The study room is full of books and tea, refreshing. In such a room, hooligans have to become cultural people.

But Zhou Xiaocao, a well-known cultural person, is like a hooligan at the moment.

"I-oh his grandmother has a leg! These grandsons have made a reason for the scourge of my family like this, isn't it? I said you are really, why are you holding me back? Just that bad old man, I get angry when I look at him! Look at her, look at her! The teeth were like the stars in the sky, yellow and thin; and the front teeth, two pairs of four front teeth are missing; The eye bags under the eyes can be filled with two taels of gold, and there are a few eye feces on the corners of the eyes that I wiped it, just like that, or my elders? He beat me and scolded me, and I still have to smile and greet me? I'm not fucking slutty! ”

Feng Yulan sighed and said, "Xianggong, these days, you are not in the mansion, they are making trouble for three days!" If you want to be angry, the person who should be angry the most is me! But why didn't I get angry? Because they occupy a morality. ”

Zhou Xiaocao paced a few steps in the room, sat on the Taishi chair, picked up the tea that Kou'er had just made, took a sip, and said, "Morality? The morality is that I have suffered a loss, and I have to swallow it? ”

Feng Yulan said: "They are your clansmen, if you drive them away and beat and scold them, it will be the crime of bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestors, and everyone in the world will look down on you!" Even, there are people who sue the government for some reason, and you will be lit with sky lanterns! ”

"Light the sky lantern? What is that? ”

Feng Yulan trembled and said, "That's too scary!" They stripped people of their clothes and wrapped them in linen. Soak in a cylinder and hang upside down. Head and feet, start to ignite the fire from the feet, it's painful! ”

Zhou Xiaocao was taken aback: "So strict? ”

Chloe on the side said, "More than that. Master! The slave maid heard that the purpose of lighting the lantern was to fill a person's stomach with clear oil, and use a strip of cloth made of linen cloth as a wick, put it into his mouth, and then light a fire. ”

Feng Yulan nodded and said, "Yes, the concubine body also heard that some people drilled a few holes in their heads and poured oil into them. Plug in the wick and light it like a candle! ”

Zhou Xiaocao heard it with cold hairs standing on end: "Damn, this is too scary!" ”

Feng Yulan said: "So, we can't offend them. ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "How can that be? If this continues, even if our family has mountains of gold and silver, sooner or later they will eat it up and take it all! ”

Feng Yulan said: "So, let's wait for you to go home and get an idea." ”

"I've been thinking about it for so many days, and I didn't have a good idea, I just came. What great ideas can you come up with? ”

Feng Yulan sat on Zhou Xiaocao's lap and said softly, "Who called you a man in our family!" If you don't think about it, who else thinks? ”

Zhou Xiaocao said helplessly: "That's the same!" We have to come up with a foolproof solution, or else. Sooner or later, they will be killed. You didn't see the old patriarch, that virtue, after you persuaded me. His eyes were full of naked provocation! ”

Feng Yulan put her arms around Zhou Xiaocao's neck. Blowing hot air in his ear: "So, did Xianggong come up with a way?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao's eyes stared at Feng Yulan's pair of huge. The mouth said vaguely: "Well, thinking, thinking"

Feng Yulan stretched out a finger, tapped it lightly on Zhou Xiaocao's head, and pretended to say, "What are you thinking!" Where do you look, you can't do that. ”

Zhou Xiaocao said loudly: "Who said that? My majesty has returned, sir! What have I been doing for the past two months? Healed! ”

Feng Yulan's eyes showed a look of joy: "Really? ”

Zhou Xiaocao was triumphant, and pointed to the already upturned Dongdong under the crotch of his pants: "See? Here's the time to witness the miracle! ”

Zhou Xiaocao pulled down his pants and shook off the robe on his body, revealing the big and thick pillar inside, this thing has been locked in the "bird cage" all day, and when it comes out at first glance, he is not angry?

Feng Yulan said "ah": "It seems to be bigger!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said proudly: "Of course! ”

Saying that, Zhou Xiaocao was about to untie Feng Yulan's clothes.

These few times, it is either the passive Yan Qixia, or the non-stop talking, Zhou Xiaocao really misses this hot and bold wife.

Feng Yulan gently pushed away Zhou Xiaocao's big hands, and said softly: "Xianggong, let's change places, here is the study!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Oh, if you don't say that I forgot about it!" Come on, let's do it in the study this time, it's definitely fresh, wahahaha! ”

Feng Yulan was angry and funny: "You are not afraid of tarnishing the saint's legacy." ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "What a saint's testament! Like that damned patriarch, let's respect him, he's a saint; If we don't respect him, he's not bullshit! ”

Feng Yulan hurriedly said: "Xianggong, don't say such deviant rhetoric in the future!" Otherwise, someone will really light a sky lantern! ”

Zhou Xiaocao also knew that there were indeed some things that could not be said nonsense at this time, and each era had its own taboos. When Confucian culture was in full swing, you just didn't believe in him, and you couldn't speak ill of him. Otherwise, it will be attacked by the crowd of the world.

Zhou Xiaocao smiled: "This is in our own home, there are no outsiders, no matter what you say, it's fine." As long as I don't talk about it outside. Come on, it's time for us to get down to business. ”

Zhou Xiaocao swept the teacup on the desk to the ground, vacated the table, and then picked up Feng Yulan's slender waist, put her on the table, and casually ripped off a piece of clothing on Feng Yulan's body. In Feng Yulan's soft screams, one after another of clothes were ripped off by him. Zhou Xiaocao couldn't help but sigh, whether in ancient or modern times, girls have to wear a few more clothes than men.

For example, in modern times, if you see a girl on the street dressed very coolly, wearing a pair of denim shorts, revealing four-fifths of her legs, do you think she is wearing less than you? NO！ Inside the denim shorts there is a boxer shorts that resemble stockings, which are used to cover the panties so that the edges of the panties do not protrude at the hips; Inside the boxer shorts, there is a small panties; How about a little pad in the little panties, more than you wear, right? If you don't accept it, you can't!

After a while, Feng Yulan's body was clean and slippery.

Zhou Xiaocao turned around and took down a few books from the bookshelf on the side and placed them on Feng Yulan's body. There is a book of Jingfang Yixue on the lower abdomen, a spring and autumn period between the breasts, and a thick historical record under the waist

Then, in the "creaking" sound of the table, poor Kou'er was reduced to a little pitiful little who specialized in picking up and losing. The heart said that this young master is really bad, and he actually came up with such a bad idea, and he wanted to pick up the book for half an hour

But later, Chloe realized that she was wrong, and it was not half an hour, but a whole hour!

These two people, the man is tired and the woman goes up, and the woman is tired and the man goes up, that's really one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, change positions, and do it again

At the end of the day, do you know who got tired first? It's Chloe who picks up books!

"Sir!"

Outside the door, the voice of the old housekeeper Liu sounded, Zhou Xiaocao sat up, put on a coat, opened the door a crack, and the cold air outside immediately came in, and the charcoal basin in the house was burning vigorously, and when he saw the fresh air, it became more and more popular.

Zhou Xiaocao asked listlessly, "What's wrong?" ”

Steward Liu handed over a big red greeting note and said, "Master, the people from Prince Gong's Mansion have sent an invitation, please go to the banquet in three days." (To be continued......)