PS: Yuguo said, over 50 collections plus more chapters, and now it's time to fulfill the promise, and the current collection is more than fifty. Here, Yuguo promises again, over 100 and add another chapter, thank you for your support! It's not easy for newcomers to write new books, I hope you understand!

Another: Yuguo has a cold, and the fire is strict. God, please give me dozens or hundreds of beautiful women to pour out the fire, Amen

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Lu Xiaofeng covered her head and ran out and shouted, "Sister Kou'er, don't fight, don't fight!" I came to find the young master for something, there really is something! ”

If you want to say that this Kou'er beat him, he deserves to be cheap. The last time they entered the room without being announced, Kou'er and the others hadn't gotten up yet, they were only wearing small clothes, and Lu Xiaofeng broke in, causing Kou'er to put on a coat and chase after her for a long time. This time, he came in directly without being announced, just in time for Kou Er to go out of Gong, just closed the toilet lid, and his pants were not tied yet, so he saw Lu Xiaofeng recklessly broke in, and it was strange not to beat him.

In ancient times, the toilets were all dirty and filthy places, and the people in the deep-walled courtyards generally built this thing in the small courtyard where they did not live inside, and they were all served by the toilet. Take the toilet out and empty it at least once a day. Therefore, these old ladies and ladies and the maids who serve them are all courteous in the house, which may not be the same as we all think. They will have a special compartment for sitting on the toilet, as well as a curtain, but it doesn't matter if the curtain is pulled or not, and Kou'er is not afraid that Zhou Xiaocao will see it, but she didn't expect a Lu Xiaofeng to come in.

Zhou Xiaocao heard the commotion outside, so he walked out and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng covered his head and said, "Young Master, Sister Kou'er beat me again, I'm so pitiful!" ”

Kou Er saw Zhou Xiaocao come out, but she didn't care if Zhou Xiaocao would defend Lu Xiaofeng, after so long, if she hadn't even figured out Zhou Xiaocao's temperament, she wouldn't be the eccentric Kou'er.

A burst of chestnuts hit her, and Chloe said: "I haven't learned good words, but you have learned to play hooligans, I will let you scream at your sisters and sisters!" ”

Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly ran to Zhou Xiaocao: "Young master, young master, look, Sister Kou'er is going to beat me again!" I call my sister my sister, don't I learn it from the young master? How can this be called a hooligan? ”

Zhou Xiaocao rounded his arm, slapped Lu Xiaofeng on the back of the head, and said: "You rammer, if you do something bad, say that I taught the young master, see if I don't kill you!" Still running? Run and hang up and fight again! ”

Kou Er hurriedly came up to persuade: "Forget it, young master, if you really hurt him, there will be one less person to do." ”

Zhou Xiaocao let go: "Well, since Sister Kou'er told you to please, I'll spare you today!" ”

After speaking, he paced back to the house, thinking to himself, this kid has a future! It's just that I dare to soak the young master, the girl in my room should be beaten!

Lu Xiaofeng followed in a daze, and Zhou Xiaocao said, "What, aren't you convinced?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng said: "No, I really have something to do!" The old man said that they hadn't eaten together for two days, so they passed breakfast and asked the young master and grandma to go together! By the way, and the new woman, go with you! ”

At this time, Feng Yulan was also curious: "There is a woman here, we didn't tell Daddy, how did he know?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng immediately had a flattering expression: "Back to grandma, this is all said by Xiaoxiao!" ”

Looking at his expression, he looked like a victorious general. Feng Yulan and Zhou Xiaocao glanced at each other, and immediately rushed up together and fought hard. In the courtyard, Lu Xiaofeng's screams came out: "Ah, this is really what I said, I didn't lie."

Feng Zigui sat at the table, motionless. If he, the elder, doesn't move, the others don't dare to move. Zhou Xiaocao felt guilty in her heart, and kept staring at her father-in-law's face; Feng Yulan hung her head, not knowing what she was thinking; Chloe and Ginkgo stood aside, also without saying a word; As for Yan Qixia, she still goes her own way, you sit, I sit; If you don't eat, I'll wait, and I don't have this qiē consciousness because of her.

After a long time, just when Zhou Xiaocao was holding back a fart and his face was flushed, Feng Zigui said, "Well, the dishes are cold." ”

Zhou Xiaocao's heart tightened, his anus loosened, and with a "poof", a big fart came out of the air, and everyone immediately covered their mouths to avoid it, and stood up one after another.

Zhou Xiaocao touched his head, and said with a smile: "This clear qi rises, and the turbid qi falls, which has been the case since ancient times." ”

Feng Zigui said: "Xiaocao, have you noticed that the door plaque in our house has changed?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "It's changed, I saw it." ”

Feng Zigui nodded and said, "Hmm! In the future, you will be the master here, when eating, you don't move the chopsticks, no one dares to move, do you feel your majesty today? ”

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Zhou Xiaocao's head almost crashed, am I still very majestic? It's not all you're doing! We are the only elder here, you don't eat, who would dare? Dare to love them, they all look at my face? Don't talk about it, who will believe it! Usually when we eat together, the scramble, I started late, and I didn't even have to eat! Especially Ginkgo biloba and Yan Qixia, two foodies, who can eat more than a big man like him Zhou Xiaocao, I really don't understand, where do the two girls consume their energy after eating so much?

"Hee-hee"

Feng Yulan took the lead in laughing, and Kou'er and Ginkgo couldn't help it, and the three of them laughed together. Only Yan Qixia, standing beside Zhou Xiaocao, still looked unsmiling.

Zhou Xiaocao had a chill on his back and said, "Father-in-law, even if I, Zhou Xiaocao, am lifted, I will not forget my roots." In this family, you are the elders, and a few of us who are juniors are the only ones who look forward to you. ”

Feng Zigui asked, "Is this true?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Of course! ”

Feng Zigui pointed at Yan Qixia: "What about her?" What's going on? Did you tell me? ”

Dizzy, it seems that Xingshi asked for the guilt and came forward for his daughter. Really, the scene where Yan Qixia killed Lan Yu in minutes that day should have been attended by his father-in-law, so that he would not be prejudiced against Yan Qixia.

Zhou Xiaocao looked at Feng Yulan, hoping that she could stand up and help her explain. But Feng Yulan didn't seem to see it, and she was in a daze. I had no choice but to stand up on my own.

Zhou Xiaocao said to Feng Zigui: "Father-in-law, it's like this. What about this woman, she's a woman. Yesterday, a madman came in to kill the son-in-law, and thanks to the woman's sacrifice to save the son-in-law, the son-in-law was out of danger. As for me, in order to thank her, I invited her to stay here for a few days. Well, stay for a few days. ”

Feng Zigui said: "Is this really the case? ”

Zhou Xiaocao habitually touched his head and said embarrassedly: "I know you don't believe it, but I"

Feng Zigui said: "No, I believe it! ”

"Huh?!"

Not only did Zhou Xiaocao feel strange, but even Feng Yulan and the two girls felt very strange. How shrewd is this Feng Zigui, such an excuse, even they won't believe it, can the master believe it? However, Feng Zigui's affirmative expression didn't seem to be pretending, could it be that he was suffering from Alzheimer's?

Feng Zigui said: "Come on, pass the meal, these decorations will be removed, and the meal will be officially opened!" ”

Kao, it turns out that this qiē is all a ghost made by Feng Zigui, and this is all designed by him. Fainted, how did I fall into the trap again.

Zhou Xiaocao looked at Feng Zigui's calm face, and sighed in his heart. It seems that my IQ is still not high enough, brother, wow, practice. Well, who do you practice? Turning his head to look at the people in this circle, he shook his head and denied it. Damn, it's good if these people don't practice with me, and I dare to go up?

In an instant, Zhou Xiaocao felt sad for his IQ for the first time.