There are many unhappy people in the world, Tian Fan is counted as one, Liu Bei is counted as one, and the person Lu Su is going to meet is also counted as one.

Yu Ji was an unusually active person in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. He is like a dragon, ordinary people can only see the head, not the tail! Today he appeared in this position, and after a while, the ghost didn't know where he would appear. But if you have a heart, you can find the pattern! Most of the activities of this group are in the Central Plains, and most of them are active in places where disasters have occurred. The aim, of course, was to proselytize, to recruit refugees widely. Refugees, most of them are full of disasters and difficulties, when they are a little sick, Yu Ji plays the role of a fairy, scatters some runes and water, and saves people, and the people throw themselves on him and bow their heads.

It's a pity that this guy has had too bad luck in the past few years. Since Tian Fan appeared, he first dealt with the locust plague in the Xingping years, which dashed his hopes of preaching in Xuzhou, and then, in this year's drought, he ran all the way from Guanzhong to Huainan, ready to preach, but was completely destroyed by the Xuzhou group.

In the beginning, when the refugees were just born, Yu Ji was extremely lucky, and within a few days, it grew to tens of thousands of believers. But after the Xuzhou army entered Huainan, they provided food and land to these refugees, they saved their lives and had hope of life, and they suddenly lost interest in what Ji said. What becomes an immortal, what immortality, let's talk nonsense!

Tens of thousands of believers, in less than a month, scattered two-thirds like birds and beasts. Up to now, he has only a few hundred believers left in the Huainan area.

Poor Yuji!

The north wind was blowing slightly, and Yu Ji was dressed as a sanctimonious fairy, with a long beard fluttering, and snow-white hair fluttering with the breeze, especially fairy.

He sat cross-legged on a high platform about six feet high and one foot square. On the left side of the body, a clamor emitted smoke, but unfortunately as soon as the smoke surfaced, it was blown away by the north wind, and it was a little less immortal. On the right, there is a low table, a clay pot and two cups on it.

His apprentice Gong Chong stood on the side of the high platform, holding a three-foot Qingfeng sword, looking like a Dharma protector. It's a pity that this guy is eight feet tall and has a centipede-like scar on his face, which makes his already hideous and terrifying face even more terrifying. It is said that he is the truth of the Hades Palace, and some people believe that he is the protector of the gods......

Poor Yuji!

At this time, Yu Ji's eyes closed slightly, and he said slowly: "My life has an end, and there is no end to knowledge." With an end, there is no end, and it is gone! Those who have already known are gone! There is no near name for good, and there is no near punishment for evil. The governor thinks that he can protect his life, he can live his whole life, he can support his relatives, and he can live his whole life. ”

After a slight pause, he continued: "These few sentences are from "Zhuangzi and the Master of Health". Specifically, my life is finite, and my knowledge is unlimited. What a danger it is to pursue infinite knowledge with a finite life! If there is already danger, and you have to persist in the pursuit of knowledge, then there is nothing but danger. If you do good deeds without asking for fame, and if you do bad deeds without being punished, you can protect your life, preserve your nature, preserve your chances of rebirth, and enjoy your life. ”

Probably a little thirsty, he paused for a while, took a sip of water, and then continued: "Well, therefore, everything must be in accordance with the destiny of heaven!" The mandate of heaven cannot be violated, and the way of heaven cannot be violated. If you do things against the sky, you will definitely not succeed...... Well, just like the story of Ku Ding solving the cow just now, it is precisely because Ku Ding knows all the joints and tendons on the cow's body that this can ......"

The few hundred remaining believers below were dizzy when they heard this, and they sat cross-legged one by one, drowsy. That is, it is already late autumn, and if it was spring and summer, these people would have fallen asleep a long time ago!

A believer sits cross-legged on his knees, elbows on his knees, one hand on his cheek, and is concentrating...... Doze. Just when he was about to fall asleep, his arm went weak and his body staggered, and the guy woke up all of a sudden. With a big yawn and wiping away the tears that flowed from his eyes, he looked around and was surprised to find that his companions were listening attentively. He turned his companion with his elbow and said, "Brother Ma, do you understand?" ”

Brother Ma frowned and said, "Don't speak!" ”

After Ji finished explaining the truth of Ku Ding's explanation of the cow, Brother Ma let out a sigh of relief and said, "Oh, I see! ”

Glancing at his companion, he said, "Boy, listen! Let me tell you, I heard that many people in Xuzhou now raise pigs, and I estimate that we will raise pigs here in the future, so I have to learn how to kill pigs! Well, cows and pigs, both have four legs, and the methods of killing pigs and cattle should be very close, right? ”

The companion was dumbfounded for a moment and asked, "So, do you understand?" ”

Brother Ma rolled his eyes and said, "I can understand a fart!" ”

Gong Chong looked at these so-called junior disciples, and felt sad in his heart. Hey, once upon a time, where Master went, it wasn't a crowd of people and a noisy welcome scene, but now? Woe, woe!

Yu Ji did not complain about the bad behavior of these believers, and continued to fool: "Dao, well, the so-called Dao is the law of natural development!" The root of all things in the world originates from this Tao ......"

Suddenly, he was interrupted by the sound of horses' hooves in the distance. He turned his head and saw dozens of cavalrymen, rushing towards them viciously, and his murderous appearance was not a good thing at a glance.

The unlucky Yu Ji is even more unlucky! His so-called believers, all of whom had nothing to do during the slack season, and did not want to be idle at home, came to listen to his stories. At this time, when they saw the Xuzhou cavalry rushing over murderously, they gave up the story king very unrighteously, and immediately scattered in all directions, and the whole bird and beast scattered.

Yu Ji looked at the so-called believers who were running away from the wolves, and his heart was also infinitely sad. Hey, I'm Yu Ji, how did I fall into this world? What a bad deal! Liu Bei and Cao Cao's territory, the implementation of Tian Fan's new farming techniques, led to a significant increase in grain production, and the difficulty of proselytizing skyrocketed. On Yuan Shao's territory, there have been no natural disasters in the past two years. Sun Ce's Turf ...... That kid gets angry when he sees a missionary, so forget it! Liu Biao's territory, Jingzhou has always been rich, and it is not easy to preach. Liu Zhang's Yizhou and Zhang Lu's territory, so needless to say, he has seen the territory of Ma Teng, Han Sui and other Guanzhong heroes. Liaodong Gongsun Du, the bitter cold land, Jiaozhou is a wild land, and Liangzhou is a barren land...... Is there a place in the world where I can preach?

Yu Ji was stunned and let out a long sigh.

Both the master and apprentice were in a bad mood, neither of them resisted, and they were easily arrested by the Xuzhou cavalry. In fact, with the kung fu of the two of them, it was easy to grab a few horses and escape.

After Lu Su arrived, he looked at the two of them contemptuously, and said disdainfully: "Take them to Yinling, put them in prison, and wait until the war is over, and then send them down!" ”

After that, he didn't even look at them, and went straight to the Yin Tomb.

Yu Ji felt sad again, why did I get mixed up to this extent?

On the afternoon of this day, Tian Fan once again burned 300 soldiers with his own hands. His heart twitched, because, perhaps, in a few days, he would burn a thousand people!

Qin Siyu really didn't have any good ways to deal with the plague, and he changed countless recipes, but they were all like stones sinking into the sea, and there was no good effect. In the past few days, Siyu has lost weight twice, and his originally round and white neck now looks black and thin. However, he knew almost nothing about medical skills, so he could only do it on the side.

In the evening, after Tian Fan washed up, he suddenly remembered something. He hurriedly put on his clothes, put on a mask, and ran towards Siyu. At this time, it was already dark, Siyu would not be taking care of the patient, she would definitely be in her tent.

The people I saw along the way were very surprised to find that their General Tian ran as if he was being chased by a wolf, which is called a fast!

Outside Siyu's tent, there were two female soldiers standing guard, as soon as they saw Tian Fan coming, the two hurriedly went up to stop him, and a female soldier said: "I've seen General Tian, you can't go in, Lord Qin is ......"

Where did Tian Fan take care of those? It was so easy for him to think of something valuable, and he couldn't wait to say it to Siyu immediately, listen to her opinion, where did he have the heart to listen to the nonsense of these two female soldiers? So, he pushed the two of them away and rushed to the tent! The two female soldiers were dumbfounded, they hurriedly chased after them, and said, "General Tian, you can't go in......"

Lifting the curtain of the door, Tian Fan shouted: "Siyu, I remember...... I...... You ......"

After saying a few words, Tian Fan was stupid there, like a wood carving!

Siyu was also stupid there, and his body seemed to be immobilized, motionless. After a short silence, Siyu screamed, and his body slipped out and into the water.

It turned out that the girl was taking a bath......

Tian Fan asked everyone to take a shower once a day and wash their hands many times, and when Siyu was about to take a bath and sleep, Tian Fan rushed in recklessly!

Siyu is the same age as Tian Fan, and he belongs to the age when he is completely ripe, Tian Fan looked at it and was immediately stupid! Ivory-like white and delicate skin, smooth fragrant shoulders, delicate collarbones, and two ~~~~ soft and greasy balls on the chest......

Siyu's scream of "ah" made Tian Fan come back to his soul, and immediately covered his face with one hand, swayed wildly with the other, and said again and again: "I haven't seen anything, I haven't seen anything!" With that, he turned out of the tent.

Didn't see anything? The devil believes it! Tian Fan himself didn't believe it. After taking a few breaths at the mouth of the tent, he suppressed the thoughts in his heart, but Siyu's upper body would still appear in his mind. Thinking of the seductive upper body, he automatically thought of the lower body of other girls...... Well, Siyu's figure must be great! Her waist must be very thin, her legs must be very long, she is very tall in the first place, but I never thought that she had such material on her chest! Well, this girl must be a child who can give birth! Depend on...... I...... What am I thinking?

He couldn't help but blush a little. Looking up at the two female soldiers who were at a loss three steps in front of him, Tian Fan glared at them and said hatefully: "Why didn't you say it earlier?" ”

The two female soldiers were a little dumbfounded, we said we wouldn't let you in, why aren't you being reasonable? After glancing at each other, they wisely did not talk back. Although General Tian is easy-going, but this is the time to be embarrassed, if he doesn't say a word, he will become angry, and then use us as a punching bag, it's not worth it!

Tian Fan was a little worried in his heart, Siyu wouldn't see him again, right? Belch...... What if she gets angry? By the way, I remember, she used to take advantage of me and touch my ass, and today I can be regarded as getting it back, and no one owes anyone.

I think so, but this reason, he himself feels a bit far-fetched. Let's go? If you're gone, will you be able to see people in the future? He gritted his teeth and said in his heart, won't he be beaten up by other girls? She can't kill me ruthlessly, can she? I'll wait!

So, he stood at the door of the tent with trepidation, waiting for his verdict. The female soldiers and female guards who passed by were very curious, when did General Tian become Lord Qin's guard? You see, this standing posture is really standard! It is worthy of General Tian!

For nearly a quarter of an hour, Siyu's voice came from inside the tent, "Boguang, come in!" ”