit, he was actually closed, is it only a noble person like the little prince who is fortunate to be moved? ”
Shen Jianniang hurriedly stood up and responded: "The slave is a lowly person, how can you talk about a shelf?" I think it was because the servant was unwell that day, so I didn't see it. ”
Everyone showed a clear look, except for the little prince. Even the ancients, as long as they were married, who didn't know, there were always a few days a woman every month? Now it has a more understandable name, called "Big Aunt".
Zhang Xingyin smiled and said, "Feeling unwell? So, how can you see someone who came out of your yard before? ”
As soon as he said this, Shen Jianniang also remembered that it was the day after Zhou Xiaocao saw her face and took away her first kiss, as soon as Zhou Xiaocao left, an official surnamed Zhang came to visit, and was sent away by this Qing'e, but she didn't expect that it was the one in front of her.
Shen Jianniang owed a debt, and said with a blessing: "Lord Zhang, forgive the slave and maid for having unspeakable secrets, and please Haihan." ”
Zhang Xinghehe sneered: "Unspeakable? What is the unspeakable? Could it be that he sold his body? Started the business of ushering in the delivery? ”
Qing'e couldn't hold back any longer, and said loudly: "Please Lord Zhang respect yourself!" My young lady is a clean person who doesn't sell her body! ”
Zhang Xing picked up a wine glass, raised his hand and smashed it on Qing'e's head. With his height, it was just enough for Qing'e's head, and the remaining half of the wine in it was all spilled on Qing'e's head, draining down.
Zhang Xing still didn't understand his hatred, and slapped Qing'e in the face, and half of the little girl's face immediately became red and swollen. Zhang Xing scolded: "Your young lady is just a prostitute, you are just a maid invited by a prostitute, what are you?" ”
At this time, even Shen Jianniang couldn't help it, stood up and said in a trembling voice: "Master Zhang, you are too much!" ”
Zhang Xingbao stepped forward, walked in front of Shen Jianniang, lowered his head slightly, and said to Shen Jianniang with a condescending demeanor in a superior position: "Excessive? I'm going to let you know what is excessive, what is really excessive! ”
Pointing to the people behind him, Zhang Xing said loudly: "Today, the little prince, the prefect, and a group of colleagues are all here, if I, Zhang Xing, don't force you, Shen Jiaoniang, on the spot, I will write this character upside down!" ”
Zhang Xing threw himself forward, put his hands around Shen Jianniang, and said, "Now, let me Zhang Xing play a living spring palace in front of you!" ”