Chapter 272: Beaten
Zhou Xiaocao was aggrieved when he arrived, and said to Feng Yulan: "Where did the lady say this? Would I be like that? With a beautiful wife like Magnolia at home, a lovely child like Ah Xia waiting to give birth, and two lovely little girls like Kou'er and Ginkgo, what else am I not satisfied with? If you have to spend all day drinking outside, isn't that a mistake? ”
After saying this, several women showed warm expressions on their faces. In fact, what Zhou Xiaocao said was right, even the easiest girl like the Begonia Four Charms to get started with, he didn't do it, how could he go to find those wild flowers? What's more, Zhou Xiaocao went to war this time, and this kind of thing has nothing to do with Fenghua Xueyue.
Sure enough, a few girls finally woke up, and Yan Qixia screamed and shouted, "Lang Jun, you are not injured, right?" ”
At this time, Feng Yulan also came to her senses, and the sisters who dared to love her sister had been interrogating her husband if she was spending time outside, but she forgot that Xiang Gong was there, it was a job to pin her head to the waistband of her trousers. Well, that's right, it's the chickens that destroy people.
Feng Yulan also let out an "oops", hurriedly pulled Zhou Xiaocao over, and checked it up and down. Zhou Xiaocao was a little embarrassed, this Zhao Zhigao and Bing Ling were still here! Zhao Zhigao is also a man, so forget it, if this buddy's body is taught to the ice spirit, it will be a loss. Tell me, at this time, should we look at her body in reverse, or just swallow this "nest gas" so reluctantly?
So Zhou Xiaocao hurriedly said, "There are others present, I said." Can't you guys go back into the house? ”
Feng Yulan nodded and said, "Yes, yes!" Let's go inside the house and take a look. ”
I'm dizzy!
This couldn't help but make Zhou Xiaocao think of a story. A conversation between a man and a woman. The woman asked, "Why are you so good to me?" The man didn't think about it, and replied categorically: "I respect you as a man!" ”
Take a look. These women in their own family can basically be classified as women. One by one. Let Zhou Xiaocao feel that this family is a little too much? It seems that this is the eldest man of the Zhou family who wants to rectify the family style, but I don't know if his grand wish can be realized?
The "helpless" Zhou Xiaocao was dragged into the house by a group of women, so this one took off his shirt and that one took off his pants, this time it was not lively, and the details were not enough for outsiders. to the most rear. Our Zhou Xiaocao finally couldn't bear it anymore, and wanted to be masculin, and when he was about to raise his gun and go into battle, a shout outside interrupted this person's ultimate fantasy.
"Zhou Xiaocao takes the order!"
This voice, Zhou Xiaocao is too familiar! This is the voice of his cheap uncle, the current veteran of the two dynasties, the great eunuch Zhu Mao Zhu Gonggong who has served the old emperor and the little emperor. Hearing this voice, Zhou Xiaocao hurriedly ended the state of sword and shoe. I put on my clothes haphazardly and ran out. Seeing Zhu Mao standing outside the door, he hurriedly greeted him with a smile: "It turned out that Father-in-law Zhu was here, I don't know what to order?" ”
In public. Zhou Xiaocao didn't dare to tell him about his uncle, not to mention that his ladies would not tolerate her husband recognizing a eunuch uncle, that is, once the relationship between them reached the emperor. It's also unclear.
Unexpectedly, this uncle's temper became very bad. Ignoring the ancient adage of "raise your hand and don't hit the smiling person", he rushed forward with a scream. Facing Zhou Xiaocao is a fat beating, beating Zhou Xiaocao is a Buddha born and two Buddhas Nirvana, and it doesn't matter if he is aggrieved in his heart, but he is not even clear about what he was beaten, what do you call it.
Yan Qixia and Feng Yulan put on their clothes and walked to the door, and saw an old eunuch punching and kicking their father-in-law, and couldn't help but feel a nameless anger welling up in their hearts, so they were ready to shout and rush forward, three punches and two kicks resulted in the life of this old eunuch, but they were stopped by Zhao Zhigao, who rushed over.
Zhao Zhigao whispered to them: "Silence! This is the most powerful eunuch in the palace, Gonggong Zhu, even the emperor has to respect him for three points, aunts and grandmothers, don't make a mistake! ”
Hearing that this old thing still has such a big reason, the clenched fists of these girls finally loosened. It's just that I don't know how they will feel when they learn that this old immortal is still their uncle. Anyway, in the eyes of the world, isn't it natural for an uncle to teach a nephew?
At this time, Zhu Mao thought like this. He hates iron but not steel! Tell me, this Zhou Xiaocao, is it funny with a head show? Since he was ordered by the emperor, when he came back, he would definitely go to the palace to see the emperor first, and finish this errand. He was good, twisted his waist, and threw himself into the woman's arms. Do you think this is not growing, or are you not afraid of death?
Zhou Xiaocao was beaten in a daze, and shouted repeatedly: "Stop, stop!" What are you hitting me like this? ”
"For what?"
Zhu Mao also stopped for a while. To be honest, the excitement just now, coupled with the crazy action like practicing sandbags, made our eunuch uncle sweat all over his body. At this time, when I heard Zhou Xiaocao's question, I remembered why I wanted to beat him.
"You kid, why do you say our family is beating you? Well? When I returned to the capital, I didn't know that I went to perform my duties to the saint first, and dared to run home, and plunged into the pink skeleton, our family was about to die of anger! ”
Yes, your old man thinks it's a skeleton, but in my eyes, it's pink, it's red and thorough, and it's cute!
"What? Do you want to go to the emperor to perform duties first? Who rules this? When I left, no one told me! ”
As soon as he heard that this nephew was so unreasonable, Zhu Mao was also anxious, and immediately reprimanded: "Bastard! Among the world, the emperor is the biggest! Since you have received the emperor's order, after you turn around, you naturally have to report to the emperor first, how dare you go home first? ”
Zhou Xiaocao also panicked when he heard it, yes, this is the era of divine power of the monarch, the emperor of heaven and earth is the greatest, this is the era of the army of heaven and earth, he still puts his family first, what is this not death? As the saying goes, if you don't die, you won't die, and you're talking about your current self.
"Then what are you waiting for, we have to hurry up and go to the palace to ask the emperor for guilt, you are still dragging me here to teach for a long time, isn't it a delay?"
Zhu Mao was also anxious when he said this: "Yes, the emperor is in a hurry, and he can't say that he wants to be punished!" Walk fast, walk fast. ”
As soon as he left the house, Zhou Xiaocao suddenly stopped and asked, "By the way, didn't you just say that there was a holy decree?" ”
Zhu Mao was sweating profusely: "Oh, that's all our family lied to you, isn't the purpose to tell you to come out quickly?" ”
"Oh, let's go!"
The two hurried to the palace and came to the Wenxuan Palace, where the emperor dealt with political affairs daily. It's just that before he bowed, Zhou Xiaocao said to a person standing there who seemed to be smiling: "Huh? Old horse, are you here too? (To be continued......)
PS: I wrote two chapters in a row today. Yuguo seems to be still strong, and updating is not a problem, but there is no time. I went to another company today, left a phone number, and found time to change jobs, now this job, the time is too long, two shifts, one shift twelve hours, tired and fast.