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Why do you often pit Xu Pengju?

Poor people must have something to hate, this guy's mouth is really unpumped sometimes, I don't know if it has been opened in which temple, anyway, although Qin Kan knows that he is more sincere to himself, he can't help but want to pit him, this emotion is very strong.

The young man who was with Xu Pengju was very happy, as soon as he heard the word "Brother Divine Stick", he couldn't help but laugh twice, laughing very presumptuously, and a pair of clear eyes kept looking at Qin Kan, full of curiosity, without the slightest embarrassment of strangers.

"It turns out that you are Brother Shengang, Xu Pengju wrote to me here, saying that there is a young hero in Nanjing, Chongming turned the tide when he resisted the Japanese, and dozens of people beat the Japanese to the ground, and he is a bad person, accustomed to being abducted and deceived, and what is even more powerful is that there is a rare magic stick, which can be used as the Nanjing Dinghai God Needle...... Hehe, I heard that the thing of 'Dinghai Shenpin' is also in the script of "Journey to the West" written by you, right? ”

When he said "yes or no", the boy tilted his head slightly, with a bit of innocence in the novelty, as if a child had found a very interesting toy, and his black eyes were flawless, like two pools of water that could be seen clearly.

Qin Kan didn't care about this young man for a while, at this moment he had an urge to vomit blood, which is often described as "sweet in the throat" in martial arts novels, and now his throat is very sweet, he wants to vomit blood, and he wants to vomit the blood on Xu Pengju's face.

Just now I was praising him in my heart for being sincere, it seems that everything is an illusion, this little gentleman is as bastard as when he first saw him, and he actually damaged him into this virtue behind his back, it is right to pit him so many times, and it is not enough to thank the world if he does not pit.

Ignoring the young man next to him, Qin Kan's first impression of him was not very good, thinking that he was also the same as Xu Pengju, a little gentleman of a certain prince's family, there are too many such gentlemen in Beijing, Qin Kan learned how to deal with the little gentlemen as early as when he was in Nanjing, that is, indifference, the more indifferent the better, the gentlemen have the essence of being cheap, the more you snub him, the more he looks at you, on the contrary, if you flatter and sycophancy as soon as you meet, I am afraid they will not look down on you in their hearts.

Staring at Xu Pengju, Qin Kan split his head and asked, "What are you doing in Jingshi?" ”

Xu Pengju grinned and said: "It's almost the end of the year, I went to Beijing on behalf of my grandfather to make a pilgrimage to His Majesty, and congratulate the Son of Heaven. ”

It's almost the end of the year?

Qin Kan sighed: "This person's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense is better than me, it is clear that it is only autumn, and he actually said that it is the end of the year......"

Xu Pengju said with a smile: "Even if you see through my intentions, don't say it, it's embarrassing, it's boring to stay in Nanjing, of course you have to come out and play more......

"Your grandfather is relieved to let you out?" Qin Kan is a little strange, Wei Guogong is very precious to this grandson, how can he wander around outside all day long?

Xu Pengju said indifferently: "Of course my grandfather can rest assured, I am in the Guogong Mansion to say the same." ”

Qin Kan muttered again: "I'm really curious about how the old man disciplines you, anyway, if I have a grandson like you, I will definitely hang you up and smoke it three times a day, and the whip will have to be stained with salt water to make you feel more pleasure......"

Xu Pengju's face turned green at that time, but the young man who had been silent for a long time laughed loudly, as if he was fantasizing about Xu Pengju being hung up and whipped by the old man, pointing at Xu Pengju while laughing, bending down and patting his thighs with laughter, and his breathless appearance made Qin Kan and Xu Pengju look at each other.

Qin Kan finally pointed at the young man and asked, "Who is this kid?" The laughter is too low, pat him on the back, and I'm about to laugh. ”

Xu Pengju patted the young man on the back, the expression on his face was a little strange, and he said, "He's ...... Well, he's one of my elders, huh...... Son. ”…,

That's right, it's really a little gentleman.

The young man didn't know what kind of look he gave Xu Pengju, and Xu Pengju quickly diverted the topic.

"Qin Kan, what fun and interesting things did you encounter when you came to Beijing to be a Jinyi Wei Qianhu? I know that you like to pit people the most, who in the capital is so unlucky to be cheated by you? ”

Qin Kan said with a straight face: "The little grandfather's words are wrong, I am a scholar, when did I cheat someone?" This is not the way of a gentleman, don't say this kind of thing in the future, I don't know how to do it, I still think that I really cheated a lot of people, and it hurts my reputation. ”

Xu Pengju was dumbfounded and praised: "Being able to say this kind of thing shows that the thickness of your face has improved a little more, which is really gratifying." ”

The young man had laughed enough, and finally relieved himself, and stared at Qin Kan with his clear eyes again.

Qin Kan and Xu Pengju were talking, and when they saw the young man looking at him, Qin Kan couldn't help but be a little curious.

How low is this guy's laughter? A very common sentence seems to him to have become the funniest joke in the world, how did he spend his childhood and adolescence?

Qin Kan, a person with a low laughing point, has met in his previous life, the boss of the company has specially assigned him a female secretary, who has just graduated from college, and it is estimated that the school is also the kind of honest girl who only knows how to bury her head in study, does not go online, does not go shopping, and does not watch TV, Qin Kan's simple sentence "I and the general untie the battle robe, and the hibiscus tent warms the night" made her laugh, laughing so much that tears flowed out of her stomach, and then she couldn't breathe, and she actually fainted with a "uh" sound, which frightened Qin Kan and her colleagues to send her to the hospital for emergency treatment.

Later, he paid the price of more than 2,000 yuan for a joke that was not funny, and since then Qin Kan has become unsmiling in the company, every time he has the urge to make a mistake, he takes out his wallet from his pocket and counts the banknotes, which is used to warn himself.

Looking at the young man in front of him who had a ridiculously low laugh, Qin Kan blinked and decided to do an experiment.

"Haven't you heard the joke?".

The boy shook his head.

"Then I'll tell you a joke......" Qin Kan picked up a tea cup from a folk kiln on the table that was not too delicate, shook it at him, and said, "Do you know how Lu Dao turned this cup into a large cup?" ”

The young man's eyes widened, his expression was quite excited, he thought for a while, and shook his head in distress: "It is impossible to get bigger, unless you play tricks." ”

Qin Kan said calmly: "It's very simple, you keep chanting the Great Compassion Mantra towards it." ”

The boy paused for a moment, then ...... As Qin Kan expected, he laughed wildly while holding his stomach, laughing breathlessly, and several white-faced and beardless middle-aged people standing behind him hurriedly stepped forward to stroke him along his back while laughing, and took a break to throw a resentful glance at Qin Kan.

Letting the young man laugh wildly, Qin Kan pointed at him for a long time, and asked Xu Pengju: "It's just wonderful, which prince's son is this?" ”

Xu Pengju couldn't help but laugh and coughed twice, and said: "You don't know what to say, since everyone knows each other, let's play two, after you leave Nanjing, I have few opponents at the poker table, and I'm lonely." ”

It's good, it's this kind of lonely master who stepped on it.

Qin Kan felt extremely appreciative of Xu Pengju's unjust behavior, to be honest, the biggest reason for his nostalgia for Nanjing was that he was very reluctant to give up the little grandfather at the card table, because this guy was simply sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva to save him from poverty and help him run to a well-off super wealth boy, every time he didn't lose a fine light, he wouldn't let go, forcing Qin Kan to drive him out again and again.

The teenager, who had laughed almost enough, suddenly became interested when he heard about gambling: "I'm here too, what are we going to play?" Cockfighting, dog fighting, cricket, cards, backgammon or playing dice? ”…,

Qin Kan was a little surprised, he didn't expect that this fifteen or sixteen-year-old guy was actually full of five poisons, and he would ,—— anything to anyone's child? How did Mom and Dad teach you?

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The last three decided to play.

Qin Kan naturally does not object, in fact, the card has been very close to the mahjong of the previous life, just changed to the form of cards, the rules are not far from mahjong, this earliest originated in the Tang and Song dynasties of the gambling method, in today's Ming Dynasty is very popular, the wives and concubines of large families basically do not go out, every day to Guan pounce for pastime, although Hongzhi 12 years have issued a decree prohibiting folk gambling, but gambling a word, is the quintessence of China up and down 2,000 years, it is impossible to prohibit it.

The young man with a low laugh is very serious when he plays cards, but his luck is a little worse, Qin Kan often accompanied the customer bosses to play entertainment cards in his previous life when he did business, and he has reached the realm of winning if he wants to win and losing if he wants to lose.

Today's Qin Kan obviously doesn't plan to release the water, the little grandfather came all the way from Nanjing and stretched out his neck to let him slaughter, it would be too rude not to slaughter, as for the young man, Qin Kan didn't be polite to him, Qin Qianhu wants to support his wife and raise a little Lori, life is very stressful, and the more silver, the better.

The young man's brand was obviously not very good, until he lost nearly a thousand taels of silver, the tip of his nose sweated slightly, and his expression became a little angry.

A new card touched, the young man glanced at it, his face became more and more ugly, he was so angry that he tore the card, and said angrily: "What a broken card!" Don't play this anymore! ”

Qin Kan threw the cards indifferently: "What do you say to play?" ”

"Play dice!"

Half an hour later, the boy had turned into a miserable green boy......

"Play backgammon!"

Half an hour...... The miserable green boy became a dark green boy.

Qin Kan was slightly shocked, today's results had made him feel a little hot, this young man would become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle if he lost again, looking at this person's brand, Qin Kan felt that it was very likely that he would not be able to get out of the tea shop today, because this young man had a hideous face, and he looked like he was going to kill him by dropping the cup at any time.

Xu Pengju sighed: "Forget it, the wind is not going well today, let's find the field next time." ”

The young man was very stubborn, gritted his teeth hard, looked like a gambler with obvious red eyes after losing, stared at Qin Kan and said angrily: "No, I don't believe that every one loses!" This time we play a new ......"

Qin Kan couldn't help but be curious: "What's new?" ”

The young man smiled a little proudly, and said heavily: "Fight the landlord!" ”

Qin Kan and Xu Peng were dumbfounded: "............"

I can't bear to tell him the truth...... You play this with the inventor of the landlord, except for looking for death, I really don't know how to describe him.

After four or five cards, the young man finally went completely crazy, slapped the table hard, pointed to the last card that Qin Kan was about to throw out in his hand and said angrily: "You, you stop me!" Don't throw it out! I am the prince of the East Palace, and I order you not to play another card! ”

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