The Prince's Bedchamber.

Liu Mingli said to Zhou Xiaocao: "Gu Yuan thought that you were just making achievements in medicine, but I didn't expect that you also have so much experience in governing the country and the country. Can you tell Sù Lonely, where did all the whimsical ideas in your head come from? Don't tell sù lonely, you read this from the book of sages, how did you come to be the identity of this lifter, I'm afraid it's not enough for outsiders, right? ”

Zhou Xiaocao "poofed" in his heart, and said that what should have come is still here.

In the past, what Zhou Xiaocao was most afraid of was what to say once someone doubted his knowledge or knowledge. What was this body on his own like before, through Guò's understanding these days, Zhou Xiaocao gradually understood it vaguely. In the past, Zhou Xiaocao was sluggish, and he was not good at anything other than reading a few sage books. You can't pick your shoulders, you can't lift your hands, and it's a mess to treat people. After "marrying" to the Feng family, he just lived with Feng Yulan in the cave that day. That night, some ill-intentioned guys were stunned and drunk Zhou Xiaocao, who usually didn't drink alcohol, crying and laughing in bed at night, and finally vomited Feng Yulan on a bed, the taste, this sour, people can't bear to look at it directly. Since then, he has been driven to that small courtyard by Feng Yulan, and only sent a gourd to serve him, which is equivalent to being thrown aside.

You say, just such a person, all of a sudden, he is powerful, he becomes omnipotent, he becomes amorous······ This, how can this not be suspected? Either you say it's a ghost, or... For now, there is only one explanation.

Zhou Xiaocao said to Liu Mingli: "His Royal Highness the Prince, I told you that, you can't sue others!" ”

Liu Mingli swore and said: "Don't worry, I will never talk nonsense!" You have a lilac birthmark on the left buttocks of my sister Princess Minjun, and no one has said it for so many years! ”

Zhou Xiaocao was moved to tears: "Your Highness is really tight-lipped!" Actually, I had an adventure the other day."

Outside the East Palace, there were two figures, quietly advancing there. Looking at their intentions, it seems that they want to cross the wall.

The guards of the East Palace are strict, and Cheng Dù is second only to the emperor's bedroom, which shows that Emperor Tianze still cares about this future king. There are two teams of patrol officers around, walking in the opposite direction, and in less than a stick of incense, they can meet once, and it is really difficult for outsiders to enter the East Palace quietly.

Princess Minjun hid behind a holly tree with her waist bent, and behind her, squatting the cautious Zhao Zhigao. Speaking of which, he was even more nervous than Princess Minjun. He is alone, but he is not afraid, what he is afraid of is being with this little palace daughter. Just now I told her a story about dizziness and dry mouth, and this one was talked about until the third watch in the middle of the night, and he didn't understand why this little palace maid had so much energy and didn't fall asleep. But that's fine, in case this little palace maid sleeps a lot, as soon as she arrives at Zhou Xiaocao's bed, she will fall asleep, and there is no story that has to be said, then his next plan will not be good.

After the two teams of patrolmen met here once and walked forward, Zhao Zhigao knew that they had less than a stick of incense.

Zhao Zhigao took out a flying claw from his arms and gently put it on the wall, making a "ding" sound, but it was not very loud. No matter how high Zhao Zhigao's martial arts are, he is not sure that he can come and go freely over such a tall wall as the East Palace when he is surrounded by a person, so it is better to be careful.

Zhao Zhigao stretched out his hand and wanted to clamp Princess Minjun under his armpit, but was refused: "No! How can I, a dignified palace maid, be caught under my armpit? ”

Zhao Zhigao asked, "Then what do you want?" ”

Princess Minjun thought for a moment, and then tilted her little head: "I want you to carry me up!" ”

Zhao Zhigao was stunned: "Isn't it?" I, carrying you, up? ”

Princess Minjun flattened her mouth and said, "You don't want to? Then I'm not going. ”

Zhao Zhigao said: "Don't! I carry it, I can't carry it! ”

Damn, the tiger fell into Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, I don't want my Zhao Zhigao I to be famous, and in the end I was ruined by such a little girl!

As soon as Zhao Zhigao bent over, Princess Minjun rushed up at once. It is said that the man who carries the man and the woman on his back is different, the front of the man is flat, and the woman is convex and backward, and it will be much more difficult to carry it. If you like this woman, and she likes you, then don't mind. Women don't mind sticking the two soft flesh on your chest on your back, and you don't mind experiencing a handful of "thoughtful tenderness". If this is not a pair of lovers, the man does not want to let two things on his back get in the way, and the woman does not want to let the man take advantage of herself, so she leans back desperately, which makes the man in front of her more difficult.

In front of him, the combination of Zhao Zhigao and Princess Minjun is the latter situation. Zhao Zhigao grabbed the rope behind the flying claw with one hand, and wanted to support Minjun's buttocks with the other, but he was afraid that Minjun would think that he was trying to take advantage of her, and if he opened his mouth to scream, it would be wasted. So, he put one left hand under Minjun's buttocks, relying on the strength of one right hand to bear the weight of two people. If it weren't for the fact that he could alternately kick on the wall with two feet, Zhao Zhigao was very worried about whether he would be able to complete the feat of sending two people to the wall.

The two of them wasted their strength, and finally entered the wall, and they didn't dare to make a move in the corner of the wall. Fortunately, the guards in the East Palace are tight on the outside and loose on the inside, and the guards inside are not very strong. Zhao Zhigao took Minjun quietly to the house where Zhou Xiaocao was resting, shrunk under the window, and secretly paid attention to the movements inside. I only heard Zhou Xiaocao pacing around the house and couldn't live in peace, and I didn't know what I was going to do. Several times, Zhou Xiaocao came to this window, and poked his head out of the window, so frightened that Zhao Zhigao thought that this Zhou Xiaocao was not only a martial arts master in addition to Zhou's counting and medical skills, but he didn't dare to move.

Fortunately, Zhou Xiaocao walked out of the door as if he had finally made a decision.

Zhao Zhigao whispered to Minjun: "Girl, your lover is out, let's take action, I'll send you in." ”

Zhao Zhigao said: "Offended! ”

Gently hugged Minjun's willow waist, and gently sent Minjun into the house with his arm strength. This Minjun is also a shrewd person, and he got into the quilt with a "snort".

Zhao Zhigao was very pleased, from the time he came into contact with this little palace maid to the present, this time made him the most satisfied.

Thinking that Zhou Xiaocao had already left the door, Zhao Zhigao didn't dare to take advantage of the fact that he was now going over the wall, so he had to hide in the corner of the wall again.

Let's talk about Zhou Xiaocao.

Zhou Xiaocao wasted a lot of energy, and finally said a crooked heresy that he didn't even believe in in vain, so that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince would no longer pursue this matter, and then staggered into the house arranged by the prince for himself. When I entered the house, I felt that since I entered this damn palace, I haven't gone to the toilet until now, and I soaked in urine and suffocated my internal injuries.

What to do?

It is said that in his home in Cangzhou, the toilet is in the house, which is a toilet; When I lived in Xie Bingzhou's official office, the toilet was in the corner of the courtyard. But when I got to the palace, where was this toilet?

What to do? Can't hold it back!

The urine does not urinate, the bladder fires; Should be sprinkled or not, the urethra blooms!

Zhou Xiaocao was so anxious that she poked her head out of the window several times to see which corner of the courtyard looked like there was a toilet. It's a pity that every time it's a disappointment.

There's no way, there's only a killer feature!

Zhou Xiaocao walked out of the house, turned around to a corner, took out the dragon root, shook the faucet, and was ready to start releasing water.

However, he couldn't die, and the corner he came to was exactly the corner where Zhao Zhigao was squatting