Chapter 33: Daughter's Makeup

This time, it is still in Daxing Mountain, southeast of Beijing. Just a few days ago, Sun Yuerong tied Yan Hong in the woods, two horses tied to the stump to graze, "Rouge Tiger" Sun Yuerong and "Little Yama" Yan Hong sat on the grass and spread out a thin felt.

In front of me, there are seasonal fresh fruits, a few delicate dishes, and two pots of Magu wine.

The wine and coriander are beautiful, the green trees and yellow birds are beautiful, and the scenery is early summer. But today's rouge tiger has something in his heart, and he doesn't dare to drink more. Yan Hong seems to be full of worries.

So originally a heroic and straightforward female thief, a flamboyant nobleman, at this time he was like two stuffy gourds, relatively speechless.

After taking a sip of wine, Yan Hong took advantage of the wine, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "I said Brother Sun, you and I hit it off at first sight, and we have gotten along a lot these days." What do you think, how do I treat Brother Sun? ”

Rouge Tiger took a sip of wine into his throat, but when he heard this ordinary sentence, he almost choked. "Huh? Brother Yan, you ...... You, you're very good to me. ”

"In that case, how long will Brother Sun hide it from me?" Yan Hong's eyebrows were raised, revealing a fierce appearance.

"Hide it, hide it from you?" Sun Yuerong's heart was beating fast at this time, looking at Yan Hong's face, but her mind was full of thoughts. Could it be that this young master of the Prime Minister's Mansion knows that he is a thief? It's no wonder that the battle in the restaurant was too big at the beginning, and he was kidnapped in the forest a few days ago to extort money.

Even if this Yan Hong is generous and bold, if the matter reaches the ears of the old traitor Yan Song, he will definitely not let him go.

Or, perhaps, there are countless public masters hidden in the woods at this time, factory guard eagle dogs, waiting to be captured on the spot. Death at his hands may also be my life......

Sun Yuerong was here with a boundless carriage full of thoughts, but she looked at Yan Hong's thief and smiled awkwardly: "Could it be that you really regard me as the male and female rammer Liang Shanbo?" My Sun girl, let's recruit from the truth! Or you don't have the surname Sun, but this girl didn't run away, haluha! ”

After Yan Hong said this, Sun Yuerong felt like she had been stung by something, screamed, and hurriedly jumped up.

At that time, the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai had already appeared, and the "Xianchun Biling Chronicles" in the Northern Song Dynasty had already been recorded, and by the time of the Yuan and Ming dynasties, this woman dressed as a man, spent time with classmates, parted with life and death, and turned into butterflies and flew like wings.

Although Rouge Tiger is a thief, he is also good at listening to books and watching a play, how can he not know this allusion? Of course, she also understood what Yan Hong was referring to, and the reference behind "Liang Shanbo" made her heart flutter even more:

"What, what Miss Sun? Yan Gongzi, you ...... You don't kid. ”

Yan Hong also stood up at this time, looking at the panicked appearance of the rouge tiger, he couldn't help but feel a sense of prank. He took a step forward and said:

"Jokes? If that's the case, it's probably fine. Since you and I are both men, we have to put our hearts in our hearts. There were no people in the woods, and the weather was still warm. It's better for us brothers to take off their clothes, see each other sincerely, and distinguish the authenticity. ”

As he spoke, Yan Hong untied his clothes with his left hand, and stretched out his right hand and stretched out to the front placket of the rouge tiger, seeing that he wanted to untie her clothes.

Now the rouge tiger was really frightened, and hurriedly reached out to stop it. is also in a hurry, and between the lightning and flint, he actually used the kung fu of the grappler.

Hearing a crisp sound of "click" and a scream of "ah", Yan Hong's right arm was removed from the bone ring.

Only then did Sun Yuerong realize that she was in trouble. Who would dare to ask for a woman who can take off a man's arm casually, whether as a wife or a concubine? I'm afraid I don't even want to be a maid!

During the Ming Dynasty, etiquette and religion were rampant, and the concept of male superiority and female inferiority was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Even if it is really a woman with deep skills and skills who marries a man who is powerless, she still wants to let this man beat and scold.

If you dare to beat your husband, you will immediately become the finger of a thousand husbands, and even your own mother's family will not tolerate you.

And her rouge tiger just took off the arm of the man in front of her. If she also removed Yan Hong's wrist in the restaurant when she first met, after all, the two sides were hostile at that time, and it was inevitable that she would be injured by mistake in the chaotic battle.

Today, in this picnic environment where the grass grows and the warbler flies, when everyone is eating and drinking happily, they can't even move to do this.

This time, I'm afraid I'm going to completely off this man. Even if he had some admiration for himself before, he probably turned into an east wind with this unloading.

Thinking of this, the young head of the Flying Tiger Village, who did not blink an eye when there were knives and guns, and did not frown when he cut meat and took arrows, was about to burst into tears.

However, of course, there is more important things in front of us. Yan Hong was still sitting on the ground with his arms pinched, grinning.

"Still, does it still hurt?" After hurriedly pushing the bone ring for Yan Hong again, Rouge Tiger asked in a low voice like a child who had done something wrong.

"Can it not hurt? My stupid eldest sister, you are a woman, don't you admit it, and as for removing my arm for this? It's not a secret of the emperor's family, if you say it, you have to cut it all over! But you're good enough to do it, how about you teach me kung fu? ”

Although Yan Hong was in severe pain, he was really not angry. Just kidding, some of the savage girlfriends in the 21st century are that they like her straightforwardness to this tough girl? It's not unacceptable to be fierce, and besides, who let himself be a hooligan?

If a woman sees a man reaching out to tear his clothes, and screaming at Ya Yan Butterfly while refusing to welcome him, then she really dare not ask for it.

This time, Rouge Tiger no longer dared to deny it: "Yes, I am a woman." You, when did you come to know the Tao? ”

"On the day I saw you in the Drunken Immortal Building, how could there be a man who was so beautiful as you? But since you don't admit it, I have no choice but to make a mistake. ”

"Then, you're still holding my hand?" Rouge Tiger heard Yan Hong say that he was beautiful, although he didn't believe it much, but his heart was still sweet, and this question was no longer strong.

"Who made you wear men's clothes. Do you think that the people in this world are stupid, tell you, even if everyone is stupid, my little Hades Yan Hong is not stupid, especially a woman with such a personality and mind as you, I will never look away! It turned out to be good, I took your hand, but you refused to change back into women's clothes, forcing me to make a trick, and you took off my arm. What should I do? ”

Rouge Tiger heard Yan Hong praise himself, his face was already red, and he stammered: "Ah, you...... You can do what you say. ”

Yan Hong's handsome face showed that lewd smile again: "Really? Hey, hey, hey......"

He supported Fang Cai's right hand with his left hand, took two steps back, and his eyes scanned the rouge tiger from head to toe, from chest to leg:

"In that case, I will punish you severely. You must not resist. ”

Rouge Tiger was furious by his unceremonious eyes and evil smile, and he couldn't help but raise his hand to cover his chest: "Ah, it's still fine?" Penalize...... What is the penalty? She stared at Yan Hong's mouth nervously, for fear that this guy would say something weird and embarrassing.

"Of course it's going to be punished." Yan Hong said as he squatted down to untie a package and take out some colorful things.

The Rouge Tiger's heart was beating so much that it was about to jump out of its throat, what kind of strange torture instrument was this?

"I'll punish you and replace this one." As he spoke, Yan Hong turned around and handed Sun Yuerong a bag of things.

When Sun Yuerong looked at it, her eyes lit up, but it was a big red armor, a red skirt, and red embroidered shoes. There are also some underwear inside. These clothes are made of the finest materials, and it can be seen that the workmanship is quite exquisite, and even the small ornaments on them are inlaid with gold and silver.

When most women see such a set of gorgeous clothes, their eyes will light up, and they can't wait to put on their bodies immediately, walk in front of people, and have a "return home".

Sun Yuerong is used to dressing up as a man in the cottage. Even if there are some private daughter's clothes at the bottom of the box, there is not much chance to wear them out. Now this beautiful daughter's outfit is taken out, and she is dazzled.

For a while, she couldn't connect this outfit with herself: "Change, what are you doing with this?" Sun Yuerong looked at the woman's clothes blankly, and muttered inexplicably for a while.

"Nonsense, you always wear a man's clothes, and I always feel weird when I hold your hand. You'd better change back into women's clothes, and don't always dress like a thug. What is such a beautiful person doing when he always dresses like a rough man? People are equipped with clothes and horses with saddles, and after changing clothes, I can still be more comfortable when I hold your hand. ”

Rouge Tiger felt dizzy for a while, thinking that this was the first thing he gave to him, the eldest girl Sun, and thinking that he had told the truth today, maybe as soon as he heard that he was a thief, he turned his face and never saw each other again.

But he felt pushed by Yan Hong on his back: "Go, why don't you go to the back of the forest over there and change your clothes." Otherwise, you want to untie your clothes here in front of me? Provoke me to rise, but I can't beat you, isn't this torturing the dead? ”

Hearing Yan Hong's vulgar jokes, Rouge Tiger didn't have the strength to be angry, but he was even more dizzy, as if in a dream, he took his clothes and walked towards the depths of the woods.

She shouted "Don't follow" in her mouth, but she didn't have the spirit of scolding in the cottage in the past, but she was thinking in her heart: This Yan Hongyan Gongzi is really annoying in his mouth, no wonder Liu Ye hates him so much. If he goes to change his clothes in the woods over there, and if he follows him with a dead face and wants to make it bad, what should he do?

Is it to unload his arm again? But in that case, what if he was really angry? Or just pretend you can't beat him? Liu Ye is still having a good time with her sweetheart, if she can be like her, maybe it will be good......

Turning around the forest, Rouge Tiger untied the men's clothes on his body one by one, revealing a slender and vigorous body, and his already dark face was as red as a rotten apple.

She has been a bandit for a long time. How can you be so particular about being a bandit? In the past, when I washed my body in the cottage and willow leaves in the middle of summer, I found a secluded place in the small stream behind Feihu Mountain and washed it quietly. Even occasionally bumped into by a minion who accidentally entered, it was only a few scoldings, ordering the guy to close his eyes and get out quickly.

Now in the woods outside Beijing, separated by a few bushes of trees, it is the handsome and dignified Yan Hong waiting, Rouge Tiger can't help but feel as if a grass and a tree, a flower and a bird, together with the yellow and clear sun in the sky, are staring at their naked body, which is really quite ashamed.

I'm used to wearing boots, and I'm really not used to changing my embroidered shoes. And when I changed clothes, I found that there were even close-fitting clothes in this set.

When Rouge Tiger picked it up and put it on his body, he thought wildly, this dress was touched by Yan Hong, and now he is wearing it on his body, doesn't that mean that Yan Hong is touching himself?

Thinking of this, Sun Yuerong's legs trembled a little.

When you put on your shoes, they fit properly. She thought of one more thing, how big her feet are, how can Yan Hong know Lu Dao? How did you buy these shoes that fit so well? Thinking of this, she was almost paralyzed on the ground.

At that time, women's feet could almost be used as a second forbidden area for women. This is an era when the desire to make the feet more important than honor and chastity, and many women in this era even give their bodies to men, but their feet are regarded as more private parts that men are not allowed to touch.

In the pornographic works of this era, the depiction of a woman's breasts and buttocks is not as provocative as the description of the feet, such as the famous Water Margin in which Ximen Qing pinched Pan Jinlian's feet, which is a naked eighteen forbidden plots.

Under the shroud of such values, when Sun Yuerong thought that Yan Hong knew her feet well, she only felt as if she had drunk countless old wines, and her whole person had no strength.

At this time, Rouge Tiger forgot about Yan Hong's special gift of a pair of fast boots to her a few days ago, and asked if it fits or not.

Poor Rouge Tiger's heart is rippling, and his mind is full of endless thoughts, but Yan Hong, the eldest young master, is not so brazen as to really follow the peek at others to change clothes. It's mine and it's mine, and at this time, it's not called taking advantage of the monkey's urgency, it's called committing two. Besides, if you really like her, you have to respect her.

So he also adjusted his somewhat excited emotions, turned around, sat upright, took a few deep breaths, and then looked around at the flowers, flowers and birds.

After a while, I heard the voice of Xi Xisuo behind me, and heard the rouge tiger shouting, "Yan ...... Yan Gongzi. ”

Yan Hong turned around after the sound, only to see that the rouge tiger was red, and his face was also red, and he rubbed out of the woods. Originally, the big lama in Pingsuri was better than the frame of the eyebrows, but at this time, he was wrapped in women's clothes, and he actually twisted and pinched, and he was next to each other three times in one step.

Yan Hong saw this big beauty change into women's clothes for the first time, and it was really extraordinary! With a tall figure and slender legs, coupled with that sexy big mouth, and a pair of shyly smiling almond eyes, she is simply a female guerrilla captain with godlike marksmanship in spy war movies watched in the 21st century.

What is particularly gratifying is that after the outline of women's clothing, he found that the upper circumference of this female man is quite considerable, and if it is in the 21st century, it will be the rhythm of fire!

At this time, Yan Hong's uncompetitive mind actually thought about the appearance of this big beauty when she changed her clothes naked, and she couldn't help but be fascinated, her mouth opened slightly, and a drop of saliva fell on the placket.