Chapter 186: The Smell of a Woman

Just Feng Yulan's enthusiasm and generosity, even if it is, the key is that this ice spirit is also self-familiar, and at this moment, the two of them have already put their arms around each other and walked to the backyard.

Zhou Xiaocao said: "That lady, do you want me to help?" ”

Feng Yulan said without looking back: "No need! The matter between our mothers, you big man, what are you fooling around? ”

Zhou Xiaocao touched his nose and said in his heart If it weren't for me, would you know each other? Can you Feng Yulan know a Qinglou person like Bing Ling, or will you Bing Ling have the opportunity to get acquainted with a business master like Feng Yulan? It's all my fault, uncle! Why didn't you let me interfere at this point?

Also, Feng Yulan doesn't care about this, you Bingling girl will dare not listen to my lord when she enters the door for the first time? What a world!

"Well, it's better to be my Axia!"

Zhou Xiaocao muttered, and then heard a voice from behind him: "Thank you Lang Jun for the compliment." ”

Zhou Xiaocao turned around and saw Yan Qixia standing behind her. Zhou Xiaocao salivated and said, "Wife, you are good at light body kung fu, when did you come, why didn't I notice it at all?" ”

Yan Qixia was praised by Zhou Xiaocao, her face was slightly red, and she said, "The concubine body also arrived just now." I think Lang Jun was thinking about the problem and was out of his mind, so he didn't find out about the arrival of the concubine. ”

Zhou Xiaocaoxin said that you still know how to speak! But I heard another voice beside me: "Master, I've been here for a long time, and you haven't noticed it, which proves that I am also good at light body kung fu." ”

Zhou Xiaocao looked angry: "Zhao Zhigao, you roll the calf for me!" Master, I let you watch the house at home, and you let those Zhou clan people come in, which will make our chickens and dogs restless. I haven't settled accounts with you yet! ”

Zhao Zhigao said with a bitter face: "Master, I can't blame me!" They took a big right. I, a slave, can't drive away people. Trapping the master in injustice, right? ”

Zhou Xiaocao asked rhetorically: "They are taking the righteousness, so what do I occupy?" I just have the right time and place and people don't occupy the same thing, so I can only be slaughtered by others? ”

Zhao Zhigao said: "The master occupies the landlord's item, no matter how you say it, this is always your home." ”

"Huh? Makes sense, makes sense! ”

Zhou Xiaocao suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if he had caught some key issues, but he couldn't remember what he had caught for a while. It wasn't until I thought about it that my head hurt that I was forced to let go of my thoughts.

Zhao Zhigao asked, "The master hasn't answered my question yet." Isn't it my kung fu? ”

Zhou Xiaocao shook his head and said, "Definitely! Master, I only pay attention to women, and as for men, because of the wrong smell, they are directly ignored by a certain family. Alas, walking on the street, who goes to see men, isn't it? As the saying goes, everyone looks for him thousands of times, and suddenly looks back. The man was, not wearing underwear! Good poetry, so wet! ”

Zhou Xiaocao took Yan Qixia to the backyard, which was not a place where Zhao Zhigao could often go. Zhao Zhigao stayed where he was. Still thinking: "Smell? Could it be that women have a special smell? How did I never notice? Is it fat-powdered gas? ”

Back in the house, Zhou Xiaocao laughed a few words with the two pretty girls Kou'er and Ginkgo biloba, and felt a wave of sleepiness coming. So he went to bed and slept.

After sleeping for a while, I suddenly noticed that someone was sobbing quietly. Zhou Xiaocao got up with a bone. saw Feng Yulan sitting at the head of the bed, wiping her tears with a handkerchief.

Zhou Xiaocao hurriedly asked, "Oh, my little baby." Who dares to you off? ”

Feng Yulan cried and said, "Xianggong, that Bingling girl is so miserable!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "I know! was sold to the Qinglou, suffered a lot, and met a guy like Du Gongzi who was inferior to a beast, it was really miserable! Didn't I also look at her pitiful and bring her back? ”

Feng Yulan shook her head and said, "No, it's not these. ”

Zhou Xiaocao was surprised: "It's not these, so what's the matter?" ”

Feng Yulan said: "She said that she was stung by a wasp once when she was a child, and her whole face was swollen and tall, dark and green, and she was ridiculed by her friends for two months!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao almost hit the wall: "Could it be that this matter is more harmful than Du Gongzi brought her?" Are you moved by this? ”

Feng Yulan sobbed: "It's not! People just suddenly remembered that when I was a child, I was also stung by a wasp. At that time, I was scared and forgot to cry. Now that I think about it, it really hurts. Woowoo"

"Holy!"

Zhou Xiaocao felt that her face was going to cramp, it had been more than ten years, and now she remembered to cry? A woman is really an unreasonable animal!

You are like a recent news that the tomb of Emperor Yang Guang of Sui was excavated by developers. Back then, Yang Guang killed his brother and father, and molested his own sister, which can be described as a bad thing. His elder brother, Yang Yong, the crown prince of the Great Sui, was given death by his father's edict. A thousand years later, Yang Guang's grave was dug up. And the name of that developer is called Yang Yong! This is really, a gentleman's revenge, a thousand years is not too late!

When a woman is unreasonable, what should you do as a man? Zhou Xiaocao, who has experience in later generations, knows that at this time, there is only one thing he has to do. That is, to accompany Feng Yulan to be sad, even if it is pretended. What do women want? What I want is the feeling of being cared for and cared for! What is the purpose of shooting an advertisement? Can you see whether it is delicious or not, and the quality is not up to par? ! Watching advertisements is to transmit to you a feeling, a kind of pleasure that you will have when you buy my products! This is a good use of the sensual side of women.

Zhou Xiaocao scolded: "That wasp must have seen my lady's watery skin, white and red face, jealousy, must have a bite!" Damn, don't let me meet him again, I'll rape him first, then kill him, rape and kill again! ”

Feng Yulan smiled "poof": "Xianggong, what are you talking about!" How can a worm appreciate beauty and ugliness? Also, I want to see, how did you rape it? ”

Zhou Xiaocao snorted and said, "Joke! Tough on it? I might as well rape you! ”

As he spoke, he was about to throw Feng Yulan on the bed. As soon as Feng Yulan stretched out her hand, she happened to grasp Zhou Xiaocao's "handle", and immediately snorted and said, "Ah! This bane has been erected! ”

Zhou Xiaocao said with a smile: "Is it the root of the bane, won't you know if you try it!" ”

Suddenly, the bed tent was put down, and there was a burst of spring light inside, with the swaying of the big bed, thanks to this is not a building, otherwise, the downstairs must call the police.

It's just that this week, since Xiaocao practiced the Seven Political Divine Skills, the solar storm energy in his body has been completely stimulated, not only is his martial arts strong, but even he has made great progress in any aspect. With a like Feng Yulan, she couldn't make him happy. In the end, Feng Yulan was already curled up on the bed, not wanting to move at all, but Zhou Xiaocao was still interested, and the "bane" was also held high and issued a strong protest.

Feng Yulan stretched out her hand and patted the bane that stood proudly, and said, "Okay, you go to find Sister Xia, I can't do it here." ”

"Okay then."

Zhou Xiaocao was ecstatic for a while, and said in his heart When the two of you serve us together, and have a big sleep together, then it will be enjoyable!

hurriedly got dressed, came to Yan Qixia's room, and "slipped" into Yan Qixia's bed tent. Yan Qixia asked, "Lang Jun, why did you come here at this time?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao smiled lewdly and said, "Haha, I'm going to you, little baby!" ”

Yan Qixia said: "Well, okay. ”

Or my Ah Xia is so wow!

Zhou Xiaocao was overjoyed, and said while undressing Yan Qixia: "You said you slept well, why are you wearing such a thick coat, what do you smell?" ”

A bloody breath came to his face, and Zhou Xiaocao was shocked: "You're not, right?" That's when that thing came! (To be continued......)

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