Verse 23: We don't make fools

Sitting on the office balcony and looking down, you can always see some pictures that are pleasing to your eyes, Xiao Wu made a pot of tea for Yun Ye, carefully held it to the master, and obediently moved a small stool to sit next to the master, blinked and looked down with big eyes, looked at it for a while, and didn't find anything good-looking, looked back at the master, but found that the master was smiling very happily, it seemed that he saw the most beautiful picture in the world.

"Master, there are a group of people walking around below, why are you watching so happily?"

Yun Ye patted the armrest of the bamboo chair and said to Xiao Wu, "Didn't you find that these people have already constituted the most beautiful picture?" You see, Xu Jingzong is bitterly admonishing the two students who threw away the food, I know that he himself actually doesn't eat much of the academy's food, and when he comes home, he is rewarded to the old servant, but ah, he likes this feeling of putting himself on the moral high ground, because no matter what the student's background is, he must bow his head and accept the admonition, under the strong pressure of universal values, that is, the royal family must give in, at this time Xu Jingzong is extremely powerful, for this matter, Even if he confronted the emperor head-on, he would not have the slightest fear. Xiao Wu, do you understand the truth of the teacher? ”

Xiao Wu's beautiful eyebrows furrowed tightly, trying to think about what Yun Ye said, Xu Jingzong is a super slippery head, the master has said a long time ago, such a person has avoided standing on the opposite side of the powerful all his life, but now the master said, don't waste food, but Xu Jingzong, who is as timid as a mouse, will have the courage of the sky, why?

Yun Ye didn't say the rest to Xiao Wu anymore, the truth was his own if he comprehended it, and if he forced it into it, the truth would no longer be the truth.

Standing on the small building, you can see a lot of scenery. For example, Yun Qi, the housekeeper of the sunset that day. After a trip to the grassland, he plunged into the library, studied the customs there, and in his spare time, he mingled with the servants brought by the sunset, and now he is the absolute leader of the group. The eunuch also sometimes found him, and the two of them would talk all day when they were locked in the house, and it was obvious that the eunuch also liked Yun Qi, a cunning young man.

As soon as Liu Renyuan arrived in Chang'an, he was taken to the academy. Changed into a green shirt, holding a large stack of books in his arms, and Mr. Jin Zhu's bamboo board in the back was always knocking on his back. With a steamed bun in his mouth, he was driven back to the classroom to study like a donkey, and the treatment of the junior students was certainly not much better.

Tongueless is like a vandal. As soon as he had eaten, he stood in the shade of a tree and clutched a wooden plank in his hand. Break it into pieces at will, perform his powerful eagle claw skills, and successfully attract bursts of exclamations from the onlookers, and then he was very obscene to touch and pinch those young children, and he didn't meet anything meaning, so he patted the child's head and said that he was born a good seedling to learn literature, and he didn't dare to waste it on martial arts. When you encounter a good root, you will deal cards to others indiscriminately. According to what he said, he won't stop if he doesn't recruit enough of the top ten King Kongs, and the old slave has only lived to the point until now.

Mr. Li Gang's pedigree is also getting bigger and bigger, obviously the body is very healthy, walking dozens of miles a day is not a problem, but let the public lose to build him a comfortable four-wheeled car, there are always his descendants behind the old man pushing forward, the old man sits on the car holding the teapot in one hand, one finger to the sky and the earth, whether the past and the present, listen to the students are excited to swing, this is the old man is now one of the few hobbies.

Dozens of servants are shouting the number to hang the bones of the big fish, placed on a stone base, the bones are wrapped in a thick layer of tung oil, shining in the sun, the students have long lost the interest in watching, Liu Renyuan came back when he came back, and invited the students of the academy to eat a meal of whale meat, and explained to them the story of the sea, very inspirational, but after telling the story, he was called into the office by his teacher Jin Zhu, I don't know how many boards, and when he came out, his hands were swollen like pig's trotters, But he smiled happily.

No student wants to go to the thickest place in the shade, the small elm tree planted in the early years is now more than a zhang high, and the solid wooden fork with the thickness of the child's arm has formed a solid wall, even if you want to split it with a knife, it will not be able to split it for a while and a half, not to mention, there are some strange plants in the tree wall, and if the juice is accidentally stuck to the body, it will make people feel pimples all over the body, and the itch makes people crazy, it can be said that in the whole academy, except for Li Tai, who has a soft spot for this place, others can run as far as they can, Huojiao doesn't like plants, but he is very interested in the animals in the tree wall, but he doesn't dare to go in alone, and always needs to be accompanied by the servants who manage the place to rush in.

Lishi regarded this place as his private domain, and moved his office in, and the paintings painted during this time were eerie, the Buddha with eyes bigger than his nose, the extremely ugly Shamen Protector, the hideous and terrifying dragon, the portrait of the general who looked like a demon more than a human, if Li Er asked him to paint the portrait of the general of Lingyan Pavilion in the future, no one in that palace would dare to enter. Because Lishi said that he doesn't pay attention to appearance anymore, he only paints the essence now, and the appearance of the skin is just a passing cloud, what is so rare.

He really only pays attention to the connotation, and two months ago he added a cousin to Yun Ye very connotatively, but now he can't see this guy in the academy, and he took three months off as soon as he took maternity leave, and it seems that he needs to take another three months.

Mr. Li Gang always has to take a nap in the sun every day, no matter how fierce the sun is, he will sleep in the small shed for an hour, when Yun Ye took Xiao Wu from the office, the old gentleman was sleeping soundly on the four-wheeled car, the dappled sunlight shone on him through the gap in the bamboo shed, sweating, snoring like thunder.

When he saw Yun Ye Hou Jie, he wanted to run, but after running two steps, he stopped, rubbed to Yun Ye's side, scratched the back of his head and whispered, "Brother Yezi, why did you come to the academy today?" “

"Isn't that weird? The academy is almost my home, why can't I come? Yun Ye rolled his eyes and asked.

Hou Jie rubbed his hands, wiped it on his face again, seemed to throw away his face together, and said in a thick voice: "Look, the younger brother just observed the rolls of other classmates a little, and was brought by Mr. Yushan to build the rockery, and no one else was allowed to help me, the younger brother admitted it, and now the rockery is about to be completed, and it will be fine if you do it for another day, Brother Yun, don't sue my mother and my sister." “

I didn't learn anything else in the academy, and the cheekiness of the academy's tradition was full of learning, and I was punished, and I wasn't allowed to talk about it everywhere. Yun Ye said without hesitation: "It's late, when your sister heard the news, she spread all over the world and said that she was going to pick my skin, and it is estimated that she will come to the academy to see you in the next two days, be careful." “

Hou Jie fell to the ground with his back to the sky and roared loudly: "You kill me, you kill me, do you know how poisonous my sister's mouth is?" I'd rather build another rockery than let her come to see me, God, you can thunder and kill me. “

Yun Ye squatted down and looked at Hou Jie, who was in pain, and asked, "What is the motto of the academy?" “

"We don't make fools!" Hou Jie replied very quickly, it seems that this sentence has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, very good.

"Then why don't you say our motto is not to study hard and make progress every day? This sentence was also very good before, why did the whole college vote to use this vulgar phrase as a motto? ”

"Because no one likes to be stupid." Hou Jie couldn't figure out why Bai Yunye asked him this, the top priority was to let his sister not find him.

"Plagiarism is a thing, although it is wrong, but it is not strict enough to ask you to be a coolie, so you didn't think that something went wrong in it?"

"How do I know, Mr. Yushan was very angry, smoked me more than a dozen boards, and punished me for building rockeries, as soon as you say it, I also feel that something is wrong, Ling Guobao plagiarized before and I was not as miserable."

Hearing Hou Jie say this, Yun Ye immediately became angry, and the fan in his hand was slammed against this guy's head, but it's a pity, how could Hou Junji give birth to such a son.

"Stop, make things clear and then fight, it's death, and you let me die to understand." Hou Jie lost his temper, his buttocks rubbed the ground and moved back, his hands waved wildly, and he was so angry that he looked like this.

Yun Ye stopped, letting himself pant evenly, and Xiao Wu squatted behind to give his master a slap on the back, hoping not to get angry.

"Boy, plagiarism is not a big mistake in the academy, it is a matter of more than a dozen boards to the end, but you don't know the motto of the academy, we don't be stupid, you just want to be stupid, who will you punish if you don't punish you?"

"How can I be a fool, my mother said that I am better than a monkey, I admit that I am a fool, I am insulting me, I will find you to fight alone, just behind the rockery, now!" Hou Jie's anger was about to bubble out from the Heavenly Spirit Gai.

"The guy who asked you to copy it is Ling Guobao, right? You also said that you are not stupid, Ling Guobao passed the exam that time? There are several good students sitting next to you, why do you want to copy Ling Guobao? If you copy him, you will pass the level? Since you can't pass the test, why risk plagiarism at the risk of being caught? ”

Yun Ye's words made Hou Jie lose his anger all of a sudden, hugged his head and said: "It really shouldn't, if you want to copy Leng Yue, you should copy Leng Yue, you play it lighter, and it is worn out when you carry a stone on your back." ”

Yun Ye sat beside him helplessly and said weakly: "It's just the one who copied Ling Guobao, why do you even have to copy the name?" This time, not only are you a fool, but even your husband has become a fool, and you say that you are better than a monkey? ”

Hearing Yun Ye's words, Xiao Wu immediately couldn't live with laughter, leaning softly on Yun Ye's back, his whole body shaking like leaves in the wind.

Hou Jie's face turned red, he roared angrily, grabbed Yun Ye's neck and said, "I'm a fool, I deserve to carry a stone, but if you tell others about this matter, I will cut off my robe with you, and I won't get along with you until I die." (To be continued.) )

PS: The first section is delivered, and I continue