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Wherever a woman goes, it will immediately become fragrant, the smell of fat powder makes Yun Zheng's nose very uncomfortable, and after sneezing twice, she had to walk out of the grass nest under Lan Lan's resentful gaze, the fat powder gas is particularly thick in the grass nest, Yun Zheng is very worried that he will be smoked by the breath and faint. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Wang Anshi was much better there, probably in order to distinguish himself from the dirty Liao people on the grassland, he bathed very diligently, there were no lice on his head, and there seemed to be no lice in his collar.

In the grass nest where he lived, apart from the smell of pine smoke and ink, there was only a strong smell of alcohol.

Yun Zheng is not averse to the smell of alcohol, and even likes it a little, if he also drinks alcohol, the smell of alcohol will disappear completely.

Except for the fact that you can't light a fire, the rest of the feeling is very good, working in a damp tent during the day, and going back to sleep in the grass nest at night, which is very comfortable.

The high-ranking officers in the army are treated in this way, and the wounded soldiers are naturally the same, and the classification of the upper and lower levels in the western army is very strict, but the wounded soldiers are not among them.

Sitting in the grass nest and watching the rainstorm makes people have a feeling of returning to childhood, Wang Anshi enjoyed this feeling very much, holding the wine pot and staring at the rainstorm outside for a long time, before turning his head and saying to Yun Zheng: "When I looked outside, the old man suddenly remembered the naughty appearance of his youth, my father looked around in the heavy rain for me who was nowhere to be seen, and finally saw a grass house made of branches on the edge of the pigsty, and after lifting the rag curtain, I found that I had fallen asleep inside, and there was water under me." ”

Yun Zheng found a suitable piece of sheep bone and stuffed it in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Beaten?" ”

Wang Anshi shook his head sadly and said, "No, it's not that my father is reluctant to beat me, but because I'm sick and have silver dust all over my body." The doctor said that I was damp and cold, and that the disease had plagued me for almost my life, and even in Tokyo, my illness did not get better. Every time I take a shower, it's a great pain for me. ”

Yun Zheng nodded and said, "That kind of disease lingers like a maggot on the tarsal bone, it's very terrifying. The floating yang is about to come out, and the yin and dampness are fighting. Dry and damp stay together, and the insects come out of the cast. Scratch the skin and blood to the strands, undress and burn the charcoal. When it is comfortable, it is even more self-contained. Call a doctor for urgent treatment. Don't hesitate to scatter your money. There is happiness and suffering, and comfort is not what you want"

Hearing Yun Zheng read the poem he wrote, Wang Anshi was very surprised and hurriedly said, "How did you know that the old man was sick?" The old man thought he was hiding it well. ”

Yun Zheng spit out the sheep bone in his mouth and said, "Everyone in Tokyo knows that as long as I attend a drinking party, someone will always read this poem of yours." Then discuss your condition together and see if there is a cure. ”

Wang Anshi smiled bitterly: "I'm afraid you're laughing at the old man, right?" ”

Yun Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "I know and ask!" ”

Wang Anshi laughed and said: "There is really no secret in the city of Tokyo, the concubine of the Wen Yanbo family specializes in stealing beautiful young men in the street market, and the matter of throwing the dying man out after a few days must not be hidden, right?" ”

Yun Zheng's eyes widened and he shook his head blankly and said, "This is the first time I've heard of it, let's talk about it, let's talk about it carefully." ”

Wang Anshi laughed heartily, pointed at Yun Zheng and said, "It's really a pleasure in the world to talk to you!" ”

Yun Zheng nodded with a smile and said, "It's only pleasant to talk like this, there is something to say." There are praises, and only in this way can an interesting topic be continued.

If just one person talks endlessly, the rest of the people listen. That's a class, not a conversation, what's the matter, you're cured? ”

Wang Anshi lifted his robe to reveal his mottled chest and said: "It's really strange, the old man went to work in Linchuan with his father when he was young, and he got sick there, and he sought medical advice countless times over the years. None of them worked, but after the north went out of Yanmen Pass. The scabies on the body slowly fell off, and to this day, there is not a single scabies on the whole body.

In the past, when it was rainy and rainy, it was the time when the old man was in pain. Where is there such a mood to enjoy the torrential rain with wine now. ”

"Li Taibai said that I am born to be useful, you Wang Jiefu is destined to show your ambitions in this Yanyun land, the reason why your illness was not good before was because you delayed coming to Yanyun, this is God's punishment for you, and now you have come to Yanyun Land, you are destined to use what you have learned in your chest here, so your illness will be cured without medicine."

Wang Anshi looked at Yun Zheng carefully and said slowly: "What Changsheng said is very reasonable!" ”

Yun Zheng smiled bitterly and said: "Brother Jiefu, I fled to the sea because I really had no way to gain a foothold in the Great Song Dynasty, the righteousness of the monarch and the courtiers, the friendship of the emperor, were all torn apart by the emperor, and if you don't go, you can't do it, why do you have to find such a lame reason to leave the court, and want to die of old age?" ”

Wang Anshi smiled: "Guess! ”

Yun Zheng took a sip of wine and said, "No time, it's your freedom to stay in Yanyun and suffer, so I don't want to care so much." ”

Wang Anshi mysteriously beckoned to Yun Zheng to get closer, and when Yun Zheng leaned his head over, Wang Anshi whispered: "If you are close, you are not inferior, and if you are far away, you are resentful."

Yun Zheng sat up straight and said disdainfully: "You directly said that only women and the emperor are difficult to raise, why do you have to say it so secretly." ”

Wang Anshi smiled and said: "This is the old man's experience for many years, today I will tell you that I would rather let the emperor complain about you, than let the emperor be unwilling to deal with you, far away, although he is complaining about you, but he still misses you in his heart, when he asks the ministers around him to get a good answer, he will naturally think of you who are far away in the sky, at that time, in the eyes of the emperor, the important ministers around him are all stupid, only those in the distance are capable ministers, cadres."

At this time, you only need to say a few words or do a few things according to the emperor's heart, and you will soon become a capable minister in the eyes of the emperor. ”

Yun Zheng snorted and said: "You can still say that you are far away when you stay in Yanyundi, and you can also say that you are a capable minister of the Great Song Dynasty, I ran a little far, the emperor may not be able to remember, even if he remembers me, it is not called missing, but remembering!" ”

"As long as the war resumes, the emperor will naturally miss the good generals."

Yun Zheng looked at Wang Anshi in surprise and said, "I've been a royal eagle dog for so many years, do you think I'm not enough?" The reason why I want to be a pirate is because I want to give myself a free life.

Lao Tzu stood at the bow of the boat, hung a skull flag, carried a knife, robbed whoever was not pleasing to the eye, and killed whoever hated it, just wanted to disperse the bird gas he had received over the years, and then happily took his wife to find a fairyland on earth to spend the rest of his life, and he didn't plan to be an eagle dog for Zhao Song again. ”

Wang Anshi nodded and said, "It seems that Pang Xiang's hard work is not going to accept it?" ”

Yun Zheng said angrily: "You don't know the story of Xiao He and Han Xin, right?" At the beginning, Xiao He recommended Han Xin to Han Gaozu to his death, which can be said to be careless, but what happened later? Wasn't it Xiao He who killed Han Xin?

He Pang Ji has the heart to be Xiao He, and I Yun Zheng don't have the heart to be Han Xin, now, Lao Tzu even sleeps with the emperor's woman, just this one, as long as Pang Ji thinks that I am dispensable, I can escort my whole family to the vegetable market to behead the public, and then Lao Tzu will not even have room to fight back.

Tell me, what do they all think? Think I'm Yun Zheng a big idiot? ”

Wang Anshi said with a smile: "I'd rather be the king of grass in the mountains than take over Zhu Zigui in the court, your choice is somewhat ancient, admire, admire, as long as it is a person who can put it down immediately, the old man will bow his hand and say admiration."

It's just that the barren mountains and grasses have wronged you. ”

"Who told you that I would make my home in the barren mountains and meadows? Can't I settle down in a fairy treasure land where peach blossoms bloom, grass is everywhere, flowers are ungrateful in all seasons, and evergreen fruits are in four seasons?

Wang Jiefu, don't forget, Penglai, Abbot, and Yingzhou are all at sea, in case I find the elixir of immortality on the island, do you want to give you a copy? ”

Wang Anshi said angrily: "Full of firewood, where did you come from the overseas immortal mountain, you don't want to make the world know about the nonsense." ”

Wang Anshi was very scared, he already knew what Yun Zheng was going to do, and the mentality of the game just now immediately became extremely upright. (To be continued)

ps: The first chapter is delivered,