"Huh! Zihan, you're naughty again. Liu Yuan helplessly patted Song Zihan, who was already holding his arm, fortunately, there are not many people on campus during today's holiday, otherwise his reputation as a principal would be completely ruined.

"I'm naughty, last time people went home because of you, I was severely educated by my father, but I remember someone said that they should compensate others well." Song Zihan actually stuck out his tongue and said mischievously.

"Alright, let's go. KFC eats something first, then watches a movie, and then goes to Wuhan City, and then you go home, and then I go to Yihong Courtyard by myself, recently my sister-in-law has a little big belly, and I am not allowed to have sex with her. Liu Yuan joked to Song Zihan and said.

"You are not allowed to go to that kind of place, people still think that you are dressed so handsome for me! You're so sad. Song Zihan's cheeks were red, even if he had been abroad, but when a man talked about going to a place like Yihong Courtyard in front of a woman, the girl would inevitably be embarrassed.

"But," Liu Yuangang wanted to say something, but Song Zihan refused, "Don't go, if you really can't help it, people are willing to do that with you!" Song Zihan said with a red face.

"That's it!" Liu Yuan pretended to be stupid and said.

"Liu Yuan, you bastard, that's it!" Song Zihan's face became more and more red, and at this time, Liu Yuan found that it was really a very happy thing to flirt with the little girl.

"Oh," Liu Yuan looked at Song Zihan's chest thoughtfully, then shook his head and said, "No, you're too small!" ”

"Bastard, what's wrong with Xiao, grandma said, I will grow up too! Don't believe you're touching! Song Zihan held his chest up, he had to let Liu Yuan touch it, and it was Liu Yuan's turn to be embarrassed at this time.

After all, it's okay to let him tease Song Zihan, but if it's really a gun, he is still a little hesitant and burdened.

"Okay, don't make a fuss, big brother will take you to dinner, KFC has a new model," After the last time, Liu Yuan and Song Zihan became closer and closer, Song Zihan pulled Liu Yuan's arm all the way, happy like a little woman.

"General, wait a minute." Michelle suddenly appeared in front of Liu Yuan.

Liu Yuan didn't say anything, on the contrary, Michelle herself realized Song Zihan's murderous eyes, but she still had the courage to say, "Beautiful oriental rose-like lady, can you borrow your boyfriend for a while." ”

Michelle is worthy of being a Junker nobleman, and with one sentence, Song Zihan narrowed the corners of his eyes, let go of Liu Yuan's arm and stood aside.

"Tell me, what's going on, if you encounter difficulties in life, the school will try to help you solve them." Liu Yuan said with a smile.

"The general can see that you are preparing to go on a date with this beautiful lady, for married men are not so happy in our Germany." Michelle said enviously.

"You can settle in China, and we in China are very welcoming to talents like you." Liu Yuan said bewildermently.

"General, you're kidding. How could I leave the homeland where I was nurtured. Hearing Liu Yuan's words, Michelle became extremely serious.

is worthy of being a German soldier and has his own sense of honor, "You also know that I'm joking, hurry up, I'm in a hurry, KFC will go at ten o'clock in the morning, there are discounts, and there are not many people, take girls to dinner, you know." ”

General, we may have to delay a little time, here's the thing.

"What, you're going to play against the Americans!" Liu Yuan's head was full of question marks.

Michelle explained, "You know, the playground in the west is very close to the training ground for female cadets, and the shameless Yankees are there every day to show off and seduce ignorant Chinese women, and now many girls in the school say that the American students are good, and as German warriors, we know that this is a huge joke, so we decided to fight for the ownership of the playground with the Yankees." ”

Michelle explained that Liu Yuan also understood a lot, it turned out to be a group of beasts with excessive hormone secretion, and they all wanted to show themselves in front of girls, but the old-fashioned in Germany obviously did not have many opportunities, and the popularity of American cowboys was inevitable. But Germany, the most powerful European power, must have had its own self-esteem, and all the struggles began.

But everyone is a student, and you can't really do it, so all the competitions are taken for granted.

"Are you going to play basketball against the United States? This seems unrealistic. Liu Yuan reminded the obviously not very old-fashioned German.

"General, you underestimate us too much, didn't you just learn game theory two days ago? You can't win basketball, but what the United States is best at, it's certainly not appropriate not to compare with them, so we're going to play three games, basketball, football, and football, and I'm sure we're going to win. Michelle said proudly.

Liu Yuan has a black line, who said that the Germans are old-fashioned, are these tricks also learned! Isn't this a copy of Tian Ji horse racing?

"How did you invite the Americans to play with you?" Liu Yuan asked.

"That day, the Americans were playing basketball on the playground, and a group of beautiful Oriental girls next to them, Lapel walked over, initiated an invitation, and just asked lightly, are you men?"

Liu Yuan's head has a black line, the Germans are really fucking cunning, "Say, what do you have to do with me?"

The Yankees won the basketball, we won the football, and now the football game is left, and we all agree that we need a witness, or a referee, and the international rules of football are said to have been created by the president when you were in college, and you have won the NCSB championship, so I hope you can referee us.

Liu Yuan nodded and said, "It's not impossible to help, but the winning side has to pay me a salary, after all, I'm very busy." ”

Of course, we have already prepared a reward for hiring a character like you, General, but General You must ensure your impartiality, and you cannot be biased just because you once went to college in the United States.

Don't worry, Liu Yuan walked next to Song Zihan and smelled Song Zihan, Song Zihan was not dissatisfied, but said to Liu Yuan proudly, "Big brother, in the eyes of Americans and Germans, you speak much better than that Jiang bald head." ”

The Americans and Germans occupied both sides of the playground, and there were many Chinese students standing next to them, but the Chinese students were standing next to them, of course, the hateful Chinese female students actually formed a cheerleading team, which made Zang Kejia, the vice chairman of the student union, not know how angry Lu Dao was, and had already privately told the big guys that they would definitely organize their own football teams and kill these guys.

The two colonels were much quieter than the young men, sitting far away in the stands, not congregating with the students, one holding a glass of beer in his hand, and constantly going back and forth.

Due to the hurry, after Liu Yuan came to the playground, the game began, and the most confident project of the Germans, the army's usual entertainment project, was to play football.

As a result, after the start of the game, he suffered a painful abuse, there is a tall guy in the United States, from the call of Lala's team, Liu Yuan can hear it, this guy is called Pete, only a dozen minutes, he has already performed a hat trick in a row, scored three goals, and Germany's score is still zero.

For a moment, the faces of the German students became ugly.