Chapter 18 Window screen wiping ass - today's three watches

In the boudoir, Zhou Xiaocao was burrowed in the tent, her whole head arched to Feng Yulan's chest, her mouth was snoring and panting, and her hands were also moving.

Feng Yulan's silver bell-like laughter rose again: "Hehehe! Xianggong, when will you be able to unravel this, this is all the time for a stick of incense. ”

Zhou Xiaocao was so angry that he shouted, his grandmother's, this ancient woman's clothes are so difficult to untie, it's hard to see how the lady put them on! No wonder there were few strong children in ancient times, and Nima's protective measures were well done!

In the end, Zhou Xiaocao still couldn't untie Feng Yulan's clothes, and in a fit of anger, he supported it with his hands, and a big mouth was almost like the arch of Zhu Bajie, and he arched in at once and bit the wild grape.

Feng Yulan couldn't stand the stimulation, and her breathing began to become short, but she still held back the numbness in her spine, and gently pushed Zhou Xiaocao's head away, and the corners of Zhou Xiaocao's mouth climbed up with saliva.

"Xianggong, if you are lighter, you will tear your clothes. It's better to take off the concubine herself. ”

Then, Zhou Xiaocao, the animal, watched Feng Yulan take off her shirt in three times and divide five by two, and said in her heart Grandma, it seems that her craft has to be practiced often. In this way, if you marry a room of women in the future, let alone do errands at night, you have to take off your clothes until the middle of the night, what fun is there?

But he didn't dare to say that this kind of thought would come out, and he would be "punished"!

That's right, it's the word "retribution"! I was bullied by women all day long, and now I finally have a chance to turn over! Look at how my eldest son Zhou spreads his wings and revitalizes his husband!

"Wow!"

Zhou Xiaocao roared, threw himself at Feng Yulan's chest, bit the grapes, and grabbed another papaya with one hand, he was very busy. This week, Xiaocao is really a junior brother in this regard, and he has been doing this trick for a long time, and later, it will be about the same rhythm as a child's breastfeeding, and he will make a sound of "tsk" with grapes.

Feng Yulan was teased by him, how could she tolerate Zhou Xiaocao's move? pushed Zhou Xiaocao away, and stripped off the lower half of his body by himself. Then he pulled Zhou Xiaocao and asked him to lie on himself.

How do you know that Xiaocao is really inexperienced this week, Feng Yulan stripped naked, he arched and drilled underneath, and there was a sound of "tsk" again......

Feng Yulan was extremely uncomfortable, as if there were thousands of worms running around in her body, but this dead pig's head actually knew how to eat, eat, eat, eat!

Under the shame and anger, Feng Yulan took advantage of her body and dragged Zhou Xiaocao up, which finally got to the point, Feng Yulan let out a comfortable moan, patted Zhou Xiaocao's body, and made him work harder.

Zhou Xiaocao also felt a tingling in the back socket and began to move.

After a long time, Zhou Xiaocao didn't move again.

Feng Yulan gasped, a few locks of hair stuck to her forehead with sweat, and asked, "What's wrong?" Move, how can the husband give up halfway? ”

Zhou Xiaocao said helplessly: "Waist... My back hurts, and I don't have energy. ”

Feng Yulan turned over and pressed Zhou Xiaocao under her, like the Holy Mother who had just come out of the bath in Yaochi, and like Guanyin sitting in the purple bamboo forest.

After a while, Feng Yulan was also so tired that her back hurt, and she opened her throat and shouted, "You two girls who are eavesdropping outside the door, why don't you come in and help!" ”

Help... Help?! Do you still need help with this kind of thing?

When Zhou Xiaocao heard this, she was so frightened that she almost softened, and then she saw Kou Er and Ginkgo Biloba opening the curtain with a red face and getting in, one holding Feng Yulan's shoulders, and the other standing behind Feng Yulan, and the two began to work together to "assist".

After another two pillars of incense, finally under the operation of the "joint force" of the three women, Zhou Xiaocao reached the peak of an indescribable sense of guilt, pleasure, and the feeling of making a film in front of others that you know......

After finishing their work, Zhou Xiaocao and Feng Yulan were tired enough, and the two pretty maids began to help the two of them clean up. First of all, she wiped it clean, and Kou'er also brought over a porcelain basin, and carefully wiped the underside of the two of them with a thin silk scarf dipped in salt water, which made Zhou Xiaocao's dragon head raise his head angrily again.

Feng Yulan said with a smile: "This time, I just felt that it was really worthwhile to be a woman. ”

Kou'er rolled her eyes, then looked at Zhou Xiaocao and said, "It's still the young master's bravery, and the slave admires it." ”

Zhou Xiaocaoxin said that if you admire, then let's come together, what's the use of just talking about it?

Zhou Xiaocao didn't know that in ancient times, in large families, the maids in the family all "helped" the master to have sex in this way. Don't look at the ancients who are so rigid that they are deadly, that is outside, when you come to your own home, you just come to a group - and no one cares about you, because that is your right.

In this way, the two of them hold a record of an average of three times a day, do you think Xiaocao can be unhappy this week? He was so happy, he saved Boss Zhu's eighty-five taels of silver, if Boss Zhu knew, he would have to come to thank the eldest lady of the Feng family in person.

On the first day of class, Zhou Xiaocao encountered a headache.

Who are you? Xie Qiuyan, the daughter of the prefect's family, didn't know what contraceptive pill she had taken wrong, so she came to listen to the class with the maid Xing'er! Do you think I won't know you when I put on men's clothes and change into a vest?

The girl Xing'er also squeezed her eyebrows at Zhou Xiaocao, in a large group of old men from thirty to sixty years old, these two "rabbit husbands" with fine skin and tender meat are really blinking, and it is difficult not to pay attention to them.

Zhou Xiaocao walked off the podium, passed through the bearded people who were sitting precariously, came to a corner of the room, stood beside the two girls, and asked in a low voice: "I said, you two girls are not good at hiding at home and embroidering, what are you doing here to stir up trouble?" ”

Xie Qiuyan pursed her lips angrily and said, "Hmph! Two days ago, I heard my dad say that a rogue hooligan is going to open a hooligan class. Ben Xiaogongzi came over to take a look, how did you open such a hooligan class, what kind of obscene content you taught, and see what kind of drag you are. ”

Xing'er also said with wide eyes: "Yes, our son-in-law also said that she will also be in charge of the accounts in the future, and she will come to learn what kind of bullshit Zhou's counting method you have." ”

The two of them didn't say this in a low voice like Zhou Xiaocao, they could be heard by everyone in the room. The big guy was not happy to hear this, oh, what do you mean? Our big gang all paid fifty taels of silver for white flowers, and came to learn to play hooligans? All of a sudden, the two "pseudo-sons" were unanimously condemned by a room full of students.

A white-bearded old man was so angry that he scolded: "Young man, I don't know how thick the sky is!" Don't learn to go home and play with the birds! ”

Another said, "Hey! I said, Mr. Zhou, how many people did these two postnators pay for their tuition? Why are there two of them at once? ”

That's right, he reminded everyone, everyone just realized that he only said that it was fifty-two, why did this one still have one?

Xing'er said loudly: "What's the noise, I'm a scholar!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao waved his hand and said, "Everyone, be quiet, be quiet!" Let's leave these two things alone, let's get to class! ”

Apricot opened her throat and screamed, "We're not things!" ”

was pulled by Qiu Yan: "Okay, don't you think it's embarrassing enough?" Speaking of bickering, where are we the opponents of this bad guy! Besides, he can't fight anymore, and he'll do it, we... At that time, we will only have to suffer. ”

A student who looked very dignified said: "Master Zhou, it's not that my old horse looks down on you, it's just that you're your age... Tut-tut, can you teach us? ”

Zhou Xiaocao rolled up his sleeves: "As the saying goes, ambition is not high, and Yao Ming is not ambitious." Today, let Mr. Zhou and I tell you about it, let's wipe your ass with a window screen and show your hand! ”

PS: Yuguo said, I have collected ten plus one chapter, and three more today.