Chapter 5 One Less Stroke

Ximen Qing also sighed that in the new year, he and Song Jiang actually worked together to push the door of Chao Gai. As soon as the door opened, he was taken aback by Song Jiang in unison again.

A neat layer of ash fell in the spacious Chao's meditation room, and it was clear that Chao Gai had not stayed here at all in the past two or three days.

Ximen Qing and Song Jiang glanced at each other again, and said in unison: "Where is Brother Tianwang?" ”

When the heroes were looking at me, they heard a disturbance behind them, but it was a group of small minions escorting a small minions over, and the escorts were scolding and scolding the detainees all the way, and they used all the wealth and prestige.

Zheng Tianshou, the white-faced Langjun, saw that the group of people who came was his own minions guarding the small water village on the golden beach. So he came out with a straight face and shouted: "All the leaders are in front, how dare you be rude? ”

A small leader led by Minions hurriedly saluted and said: "Back to the leader, there is a guy here who is really rude to the leader, and he can't listen to his words!" The little ones were not angry with him, so they gathered up to arrest him and offer him, and let the leaders fall! ”

Before Zheng Tianshou could speak, some of the lively leaders asked in a gossipy manner: "What is this guy talking about?" ”

The little leader replied: "Two days ago, Chao Tianwang carried a package on his back, quietly and secretly came to the water village on our side, and drank so that we were silent, and crossed the other side. When he was about to get on the ship, King Chao said that he had obtained the heavenly opportunity of the leader of the West Gate, and if anyone dared to leak it, he would not be spared! ”

When all the heroes listened, they all looked at Ximenqing, and when they saw Ximenqing spread his hands, he smiled bitterly: "How can there be such a thing?" ”

Turning his head, Ximen Qinghu raised his face and asked the little leader: "You said that King Chao Tianwang did not allow you to leak this secret matter, why did you come here to leak it?" ”

The little leader was shocked, hurriedly bowed down, and argued loudly: "Mingjian, the leader of the West Gate! It's not that the small ones want to be leaked, but the bells and drums in the righteous hall just now, and the small ones think that Chao Tianwang will not return for two days, so they can't help but speculate in private, saying that Chao Tianwang must have been stranded by a big matter and don't know where. Who knew that such a second hole would pop upβ€”"

Saying that, the little leader pointed at the minions who were tied up with his hand, and said hatefully: "This thing is called Yu Ba, we all call him one less stroke-"

Li Gon has been literate in the lecture hall for the past two days, and he can already write his own name, and it was when he learned that he was interested, and when he heard the words, he interjected: "How can you see that it is a stroke less?" ”

The little leader explained: "If there is an extra stroke under the word 'Yu' in Yu Ba, isn't it 'Wang Ba'?" ”

Li Gon patted his leg and said, "That's right! All the leaders laughed.

Xiang Chong smiled and asked, "What's wrong with this missing stroke?" ”

Although Xiang Chong and Li Gon have only been on the mountain for a short time, the little leader knows that the two of them are the divine generals who protect the Dharma under the Fan Immortal Throne, how dare they slack off? At the moment, he said respectfully: "Back to your old man's words - Yu Ba's goods, don't lose us to call him one less stroke, this town is like a turtle that has eaten more than a thousand years of Wang 80,000 years old, and I want to poke it when I see the tree hole......"

Before the little boss could say more, he couldn't hold back the leaders and burst into laughter, but put the next words on hold. After laughing, Ximen Qing taught in a dignified manner: "We have a female leader here!" Those foul words in the crotch don't need to be detailed. ”

After getting the edict of Ximen Qing, the little leader responded to the compliment, believed in it, and then complained: "Yu Ba, we all said that Chao Tianwang was doing a big thing, but he wanted to stilt his feet, saying that Chao Tianwang was a bachelor and couldn't stand it, so he attacked the widow's village at night - Ximen leader Xiu Wei Xiao said this, compared to the words behind this guy, the words in front are already elegant, and those words in the back, the small ones don't even dare to learn - Yu Ba this guy is so bad as our beloved Chao Tianwang, the little ones naturally don't follow, so they quarrel, This guy was full of wine, full of cannons, and shouted about Chao Tianwang's secret trip to the whole country, and the little ones didn't dare to show favoritism, so they tied him up with a rope and pulled him up the mountain to ask the leaders to punish him. ”

Ximenqing was dumbfounded when he heard this. Chao Tianwang is a very good person, everything is to push himself and others, he himself is obsessed with martial arts (now added Buddhism) without a wife life is still nourishing, he also pushes himself and others, thinking that the whole world can be like him to regard women as nothing, so he issued a strict order - the minions in the cottage are not allowed to act in the surrounding fireworks, and the faΓ§ade of Liangshan is damaged, and the violators ...... Hum!

At the beginning, when there were few people in the cottage, everyone still supported this article, because everyone was a single person and a monk, so let's be vegetarian together, and no one would want to open meat; However, as Liangshan has grown stronger and stronger, it is now nearly 100,000 people, and there are more and more female dependents - Chao Gai's ban seems a little out of place.

Liangshan is prosperous and disciplined, and all industries are thriving under the mountain, of course, the oldest industry is indispensable - so a number of Lichun Courtyard, Lixia Courtyard, Liqiu Courtyard, Lidong Courtyard rise up in all directions of Liangshan, and the goddesses of stubble come and go, waiting to be fed - unfortunately, all of them kicked the stall under Chao Gai's strict orders, and they didn't dare to say it in the open, and the little minions in the dark were definitely complaining.

Since Ximenqing took over Liangshan's finances, Huang Wenbing, Jiang Jing, and Li Ying have shown their abilities, Liangshan is making money every day, and the little minions are also rising with the tide, and their pockets are bulging as if they have tumors - but they can't spend it if they have money! The three major sorrows in the world - not getting drunk, not sleeping, not spending all the money - one of the most unbearable is unfortunately for the little minions of Liangshan to catch up.

Liangshan has long stopped robbing, and Liangshan, who has changed his temperament - and his pocket, has made the eyes of the people around him light up, so some people began to marry their daughters on the mountain, and this Chao Gai is happy to see it. But to put it mildly, this is called a wolf with more meat and less meat. Liangshan's marriage is an absolute marrying market, those who choose a son-in-law can focus on picking thick eyebrows, big eyes, red lips and white teeth among the stick boys in Liangshan, those crooked melons and cracked dates are absolutely not hopeful for Fengge's name.

So there is a poisonous tongue of people like Yu Ba. In fact, these people may not love to wear Chao Gai, but they are just dissatisfied, and they will inevitably find an opportunity to vent their grievances.

After figuring out the reason, Ximen Qing sighed and asked Song Jiangdao: "Brother Gongming, according to you, how should this be released in Yuba?" ”

Song Jiang glanced at Zheng Tianshou next to him, and thought in his heart. Although Zheng Tianshou, Yan Shun and Wang Xiaohu carried themselves to Liangshan together, in order to cut off Qin Ming's back road, he sent someone to pretend to be Qin Ming and kill the people in the next town of Qingzhou City, which was a little reckless.

Unfortunately, this messy matter was found by Ximen Qing's house, but the angry king dwarf tiger didn't know how to take care of himself, which made him very passive, not to mention the great loss of reputation, even Qin Ming, Huang Xin, Yan Shun, Shi Yong and this Zheng Tianshou seemed to be a little detached from himself. Qin Ming and Huang Xin are better, Qin Ming has Hua Rong's in-law to envelop him, Huang Xin is Qin Ming's apprentice, Yan Shun, Zheng Tianshou and Shi Yong have been against themselves for a long time.

These people are not of the same heart as themselves, and they do not have the ability to recommend themselves under Ximen Qing, so they wander aside and become a carefree faction, just living their leisurely life.

Thinking of this, Song Jiang sneered silently from between his teeth, and then said with a straight face: "Since Brother Siquan asked me, then the elder brother has to speak up!" This one less stroke under the Zheng Tianshou brothers, he dared to criticize the Heavenly King brother, what a loss! If he is not severely punished, everyone will learn from him the day after tomorrow, what is the difference between the old and the young, the difference between respect and inferiority in this cottage? Isn't that a mess up the heavens and the earth? According to me, take down the beheading immediately, and see a good start, which is also a new atmosphere for the New Year! ”

When the black whirlwind Li Kui heard that he was going to kill someone, it was really sweeter than eating honey, and he shouted and jumped out first: "Brother Song Jiang is right!" The first flag of this new year will be sacrificed by my iron bull! Ah! This boss's axe is not around, what a loss! Brother Bao Xu, your mourning sword borrowed from me, did you miss it? ”

Yu Ba was tied aside, originally just depressed, but now when he heard that he was going to be beheaded, he was still beheaded by the black whirlwind Li Kui, and he was already so frightened that his soul flew three thousand miles, and he was scattered in the sky, and with a "poof", he already knelt on the ground, crying: "Brother Song Jiang's kindness!" The villain just talked nonsense with a lot of yellow soup, but he didn't want to hurt Chao Tianwang, and the villain also regretted it! Brother Song Jiang is benevolent and righteous, so let's let the little one go as a fart! ”

Lin Chong couldn't bear to listen to it, so he came out and said: "Brother Song Jiang, how can you be accurate if you are drunk?" What's more, this dynasty has never killed people because of their words, and we Liangshan do the right thing for heaven, how can we be compared to it in this aspect? Please also ask my brother to think twice. ”

Seeing that the intercessor was Lin Chong, Song Jiang sneered even more in his heart, and secretly thought: "You leopard head, you didn't come to vote for me, but you voted for Ximenqing!" Today I will put your face in front of all men, and I will put you to shame. ”

So Song Jiang straightened his six-foot body of one meter four or seven to a straight end, and looked even more foxy, and said solemnly: "Lin Jiaotou, it's not Song Jiang who refutes your face, but Brother Tianwang's order when he leaves, and those who dare to leak the heavenly machine will not be spared!" This is known to the village all over the secret of the eight generals' brother's trip, if he is spared, someone will violate the military law in the future, this one is also said to be drunk, and that one is also drunk, Pei Xuan and Bao Xu The two brothers are in a dilemma when they hold the law? unforgiving, there are precedents; spared, but it messed up military discipline again - by then, the law will collapse and the law will be broken, and it will be too late to regret it! ”

Lin Chong listened to Song Jiang's words very positively, and he was speechless for a while. When Yu Ba heard the desperation and cried loudly, Song Jiang had already shouted: "Come on! Punish me for this nonsense and disrespect for the elders! "This is exactly what it is:

Don't ask the king of heaven to travel the road, first cut the pawn to set an example for the hero. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.