Chapter Seventy-Six: A Very Failed Private Interview with Weifu
The winter in Baoan City is very cold, the biting cold wind is blowing, the official road is empty, such a cold day, many people choose cats to roast the fire at home, who would rather come to suffer this living sin. However, there are exceptions, only to hear a sound of footsteps, and a group of people slowly walked over on the official road.
This group of people gives people a very strange feeling, why is it strange, look at their dress, like the kind of homeless people without food, but if you look closely, you will find that they are all carrying weapons, this is not the strangest, the strangest thing is that this group of people are full of red faces, not like some hungry people, the most excessive is that the person in the lead has very white skin, not like some homeless at all.
"It's so cold! Who the hell said to walk? I'm cold! The leader shrunk his neck into the collar, shrunk his body, and said dissatisfied.
"Young master, you have to walk for a private visit to the micro-service, otherwise you will be exposed!" Wang Qiwa on the side really couldn't listen to her young master's complaints, so she had to remind her loudly.
"Did I say that?" The leader, who is our Young Master Wang, asked in surprise.
"Hmm!" The people on the side nodded tacitly.
"Who said that you want a private interview with Weifu, doesn't it mean that a private interview with Weifu is fun, who knows that Lu Dao is so offended!" Wang Dalun was embarrassed to change the topic and said, it was really painful to walk on a cold day.
"Young master, it's still what you said!" Wang Qiwa reminded very carefully on the side.
"Or did I say it?" Wang Dalun pointed at his nose embarrassedly, and then broke out, "I have long known that TV is a lie." I was deceived by Ji Da Tobacco Bag! Damn, they can see beautiful women everywhere in their private visits, but when it's my turn, I can't even see a birdman! ”
Wang Qiwa pursed her lips and complained in her heart: On such a cold day, you have to play some micro-service private interview, it's strange to see it! Regardless of what a TV is, how can it be so weird, do you want to ask? I don't know if Young Master Lu Dao will be angry.
Wang Qiwa just wanted to ask, but fifty or sixty people suddenly ran out of the roadside. They were armed with sticks. A guy with a tiger's head shouted imposingly: "Phew! I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to pass from here, leave to buy road wealth! ”
He felt good, just finished speaking. was slapped on the head by an older man on the side. The elder scolded, "I've told you so many times." We are not robbers! We're just here to show the way! The robber's government caught the one who wanted to cut off his head! ”
"Dad, you're hitting me again! Isn't it the same as robbing the way, anyway, they are asked to leave their belongings. Does it make any difference? The guy touched his head and said very dissatisfied.
"We're just showing the way, just charge a fee! How is it the same as robbing the road! The old man was very angry, and he raised his hand to slap him, ready to teach the bastard a lesson. When the stick guy saw his father raise his palm, he was so frightened that he hid to the side.
When the elder saw that his son was no longer messing with him, he began to guide him, and he smiled and said, "Do you need hot water, it is hot!" The price is not expensive, ten taels of silver a pot. Do you need directions, the price is not expensive, five taels of silver per person! ”
Wang Dalun looked at the robber in front of him, and felt even more depressed, people met beautiful women in private interviews, but I met robbers. Robbers are robbers, but they still encounter this kind of unprofessional robbers, or they are almost the same as buying and selling, hey, what is this called!
"Thank you, you don't need it! We know the way, and we're not thirsty now! Wang Dalun is very depressed now, so he simply rejected them, and he was in no mood to tease them.
"You must be in need! Is it easy for us to come out on such a cold day? Or let's be your bodyguards, what if we encounter a robbery? Our fee is not high, so we can reluctantly give us twenty taels of silver, and if we don't have that much silver, keep the dry food on you!" ”
The leader is really worthy of being a businessman, he proposed a very humane one-stop service, if in the later life, he must be a qualified salesman, but he is only suitable for working in monopoly enterprises, such as what telecommunications, mobile, PetroChina these units, without training can be quickly started.
Wang Dalun was even more depressed, relying on whether there were many people and not giving a lesson, I didn't know why Lu Dao Huaer was so popular. So he simply spit out the words: "Fight!" ”
With his order, the masters around him began to pounce, such a cold day, the muscles and bones under the activity are also very good, so the masters are very coquettish, and the posture is as chic as it is. Soon, the good salesmen were all lying on the ground.
"Not bad, not bad! It's much warmer now, and it seems that you still have to move more in winter, otherwise it's very cold! After the masters, they said very shyly.
The leading salesman was depressed, and after a long time, his group of people came to do activities for others. I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, I froze for a long time, and then I was beaten half to death.
But now is not the time to feel sorry for yourself, the leader hurriedly begged for mercy: "The hero spares his life, we have eyes that don't know Mount Tai, and we have collided with you, please let us go, we will go back to the village to prepare a banquet and make amends for you!" ”
"You're from the stockade on the side?" Wang Dalun asked out loud.
"Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, we have no choice but to come out to do this business, the family is running out of food, if we don't think of a way, the whole family will have to starve to death! The leader hurriedly grabbed the ground with his head and kowtowed again and again to beg for mercy.
"Isn't there relief in the city? Why don't you pick it up? Wang Dalun asked.
"What kind of relief is sent, just two days later, just a bowl of gruel, basically water, people can't eat at all, it's better not to go, and it's gone to the halfway point to soak in urine!" The leader said in distress.
"I'll let you go this time, I tell you, the officers and soldiers will come over immediately, if you still do this kind of business, you won't be able to complain about others when your heads fall to the ground. Get out of here!! Wang Dalun admonished a few words, and waved his hand impatiently to let these people go.
"Young master, why do you want to let them go, they are robbers, be careful that they harm people again!" Wang Qiwa looked at the back of the robber who was running wildly, and asked suspiciously.
"If you don't let them go, will you cut them down? Although these people are hateful, it is the officials who are even more hateful. If they were killed, their families would starve to death! I'll let them go this time, and if I dare to do it again next time, I'll not forgive them!" Wang Dalun looked at the robbers and said lightly.
"Then young master, what should we do next? Then into town? Do you want to signal them to bring the carriage over? Wang Qiwa was scared, so he didn't want to be busy with any more private visits.
"Visit, why don't you visit? Do things from the beginning to the end! Wang Dalun took a sip of wine, felt a little warmer, and insisted.
"Young master, let's go into the city like this?" Wang Qiwa pointed to the fur coat exposed in Wang Dalun's old clothes, and said helplessly. This young master is really unreliable, he is dressed like this, who would believe that he is a hungry person, who is not dressed tightly inside, only patches clothes outside.
"Hehe, sometimes the private interview of Weifu doesn't mean that you have to pretend to be much like it, as long as some people know that I do such a thing!" Wang Dalun said very meaningfully.
"I don't understand!" Wang Qiwa shook her head very simply and said.
"If you understand, it's not that you're a little guy, I'm a young master! I've seen a lot of these things, listen to me, let's go! Wang Dalun gave Wang Qiwa's first chestnut funny.
"Young master, you said you wouldn't hit me on the head! I'm stupid, what should I do if I am beaten stupid by you? Wang Qiwa covered her head and protested.
"That's easy to do, I'll help you find a stupid daughter-in-law, two stupid guys!" Wang Dalun said with a smile.
"I don't want to be a stupid daughter-in-law!" Wang Qiwa pouted and protested: "Young master, just tell me what this is for!" I'm curious! ”
"Okay, I'll only say it once, and if you don't understand, it means that you should go and ask for a stupid daughter-in-law!" Wang Dalun decided to explain it after the end, otherwise this baby probably won't be able to sleep at night.
"What is the purpose of the private interview with Weifu? It is nothing more than to know the real situation, but what is the purpose of knowing the real situation? It's nothing more than a better way to do your job. But some things are not as simple as one plus one, so we sometimes have to learn to turn a blind eye. ”
"Now Shaanxi is short of food, and those people who do things, do you say that they have embezzled money and food, this can be known with your toes, what can I do? Kill them all? No, they still have to do things, so I just give them a reminder that I already know the way! ”
Wang Dalun said that he had experience, and when he was at the grassroots level in later generations, counties and cities often clamored for secret visits, but the strange thing is that every time they came to make secret visits, the grassroots could get the news in advance.
As a result, they saw what they wanted to see, and the grassroots dealt with them, and everyone was happy. At first, Wang Dalun thought that the people who visited secretly did not control the good news, but he was sneered at by the old fritters.
The old fritter said: "These news are deliberately released by them!" If it's really stupid, what about the grassroots? What do they do? What about the superiors? ”
"Originally, a lot of things were deceived by the first level! What's in it for them to really debunk? If you are not received, it is still a trivial matter to be complained about, and you will not get anything good if you report the news to the higher-level leader! Originally, many things are well known, but if you really poke it open, it can only mean that you are not sensible! ”
Wang Qiwa thought for a long time, and then he asked very carefully, "Young master, do you mean to be a show?" ”
"Of course!" Wang Dalun nodded.
"That young master, it's all pretending, this hasn't entered the city yet, who are we pretending to be like this! No one can see you on the road with a blue nose and swollen face! Wang Qiwa said very stupidly.
"That's right! I'm dizzy! Send a signal, I'm going to get in the car, I'm freezing to death! Wang Dalun was reminded by Wang Qiwa, and suddenly reacted, it was really a big loss, and he was frozen! (To be continued......)