Chapter 40: The Sloppy Taoist
"Damn, this road is really life-threatening, more than ten miles, some of them have endured." Qin Yu sat in the carriage, going up and down back and forth, feeling that his butt had become halved, and he frowned in a tangled way.
"Young master, I'll carry you, so I won't be upset." After hearing Qin Yu's words, the stone who was following the carriage shouted directly without thinking about it.
Qin Yu's face suddenly stiffened, "Forget it, young master, I can still stand it." ”。
Just kidding, how could Qin Yu agree to this guy to carry it, don't be too funny to be seen like that, even if no one sees it, Qin Yu can't stand it by himself.
As soon as Shi heard that Qin Yu didn't tell him to resist, he shook his head a little incomprehensibly, but he didn't say anything, in his consciousness, what Qin Yu said, he had to listen to something.
The carriage swayed forward, Qin Yu endured the pain of bumps while thinking about the small days in the future, who knows, just when Qin Yu was thinking about it, a person suddenly jumped out of the grass on the side of the road.
The coachman was startled and hurriedly pulled the reins, for fear of hitting this reckless man.
Before the coachman could explain to Qin Yu, the stone shouted, "Oh, who is the demon, dare to block the young master's car and give me death." ”。
After the stone roared, the figure came to the front of the carriage in a flash, raised its sledgehammer and prepared to smash it at the man who was blocking the carriage.
When Qin Yu stopped the carriage, he just shook it, and he didn't suffer any injuries at all, after all, the speed of the carriage was very slow, and just as he was about to ask, the words of the stone came over, and he was suddenly startled, for fear that the stone would really kill others, so he hurriedly shouted, "Stone, stop!" ”。
"Whew." There was a sound, and the sledgehammer of the stone stopped in an instant, and the sledgehammer was still a centimeter away from the man's face.
Qin Yu didn't hear the sound of the hammer smashing people, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly lifted the curtain, but the horses were blocking in front of him, and he couldn't see the situation clearly, so he got out of the car immediately, and when Qin Yu came to the front of the carriage, he was stunned.
The person blocking the car turned out to be a Taoist priest, in his seventies, with white hair messy like a chicken nest, with a few blades of grass in his hair, the Taoist robe on his body was tattered, and there were twenty-eight holes if there were not thirty, and a bad smell rushed towards him as Qin Yu approached.
Qin Yu frowned, not disgusted, but the smell on this old Dao's body was as if he hadn't taken a bath for thousands of years, it smelled bad to death, didn't he see that the horses he was pulling were beating one after another, and he turned his head again and again, kicking his hooves back and forth.
Only the stone seemed to have not noticed, and was now retracting the hammer, staring at the old Tao with blazing eyes.
When Qin Yu's eyes came into contact with Lao Dao's gaze, he was stunned for a moment, Lao Dao's eyes were a little wrong, these eyes didn't look like a pair of old man's eyes, not only bright, but also gave people a deep feeling.
Lao Dao's wrinkled face suddenly doubled after seeing Qin Yu, and with a smile on his face, he immediately got up, patted the grass clippings on his body, stared at Qin Yu up and down, and his mouth kept smacking.
Qin Yu was naturally unhappy when he was looked at by Lao Dao like this, and was about to open his mouth to ask if this Lao Dao had been hurt, but he was shocked by Lao Dao's words and closed his mouth.
"Tsk, people who shouldn't have appeared, but they appeared, no wonder, no wonder."
When Qin Yu heard this, his pupils widened violently, and a feeling of being X-rayed ten thousand times came to his heart, his whole body was cold from head to toe, and he thought over, "Impossible, this old Tao can't know where I come from." ”。
After Lao Dao finished speaking, he suddenly raised his hand that was as dry as tree bark and touched it towards Qin Yu.
"Whew." The stone's sledgehammer smashed into Lao Dao in an instant, he didn't smash Lao Dao before because Qin Yu stopped it, but now Lao Dao was obviously going to be unfavorable to Qin Yu, Shi suddenly became angry, and swung out the sledgehammer without hesitation.
It's a pity that Lao Dao just shook it, which made the stone's sledgehammer miss, and then continued to touch Qin Yu with his withered hand.
Qin Yu wanted to dodge, but he was horrified to find that he couldn't move, as if he was restrained by the wind, and he couldn't even speak, at this moment, the stone smashed over, faster and more ruthless than the previous one.
"Little one, it's not okay to be so reckless, let's sleep." After Lao Dao finished speaking, he pointed at the stone, and with such a casual point, the body of the stone suddenly froze in place, and then fell to the ground with a "poof".
"Damn, that's fake, isn't it? This is not Xianxia! Qin Yu's eyes suddenly shrank, and he thought in fear.
Qin Yu's heart was very uneasy, anyone who saw this completely unscientific picture would be like this, and at this time, the old man's withered hand had already touched Qin Yu's body, and he quickly touched Qin Yu all over.
"Weird, weird." Lao Dao was talking to himself on the side, like a madman, frowning for a while, smiling for a while, and looking at Qin Yu's hair.
After a while, Lao Dao grabbed Qin Yu's hand, looked at Qin Yu's palmistry, and stared at Qin Yu's face again, for a while, then frowned and said, "The Nine Stars Shine Sky Gate is open, no, why can't you see it from behind?" ”。
Lao Dao closed his eyes and pondered, for a while, and sighed for a long time, "The avenue can't be bullied, but no, nai, haha." ”。
When Qin Yu heard this, he became more and more strange, and at this time, Lao Dao suddenly pressed Qin Yu's head, and a wave of dizziness followed, and then Qin Yu lost consciousness.
Lao Dao pressed Qin Yu's head for a while before letting go, but Lao Dao who let go of his hand seemed to be dozens of years old in an instant, which was very strange, but this was the case.
Lao Dao looked at the sleeping Qin Yu, smiled slightly, and then looked up to the sky and roared, his voice was full of helplessness, bitterness and relief, and then disappeared without a trace in a few steps.
The coachman was like a fool in the car, the boss with his mouth open, until the old road disappeared for a long time, he came back to his senses, and hurriedly jumped out of the car and ran towards Qin Yu, for fear that Qin Yu would have any accidents, then Qin Qiong would definitely not spare him.
At this time, Shi slowly opened his eyes, and after being slightly stunned, he jumped up all of a sudden, yes, lying on his stomach, and then jumped up with both hands on the ground, only to hear Shi shout with palpitations, "What a powerful old guy." ”。
The coachman came to Qin Yu's side, nervously stretched out his hand to test Qin Yu's snort, and after finding that Qin Yu was still breathing, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly shouted at the stone, "Stone, quickly, carry the young master to the car, we have to hurry back and find Lang Zhong for the young master." ”。
"Smack." The stone slapped himself hard and shouted with great regret, "It's all my fault for the unfavorable guards." ”。
"Hurry up, the young master is still unconscious." The coachman shouted anxiously.
Shi hurriedly ran over, picked up Qin Yu, turned around and ran, shouting as he ran, "I'll go back with the young master first, and you bring my hammer to me." ”。
"Okay." The coachman nodded and shouted, but when the coachman looked at the hammer of the stone, he was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly shouted, "Stone, your hammer is too heavy for me to lift." ”。
The stone heard it, but did not return, only listened to the stone's words, "You show me, that's my baby, don't lose it to me, or I will break your legs." ”。
When the coachman heard this, his face suddenly froze, and he opened his mouth, but he couldn't speak, and after a while, he opened his mouth and scolded, "You damn dumbfounder, I won't show you yet, I want to see how you ......."
The coachman's voice grew quieter and quieter, and finally turned into a long sigh, and he sat down in the carriage with a tangled face, staring at the two large sledgehammers of the stone.
When I came, I didn't even use a tenth of the time when I went back, so I can see how many stones there are and how much strength they have.
After Shi returned to Qingfeng Ju with Qin Yu in his arms, he just wanted to go directly to Chang'an, at this time, Qin Yu opened his eyes, his face was full of strangeness, and he only heard Qin Yu say in a low voice, "The immortal helped me to the top, and I received immortality." ”。
"Alas, stone, let me down." Qin Yu saw the stone looking at him with a surprised face, and then he realized that he was being held by the stone, and hurriedly spoke.
"Young master, how are you?" Shi shouted in surprise, and Qin Yu's ears, which had a loud voice, were buzzing.
Qin Yu nodded hurriedly, and the stone put Qin Yu down.
After Qin Yu landed, he looked into the distance, his eyes flashed with a dreamlike gaze, and after a while, he let out a long sigh and then returned to Qingfeng Residence.
After a hasty dinner, Qin Yu locked himself in the room, pondered for a long time, and then sat cross-legged on the bed, exhaling and breathing, and not long after, with a "poof", Qin Yu let out a fart.
"Damn, this method of spitting is not the only way to fart." After Qin Yu muttered, he continued to spit out, fortunately, Qin Yu didn't fart again.
"Stone, stone."
"You damn dumbfounded."
"Lao Tzu has been waiting for you for so long, why haven't you come?"
"Ahh
"Why do I feel like something is missing?" The stone lay on the bed, tossing and turning, but couldn't sleep, and suddenly slapped his head, "Oh, my hammer." ”。
After the stone finished speaking, he quickly got up and ran out of Qingfeng Ju in a hurry.