Chapter 258: The True Role of Your Ministers
"Slackers, the chickens are crowing and you still don't want to get up? Give me all up, the last one has no breakfast to eat! ”
The sky was still bright, and a wild scream echoed in the barracks, hearing this sound, the soldiers of the Dongjiang Army had long been accustomed to it, and their reaction was that those bastards were going to suffer again! Then they fell into a deep sleep again.
The bastards have had a hard time recently, every morning before dawn, they were beaten up by the thunder and fat sheep with a big stick, and the two of them as the lowest level of bitter hahaha, used to meet the landlord in the village, they had to nod their heads and salute, for these bastards born with golden keys, they are not soft at all.
The mentality of the two sluts is the standard jealousy mentality, and seeing the former high-ranking officials and young masters trembling in front of them, the two of them feel sweeter than drinking honey. So the life of the bastards really fell into dire straits, and the two of Fat Yang and Lei Dong carried out Wang Dalun's orders to the letter, and they also implemented them even more excessively.
Not only do you get up earlier than ordinary soldiers, but you also practice a lot harder, in their words, you are all fat and fat, and you don't exercise much, and you waste so many good things you ate before!
Every time the bastards heard this, they couldn't help but curse in their hearts, now they can't eat enough every day, and the most excessive thing is that they have to serve the wounded at night, everyone can't eat for a few days, and what strength do they have to accompany the madness.
The bastards protested and begged Wang Dalun, but it was useless, and the two fat sheep and Lei Dong, who felt that they were despised, intensified, and the two of them increased the amount again. Fewer and fewer meals are being offered. After reaching the end of the day, the young masters found that they were not joining the army, but in prison.
Just when they were about to be driven crazy and crippled, Wang Dalun finally spoke up, summoned them to the handsome tent to talk, and heard Wang Dalun's greeting, the bastards couldn't help but burst into tears, and they could finally get rid of the two demons, these two people were pure perverts, torturing them in different ways.
The bastards entered the tent this time with much more rules than last time. Not only did no one dare to speak. They also keep their heads straight and don't squint, as they can behave as well-behaved.
Looking at the bastards in front of him, Wang Dalun nodded with satisfaction. "Looks like you've been struggling lately. Now it seems to have been reborn! Not bad. It seems that the necessary training is still useful, and if you train it again, you will probably be able to lead the troops to fight! ”
The bastards were crying, they didn't want to continue training under the hands of those two perverts. Those two people are simply unsympathetic, their long-tried and unpleasant lifting of their fathers is useless in front of the two of them, they don't know that Lu Dao can't realize the prestige that these names represent.
Looking at the expressions on everyone's crying and sad faces, Wang Dalun smiled, "Look at your thoughts, are you not ready to continue training, but the Dongjiang Army has regulations, and if you are not qualified in training, you can't lead troops to fight, so don't you think about it?" ”
"Don't think about it! We don't want to lead troops to war anymore! "The bastards can't wait to put on their wings and flee back to the capital now, as for the sacrifices made by their fathers so that they can enter the Dongjiang Army to earn qualifications, they don't care about it at all now.
They want to leave, and they have to agree with Wang Dalun, although these guys don't have the appearance of a soldier, but their parents have put forward a lot of conditions, they go back, will the promised things be fulfilled? So Wang Dalun shook his head and said lightly: "Since you are here, you can't go back like this, do you still want to take credit?" ”
Yes, how not! But now the bastards are really afraid of this painful military training, this bowl of rice is really not delicious, their life should be drunk every day, dreaming of death, occasionally pampering the red people who go down to the Qinglou, not facing the painful training all day long, and listening to the wails of the wounded soldiers.
"You also find a problem when you think about it, that is, you are not suitable for the army, and this suffering is tantamount to embarrassing you for you, right? You've had a hard time these two days! Wang Dalun asked lightly, his attitude was very kind, but familiar people knew that when he said this, it proved that there was a fox tail wagging behind him.
Hearing Wang Dalun's thoughtful words, everyone in the yamen couldn't help but burst into tears in their hearts, and they all knew that we were not this material, and it was necessary to rectify us like this? Look at the past two days, everyone has not eaten well and slept well!
"What does the marshal mean, let's obediently find a place to stay, and then honestly, usually ask for more benefits for the Dongjiang Army, and when there is merit, give us a little?" Someone boldly asked,
Wang Dalun looked at the person in front of him, shook his head very funny, and said: "Everyone's fathers let you come down, in addition to mixing credit, why don't you want to make you grow up and beat up." What's more, my Dongjiang Army doesn't support idlers, how can I easily give you the credit that my brothers have exchanged for their lives! ”
It seems that if you want to mix up the credit, you still have to continue to accept the torture, and the other party means that you don't want to let yourself go? Everyone looked at each other and thought bitterly. It seems that this is not to free ourselves from the sea of suffering, but to do ideological work, so that we can continue to suffer!
Everyone now hates their fathers in their own families, what about the easy and safe mixed credit? I and the others are now treated as a group of bitter people!
"Marshal, I can call the shots, let my father give you an extra 10% of the military salary every year, my requirements are not high, let me be a quartermaster who is posthumously paid, responsible for the docking of the military salary of the Dongjiang Army and the household department, I can guarantee that I will never let the Dongjiang Army drift too much!" Someone had enough of these two days of life and immediately opened his mouth to increase the conditions.
"Oh, that's good! Good idea! Wang Dalun nodded lightly.
When the people in the government saw it, they suddenly realized that this was to make themselves fight for the benefits of the Dongjiang Army, which was everyone's strength, so everyone opened their mouths and put forward many more favorable conditions.
Wang Dalun has always kept smiling, nodding and smiling at the preferential conditions proposed by everyone, and the generals on the side are impressed by Wang Dalun.
Not only the Yanei, but even the generals felt that the current proposal was very good, and the Dongjiang Army got benefits, and in return, they added a few more names to the documents to report the victory, this deal was simply too cost-effective, anyway, it was all generous to the court, and they had no losses.
"Xie Lu, thank you for your concern for the Dongjiang Army!" Just when everyone thought that this reunion was coming to an end and both parties were happy, Wang Dalun then said: "But your fathers have already promised, I don't dare to ask for more support again!" ”
When the bastards heard this, they were immediately stunned, how could this be, did he still think that the conditions offered were too low? This is too shameless, just as the bastards were about to continue to improve the conditions, Wang Dalun explained with a smile, "You don't have a good understanding of yourself, in my opinion, you yourself are much more valuable than any more support!" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was puzzled, what do you want to say, we are all people who eat and wait for death, where is it worthy of you Wang Dalun.
"Don't be presumptuous, I said that you are not suitable for the army, but for my Dongjiang Army, you are a very important force for us, and we can't leave your help to deal with Houjin!" Wang Dalun said lightly.
"We? Dashuai, you're not kidding, are you? We are a group of people who eat and wait for death, when will we be able to deal with Houjin, we probably haven't gone to the battlefield yet, and we've already peed our pants! ”
Although it is a shame to say this, it is better to be embarrassed than to lose one's life, and the people in the yamen are used to seeing their fathers often use this tone to fool people, so they are grateful for Wang Dalun's praise.
"What I want is what you're good at, eat and die!" Wang Dalun said heavily.
"What?" Not only were the bastards surprised, but even the generals were surprised, wasn't they punished because they messed around in the army a few days ago, why did they suddenly appreciate the other party's behavior? Dashuai is really unfathomable!
"I intend to form a force, more than 100 people, specifically to do business with Houjin, I don't want to make money with this caravan, but my request is one, the current Houjin magnates don't know how to enjoy life, your task is to teach them to enjoy life!"
"What? Let them learn to enjoy life? The Yanai were surprised, this was much beyond their own understanding, this marshal was too enthusiastic, and he actually cared about the enemy's life.
"Yes, just let them enjoy life, they are now thinking about fighting and killing all day long, this is not good, you have to let them learn to play and collect, how to live the life of an upper-level official, usually raise more concubines, more flying eagles and lackeys, raise birds, and listen to small songs, so that they don't have the heart to fight everywhere!"
Wang Dalun took it for granted, this soft knife is very powerful in killing, and the degree of corruption and degeneration of Houjin is also very fast, and now what he is doing is to speed up the other party, let them indulge in pleasure, and slowly consume the other party's sharpness.
And if you want to do that, who better fit than these bastards? Their gameplay can pull out the magnates of Houjin! And the magnates of Houjin also liked it, and in the later period, Huang Taiji specially ordered that they were not allowed to wear Hanfu and could not use the pleasures of the Ming people, but this did not have much effect.
It is easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift! This is inertia, the key is to be guided! Wang Dalun sighed and asked, "How is it, can you do it?" (To be continued......)
PS: I'm so tired today, my back hurts, but when I come back and turn on the computer, I am full of strength, and I would like to thank BOss Du Tuhaojun for his reward and all the brothers who have been silently supporting me silently, without your silent support and encouragement, I would not be where I am today, so thank you! So although I am very tired, I still have to stick to the code word and can't break the change! In addition, I feel that the writing in this chapter is not as smooth and fresh as the second half of the previous chapter, one is that I didn't find the feeling of yesterday, and the other is that I am too sleepy, and my eyelids are fighting, so please understand! I will continue to pay attention to improving the text in the future, no matter how tired I am, I will not break the update, and I will not deliberately write water! Finally, I solemnly say thank you to everyone!