Liu Yuan suddenly remembered a person, Xu Wei.

Xu Wei, the word Wenqing, later changed to the word Wenchang, called Tianchi Mountain people, Chinese Ming Dynasty writers, calligraphers and painters, military strategists, but the folk also widely spread his stories and legends, mostly about how he was smart when he was young, how to play tricks on the eunuchs later, etc., everyone likes to call him

Xu Wenchang.

Once, a rich man who was rich asked him to write a longevity couplet for his mother, but Xu Wenchang had the intention to tease him, so he wrote a couplet with a huge difference in the meaning before and after, which made him jump and blow up, but there was no way to take Xu Wenchang, and he had to be low at the end

Thank him heavily.

Hey, aren't you going to be special? That line, and that four-sentence couplet, happened to be used by Liu Yuan today.

Liu Yuan saluted Cui Wang and said: "The elder has an order, he doesn't dare to resign, if he doesn't do well, please don't be surprised by the old lady." ”

Cui Jing, who has always liked dancing and writing, said with a smile: "You can just make friends with literature, even if you don't do it well, I won't blame you, so you can do it boldly." ”

"Then the villain will be ugly." Liu Yuan saluted, and then took two steps closer, as if watching with interest Cui Wang's old birthday star coming.

Cui Wang's family is not an eighteen-year-old girl, seeing Liu Yuan looking at her, she is not angry, knowing that Liu Yuan wants to take her as the object of poetry, but smiled at him very kindly, didn't Liu Yuan say that the elder dare not resign? If you are an elder, then behave kindly

It's done.

The guests on the field also looked at Liu Yuan with great interest, most of them had heard of Liu Yuan's actions in Yangzhou, especially Xu Hongji who defeated the north, which made him famous overnight

, everyone is interested in him, especially now that I see myself composing poems on the spot, I am even more interested, to see what surprises this new guy in the poetry world has made.

Cui Mengyao looked at Liu Yuan curiously, she knew that although she only glanced at the jewelry just now, Cui Mengyao was already full of confidence in that jewelry, and there was no need to worry about the jewelry, but what she was worried about now was whether Liu Yuan could make a good birthday poem, and he could say that he brought it himself

If Liu Yuan behaves well, his face will be stained, he was in a hurry last time, if he stays in Yangzhou for a few more days, he will see how he is shocked.

Now that Liu Yuan lowered his head and paced his steps, Cui Mengyao thought curiously: Could it be that this Liu Yuan wants to learn from Cao Zhi in the Three Kingdoms, and make a poem in seven steps?

One, two, three, four, five, six......

It seems that Cui Mengyao is counting the steps, and as soon as he steps to the seventh step, Liu Yuan's head has been raised, with a smile on his face, and the people who are waiting for him to perform are also smiling, needless to say, as soon as he looks at him, he knows that he has poetry.

It's really quick-witted, it seems that just a few steps have been taken, and this poem is in the belly.

Liu Yuan smiled in his heart, in fact, he thought about it early in the morning, but lest others think that he had thought about it a long time ago, he had to pretend and put up a shelf, and now he had put on a shelf, and successfully focused everyone's attention on him, so he began to put his own poems

Read it out.

"Back to the old lady, the villain is there."

Cui Lian said angrily: "Then read it out and let everyone evaluate it." ”

Cui Mengzhen's Laozi is Cui Lian who speaks, to be honest, he is very satisfied with his future son-in-law, although he also thinks that Xu Hongji's arrogant temperament is to be restrained, and he also agrees with Xu Hongji's postponement of the marriage for two years, and personally exposes his beloved daughter

, but he is also very interested in Liu Yuan, who forced his future son-in-law Xu Hongji, to beat Xu Hongji, is it inevitable or accidental?

"Yes" Liu Yuan responded, looked at the old lady, and then said loudly: "Old lady Cui is not human"

What the? Not human? Still naming people at their birthday banquets and saying that others are not people?

All the guests were shocked at once, they didn't expect that they would listen to such words, and many people's mouths were opened into an O-shape, and they couldn't close their mouths for a long time.

scolded the Cui family, the head of the seven clans and five surnames, in public, or scolded the Cui family's most honorable Cui Wang family for not being a person, this courage, even the current emperor, did not dare to say this, otherwise those historians and imperial historians headed by Wei Heizi could put Taizong's ears for their own name

Grind out the cocoon.

Cui Mengyao was startled, her face turned white, and the original smiling face of Cui Wang's family who was sitting on it sank suddenly, and her three sons, the Cui clan's most powerful Cui patriarch, Cui Lian, and Cui Jing, suddenly turned pale, as the head of the scholar clan

, traditional virtues such as respecting the old and loving the young must not be lost, and now a small businessman actually insulted his mother in front of so many powerful people, and he simply slapped himself in front of the world in public, and rode on the head of the Cui family to.

Patriarch Cui's face, Tie Qing

Patriarch Cui's hand trembled

Patriarch Cui's eyes are sharp.

Patriarch Cui's heart is like a volcano about to erupt, erupting at any time......

"The Nine Heavens Xuannu descends to the earth" Just when the people were about to get angry, Liu Yuan's mouth collapsed again.

What the? The Nine Heavens Xuannu descends to the earth?

Mrs. Cui is not a person, and the Nine Heavens Xuannu descends to the earth. Wonderful, wonderful, although the previous sentence is rude to the extreme, but it is used as a foreshadowing for the latter sentence, there is nothing to say, add a sentence, the artistic conception has come to a 180-degree turn, this text is played, it is simply perfect, wonderful.

The O-shaped mouths of many guests suddenly returned to normal, and the face of Mrs. Cui, who had sunk down, suddenly became smiling again, and even the three brothers of the Cui family changed from a blue face to a smile.

Cui Wang's older age, the more he believes in Buddhism, morning, noon and evening to chant three times, every first day and fifteenth day of the new year to eat vegetarian to show sincerity, from time to time also porridge and medicine or something, she enjoyed the glory and wealth of the world during her lifetime, of course, I also hope that I can have a good home after death, on

is heaven instead of hell, and now Liu Yuan praises her for being a Nine Heavens Xuannu who descends to the earth, such a good blessing, can you not be happy?

Cui Mengyao, who was standing on the side, secretly stroked her wildly beating little liver, and couldn't help but glance at Liu Yuan: This daredevil, almost scared himself to death, it's really hateful~~~

The mood of the crowd has not calmed down, and Liu Yuan, who was standing in the hall, read aloud again: "Giving birth to sons is a thief"

What the? Thief?

The faces of the three Cui brothers changed all of a sudden, scholars, what they want is literature, character, style, and face, thieves are like rats crossing the street, everyone shouts and beats, and even the third-rate nine religions are not compared, a businessman dares to say that the Cui family is famous and respected by the scholars and scholars all over the world

Three heroes are thieves?

What a big dog guts!

The three Cui brothers, whose faces had just calmed down, suddenly turned blue again, and the guests in the hall were suddenly stunned by this poem.

"Steal the immortal pan to offer his mother" Fortunately, Liu Yuan was not long apart this time, and the last sentence only paused for two seconds, and immediately said the next sentence.

Xianpan, that is, the myth and legend of the fairy peach, in ancient times congratulatory gifts, all like to make the longevity bag into the appearance of the peach or directly use the peach, this is from the "Shennong Materia Medica" on the "jade peach service, immortality" text, "Shen Wei Jing" said "Oriental tree name peach,

It's longevity".

said one more thing, from the original three brothers as thieves, suddenly became filial piety to the mother, for the mother to live a long life, dare to risk the world's disapproval to steal the heavenly palace of the immortal pan to honor the mother, this filial piety, said the word, that is moving the heavens and the earth, even if it is a thief, also

It is a "filial thief" and a "good thief".

The artistic conception and meaning suddenly made an earth-shattering 180-degree turn, which was simply amazing.

"Wonderful!"

"This birthday poem is so well done, it makes my heart go up and down."

"Yes, yes, it's a bit like listening to the three stacks of Yangguan, one stack of artistic conceptions."

"I've listened to a lot of birthday poems, and this is the most special."

"That's, that's, it sounds a little unbearable at first, and it feels difficult to get into the hall of elegance, but after tasting it carefully, I suddenly feel that it means endlessly, I heard that Xu Jiudou was pressed by this person before, I still don't believe it, but now it seems that it is not unjust to lose."

"Hey, by the way, he took seven steps just now, and he will become a poem immediately, could it be that he learned Cao Zijian (Cao Zhi, Zijian)'s seven-step poem?" ……

When a group of literati and high-rollers heard such a novel and interesting poem, they immediately discussed it with great interest, and they all praised the wonderful writing of this poem: if you listen to a sentence, you are so angry that you want to fight with him, but if you listen to it more, you have to be grateful to him, and the writing is like a blade

, that's just the realm.

The three Cui brothers glanced at each other, and then walked up to Cui Wang's and knelt down, and said in unison: "My son is willing to be a thief, steal the immortal pan, and wish my mother a long life." ”

PS: My book friend is very smart, I guessed what I wrote last night, is there a lot of pressure, my book friend is also very powerful, it is on the list, come on, everyone, four more today, four better, is it good? Everyone dares to smash tickets, and the fifth watch is not far away!!