PS: I worked overtime until midnight last night, was there anyone harder than me? Fortunately, the brothers did not abandon me, and the collection did not decrease but increased, and the foolish fruit will work harder!

Zhou Xiaocao looked at Feng Yulan, her eyes couldn't help but moisten, and she asked mournfully, "Yulan, are you okay?" ”

A thousand words have turned into a plain sentence.

Feng Yulan wept sadly and rejoiced. I cried because of what I had experienced in the past month; rejoiced because her husband Zhou Xiaocao finally lived up to her expectations and came to visit her!

Feng Yulan was about to say something, but Zhou Xiaocao had already begun to roar loudly: "Damn, which turtle grandson did this?" Don't hurry up and roll over to Lao Tzu! ”

Feng Yulan's mouth was open, and before the words could reach her mouth, she was rudely interrupted, and all that was left in her mouth was bitterness.

This week's grass is really too slight! Tell me, at such a moment of reunion between husband and wife, this rare time to visit the prison, why do you suddenly say such an inconsequential word?

I saw a female cell head in charge running over quickly, saluting Zhou Xiaocao and asking, "What are the instructions of the mission?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao pointed at Feng Yulan and said, "What's the matter with the rope on her body, huh?" Don't let it go yet! ”

The female cell leader had a helpless look on her face and said, "Shangcha, this is not suitable, right?" Originally, this was a women's prison, and we have made a big concession to not let them wear chains and leg cuffs like the prisoners in the men's prison, but only tied them with ropes. Now, if the rope is removed, once this prisoner escapes, I can't afford to wait!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao asked, "You sue me, will I have a baby or will you?" ”

The female cell boss said embarrassedly: "Of course I will have a baby, but I can't have a baby without you!" ”

Feng Yulan's eyes widened and she said in horror, "What? No wonder your husband can come in and visit the prison, it turns out that you have already "

Two red clouds flew on the female cell leader's face, and she hurriedly corrected: "I mean, without their men, we women would not be able to give birth." ”

Zhou Xiaocao patted his chest, exhaled and said: "Look at what you said, it makes people's small breasts flutter - that, since I am not as good as you, how can such a delicate girl as my lady escape from the palm of your hand?" ”

The female cell boss said, "But, you can't compare like this."

Zhou Xiaocao once again took out the tried-and-true token, held it in his hand, dangled it in front of the female cell leader, and said, "You should know this brand, right?" Don't hurry up and loosen the tie! ”

The female cell boss had to agree with a bitter face: "Okay then." However, if something goes wrong, you are responsible. ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "That's nature!" If there's a problem, I'll be responsible for you—no, no, how can that get darker and darker? I vouch for my personality that my lady will never escape from prison! Hurry up and loosen the tie! However, how is this rope tied? Look at this technique, it not only binds the prisoners, but also does not delay people to eat and go to the toilet, this level, tsk tsk"

The female cell head said excitedly: "Naturally, this is a binding method that we have spent a long time researching, specifically to deal with female prisoners. ”

Zhou Xiaocao exclaimed: "Yes! You see, this rope comes from under the neck and wraps around the two boobs on the chest, how sexy and charming! By the way, there's here, look at these two thighs, that fleshy, that texture, and this, and here, can you teach me? ”

The female cell leader said while untying the ropes on Feng Yulan's body: "Shangcha wants to learn this? ”

Zhou Xiaocao immediately nodded when he heard this: "Yes, yes, yes!" I just want to learn this, this is really high-end and high-grade, and I will play with my wife and concubines in the room in the future, and make a shape, how chic! You're right? ”

The female cell leader untied the last rope on Feng Yulan's body and said, "It's done, the rope has been untied." ”

Zhou Xiaocao said regretfully: "Oh, it's a pity, it's a pity, I haven't learned it yet." ”

The female cell leader said to Zhou Xiaocao flatteringly: "Superior, why don't you show it to you again?" Isn't that good, you say? ”

Zhou Xiaocao clapped his hands and laughed: "That's a good dare!" What, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and demonstrate, who is it? Who dares to pluck my ears - ah, lady, I miss you so much for my husband! ”

The head of the female cell covered her mouth and hid to the side and snickered, although Feng Yulan's arms were still a little sore, and her movements were a little sluggish, it was more than enough to clean up a Zhou Xiaocao who didn't know martial arts. At this time, he grabbed Zhou Xiaocao's ears and gritted his teeth and said, "You two, are you really transparent as others?" Do you want to demonstrate it again, huh? ”

Zhou Xiaocao grinned in pain, and begged for mercy: "Don't dare, don't dare, let go."

Feng Yulan finally let go of her hand and said to Zhou Xiaocao angrily, "What? In the month I've been away, have you found another wild woman? Are you taking my teachings as a deaf ear? ”

Zhou Xiaocao said loudly: "How come? The teachings of the lady are like Huang Zhong Da Lu, vividly in the ears, how dare you or forget? As for the wild woman, there is a lady here, and other women are nothing more than a lump of cow dung to me! ”

The head of the female cell coughed heavily, as a sign of her strong displeasure.

Zhou Xiaocao hurriedly came to put out the fire: "No, no, no! Not all women are cow dung, for example, the sister in front of me, needless to say, is embarrassed by her appearance, and she is ingenious, and she actually came up with such a wonderful binding method for you, if you let Tokyo-hot them see it, wouldn't they shoot a lot of MVs? ”

The head of the female cell said happily: "Thanks to the praise of the poor, the little girl is ashamed." ”

Feng Yulan was furious and said, "Okay, just after a while, you will hook up with another one!" Good for you, adulterers and adulteresses! ”

The female cell head also rushed up angrily and said, "Presumptuous! In front of the superiors, do you dare to talk too much about the prisoner of God's death? ”

As soon as Zhou Xiaocao heard this, he immediately took out the token in his arms and shook it again: "Presumptuous!" In front of the errand, how can you be allowed to talk too much! ”

Feng Yulan proudly nodded at the female cell head, making the female cell head angry, looking at Zhou Xiaocao with an obscene face, she had to twist her head to the side angrily.

Feng Yulan said to Zhou Xiaocao: "Husband, do we have any hope of getting out of prison? ”

Zhou Xiaocao replied: "Uh, I'm thinking of a way, but it should be soon." Lady, bear with it for a few more days, and when you dredge up the relationship for your husband, you can be released. ”

Feng Yulan said with tears in her eyes: "Hmm! The concubine waited here until the day her husband came to pick me up from prison! ”

Zhou Xiaocao agreed, turned around and walked out of the cell. When he was about to walk to the door, the female cell head said to Zhou Xiaocao: "Shangcha, what you just said, is it true?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao tilted his head and asked, "Which sentence?" ”

The female cell head showed a shy attitude and said: "It's just the sentence that praises people's appearance of being embarrassed by the closed moon, how can this be said!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao was stunned, scratched his head and said, "This is okay." ”

The female cell head said excitedly: "Great! Can you come home with me? I want you to sue me for my abominable husband, and there are still people who appreciate me, and he always says that I am very ugly. ”

Zhou Xiaocao ran away: "I still have something, see you later!" ”

Damn, buddy's debt yesterday hasn't been paid enough, and you dare to make trouble again? If I really go home with you, tell your husband that I admire you and not be chased and cut by him?

As soon as he looked up, he saw the "debt" money coming over, and Zhou Xiaocao hurriedly greeted him.