Chapter 101: Luo Shen is afraid of water

I have to admit that the woman in front of me is the most charming, glamorous, and beautiful one that Yuan Shang has ever met after he was reborn.

Although Lu Lingqi and Xiahou Juan are also beauties, each with their own merits, if they are more serious, compared with the woman in front of them, there is really a faint sense of overshadowing.

There are beautiful women in the north, peerless, looking at the city, and then the country.

When it comes to the woman in front of him, there is no intention of transgressing it at all.

Yuan Shang is not the kind of person who wants to see the color, women are like food, what is good-looking is not necessarily delicious, what is delicious is not necessarily good-looking, bird's nest shark fin, radish dregs, everyone has something to love, delicious, leprosy, you have to like one after all, the one who loves to eat everything is called hungry and does not choose to eat, and the one who does not like to eat anything is called cold.

But no matter which bite it is, it is indeed a great pleasure in life to meet a peerless beauty to give you eyes when you are drunk, which is not something that can be encountered in any public toilet.

"Hello." Yuan Shang waved his hand at Zhen Mi very gentlemanly, and looked down at his pants that had not yet been removed: "Fortunately, you came at the right time, if you come a little later, our meeting may be embarrassing." ”

Zhen Mi looked Yuan Shang up and down curiously, and said with a smile: "This son, I don't know what happened here, are you looking for the wrong place?" ”

Yuan Shang scratched his head, looked around and said, "It should be right, right?" This is specially sent by the head of the Zhen Mansion to bring me here. ”

"The head of the Zhen Mansion?" Zhen Mi was stunned when she heard this, and said, "But this belongs to the inner house of Zhen's mansion." If you are not a guest, you can't come there."

Yuan Shang coughed lightly, with a slight hint of self-satisfaction in his smile: "I am not talented, but I think that I can barely be regarded as a distinguished guest of this Zhen Mansion, I don't know who the young lady is, here and there." But why? ”

Looking at Yuan Shang's slightly cloudy eyes and red face because of drunkenness, Zhen Mi's eyes turned around, as if she had thought of something interesting, pursed her lips and smiled, revealing a slightly mysterious and sad expression, like a fairy who is not half a bit of fireworks, and her gestures reveal a kind of demagogic power.

"I, hehe, I am the fairy of this pool. Waiting for intelligent people to come and find each other. ”

Yuan Shang's smile suddenly stiffened a little, how did she think about it, she really played me like a drunken idiot?

It doesn't matter if a woman is beautiful, but if a beautiful woman treats herself as an immortal, then this matter needs to be investigated.

The fairy maniac is not far away.

and did not open his mouth to demolish her. Yuan Shang just glanced indifferently at the frozen deep pool, and said with a smile: "You are the fairy of this urine pool?" ”

Zhen Mi was lame and dissatisfied: "Who told you that this is a pool of urine?" This pond is the most decorated by Zhen Mansion repair, and at the beginning of Jian'an by 37 craftsmen in Jizhou to build together, Hui Zhi formed. Zhen Mansion poured out his face and specially invited the great Confucian Zheng Xuan to name it, saying that it was to clean the dust, which was intended to remove the dust. Cleanse away the muddy, and don't speak out of your words. ”

Yuan Shang was stunned when he heard this. He arched his hand and said: "It turns out that there is a small pool of water, and there is such a story during the period." It was the kid who said Meng Lang, ashamed, ashamed to dare to ask where the fairy came from today? ”

Zhen Mi smiled and said softly: "I am an immortal in the pool, and I escaped from the water, what about you?" Where did it come from? ”

"The kid is not talented, he borrowed urine."

“”

Yuan Shang raised his eyes and looked at the ice pool, and sighed with emotion: "I don't want to go to Zhenfu today, I can actually see the gods after getting drunk, it's really lucky, it's really a great luck, it's just my lucky day!" The kid was excited in his heart, and there was a little bit of reluctance to ask, and he hoped that the fairy could agree, and it would not be in vain for us to meet the immortals. ”

Zhen Mi saw that Yuan Shang was talking interestingly, and she couldn't help but play with it in her heart, and said with a smile: "Since this immortal is willing to come forward to meet you, I should see that you are a pure-hearted person." What would you like to hear? ”…,

Yuan Shang rubbed his hands lightly, and said with a dry smile: "Since the immortal is a good mana, the kid has a few enemies, and I have an undying enmity that cannot be resolved, the fairy is high-righteousness, can you use some spells to help me volley the flying sword 'suddenly' kill them, the kid is very thankful." ”

Zhen Mi's face froze, her eyes were sudden, and she hesitated for a while and said, "This is quite difficult, do you still have other wishes?" ”

"The kid has been a little tight in his hands recently, the fairy is high-minded, you might as well use some spells to change other people's money into the kid's house, the kid is very thankful."

"Well, you don't have any other ideas?"

"When the world is chaotic, human life is like a dog, people are broken bones at every turn, the fairy is noble, borrow a few spells to the kid, and at the critical moment, he can use the flying sword to 'sudden' the wicked, thank you."

"Can you get another one?"

Yuan Shang frowned, flicked his sleeves dissatisfiedly, turned around and left.

"What kind of fairy, this won't work, that won't work, it's not professional at all, and it will be perfunctory with good words."

Zhen Mi grew up from childhood to adulthood, and the people he met were all the same people, and the gentlemen who chattered about Confucian etiquette every day had never seen Yuan Shang so interesting, and when he saw that he was leaving, he was in a hurry, and hurriedly beckoned: "Alas, you wait, this immortal promises you." ”

Yuan Shang turned his head, smiled on his face, and said, "Fairy really? Lend me the flying sword and let me 'burst' for a moment. ”

Zhen Mi nodded lightly and said: "What this immortal said is true, but one drink and one peck, there is a fixed number, if you want a spell, you need to make this immortal happy first." ”

Yuan Shang blinked, frowned, and said, "What do you want to do?" ”

Zhen Mi pointed to the side of the waterhole and said lightly: "Benxian has no games to relieve boredom on weekdays, he only likes to swim in the lake and play ice in winter, there is a rope over there, you drag me to play a few slidings, I can't say that I can make Benxian happy." ”

A smile appeared at the corner of Yuan Shang's mouth, this woman is also interesting, she doesn't like female red embroidery, she likes to skate in winter, and she is a weirdo.

It's rare to have such a moment, tease and tease her, and you should be relieved.

Then he saw the ice of the pool. A man in black walked a rope away from a woman smiling on the ground and rubbing the ice. During the period, the bell laughs in the air, which makes people smell happy.

Yuan Shang used a lot of strength, every time he could take Zhen Mi far away, this woman was also bold, not only was she not afraid, but her face was full of excitement, and her flattering face was always full of joyful smiles.

After playing a few times. With the strength of the wine, Yuan Shang's bad water began to gurgle again.

"Catch it on, play a big game for you this time!" Yuan Shang, who had always been in the same place, was carrying the rope this time and suddenly began to run. Pulling Zhen Mi towards the depths of the pool, his speed was extremely fast.

Zhen Mi, who was pulled, only heard the cold wind in her ears, her pretty face turned pale with shock, her eyes looked at Yuan Shang in fear, and she shouted, "Stop." Stop! Don't, the ice in the deep pool"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Yuan Shang's arms slam hard, and immediately swept Zhen Mi towards the depths of the pool. Slide out a lot of miles at once!

I don't want the situation to change suddenly, but I see inside the deep pool. As Zhen Mi crossed the place, the ice surface suddenly became a big depression. With a "click", Zhen Mi's pretty figure drew a graceful arc on the ice, and then suddenly fell into the ice pool.

"It's not frozen" These are the last three words that Zhen Mi said when he turned his head to Yuan Shang before falling into the pool.

Stunned to see the figure that suddenly disappeared on the ice, the cold sweat on Yuan Shang's head suddenly fell miserably, and the slightly dizzy wine suddenly woke up a lot.

"Overboard! Save people! ”

The desolate and tragic cry resounded in the starry night sky above Zhen's mansion, and it was extremely clear and audible. …,

The back hall of Zhen Mi's inner house.

Zhen Yan, Zhang's family, the second son Zhen Yao, and the other daughters of the Zhen family, Zhen Jiang, Zhen Tuo, Zhen Dao, and Zhen Rong were all sitting in the hall, and everyone's faces were flickering and dark, indescribably bitter and sweet.

Opposite them, Yuan Shang bowed his head and said nothing with a shameful face, sitting still in a precarious position, but Xiao Ji behind him blinked his eyes, looked at this, looked at that, and sighed a few times from time to time, looking particularly melancholy.

After a long time, Xiao Ji finally spoke in a low voice.

"Huh?"

"This is your plan to salute first and then soldier, and give a stick to a sweet date?"

When Yuan Shang heard this, the color of guilt became even stronger.

Xiao Ji grinned bitterly, shook his head and said: "Throw the girl into the ice hole, this stick is too ruthless to lose the woman's water, plus the servants guarding the gate of the courtyard came in time, son, don't use this kind of risk in the future." ”

"The words of the county made the county feel deeply guilty, and it should be very reluctant in the future."

At this time, I saw Zhen Yan opposite Yuan Shang standing up suddenly, his face was cold, and he walked towards Yuan Shang step by step.

Yuan Shanghe Xiaoji's complexion suddenly changed drastically.

"Brother Zhen, don't be impulsive, you have something to say, but this matter is unexpected by the county, I am actually just playing with Sister Ling, and I don't care about it"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhen Yan suddenly kneel down on his knees, crying to the ground at Yuan Shang, his voice choked, like a complaint.

"Yuan Gongzi, Zhen Yan has recruited all of them today, I am willing to subdue the law with my own body, and I hope that the son will be merciful, let go of the younger brothers and sisters of the Zhen Mansion, and don't use this method to harm them again, Zhen Yan is begging for the son!"

When the words fell, he saw that the Zhang family also got up, leaned over and bowed: "Childe, the crimes of the Zhen family are all on the people's women, and they have nothing to do with Yan'er, if the son's son wants to track down, just arrest and interrogate the people's women, just for the sake of Lingzun's relationship with her husband in the past, let go of my Zhen family!" The women do not ask for their surplus wealth, but only for them to live, to have food to eat when they are hungry, and to have clothes to wear when they are cold."

Speaking of this, the old lady's eyes were also cloudy, and two tears ran down her rather old cheeks and slowly fell on the bluestone in the hall.

Yuan Shang swallowed a mouthful of spit, glanced at Xiao Ji cautiously, and said in a low voice: "What a strange routine Yuan Tu, what do you think about this matter?" ”

Xiao Ji was also weak-hearted, and replied in a low voice: "The husband and things are prosperous and declining, and the anger is extremely sad, the ancients are honest and do not deceive me, my lord, it is estimated that they are stupid by you." ”