After seeing the old man of the Liang family foaming at the mouth and falling, Yun Ye couldn't help but ask the eldest grandson Wuji: "Uncle eldest grandson, why does your majesty take these old and young people to walk under the big sun." ”

The eldest grandson took out a water hyacinth from his waist, poured a mouthful, wiped the water droplets on his beard and said to Yun Ye: "This is a great etiquette, imitating the scene of the Yellow Emperor traveling and ten thousand coming to the court. This is called the Great Etiquette. ”

If you don't listen to the flicker of the eldest grandson, you will definitely fall into the ditch if you listen to him, the strong men in the front are holding a dragon head tied with a bamboo strip, and behind them is a truncated dragon body, and there are two holding two wings, walking, dancing, stirring up dust, this is Ying Long? Is the one with the black mask in the back who sprinkles water while walking is the rain master? Bastard, why don't you walk behind Ying Long and sprinkle some water to reduce the dust.

The person on the left with a fanged mask and a flag carrying a tired tongue is Feng Bo? It's useless at all, there is no wind in the hot weather, and Feng Bo is really derelict in his duty. The golden armor god is still a little majestic, stepping on stilts under his feet, two feet tall, with a leopard's head and eyes, and a huge axe in his hand.

"Uncle Eldest Sun, compared to them, we are a group of miscellaneous fish, Your Majesty must be regarded as the Yellow Emperor at this time, but I don't know if Niangniang is willing to be a mother-in-law."

The eldest grandson Wuji closed the folding fan and knocked it heavily on Yun Ye's head: "The kid is talking nonsense, he really deserves to be beaten for joking with the elders, and he is not knowledgeable to ask, the emperor's wife is the ancestor, and the mother-in-law is just a concubine, remember?" ”

"Uncle Eldest Sun taught me a lesson, it's just that why don't we choose a cool time to leave, we have to choose the hottest time, if it is the time chosen by Yuan Tiangang, the younger generation will definitely not let him go."

"You're really wrong. This time is not calculated by the Daomen. It has been handed down for thousands of years, and the Double Ninth Festival is the day when the yang energy is the most abundant, and it can overcome the evil spirit, so the choice of this day is not who deliberately wants to toss whom. Now that all the nations are coming to court, it is a good time for the prosperity of the country, and His Majesty wants to sacrifice to the sky. I would also like to be with the Emperor of the Ancestors, this is also part of the play, boy, let's go, I have to go back again. “

This news was like a bolt from the blue to Yun Ye, who knew nothing about ancient etiquette, and this thirty miles referred to the straight-line distance on the map. It's not a winding path, if the actual distance is less than fifty miles, Yun Ye will pick out his eyeballs as bubbles, and go back and forth on a hundred and ten miles of mountain roads, without providing food, this is a human life, he can stand it, and grandma can't stand it. The old man of the Liang family fainted just now. had to be carried by his grandson, and it was estimated that he had reached Nanshan. It's time for the old man to be buried.

"Uncle Eldest Sun, you see that if the old man of the Liang family is not treated like this, it is estimated that he will not survive Nanshan, and the person suffering from heat stroke will be very troublesome, and if he is dehydrated, it will be over."

The eldest grandson glanced at Old Man Liang and said to Yun Ye: "The etiquette is as big as the sky, not to mention such a ceremony, even if you die, you have to follow the rules, didn't you see that the officials of the Ministry of Etiquette didn't blink their eyelids?"

Yun Ye felt that there was nothing to say, the emperor had already counted the casualties, and if he could ruthlessly let his eleven-year-old daughter carry the burden and walk hundreds of miles, he knew that he valued the glory of etiquette more than life.

Gao Yang always dangled in front of Yun Ye, carrying two small wooden barrels, and seemed to hope that Yun Ye would throw her on the prince's frame, but Yun Ye just pretended not to see it, so the little girl's eyes were red, she didn't dare to climb up by herself, and no one wanted to find a scapegoat.

Yun Ye quietly watched the reaction of the fool behind him, if he didn't make a move, Yun Ye would have to make a move, Gao Yang couldn't hold it anymore.

Sure enough, the kid gritted his teeth, took Gao Yang's burden, and with a swipe of Gao Yang, he put Gao Yang on the back of the frame, picked up Gao Yang's gift by himself, and continued to move forward.

Yun Ye whistled at Gao Yang, who was crying, attracting a pair of white eyeballs, Fang Xuanling slapped his son on the back of the head, and he was silent.

"Worm, look at people's bereavements, you know that you will throw your future wife into the car, you look at Changle again, that girl has not been very good since she was a child, and you don't feel distressed if you want to walk now?"

"You bastard is deliberately manipulating me, isn't it just that I sold you in Yanlai Building last time, and you look stingy, and you sold our brother less? Of course my wife and I feel distressed, but you see that there is still empty space in my body, Gaoyang, Lanling got into the carriage and made sense, they are all children, Changle is seventeen, and he can't be rude anymore. ”

There is always a way, Yun Ye helped Changsun Chong adjust the burden, and then returned the things that Fang beloved to him, the purpose has been achieved, there is no need to pay attention to this fool, take Changle's burden, and move it all to Changsun Chong's burden, I don't know if Changle is stupid or what's going on, the burden is full of cheese, this thing is dead, Yun Ye carried seven or eight pieces in his arms, and the rest were all put in, watching Changsun Chong pick it up with great effort, then nodded with satisfaction.

Changle was teased by those women and children, and said something envious of her being hurt, the shy Changle quickly stuffed his head into his chest, and the eldest grandson walked forward with high spirits, walked for a while and turned back to ask Yun Ye: "Why are you empty-handed?" ”

Yun Ye was not in the mood to answer Changsun Chong's stupid words, so he walked to the back of the team and asked for two sheepskin pouches from the rain master, pierced a small eye with a hairpin on them, and tied the water bag to the head of the old man of the Liang family, so that there was water to cool him down, and maybe he could survive to Nanshan.

Finally entered Nanshan, there was a little shade, and there were courteous officials in front of him who patrolled back and forth, constantly shouting to have a sincere heart, and they must go to the place of worship in one go.

Li Tai walked over with the burden very easily, the burden seemed to be as light as no weight, the ceremonial officer weighed it when he set off, the burden was not allowed to be lighter than thirty catties, and the women and children were halved, Yun Ye didn't believe that those old-fashioned Zongren Mansion officials would let Li Tai go and open the back door for him.

Rubbing his burden with his hand, hell, the red seal on it was intact, but the burden was very light, almost weightless, and it couldn't be compared with Li Ke who was sweating next to him.

"Qingque, you actually bribed the officials? Let them let you go? Yun Ye looked around and didn't dare to say it out loud.

"Do I need to bribe them? I didn't have to lose the face of this king, I had already inquired about what the great etiquette was, so I planned to offer ten pearls, in order to look good, I specially froze the beads in the ice, and the ice would not be thirty catties? As for the ice melting on the road, it's none of my business, who has the ability to keep the ice from melting under the sun? ”

Now Li Tai is really speechless to do things, why didn't he think of such a good method? It's a shame to think about the corn that counts the grains.

Li Tai still helped his younger brothers and sisters share a little, and before he was an adult, he threw it on the prince's frame, the prince Li Chengqian glanced at his younger brother gratefully, so that he was completely relieved from the guilt, took out a snack from his arms, and handed it to Li Tai, Li Tai took it, and only opened it, and was taken away by Yun Ye, Li Ke also stretched out his hand and grabbed a piece, and was chewing and found that the ceremonial official was coming, so he immediately shut up and puffed out his cheeks to look at the sun.

Yun Ye, Li Tai was severely reprimanded by the ceremonial officer again, the dim sum foam at the corner of his mouth was unsightly, and he had no aristocratic demeanor with his open chest, and when he saw that Li Chengqian's carriage was full of children just about to speak, he saw Li Chengqian's wolf-like eyes, this guy went to the battlefield, and he actually had a murderous aura on his body.

The official of the Ministry of Rites swallowed his saliva, turned around and reprimanded Li Tai and Yun Ye again, consolidated his majesty, and then turned to leave, Li Ke soaked the dim sum with difficulty and swallowed it softly, and said to Li Tai and Yun Ye: "I want to be a dignified Shu King Chitose, and now I am like a thief in order to eat a piece of cake, and I was so frightened that my heart and liver jumped straight just now." “

Yun Ye took out the realgar powder in his arms and threw it away, although the purse is very beautiful, but for the sake of his life, it is better to throw it away, the smell does not dare snakes and insects dare not approach, and he does not dare.

"Yezi, the goblin you got back from Qinglou made me suffer a lot, and now I am desperate to urge me to improve the density table, you tell her, this is a terrazzo kung fu, not a day or two can be made, I still need to follow up on the gunpowder, I also need to prepare for the machinery of spinning wool, after the big ceremony, my father will use it, and I don't have time to supplement the density table."

Li Tai was irritable and told Yun Ye about his troubles, there were some things that he couldn't say to Hypatia, and he could only agree to be urged by her, but he didn't have time to do these jobs.

"You peek at other people's chests, you see that you are soaked all over and unconscious, the handle is in the hands of others, I can't talk well, by the way, peeking at a woman can also pee her pants excitedly is also a big annoyance, Qingque, you need to find another wife now, otherwise you will pee your pants a few more times, it will damage your body, and when the habit becomes natural, it will be over."

Li Tai's face suddenly turned red, and then looked blankly at the obscene faces around him, Li Ke's eyes looked at his crotch without blinking, Fang Yiai looked thoughtful, the eldest grandson looked at his crotch for a while, and sighed, Cheng Chumo came over and patted him on the shoulder twice as if to comfort him, the scene was warm.

Li Tai didn't think that these people were all concerned about his body, it was estimated that these people's assholes would bloom with laughter, and from this moment on, he knew that his reputation as a gentleman had been ruined.

Looking around, he finally found the hateful woman who kept saying that she would keep it a secret for herself, and wanted to go up to theorize, but she couldn't take a step, because the woman licked her red lips at him...... (To be continued.) )

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