Chapter 43: The Platinum Plan
Li Wen took the only 2,000 yuan on his body to an unknown clothing store on the street, and randomly found a suit with a reasonable price.
After cross-dressing, I bought two copies of "security measures" from a modest adult store on the corner and hurried to the door of room 409.
The whole process takes less than five minutes, which is blazing fast.
The door was open, and after Li Wen swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he pushed the door and entered.
Xiaomeng was sitting on the edge of the bed smoking, and after looking up at Li Wen, he threw most of the cigarettes that he had not finished smoking on the ground, and raised his foot to extinguish them.
"Do you have to dress like this for a sewer?"
"Uh...... This one...... It's going to have to be formal. Li Wen's face was flushed, and his left chest rose and fell violently, which was even more suffocating than just after half a marathon.
"Hurry up, I'll be back to work in a minute. Xiaomeng took off her suspender belt and prepared to change her clothes.
"Okay, I'm here!" Li Wen stepped forward quickly, didn't see the banana peel on the ground at all, and his feet slipped, Li Wen pounced on Xiaomeng's body, his face was squeezed and a little breathless.
"What are you doing?" Xiaomeng didn't feel too much displeasure, but Li Wen suddenly made this one a little unclear to her.
"Aren't you going to get through the sewer?" Li Wen raised his upper body, and the position of the two of them now made people think, "I will try to satisfy you." ”
In order to show his manliness, Li Wen took off his coat vigorously, then tore his shirt vigorously, and when he took it off, only half of the buttons were left.
"Smack!" Xiao Meng slapped Li Wen in the face, and the heat in his chest turned into a burning sensation on his face.
"The old lady let you go through the sewer, not let you go through the sewer, I'll lose it!" Xiaomeng pushed Li Wen away, Li Wen sat on the ground with his buttocks, and there was a tingling pain from his tail bone, although there was no fracture, but it was enough to make people unbearable.
"This ...... Well, I thought. Li Wen got up, ashamed and embarrassed, "I'm sorry." ”
"Okay, I'm going to work, I'll talk about it tomorrow. ”
Xiao Meng picked up a tight top with sequins hanging next to the bed, put it on, and then put on a short leather jacket, and left alone regardless of Li Wen.
"This is a little embarrassing again," Li Wen sat on Xiaomeng's bed, compared to the hard bed in Li Wen's room, the girl's bed was really much more exquisite.
"It seems that my image in Xiaomeng's heart is completely ruined. Li Wen roared in the sky, "Originally, I even thought of the name of our child, but now I ......"
"O heaven, O earth!"
"What are you yelling in broad daylight?" the door of the room was pushed open, and the charter woman stood in the doorway with a cigarette in her mouth.
When the charter lady saw Li Wen, she thought she had gone to the wrong room, poked her head out, and after confirming the room number, she looked at Li Wen with a face full of face like a prisoner.
"What are you doing in her room?"
"Access to the sewers. ”
"Oh......" said the charter mother-in-law.
"Not what you think. ”
"What do you care about, little dreamer? I'm here to collect rent. ”
"How much?" Li Wen didn't know why this sentence suddenly blurted out, but it should be regarded as Li Wen's unrequited love for Xiaomeng.
The charter lady took out a small notebook, took half a pencil from her ear, and after spitting her fingers, she flipped to the list of room 409.
"The rent is four hundred, the water bill is thirty, and the electricity bill is seventy, a total of five hundred. ”
"Well, I'll transfer it to you. ”
"Just transfer me to WeChat. The charter lady turned around and left, walked a few steps, looked back at Li Wen again, sighed, and said, "I think you are an honest young man, so I advise you not to get too close to this little dream, she is not a good girl, don't be Huo Huo." ”
The charter lady left, and Li Wen thought about the charter wife's description of Xiaomeng.
However, it's useless to think about it so much, since you tell the charter wife that she wants to help Xiaomeng pay the rent, she must not break her word.
Li Wen took out his mobile phone and searched for the landlord in the WeChat friend list.
Entering the keyword "landlord" to search, more than a dozen friends with WeChat names called "landlord" popped up.
"I ......" Li Wen was powerless to complain, I really don't know who spread this stalk, seeing those people who changed their names to "landlords" and expected that one day others would mistakenly transfer money to him, Li Wen felt like he had swallowed a mouthful of rotten meat.
It's really disgusting to open the door to disgusting, disgusting to home.
Fortunately, there was the landlord's mobile phone number, entered the mobile phone number to search, found the real landlord, and after transferring the rent and utility bills, Li Wen only had 100 yuan left on his body.
Forget it, who makes himself think with his lower body. Li Wen returned to his room, and then faced the computer screen and began to be in a daze.
Save the online writer and become a platinum god, Li Wen really wants to slap himself twice, if it is really that easy to become a platinum god, there will be no hundreds of thousands of street writers who can't even do the most basic signing.
Rummaging through Li Wen's memory documents, according to Li Wen's memory documents, although the new book has been distributed with 300,000 words, the results are dismal, the collection is 2,000, and the price is less than 100 after it is put on the shelves. After all, the money earned is not enough to drink cold water.
Li Wen closed the computer, lay down on the bed, and recently thought carefully about the growth strategy. If you want to fight a way to fame from tens of millions of online writers, it is even more difficult than being admitted to 985 University in the college entrance examination.
After repeated pondering, Li Wen realized that if he wants to get ahead, he must not only climb up, but also step on others down, so as to highlight himself.
First of all, open the post bar, the forum, and look for new people to ask for help. Then, strangle these people in the cradle to reduce their own competitors.
"Writing a novel is a dead end. ”
"100,000 words is such a collection? ”
"Don't ask, if you ask, it's cut. ”
“......”
Li Wen replied to hundreds of such replies in one hour. After receiving Li Wen's verbal blows, many landlords expressed their readiness to reopen new books, and even decided to give up the road of writing, go to work honestly, and be an obedient tool man.
This hour can be described as fruitful, Li Wen smiled knowingly, and prepared to open a post by himself to lead the rhythm, guide the public opinion of the writers' forum, and let more people quit the writer's profession.
However, after playing a bunch of content and preparing to send it out, the platform prompted, "Due to illegal operations in your account, it has been banned." ”
It seems that the practice of stepping on others with rhythm is not working.
"How can this be good?" When Li Wen was stunned, his mobile phone suddenly rang, and Li Wen's soul almost fell out.
"If you don't make it to the store within ten minutes, don't do it!" said a middle-aged woman on the other end of the phone, and then looked at the notes, "Zhou Papi", that is, the owner of a part-time café.
"I'm on my way. When Li Wen lied and fooled the boss, he quickly closed the computer, stepped on his shoes, and rushed out of the room before he had time to tie his shoes.
"I don't care where you are, get me into the store in ten minutes. ”
"Good. ”
"Toot beet. ”
The phone prompt after hanging up made Li Wen's nerves even more tense, and he almost fell down the stairs several times while putting on his shoes, but fortunately, his life was hard enough to not become a dead soul on this fateful step.
Business in the coffee shop was as usual, lukewarm, with a few scattered tables of customers, each after ordering a drink and asking for a WIFI password. Sit in your seat, take pictures, play with your phone, and it's all about the day.
Another part-time girl in the store is called Wang Xue, who looks quiet, but her personality is not introverted at all. It's like an angel with an electric horn under the body.
After the countdown to the "deadline" given to Li Wen by the proprietress ended, Li Wen still did not arrive at the store.
The journey between Levin's residence and the café is almost 30 minutes, and it takes 15 minutes to take a taxi to the café without traffic jams and ignoring the speed limit, and it is impossible to arrive in 10 minutes.
The proprietress sat behind the counter and kept complaining, "Li Wen, this stinky boy, can be late for the last shift, and I won't clean him up when the meeting comes." ”
"That's it, boss, deduct his salary, see if he dares in the future. ”
"It's still you who let me worry. The boss looked at Wang Xue with a smile on his face, his face pleased.
"Thank you for the compliment, I'll go and wipe the empty table again. ”
"Okay, let's go. ”
Wang Xue pretended to be holding a rag, came to a corner where the counter was just out of sight, and sat directly on the sofa.
said that he came to wipe the table, but in fact, he was just thinking about taking the opportunity to rest for a while.
Not long after Wang Xue sat down, she heard the crisp sound of wind chimes colliding with the glass door of the café after it was pushed open. I thought that a guest was coming, but when I reluctantly got up and prepared to pick up the guest, I saw that it was Li Wen who came in.
Li Wen is here, which means that Wang Xue can leave, and there is no need to rest here.
"Hostess, I'll go back first. Wang Xue took off her apron and put it in the backstage locker.
"Okay, remember to come on time tomorrow. ”
"Got it. ”
Wang Xue left quickly, and before leaving, she made a "wiping her neck" action at Li Wen, but as for Li Wen, he was not panicked at all.
"Li Wen, Li Wen, look at people, they always go to work on time, and they never pay attention to getting off work, can't you learn from others?"
"Boss, I know that you like to eat Lao Li's chestnuts the most, I brought one for you when I passed by, and it was still hot. ”
Li Wen took out a bag of chestnuts from his shoulder bag, and when he saw this chestnut, the proprietress had bright eyes and a happy face.
"I'll let you go today, and if you're late next time, I'll have to deduct your money. ”
The proprietress left with the chestnuts, and Li Wen finally breathed a sigh of relief. With short hands and soft mouths, this trick is really a trick handed down by the older generation, and it has been tried and tested repeatedly.
After returning to the counter, Li Wen once again began to think about how to proceed with the "road to fame".
"Am I so smart that I can't think of what it takes to become a platinum writer?".
“......”
"It seems to be a little hard. Li Wen frowned, "He's meowing, it's not just a little difficult, it's just too difficult!"