Chapter 301: Cutting Ears

Liu mosquito said: "I won't wait. The military advisor Zhuge Ying has been working day and night these days, and I will return to the camp to hand over the order as soon as possible, so that he can rest. You must protect Mrs. Meng!"

They said, "Be of good cheer." ”

Liu Jiao said goodbye to everyone and went down the mountain to return to the camp to hand over the order. Speaking of Yin and Yang Dao, he led his troops to fight for several days, and no one in the Thousand Peerless Mountain Camp went to battle. On this day, he led his troops back to the mountain and said to Zhao Changyong: "Li Mingyuan has been injured by me for six days, and he is sure to die." ”

Zhao Changyong shook his head and said, "Not necessarily. There are quite a few capable people among the thousands of anti-thieves in the Peerless Mountain, maybe they are healing the great anti-thief Li Mingyuan!"

"No, no." The head of the Yin and Yang Dao shook like a rattle.

"Could it be that the Taoist leader saw a spiritual shed in the anti-thief camp?"

"This ......" Yin Yang Dao couldn't answer. He thought to himself. Yes, if the marshal in the anti-thief camp dies, there will be a funeral. Now that there is no movement at all, what's going on? Could it be that Li Mingyuan is not dead? immediately said: "Even if Li Mingyuan is not dead now, it is expected that he will not be able to come out for three or five days!" ”

After another three days, Yin Yang Dao and the Iron Arm Bear were scolding, only three cannon shots were heard, but they saw the soldiers of the Qianjue Mountain battalion rushing out, and the door flag was divided, and two war horses ran out. The iron-armed bear said to Yin Yang Dao: "Senior brother, I will take the lead. ”

"Be careful."

"Don't ask for it."

The Yin Yang Dao circle deer returned to the back formation, and the iron-armed bear looked up: he saw a handful flying from the opposite side, with a golden helmet and golden armor, a flame horse under his crotch, and a gilded gilt in his palm. Ay! It's like fire alchemy! The general who went into battle in the Thousand Peerless Mountain Battalion was none other than Xu Hanwen. It was the nerd Zhang Chun who was watching.

Xu Hanwen came to the front of the formation. Restrained the BMW, looked at each other with the iron arm bear, and was just about to get his name, the nerd Zhang Chun urged the horse to carry the axe, came to Xu Hanwen, and said, "Big brother, I will discuss something with you." ”

"What's the matter?"

"Do you see that? That bull-nosed old man only had one ear, and that ear was repaired by me last time. You give me the first moment, and if I don't fight more, I'll have three axes. Fix his ear again. ”

Xu Hanwen is a cheerful person. Thought. Forget it, don't talk to him! There was grinding time, and he finished beating with three axes. So, he nodded in agreement. The horses retreated. The nerd shouted with a big grin, "Iron Arm Bear." Last time, I said I'll take out three axes to fix you. What do you think? The axe didn't work much, so I repaired the little ear on your right. Today, I still use three axes. Fix the big ear on your left. Come here!"

The iron-armed bear hates Zhang Chun so much! Last time, his right ear was cut off, and he thought how powerful a nerd was! When I went back to the mountain and told everyone, people laughed and said that if there were too many clowns, they would use those three axes - pounding their mouths, gouging out their eyes, and plucking out their ears. When the iron-armed bear heard this, he panicked with shame and panicked, and he was so angry that he was really the king of the eight drill stove pit - holding his breath and nesting fire! He held his breath to settle accounts with the little fruit, but he didn't think that the little nerd would come again. He secretly scolded in his heart: Good you clown, I won't repay the shame of that axe today, and I will not be a man! You can still run after hitting three axes today, take your life!

When the nerd saw the iron-armed bear coming up fiercely, he swung his axe and shouted: "Pound your mouth, gouge out your eyes, and pluck out your ears!" The Iron Arm Bear already knew the three axes, flashed three times in a row, dodged the mouth, gouged out the eyes, and plucked out the ears, and when he looked up, hey, this time he was unlucky! What's going on? Last time, the nerd cut off the ear of the Iron Arm Bear, and when he went back, he blew it endlessly, and several nerds praised him. The big nerd said, "Who doesn't eat dumplings during the New Year?" Don't blow it!" The second nerd said: "You can bluff with outsiders for a while, our brothers, who doesn't know that you will have three axes?"

The three nerds said, "You, that's a blind cat touching a dead mouse!"

The four nerds said: "Hmph, you opened in this life, that is, you cut off your ears." On the martial arts field, you cut off one of Shao Gang's ears, and this time you just took off a small ear of the Iron Arm Bear, and you didn't even pick out a big ear! When you can cut off the enemy's head, you can blow it with us again, don't blow it now!"

When the nerd heard these words, he held his breath and thought: I can't fight for breath, and think of another trick, so as not to make people laugh at me? These days, he didn't have anything to do, just pondered over and over again. Don't say it, you really figured out a trick: the third axe is finished plucking out the ear, and the head is cut with a backhand. After pondering, he didn't have anything to do, and he felt quite comfortable. Today, he used this trick on the Iron Arm Bear. The Iron Arm Bear only knows the three axes of the little nerd, how could he have thought of adding another axe! The nerd flipped his hand and snapped, and the Iron Arm Bear's head was cut off. Hearing a plop, the body of the iron-armed bear fell to the ground, and the war horse ran away.

The nerd was so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut, and shouted, "Cut it off!" This axe is clean, neat, beautiful, and so good!" After shouting, he hung his axe on the victory hook and dismounted from his saddle. Yin Yang Dao saw that his junior brother was dead, urged the sika deer, and rushed up. The nerd shouted: "Brother Xu, it's none of my business, you can clean him up when you come up!" Xu Hanwen urged the horse to go up and meet the Yin and Yang Dao. The nerd came to the carcass of the Iron Arm Bear, untied his bag, pulled the saddle in the stirrups, and ran back to the rear. Yin Yang Dao and Xu Hanwen reported their names and fought each other. Sika deer, flame horses turn their hooves and bright palms, fork rods, gilded sharp back and forth. The Yin Yang Dao martial arts are strong, Xu Hanwen is brave and abnormal, and it is a good fight.

Yin Yang Dao couldn't resist Xu Hanwen's gilded hammer, so he shook a staff and defeated the deer. He put his hand into his pocket and wore leather gloves, and wanted to beat Xu Hanwen with the flying sand of the Five Poison Gods. Xu Hanwen had already prepared, hung Shuangrui on the victory hook, picked up the bow and set up the arrow, the bow was full like a full moon, the arrow was as fast as a meteor, and it shot towards the Yin and Yang Dao with a whoosh!

The Yin and Yang Dao couldn't fight Xu Hanwen, and he was defeated, wanting to win in defeat. He only cared about wearing the leather gloves, grabbed the five poisonous gods and flew sand, and suddenly heard the wind behind him. yelling: "Oops, no!" Hurriedly dodge. However, it was too late, and the arrow was fast and shot hard, poof! An arrow hit the back of the heart, and the arrow pierced through the front chest half a length, plopped! The Yin Yang Dao was planted on the back of the deer, and the blood gushed out along the wound, and it was poured into the pocket. He grinned, and he stepped on his legs. Died of exhaustion. The sika deer also ran away.

Xu Hanwen collected his bow and picked up his hammer, pointed at the enemy soldiers with a sharp point, and shouted loudly: "Which one of you is not afraid of death, come over and fight!" In the big tent of the Thousand Peerless Mountains, I listened to the soldiers' report that General Zhang axed the enemy general and the iron arm bear. The heroes were overjoyed and discussed. The smile was not confiscated, and he listened to the military report. General Xu shot Yin Yang Dao with an arrow. The generals rejoiced, and the tents rejoiced.

Zhuge Ying said: "Marshal, the two evil ways have been eliminated, collect the troops." ”

"Yes."

Li Mingyuan ordered the troops to be withdrawn. Xu Hanwen is fighting. Hear the sound of a gong. Don't dare to disobey the order, and hurriedly circle the horse back. He and the nerd returned to the camp and dismounted, and went into the big tent to give orders. Li Mingyuan gave Xu Hanwen and Zhang Chun a great credit and ordered them to set up wine to celebrate.

On the samurai village. Some soldiers have already reported the military situation. Zhao Changyong heard that the Iron Arm Bear and the Yin and Yang Dao had all been killed. Throw a fit. Ask in detail. Only then did I know that the iron arm bear of the road was cut off by Zhang Chunsi's axe, and the Yin and Yang Dao was killed by Xu Hanwen with an arrow. Bao Guanbao said: "These two old ways should be damned. ”

Zhao Changyong asked, "How do you say this?"

"The two of them had no one in their eyes. As the saying goes: Since ancient times, arrogant soldiers will be defeated. If only the two of them weren't so arrogant. With that skill, can the Iron Arm Bear make someone shave their heads off? Can Yin-Yang Dao make people shoot to death?"

Bao Tonggang, Bao Jinhua, Bao Yingang, Yang Tiansheng and others also said that the two old Taoists were domineering and looked down on the generals on the cottage. After they talked about it, Zhao Changyong and everyone discussed the military situation again. The three ghosts of the martial arts family and the five tigers of the Yao family just listened carefully and did not speak. These village owners have long agreed to adopt the strategy of "snipe and clam compete with each other, and fishermen benefit". The meaning of these village owners is: let Zhao Changyong's soldiers fight with the men and horses of Qianjue Mountain, and they will benefit from the last.

Bao Yingang, Yang Tiansheng, Bao Tonggang, Zhu Bao and others knew that it was difficult to win even if they went into battle, so they asked Bao Jinhua and Bao Guanbao to go into battle. Bao Jinhua said: "It is not appropriate to play today. Tomorrow, my nephew and I will fight against the thieves of the Thousand Peerless Mountains! ”

Bao Tonggang said: "Yes. Tomorrow I will watch my sister and nephew fight against the enemy. ”

The next day, the three members of the Bao family ordered troops to go down the mountain. Bao Guanbao, Bao Tong just suppressed the position, and Bao Jinhua went to fight. In the big tent of the Thousand Peerless Mountains, Li Mingyuan, Zhuge Ying and the others will break the Wujiazhai together. Originally, Bao Jinhua went up the mountain to subdue Bao Guanbao, so that he could attack Wujiazhai from inside and outside; Unexpectedly, Zhao Lushan came to Wujiazhai with Yin Yang Dao and Iron Arm Bear. They inserted this pole and delayed the battle of attacking the mountain so much. Now, the Yin Yang Dao and the Iron Arm Bear have been eliminated, and they can continue to act as usual.

Zhuge Ying considered: Marshal Li Mingyuan, it's better not to show up first. In this way, you can confuse Zhao Changyong and the others, so that they think that Li Mingyuan's injury is not healed, or that they are no longer alive, and give them a "reassuring pill" to eat. Stabilize them first, and then clean them up. The generals also thought that this was very good, so Li Mingyuan, Qin Hong, Zhao Kefeng and others did not go out, and Zhuge Ying led the generals to fight for battle. Zhuge Ying ordered a thousand soldiers and horses, and was about to leave the camp, when a soldier came to report, the Wujiazhai brigade went down the mountain, and Bao Jinhua came to fight. Zhuge Ying was overjoyed and hurriedly led the soldiers out of the camp. After setting up the formation, Zhuge Ying said: "Brothers, today's battle is different from the past. No matter who it is, they are not allowed to go out at will without my orders. ”

All the generals said: "The military adviser can rest assured. ”

"Good. I'm the first to do it. ”

Zhuge Ying drew the sword under his ribs and slapped his horse into battle. Does Zhuge Ying know martial arts? He's going to be, he's not going to be strong. Now he is not going into battle, but to make an appointment with Bao Jinhua when to attack the mountain. This matter is a secret conversation, and you have to pretend to be open. Therefore, it is necessary to show the sword so that the enemy generals can see the momentum of the battle.

Zhuge Ying came to the front of the formation and took a look. On the opposite side is Bao Jinhua, holding an embroidered velvet knife in her hand. He waved the sword in his hand, a little Bao Jinhua, and whispered: "Sister-in-law, the marshal's injury is healed, please relax." ”

Bao Jinhua was very happy when she heard this, and said, "Sir, how to attack the mountain?"

"It is difficult to attack the mountain during the day, or at night it is advisable to combine the inside and outside, and it is advisable to surprise the attack. I don't know if there are any difficulties in doing it, sister-in-law?"

"The Wujiazhai is very well guarded, and there are many soldiers. Now there are only me and the official security, plus the three brothers and sisters of the Hei family, a total of five people, and we have to protect Mrs. Meng Ranhao......"

"How many more generals does my sister-in-law need?"

"It's better to have four more generals."

"Good. After a while, the sister-in-law can fake the three generals. After the second watch the night after tomorrow, Gao Zhiming and Liu Jiao went up the mountain again to do internal response. What will happen to the five in total?"

"Good. So, the cottage will be attacked the night after tomorrow?"

"Yes, three more hands. Also, like this. ”

"Sir, rest assured."

At this time, Bao Tong just ran up. Because Bao Jinhua and Zhuge Ying were far away from the back, their voices were so small that they couldn't hear them in the back. Therefore, Bao Tonggang only saw two people pointing and pointing, as if they were incompatible, but they didn't do anything. He complained in his heart: Sister. What do you have to tell him? Let's fight! This kid was in a hurry, and ran to urge Bao Jinhua to hurry up. Zhuge Ying saw a horse running from the enemy formation, and whispered to Bao Jinhua: "Someone is coming from the back." Immediately after that, he pointed his sword and shouted, "Bao Jinhua." I am a thousand peerless mountain generals. Hundreds of generals. There are more than 10,000 soldiers. Slowly, one less Li Mingyuan means one less three or five people, and they will still fight. You are like a mountain. It's okay, otherwise, we will have to wipe out the village!"

Bao Jinhua deliberately sneered twice and shouted: "Zhuge Ying, don't be rampant, you scatter horses and come here to die!"

"Bao Jinhua, I won't kill you, someone will come to take your head!"

Zhuge Ying said, and ran back to the rear. Bao Tonggang had already heard this. At this time, he stepped forward and said, "Sister, what are you talking to him about!"

Bao Jinhua said: "Third brother, you don't know the Dao, as soon as he came up, he said that the Yin Yang Dao and the Iron Arm Bear have died, and we have no good generals, let us sacrifice the mountain." I said, 'It's true that we are dead Yin Yang Dao and Iron Arm Bear, but aren't your Li Mingyuan and Gao Zhiming also finished?' I'm having a fight with him about this, and you're coming up, third brother. Third brother, don't worry, just take a good look at it!"

Bao Tonggang asked, "Sister, is Li Mingyuan already dead?"

"I see death. If he's still here, why shouldn't he fight?"

While the two were talking, a war horse came running from the opposite side, and it came to a stop in front of the battle. The two looked up, only to see that the general was tall, wearing a lion helmet, wearing a unicorn armor, a red middle coat, tiger head combat boots, a sword on the left rib, a whip on his back, a face like the bottom of a pot, sword eyebrows and tiger eyes, a lion's nose and square mouth, big ears like wheels, a black horse under his crotch, and an oolong gun in his hand. Bao Jinhua looked at it and shouted: "Come and kill the common name!" Ben Shuai Zhao Leopard. Do you two have to fight against each other? Ben Shuai is not afraid, quickly get famous, Ben Shuai will not die under the gun of the nameless ghost!"

"What's the use of fighting against you, a thief? My name is Bao Jinhua, wait for me to fight you!"

When Bao Jinhua said this, she said to Bao Tonggang: "Third brother go back, I will fight him." ”

Zhao Bao and Bao Jinhua twisted their guns and swung their knives and fought. Zhao Bao saw that Bao Tonggang had returned to the rear formation, and said while fighting: "Sister-in-law, the military advisor asked me to pretend to be a marshal to fight, and the two of us have to fight for twenty rounds at most, and then you capture me again." ”

"Good. Brother Xian, why haven't I seen you in the barracks?"

"I came to the camp after my eldest brother was injured."

The two fought for more than 20 rounds, and Bao Jinhua said: "Brother Xian, when the second horse is in the wrong stirrup, I will catch you and throw you under the horse." ”

"Okay."

The two of them summed up, the two horses were in the stirrup, Bao Jinhua handed the knife to his left hand, hurriedly probed his right arm, grabbed Zhao Bao's stumbling armor, and shouted: "Come here!"

Zhao Bao deliberately shouted: "Oops, it's not good!" With a plop, Bao Jinhua threw Zhao Bao on the ground and asked in a low voice, "Brother Xian, does it hurt?"

"Sister-in-law, you really fall! This is also good, so that people can see the flaws. ”

At this time, the soldiers from the rear broke up, tied up Zhao Bao, raised the gun and led the horse, and escorted him down. At this time, Qin Hong came to the front of the battle with a big gun in his hand. The two fought for more than a dozen rounds, and Bao Jinhua said: "Brother Xian, I have to change my trick this time, use a knife to make a little bit of your back, and you will fall off the horse." ”

"Good!"

In this way, Qin Hong was captured again. The third one to go into battle is the nerd Zhang Chun. As soon as he saw Bao Jinhua, he said, "Sister-in-law, the military advisor said, you can't capture me." I'll chop a few axes and run back, you chase me, and the military advisor will send someone into battle. ”

When Bao Jinhua heard this, she secretly admired Zhuge Ying in her heart: Mr. is really scheming! If I capture three generals in a row, Bo will let people see that it is fake. Now let me fake the two generals, and then capture the first general after winning the first general, it won't be fake. The nerd picked up his axe and shouted: "Pound your mouth, gouge out your eyes, pluck out your ears, and add another trick - cut your head!" Oops, the new trick I used to cut the Iron Arm Bear last time, why didn't it work this time? From the beginning!"

The nerd has a lot of eyes, and among the five nerds, he is the best at pretending to be stupid. He doesn't have many axes, but he's very fast. Therefore, Shao Gang was cut off by him, Zhao Kefeng was cut off by him, and the arm bear died under his axe. He fought with Bao Jinhua today, and the axe was slow, but he pretended to be quite like, shouted and screamed, and after cutting eight axes, the horse ran backwards.

Bao Jinhua urged the horse to catch up, and the money leopard Yu Jackie Chan came up with two guns in his hand to meet him, and the two fought together. Yu Chenglong said: "Sister-in-law, the military advisor asked you to capture me too." ”

"Good. Two more rounds, I'll defeat you, and I'll catch you with flying. ”

"It's great to catch someone and change the trick!"

After two more rounds, Bao Jinhua was defeated. Yu Chenglong urged the horse, shouting while chasing: "Bao Jinhua, where are you fleeing?" Take your life!" Bao Jinhua knife handed over to his left hand, and his right hand took out the flying grab from the pocket, turned around and flicked it, brush! grabbed Jackie Chan's Legion Silk Silk, took it into his arms, and grabbed Jackie Chan off the horse.

At this time, Xu Hanwen Pegasus came to rescue Jackie Chan. Bao Tong just saw this scene, and hurriedly asked Bao Guanbao to go to meet the battle. A soldier broke in, tied up Jackie Chan, and put him down. Yu Jackie Chan scolded: "You are a cheap girl, relying on secret weapons to arrest people, what kind of ability is it!" (To be continued......)