This crazy cover area, starting from here in the forest, set off the first waves.

Zhang Er's door was filled with countless people coming in and out every day, and on the first day he got the news, he almost caused a stampede and rushed into Zhang Er's "office".

At first, a small group of people noticed the notice, and when the notice was posted, there was a lively discussion.

"Anyone who voluntarily signs up can get an official position in the future, and the size of the official position depends on the specific ability, and you can go to Zhang Er's place to register, and the limit is 1,000 people."

The moment the news was released, it was extremely energetic, and the small number of people dancing and cheering attracted more people to watch.

So a small group of people suddenly thought: "The number of people recruited this time is limited, if you can sign up within a thousand, won't you become an official?" ”

Thinking together, they couldn't help but be happy, and with red eyes, they pushed aside the crowd and ran towards Zhang Er.

When the others saw it, they suddenly realized this, and ran frantically towards Zhang Er's house.

The others who had not yet read the notice were very nervous by their affection, and an adult who had migrated was startled when he saw it.

"Did some migratory beast rush in? Ah! Come on! Run! He whined, beckoned to the others, and ran after the "vanguard".

Originally, everyone was going to figure out what was going on, but seeing that the others were so nervous, they couldn't help but be suspicious.

"Oops! How are they running around! Let's ask someone? ”

"Hey~ Why are you running!"

The man whined, just waved at them, and then ran.

"What's the situation? Or. Let's keep up? ”

"Yes, let's follow!"

People who didn't figure out the situation. Just blindly followed the crowd and ran wildly, kicking up a puff of smoke and dust in the streets.

It didn't take long. Countless people crowded in front of Zhang Er's door, and according to Zhang Er's door, there was a ping-pong bang, and one person wrote a line of words and threw it in through the window.

Before Zhang Er got up, he was woken up by a notebook, and opened it to take a look: "Open the door and check the water meter!" ”

What a mess! Zhang Er was furious, pulled the gate gate, and boomed. Everyone rushed in, and before the pathetic Zhang Er could react, he was buried in the sea of people, and a pair of feet stepped on him one after another.

"Holy! You dare to step on me! Smack...... "A mud-stained shoe stepped on his face.

Finally the room was crowded, Zhang Er couldn't stand up, and no one could hear the call, so he could only cry out and crawl out little by little.

He crawled very hard, thinking to himself what kind of sin he had created. I don't usually offend anyone, why did everyone raid my nest?

He thought silently, how could he get the same fate as Mine Eleven and Li Liang? You're going to trample me to death, so give me a reason!

Finally. He crawled to the door, which was a little less crowded, and he stood up. There were still many people at the door with blank faces.

He didn't dare to identify himself and brought in someone. I took out the notebook and asked, "Dude, what a big mistake did this Zhang Er make." Why did so many people beat him? ”

The man was stunned: "I don't know, at first I thought it was a beast invasion, but it turned out that he was here to fight Zhang Er!" Hum! That Zhang Er must have done something that people and gods are angry about, I can't wait to kick him a few times and kick him to death! ”

Zhang Er's tears flowed and he was extremely injured......

He said that he was very calm: "Brother, listen to me, although that Zhang Er is hateful, but what about it, you can't punish him privately, you have to hand him over to the Criminal Department, investigate clearly, we can't wronged good people!" Wang Yang said that now is a society with a legal system. ”

When the man heard this, he gave a thumbs up: "Reasonable! Thanks for the reminder. ”

"You're welcome."

"But your face is covered in mud, do you want me to wipe it off for you?"

"Don't!" Zhang Er was terrified: "This is the latest skin whitening technique, according to scientists, the soil contains a variety of trace elements needed by the skin, and there is the plant essence decomposed from decaying plants, coupled with the warm natural fragrance, which can make the skin rejuvenated and radiant!" ”

The man gave a thumbs up in admiration: "You know so much!" ”

The back room was already in a mess, and everyone overturned Zhang Er's table and lifted his bed.

"What about the two Zhang?"

"I don't know! Not here! ”

"Scared! Not here? Get out there and find him! ”

The red-eyed crowd turned their guns again and ran out, but Zhang Er, who was standing at the door, was pushed to the ground again before he could react.

When everyone dispersed, on the empty street, Zhang Er was trampled on and couldn't move.

"Yikes! Why did you get on the ground again? Oh yes, you're taking care of your skin. "It's still that person who is righteous enough to stay by Zhang Er's side.

Zhang Er cried and wrote: "Go and find the officials of the Criminal Department, just say that I know where Zhang Er is, and he wants to turn himself in!" Oh, by the way, go find some scientists, Zhang Er is seriously injured! Need urgent medical attention! ”

"Good! You wait, I'll go! ”

A day later, Zhang Er came out of the criminal department with bandages and crutches.

The official of the Criminal Department looked at his rickety figure and asked the others suspiciously: "He said that he made a mistake and wanted to turn himself in and admit his mistake, but I don't know what crime he committed, and he himself doesn't know, what should I do?" ”

A farce fell like this, and one after another huge waves were set off on the wheat field, and the wheat officials who had learned Zhang Er's lesson were ready to be dug into the ground and found out.

So he stood in the crowd generously, but before he could write a sentence that everyone was safe and impatient, he was pounced on by everyone's hungry dogs, pulling and pulling.

"Don't rob you! He's mine! ”

"Get out of the way! He's mine! ”

A minute later, the official was standing naked in the middle of the crowd, his arms and legs were stretched blue and purple, and if no one dared to fight, it is estimated that a fight would have started a long time ago.

It's a pity that everyone can't fight, so they have to use this official as a rope and start a tug-of-war, the two sides are evenly matched and powerful, and the official wants to scold angrily: "Whoever pulls me again, I won't let him sign up!" ”

It's a pity that it takes time to write, so everyone ignored him, pulled and pulled, clicked, and dislocated......

When they arrived on the grassland, this farce was pushed to the top, and the officials of various tribes thoroughly absorbed the lesson this time, and as soon as they received the news, especially the two officials were worse than the other.

They turned pale in an instant, and quickly wrote: "Whoever dares to disrupt the order, I will not register him!" ”

snapped it, and it hit his chest, and then he felt that it was inappropriate, so he posted another one on his back, and finally simply wrote a few more and posted it on his body, fully armed.

The order calmed down, but after signing up for a certain number of places, everyone found that their places were too small, and there was an explanation in the notice, saying that you were very important, you needed to raise animals, and you couldn't just leave.

Others don't know what you do, so there are fewer places.

This wording should be considered very smart, the number of places is small, not to treat them differently, but to praise them for being too capable, if they leave, others will not be able to take over.

Who knew that when everyone heard this, they were immediately angry, what is called our ability, but there are few places! If you don't let us be officials, you want our lives.

Everyone wants to make trouble, but they can't make trouble here, it should be said that they don't want to make trouble either, but they are very angry and hold their stomachs.

Ma Yi and his tribe thought that they couldn't let everyone hold back like this, and they had to dissipate everyone's anger in another way.

So they pondered to deceive everyone, and once they made a white lie, they told everyone.

"Don't worry, our group is full, but other groups are not necessarily full, when we meet them, you can go to them to sign up."

When the people heard this, they were justified, and their anger turned away.

This is indeed a good thing, isn't the anger gone? But they don't know what everyone thinks, and everyone thinks that when they meet other groups, they may not be the first to sign up.

If you sneak over first, won't you have a chance?

The breeding of thoughts is powerful, and when a person thinks about it, that person cannot go to other groups by himself, it is too dangerous.

So he consulted with a few of his friends who had a good time.

"How? Dude, shall we? ”

"But shall we talk to the others? Otherwise, it will not be good for everyone to get up and find that we are gone. ”

"Hey~ No need, it's just a few of us, it doesn't matter if there are a few of us."

"But it's still a little bad, if you don't say it, everyone thinks we're lost, and it's not good to go to us."

"Well, then you can talk to everyone tomorrow, and we will sneak away tonight."

So the men began to slip away.

The next day, everyone found that those people were gone, and they couldn't help but be startled, and the person who stayed hurriedly said to everyone: "They were in a hurry to sign up for other groups, and they left last night." ”

"What! Really gone? Didn't even say a word to us, just left! It's so irresponsible! ”

The officials were just angry, but they didn't think about anything else.

But they don't want to, what will ordinary people think? They regretted it one by one, and always felt that they had suffered a loss, so they secretly planned to find an opportunity to slip away.

So, one by one, the small groups slipped away, and the next day everyone looked at it and was dumbfounded.

"I%¥#...... What's the situation? Halfway through? "The officials vomited blood.

Those who stayed to deliver the news were also speechless, their companions thought so, it doesn't matter how many people go, but you go a few, he walks a few, and it's gone!

"Maintain order! Be sure to keep the animals alive and keep them running! ”

The situation on the grassland instantly became extremely chaotic, and when the news reached Wang Yang's ears, Wang Yang suddenly jumped to his feet: "Do you want to be mixed up!" How did it come to this? (To be continued......)