Chapter Ninety-Seven: Prisoner Ruffian
Yuan Shang is a sincere person, although sometimes he likes to engage in some stealing and cheating, but generally speaking, he is still a good boy who has the law to follow, corrects mistakes, and seeks truth from facts.
In ancient times, there were Tang Dynasty Xuansoap Cavalry, Chen Qingzhi's white-robed army, Yue Fei's Beiwei Army, Temujin's cowardly Xue Army, and Yuan Chonghuan's Guanning Iron Cavalry. Compared to these, Wuji is an embarrassing name, and Yuan Shang feels that he has an obligation,
It is also necessary to complain to Tian Feng.
After all, his original intention was to give this cavalry a name that could scare the enemy to death, rather than a name that could make the enemy laugh to death.
Therefore, Yuan Shang spoke bluntly and said what he thought in his heart very well. This is an advantage, but also a disadvantage.
For example, now, this deficiency is particularly obvious.
"Do you think Tian's name is bad?" Tian Feng's eyes widened, obviously hurting his self-esteem.
The donkey's mind is actually quite fragile.
Yuan Shang opened his mouth to explain: "It's not that it's bad, but it's a little cheesy, although it is a big momentum to name the elite after the name of the place and the beast, but what can't we get out of here?" ”
Tian Feng was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Then what do you think is the best name?" ”
Yuan Shang was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "Cao Cao's elite is called the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry, our cavalry may as well be called the Dragon and Phoenix Cavalry, and the dragon and wind steadily overshadow him Tiger and Cat, what do the two gentlemen think?" ”
Tian Feng and Frustrated glanced at each other gloomily, and then each shook his head and sighed silently.
"Gentlemen, why don't you speak?" Tian Feng touched his beard and said in a generous tone: "Third son, you touch your conscience and say, the three of us, who is the most cheesy?" ”
Yuan Shang was stunned, thought for a long time, and finally his shoulders collapsed, and he sighed helplessly: "I am vulgar, I am vulgar, I am vulgar, and I need to ask the two gentlemen for advice and diligence in the future." ”
"If you are a threesome, you must have my teacher. Childe can see through his own shortcomings, it is not vulgar and thorough, and there is still a need for salvation in the future. ”
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In the early morning of the next day, Yuan Shang, Tian Feng, and Fu Zhu came to the prison in Wuji County under the protection of a group of guards.
The prison is close to the edge of the city, in the middle of nowhere, dirty, old, and unbearable.
As soon as he took a step in, a foul smell rushed towards him, almost smoking Yuan Shang to his head.
However, Tian Feng, who has been imprisoned for a long time, has long been accustomed to this smell.
Now that they smell the breath of prison after a long absence, not only are they not disgusted, but they both close their eyes and breathe deeply, as if they have a nostalgic sense of returning to their homeland.
Yuan Shang couldn't help wiping his sweat when he saw this, and he really didn't know what highlights were worth missing the two of them with their eyes closed.
As the jailer who led the way walked inside, the more Yuan Shang walked, the more he felt that the slope to the lower part of the prison was gradually getting bigger, it seemed that most of the prison was still underground, like a huge cellar, no wonder the air was so foul, presumably due to lack of ventilation.
As Yuan Shang and the others went deeper and deeper, the prisoners in the cages on both sides also began to act one after another, lying on the wooden fence one by one, their thin cheeks, their eyes slightly cloudy, but there was no lack of strange light in them.
They looked at the eyes of Yuan Shang and the others, as if they were a group of fierce beasts that had found food, just looking at them made people goosebumps fall down.
Yuan Shang was furious by this group of prisoners, and asked the jailer who led him to the way: "I said, these people look at me, why is something not right, it seems that they are not looking at another person at all, but at the livestock waiting to be slaughtered...,
The jailer grinned and said, "My lord, these prisoners are all prisoners to be beheaded, just because the position of the county order has been vacant, there is no clear order to behead, so they have been locked up here, and few people pay attention to them on weekdays. ”
"Killing each other's pasta?"
Yuan Shang's body suddenly shuddered: "Don't you give them food on weekdays?" ”
The jailer sighed and said, "It's a send-off, but it's only once a few days, and the county's treasury is barren, and it's not enough to meet all kinds of expenses, so how can you take care of these prisoners?" In troubled times, life is as cheap as a dog, and it is still difficult for people who live outside, not to mention these sinful bodies? If you can eat, it's good. ”
When Yuan Shang heard this, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
Just as he was looking down and thinking, he suddenly saw a black shadow in the cage on the right, suddenly flying out of the fence, and smashed on Yuan Shang's head impartially.
"Who? Who litters? ”
Yuan Shang looked down angrily, and suddenly felt a spirit, but saw half of the gnawed humanoid skeleton rolling at his feet, the skin and flesh on it were gone, only mixed with some messy hair, and there were a few deep tooth marks on the bones, which were faintly visible.
"Haha~~!" I saw that in a prison between his right hands, a stout man with a bald heavenly spirit sneered at Yuan Shangha, and his laughter was sharp and loud, which was very terrifying.
With the bald barbarian laughing loudly, all the prisoners in the surrounding prison were all blindly coaxed, and the prison was very silent, and suddenly it became chaotic, and the ghost cried wolf.
"Iron Voice! You can gnaw on that head for another three days, how can it be so bad?
If you don't want it, just give it to Lao Tzu! "That's it, the tyrannical thing, the white-faced vertical thing is cheap for nothing! Abominable of The! ”
"Hey, the white-faced boy has red skin and white meat, and it looks very delicious!"
"Come here, let the master take a bite on your face, and taste the taste for your father, hahaha""
Frustrated, his face was cold, he looked back and forth at the group of howling prisoners, shook his head and sighed, "Where are these people? It's clearly a group of monsters" Because the words fell, I saw the barbarian known as the iron throat throw a human rib from the prison, and knocked it on the head with a twist, and immediately smashed him to a stagger, his body was unstable, and he almost fell to the ground.
Inside the prison burst into a roar of earth-shattering laughter.
Yuan Shang settled down, walked to the prison with an iron voice, and said angrily: "Ghost, Lao Tzu didn't recruit you and didn't provoke you, who are you scaring with a bone-breaking stick?" ”
When the prisoner known as the iron throat heard the reprimand, he was not angry, but threw out a shoulder giscloth from the crack of the wooden bar, which was dodged by Yuan Shangkan.
"Little Jiao Niang, you said that the master is a son, yes, this is the sin created by the father's dead ghost, no wonder you, but you scold me for being a ghost, but it's not right, the master is short but the flesh essence has shrunk a little, although it is small, the belly is really big, and I will reward you with a bone!" This man spoke like a tongue twister, but he lived up to his iron voice.
With an iron voice, he raised his hand and another human bone flew out, which immediately caused the prison inmates to laugh wildly.
When I was young, I saw that the prisoners in other prisons also followed the golden voice, picking up all kinds of human bones, weeds, and even filth from their own prisons, and threw them at Yuan Shang and the others with screams, like teasing monkeys with fruits in the zoo, and they were so venting and smashing.
The people outside the prison did not step up their vigilance one by one, and they were at a loss for a while, but they were beaten by the people in the prison with a bombardment of bits and pieces of filth, although it was not painful, but it was also disgusting to death. …,
After Yuan Shang was smashed a few bones in a row, he suddenly became furious, while covering his face with his sleeve, he searched around, suddenly his eyes lit up, squatted down, picked up a stone brick from the ground that had been loosened due to disrepair, and then walked to the door of the prison with an iron throat, hooked his fingers at him, and smiled: "Jizi, come here, the master will say a word to you." ”
Iron throat saw that Yuan Shang was handsome and handsome, and he was dressed in a white soap suit, and he had already regarded him as a Confucian who embroidered huā futon in his heart, and he didn't care about it, so he swaggered to the door of the wooden railing, snorted his yellow teeth, and said like a tongue twister: "Xiao Jiaoniang wants to be my grandfather, although I am younger, but there is nothing wrong with it, but unfortunately my grandfather has been dead for many years, and then crawled out of the cemetery, I'm afraid that appearance is a little wronged by you, alas, I said that you are not suitable to be my grandfather, or let's change it."
Let me be your grandfather, if you really don't agree, it's okay to be a daddy" Before the tongue twister of the iron voice was finished, he saw Yuan Shang's hand hidden behind him suddenly stretched out, and a brick was like a stormy wave, rushing straight to the door of the iron throat.
"Smack!"
"Ah~~!"
But when he heard a scream in his iron voice, he covered his face and rolled on the ground, and suddenly all the prisoners were shocked, and they hurriedly stopped one by one, looking at the Confucian who was holding a brick in his hand like a fierce torturer.
Yuan Shang's appearance deceived them all, he seemed to be a gentleman who was easy to bully, but in fact he was unreasonable.
Raising his hand and pointing at the iron voice that was covering his face and crying and wailing in the prison, Yuan Shang's face was fierce and sad, like a gangster who was cleaning up the door, and shouted angrily: "The country has national laws, and the family has family rules!" I am the new county magistrate of this county, and this prison will be presided over by Lao Tzu from today onwards! No matter if you have eaten people or been eaten by others, you won't be able to fart in front of me! From now on, those who dare to make any more noise and trouble will be beaten to death with bricks and will not be tolerated! ”
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In the entire prison, there was a sudden silence, and all the prisoners stared at Yuan Shang vigilantly, as if they were looking at how many catties and taels there were in the new county order at noon.
Yuan Shang smiled coldly, showed his white teeth, and said gloomily: "Don't doubt it, this county definitely has the power and means to execute you immediately, the torture and methods you haven't seen, what this county has in his head, if you don't believe it, try it!" ”
For some reason, looking at this seemingly elegant new county commander, the prisoners' hearts couldn't help but rise with a trace of inexplicable fear, and a strange feeling instantly surged into their hearts.
What this person said doesn't seem to be a lie!
Silently glancing at the quiet people, Yuan Shang threw his head in his hand with a "bang", nodded and said: "Very good, let's start talking about business, this county is here today, not for anything else, just to recruit soldiers!" ”
After saying a word, I saw all the prisoners looking at me through the fence, and I looked at you, with a surprised face, as if I couldn't believe Yuan Shang's words.
Conscription into prison? Isn't this county order crazy?
As if he couldn't see everyone's doubts, Yuan Shang said quietly: "I already had a general understanding before I came, you people, all of you are grass farmers who have committed serious crimes, and it stands to reason that the end of your life will either be cut off and abandoned, or you will be imprisoned and end your life!" But when the general of the dynasty is wise and benevolent, and the benevolence of the county, today I will give you a chance to live again! This county has decided to recruit you into the army and form an army of its own, and you need to serve General Yuan wholeheartedly in the future, if not, you will suffer a hundred times worse than today, and this county will do what it says. ”
When all the prisoners heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up, it was a color that sought life in despair, and the hope of finding a way in the lost. …,
Although he is a prisoner waiting to die, deep down, there is still a trace of longing for life!
Life is more important than anything else!
Yuan Shang looked around at everyone, coughed heavily, and said, "You, who is willing to be recruited by this county?" ”
As soon as the words fell, the entire prison was like a pot, and none of the prisoners hesitated, almost all of them shouted in response, even the iron voice lying on the ground and covering his cheeks.
"Me! Lao Tzu can't live in this place for another day, and would rather die on the battlefield! ”
"Me too! I don't know who the general is, as long as you let me go, Lao Tzu's life is yours! ”
"I want it too! I'm going to go out too! Suffocate Lao Tzu! Yuan Shang was overjoyed when he saw this, and turned his head to look at Tian Feng and Fu Zhi and smiled, just like that, the prototype of a special army was gathered in the prison of Wuji County, by a group of fierce prisoners who drank blood.
However, at this moment, no one would have thought that in the near future, this army would gradually expand and grow, gathering more fierce men, ruffians, and villains, and its reputation spread far and wide, and gradually became a climate!
A few years later, a group of crazy soldiers and ruffians who drank blood were under the leadership of Yuan Shang, a lord who was more like a madman, like a tiger and wolf.
Especially in the battle of Saiwai a few years later, this madman army, under the leadership of Yuan Shang, plagued the entire Mobei like locusts crossing the border, and directly caused the names of the foreign races in Middle-earth and Saiwai to turn around.
Since then, no one in the Central Plains has called the people of Saibei a foreign race.
On the contrary, the Xianbei tribes, the Southern Xiongnu, Liaoxi, Wuhuan and other tribes all bitterly called the Central Plains people in Hebei and their leader Yuan Shang "barbarians", which is not said for the time being.
At this time, I saw the iron voice lying on the ground standing up with his nose covered, without the arrogance of the right talent, and asked Yuan Shangdao in a humble voice: "Dare to ask the county commander, what is the name of this military horse composed of us?" ”
Yuan Shang's face suddenly froze, and he lowered his head shyly, embarrassed to answer everyone.
However, Tian Fengzhi was complacent, stood up with his head held high, and shouted at the prisoners: "The soldiers you have grouped, we have ordered the name of the army, and we have given it the name of the Wuji Battalion!" You need to remember it! ”
"Wow!"
But seeing that inside the prison, all the prisoners took a step back in horror and inexplicably, and looked at Tian Feng in disbelief one by one, as if there was not a person standing in front of them, but an unknown monster beast.
After a long while, I don't know which prisoner shouted at the top of his voice: "This is so fucking ugly!" ”
After the words were spoken, all the prisoners in the prison opened their mouths, and they all talked about it, and they all raised their hands in protest, saying that how could they bear such a vulgar name?
Tie raised his eyebrows, and said first: "The sage has a saying: work wants to do a good job. You have to make a name first! Our Biao army can't even come up with a decent name, what big things can we achieve in the future? Those who have such a vulgar military name should really be killed! ”
The iron voice took the lead, and the group of prisoners couldn't hide their words one by one, "That's it, which bastard came up with such a vulgar name, and he was embarrassed to say it?" Isn't there a shame? ”
"Change! Hurry up and change it! It's a must! The two armies faced each other, and let Lao Tzu report such a local name, and the momentum was lost all of a sudden, and there was a nose fight, which was simply immoral! "That is to say, is there no civilian official in this Wuji County, and the military name is so watery? Can it still be done, if it can't be Lao Tzu, it is definitely a hundred times stronger than him! ”
Yuan Shang peeked at Tian Feng, only to see that the old man's face was already angry, and he was trembling constantly, pointing at the prisoners in the wooden fence and scolding: "You bastards, you dare to rap here, do you know who gave the name Lu Dao?" ,…
Unfortunately, the prisoners didn't buy it.
"Who does it matter who you are, don't let people say it if it's not good?" "That's it, that's it, it's still Wuji, why isn't it called incompetence?"
"Change it quickly, I'm going to throw up." “”
Yuan Shang wiped the sweat on his head and whispered to Tian Feng: "Mr. Tian, the will of the people cannot be violated, since this person is so sick, we might as well change it?" ”
Tian Feng raised his eyebrows fiercely, and the nature of the donkey suddenly appeared, and he said angrily: "No! Tian's name, what's wrong? No one is allowed to change, whoever changes, I am incompatible with him, you guys, all shut up to the old man, who dares to talk nonsense again, the old man, the old man, the old man is also waiting