Chapter 451: Smearing Wang Yang
Mine Eleven said it conclusively and confidently, as if this was the fact of iron, which could not be refuted.
"Really? You can't be talking nonsense, are you? ”
"Don't lie to us!"
"Some time ago, you were really beaten by Wang Yang? Just because you've done something very ordinary? ”
Everyone couldn't help asking, how could they know that the boundaries of what Mine Eleven said were really blurred, and they did an ordinary thing, but they were blacklisted by Wang Yang, how could they know about this? Who Wang Yang wants to pull into the blacklist, only Wang Yang himself knows.
Seeing that everyone's confidence had loosened, Mine Eleven bit this matter to death: "Yes! That's it! ”
"That day, I just soaked urine under the tree, but I was bumped into by Wang Yang, Wang Yang reprimanded me at the time, and sent someone to beat me afterwards, and then didn't let me have the qualifications for this time!"
Mine Eleven made up a lie, and deliberately chose what would happen to everyone.
As we all know, Wang Yang pays great attention to hygiene, no matter how big or small it is, he will find a copper-clothed toilet, and these excrements must be disposed of in a unified manner.
In order to protect the hygiene and cleanliness, he naturally asked everyone to pay more attention, and when there is an emergency, it must be handled well, and it must not be sloppy!
As long as it is large, you have to throw the excrement to the designated place, and the small one should also be pulled in a place with a tree as much as possible, which will be quickly absorbed by the big tree and will not leave hidden dangers.
This concept of protecting health is not an order or a rule, Wang Yang just asked everyone to pay a little attention to it and try to be foolproof. Don't put your life on the line because of a little laziness.
Obviously. This is for the worst-case scenario, and the odds of it actually happening are very small. The real one is one in ten thousand, even such a little bit of one in ten thousand, Wang Yang wants to be foolproof.
But he takes it seriously, and people don't take it so seriously, sometimes when they are working, for example, they don't work in a building complex, and there are no "toilets" nearby.
Facing nature, the pristine natural environment, then pull a bubble anywhere......
It doesn't matter if you pull. As long as the matter was dealt with, no one found any signs or possibilities of disease, and the instructions that were always in mind were gradually forgotten.
Now, as long as they are not in the building complex, the people who work outside often don't deal with excrement, no matter so much.
If these are discovered by Wang Yang, he will definitely be unhappy, and basically everyone has done this kind of thing......
"I remember...... I seemed to poop once the other day, but I didn't deal with ......it," said one of the men in frustration.
"I've done it several times......" the other was frustrated and frustrated.
"I'm ...... I can't count them. The man was ashamed of himself.
Mine Eleven said excitedly: "Look at it, look at it." I'll just say that you did something that Wang Yang didn't like, so you were abandoned! ”
At this moment, most of the people believed it, and they asked anxiously: "Then what should we do?" Could it be that Wang Yang only punished us? Didn't abandon us? ”
"Yes, yes, yes. Wang Yang should just punish us, definitely not abandon us! ”
Gandhi suddenly said: "Whether it is or not, let's elect a representative and ask Wang Yang." ”
"Yes! That's it! Gandhi was right. Let's send someone to ask. "One person supports it, and so do others.
Since I can't figure it out. Just find someone who is willing to be scolded and beaten to ask Wang Yang, no matter what the result is. They all have the bottom and know what to do next.
"Nope! You can't go to Wang Yang! "Mine Eleven is in a hurry, and when they find Wang Yang, Wang Yang will definitely not say that they have been abandoned.
"Why are you stopping us? Get out of the way! I'm going to go to Wang Yang to ask for clarification, and then prepare a way to make amends. ”
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way!" The crowd didn't give Mine Eleven any good looks.
Mine Eleven's face changed drastically, he didn't expect that everyone was not as stupid as they imagined, so easy to deceive, and even planned to go to Wang Yang, how could Wang Yang admit it? Mine Eleven thought very maliciously, and had slowly developed the psychology of smearing Wang Yang.
"I ...... I have a good idea! Mine Eleven hurriedly wrote, holding it high for everyone to watch.
"What's the best way? Where is it used? ”
Mine Eleven's sudden words made everyone feel stunned and couldn't reply.
Seeing that everyone was no longer moving, Mine Eleven knew that the opportunity could not be lost, and he must provoke everyone's dissatisfaction before he said it.
"Haven't you thought about how cruel Wang Yang is to us by doing this?"
It was another sudden sentence, and everyone was stunned and subconsciously asked: "What cruelty?" How cruel? I didn't understand what was going on. ”
Taking advantage of everyone's fume, Mine Eleven hurriedly threw a bombshell: "Think about it, what do you need to pursue a spouse now?" It's not about bringing tea and water to talk about love. ”
"It's about making something for each other! Where did those things come from? Supplies! ”
When everyone heard this, a small number of people had already pondered the taste, thought of something terrible, and turned pale.
Seeing the expressions of those people, Mine Eleven was greatly encouraged and continued to write.
"Think about it, now that they have supplies every month and we don't, how are we going to compete with them for mates? Know that there are not a few of them! ”
"It's not the worst! The worst thing is that we have been abandoned by Wang Yang, and we may not be able to get the materials for a long, long time, it may be a year, it may be two years, it may be a lifetime. ”
"Do you want to go that long without a spouse? Can you imagine the pain? Imagine a little bit, there is nothing but the feeling of watching other people happy. ”
Following his words, everyone thought about it, but the more they thought about it, the more they dared not think about it, most of the people's faces began to turn pale, and after a while, everyone's faces were ugly, and their mood was extremely low.
For them, pursuing a spouse is the most important thing in addition to eating, especially in this era of food and clothing, which has become the biggest thing in the world.
That's all they had to enjoy, but now that they think of it, and think of not knowing when they will have their personal possessions, a feeling of pain and despair hangs over their hearts and lingers.
They don't want to live this life, absolutely not! Definitely not! Scarcely!
Mine Eleven continued to stimulate the nerves of the people who were about to decline.
"Think about it, not only can personal belongings be used to pursue spouses, but we can also make our own toys, and we should watch them play every day? Those are the most fun things, and there must be supplies! ”
"And have you ever thought about it, why don't the tribes fight for mates now, that's what Wang Yang did! Deliberately targeting us, abandoning us, knowing that we are fighting very well and that we have an advantage in this regard, he will not let us have an advantage. ”
"Not only does it not give us an advantage, it puts us at a disadvantage! Don't give us supplies, give them supplies, and push us into a corner! Too bad! It's so bad! We are just abandoned! It must be like this! ”
But this time, everyone's reaction was not despair, but full of eccentricity.
They looked at each other, and they all saw the suspicion in each other's eyes, Mine Eleven, this is ...... Smearing Wang Yang?
However, at this time, Mine Eleven did not have this kind of awareness, and he continued to write in high spirits: "Now, I have a very, very good way for us to have materials, even if Wang Yang doesn't let us have them, we can have them!" ”
A strange look flashed in the corners of everyone's eyes, but they didn't come out to say anything, and they also wanted to know what Mine Eleven's method was.
Mine Eleven said triumphantly: "You promise me this method, you must not leak it!" Otherwise, it will not be possible. ”
"Oh, we won't tell anyone!"
"Okay, then I'll say it!" Mine Eleven began to lay out his plan in full.
"My plan is that we take the supplies from the warehouse ourselves, and we will take as much as others have, and get back our own share!"
Gandhi stepped forward with a dark face and asked with a displeased expression: "But we didn't get Wang Yang's permission, we didn't get anyone's permission, how can this be solved?" ”
"Well solved! Why do we want Wang Yang's permission? Why someone else's permission? We don't need anyone's permission to go to the warehouse and get something, we can't lose anything that others have, and we have to take what others don't have! ”
"Sizzle~" The sound of gasping cold air spread among the people, obviously completely shocked by Mine Eleven's rebellious words, and there was already a little unkindness in his expression.
It's a pity that Mine Eleven still didn't notice that he continued to express his lofty talk and smug plan at this time.
"There must be those in charge of the warehouse, those who work in the mines, members of the carpenter's team, hungry members of the hunting team, and members of countless professions."
"We can everyone take a little thing secretly when they are working, hide it on their body, and then gather at night, hide it from everyone, and everyone take a little bit every day, for a month, it is definitely a lot."
When he said this, the temperature around him had dropped to zero degrees, and everyone gradually surrounded Mine Eleven in the center, looking unkind
"We just want them to see, and we can get it ourselves without their permission! What is Wang Yang, what are those people? You're right?! ”
Mine Eleven completely exposed his ugly face, turned his head and saw it, and found that the atmosphere was not right.
Gandhi came to Mine Eleven, smiled coldly, and showed a mouthful of yellow teeth: "What did you just write?" I didn't see it, let's write it again......"
Hey, hey, hey...... A strange laugh came out of everyone's mouths.
(I have a cold and want to die.) (To be continued......)