Qin Hui knelt down. But Ximenqing did not correct his posture problems, he was only strict with the living, and he was always generous to the dead.

"You want to die?"

"No, no, no......"

"You want to live?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Then, give me a good explanation of your origin."

"Little brother obeys, obeys!"

It turns out that this Qin Hui was a dead house in his previous life, his profession is a senior sailor, he fights on the Internet every day, and earns enough five cents, so he has a sharp eye and a fast pen, thick skin and black heart, and consciously has the basic qualities of a generation of traitors.

Opportunities always belong to those who are prepared, this dead house takes off with fantasy all day long, the Chinese dream has not yet been realized, and his dream of crossing has come true first. When he woke up, he found himself lying in a strange bed in ancient times, clutching his knock-off fruit machine and solar panels in his hands - his soul was pierced.

After all, he has experienced strong winds and waves on the Internet, and this product quickly adjusted his mentality, in addition to not being very satisfied with his name, he was originally a senior dwarf and poor, and he looked at the sissy face in his bronze mirror, and he was extremely proud.

Ximenqing couldn't help but ask: "People are ashamed of their name from the Song Dynasty, and I am ashamed of my surname Qin before the grave - why don't you change your name?" ”

Er Qin Hui made a bitter face: "Back to the words of the eldest brother, I also want to change it-but who let me have a father who is not dead?" ”

Co-authored these two Qin Hui also have a father guardianship! Ximen Qing thought that Qin Hui's father used to be a county magistrate, once the Qing prefect, 100,000 snowflakes and silver, the incorruptible prefect could make 100,000, although Qin Hui's father was a county magistrate, even if he couldn't get 100,000, it shouldn't be a problem to get 99,999. Take a look at Erqin Hui's sissy face! At a glance, I knew that this was a corrupt official cub who was slammed from chickens, ducks, fish and meat to the big one, and ordinary people couldn't regulate it at all.

Ximenqing asked with concern: "Where is your home?" ”

Erqin Hui answered all questions: "The younger brother has passed through and is in Nanjing." ”

"Oh! Jiangning Mansion. Ximenqing smiled happily. Satisfied, his fingers stretched out, and his phalanges rattled.

The second Qin Hui didn't know his face, and he was still chattering there: "Although the little brother has become Qin Hui, he also has a selfish heart, and I think that using the name Qin Hui to break out a few streets can be regarded as subverting history?" I didn't expect a mountain to be a mountain high, I didn't know Mount Tai with my eyes, but I met my eldest brother today, and I knew what the real subversion was! Respect for the eldest brother, virtue is worthy of heaven and earth, the world is mighty, ancient and modern are incomparably ......"

Ximenqing intercepted: "Stop! ! You still want to break through a few streets, Crazy Boy has seen too much, right? ”

Erqin Hui laughed wryly.

Ximen Qingyi waved his hand: "Go on, your story should still be very long, pinch unnecessary sycophants, and explain your relationship with Luo Zhenren in Erxian Mountain, Jiugong County, Jizhou." ”

Erqin Hui nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes!" Let's put it this way, after the younger brother understood the current situation, he was shocked by the eldest brother, and I thought at the time, Ximen Qing can change history, did you cross over? But when I inquired later, you neither plagiarized poetry nor invented cannons, I felt that there was no such possibility, this should be a parallel universe, so I wanted to take refuge in you, big brother, to be a generation of celebrities, to enjoy a lifetime of glory and wealth, no risk, high returns, cool! ”

When he said this, Er Qin Hui wiped his face, and turned from dream to anger: "Who knows if you are not afraid of no good things, but you are afraid that there are no good people - when the younger brother was carefully preparing to go to Liangshan, somehow, he came to a purple void view, and there was a room of monks and Taoists sitting in it, this group of people is not a good thing, and they fooled me in unison, saying that I am a great man from heaven and a dead man, and I must suffer a little hardship or something first, forcing the little brother to come to Liangshan and usurp the throne of the eldest brother!" The younger brother has always admired the eldest brother, and he is loyal, and he will not bother to die if he dies! But those monks and Taoists led by Luo Zhenren actually threatened me with my family - I am a filial son! There was no way, so in the end, I had to succumb to those immortal elders with tears in my eyes, and I came here involuntarily! As she spoke, the sissy couldn't help choking, and her peach blossom eyes were full of tears.

Ximenqing nodded sympathetically: "Oh-it turned out to be sauce!" ”

Erqin Hui also nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes!" It's all the fault of those old bald donkeys, who dared to touch the tiger's ass of the eldest brother! If you don't die, you won't die, if the eldest brother can't swallow this breath, the younger brother will lead the way, let's lead 100,000 horses to level the mountain, and also give the eldest brother a bad breath! ”

Ximen Qing groaned: "The old miscellaneous hair is Luo Zhenren, who is the old bald donkey?" ”

Erqin Hui was dumbfounded: "This ...... I can't remember ......"

Ximenqing waved his hand: "It's okay, anyway, I'll understand when I go." ”

Erqin Hui nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes!" The younger brother is willing to be the pawn of the eldest brother, and pull the old bald donkey in front of the eldest brother - not afraid of the eldest brother's jokes, the younger brother has not killed anyone since he came to this world! The younger brother is willing to slaughter the monk and Taoist priest and make a name in the Water Margin to show the loyalty of the younger brother to the eldest brother! ”

Ximen Qing smiled: "You want to mess with me?" ”

Erqin Hui slammed his head on the ground: "Ask the eldest brother to contain the younger brother!" Although the younger brother doesn't have great skills, we have all crossed over, and it's good to say something to relieve boredom! ”

Ximen Qing said leisurely: "In this case, I will test you one thing, to be honest, this matter can only tell you - outsiders say that I am righteous Bo Yuntian, in fact, I have already coveted Wu Dalang's wife Pan Jinlian, I only hate how many people are staring at her, and I can't get on her safely - if you have a clever plan to help me achieve good things, you will definitely be indispensable!" ”

Er Qin Hui perked up when he heard this, and showed a lewd smile: "Big brother, the little brother doesn't dare to protect the things on the side, this kind of trivial matter is wrapped up in me-big brother, you come here with your ears - as long as this and this, and then like this and this, ...... like this"

After listening, Ximen Qing exclaimed: "He is worthy of being a modern otaku!" This brain is good! In this way, not only did Wu Dalang die cleanly, but even Wu Song couldn't pick out any thorns, and the people of the world had to continue to praise me for my righteousness, and Pan Jinlian had to obey me with all his heart! You're really a talent! By the way, you Celestial Empire citizen—ah no! What is the name on the national ID card? ”

Er Qin Hui was praised by Ximen Qing, and his face was flushed with excitement: "If you go back to the eldest brother, the younger brother's name is Ye Feng." ”

When Ximen Qing heard this, he vomited: "It turns out that your name is also Ye Feng?" ”

Erqin Hui Ye Feng said hesitantly: "Big brother...... About the benefits that the younger brother deserves...... There is a saying that I don't know whether to say or not......"

Ximenqing waved his hand generously: "If there is a fart, let it go!" ”

Erqin Hui Ye Feng hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes, yes, big brother, in fact, the younger brother has admired that Pan Jinlian for a long time, if the eldest brother is done, one day when he gets tired of playing, can he let the younger brother also plug in?" You think! How lonely is it to play alone? If the eldest brother is walking in the back, and the younger brother is deep throating in the front, and our two brothers encourage each other to cooperate, what kind of momentum will it have? ……”

Ximen Qing applauded again and again: "Talent! Lao Tzu really picked up a treasure, the sky is above, and he didn't let you run to other places - do you have anything else to explain? ”

Erqin Hui Ye Feng smiled dryly: "Big brother, don't look at me like this, little brother is afraid!" ”

Ximenqing smiled: "The sensitivity is good!" Even when the deadline is approaching, do you feel it? ”

Erqin Hui Ye Fengqi said: "What big line is coming?" ”

Ximenqing sighed: "It's terrible to be uneducated - to put it in layman's terms, it means to die." ”

With a "bang", Erqin Hui Ye Feng knelt down for Ximen Qing again, with a handful of snot and tears: "Big brother, I am loyal to you......"

"Fuck you!" Ximen Qing's face changed suddenly, and he was so cold that he almost froze Erqin Juniye Feng's heart, "With something like you, you are also worthy of calling me big brother?" When I tried you on the topic of Pan Jinlian just now, if you could have a little hesitation, I would have spared your life - unfortunately, you have an evil heart and have lost your way to life, so you have to complain that I am ruthless! ”

Erqin Hui Ye Feng couldn't imagine that a misfortune would happen by patting his ass, and he cried and pounced on him to hug Ximenqing's thigh: "Big brother, for the sake of us all crossing over, spare the little brother's life!" ”

Ximen Qing flew up with a kick and kicked Erqin Juniper Ye Feng straight to the wall, and his whole body was closed again, unable to move. Ximenqing put away his anger, sat down with a smile, looked at Erqin Juniye Feng, who was leaning against the wall like a star painting, and said leisurely: "Think about it, what should I do with you?" After all, you are a modern person, and cutting off your head is more primitive, which does not fit your identity as a traverser-ah! Pregnant! You just said you wanted to play deepthroat, didn't you? I'll let you deepthroat to death, and it's also a merit! ”

In the midst of laughter, Ximenqing pulled out a piece of rice paper, picked up the pen, wrote a few words, and displayed it in front of Erqin Juniper Ye Feng.

"Give you one last chance to live—if only you can understand the meaning of these words—I'll spare you!"

Erqin Juniper Ye Feng finally came back to his senses, and when he heard that there was a chance to live, he cried with joy, and looked at the paper with his eyes wide open, but he couldn't help but feel half cold-the words on the paper were really modern, and they were absolutely out of the category of ancient texts-4g/kg.

Ximen Qing smiled: "Do you see what this means?" ”

Erqin Juniper Ye Feng said in a trembling voice: "I...... I ......"

Ximenqing sighed: "It's time." The wheels of history began to turn slowly again, the doors of heaven slowly closed, and hell opened its bloody jaws, just waiting for you to fall. ”

Erqin Hui Ye Feng begged for mercy again, and was slapped back into his stomach by Ximen Qing with a mouth with teeth and blood.

Ximen Qingpu said: "4g/kg, is your death verdict - salt is an indispensable nutrient for human life, but if it is excessive, it will be fatal, the fatal ratio is calculated according to a person's weight, only four grams per kilogram, if you weigh 80 kilograms, the lethal amount of salt is 320 grams, this has been scientifically rigorously calculated, there is absolutely no problem - but for the sake of insurance, I will help you prepare 30 catties and 2 taels of salt!" This is a pure natural additive-free green food, genuine, no deception. ”

Looking at the Erqin juniper Ye Feng whose eyes were unprecedentedly large, Ximen Qing smiled and said: "After eating so much salt, you will begin to dehydrate - organs, brains, and various soft tissues will gradually die, this process must be very wonderful, perfectly in line with your noble identity as a traverser - however, I think you must be unwilling to withdraw from the stage of history, this cooperation is really a trouble, so, I will let people play with you deep throat - insert a big funnel in your mouth and stomach, There will be someone who will gently send the salt down the funnel for you, and you will never forget to deepthroat before you die, then I will fulfill you! ”

Looking at Erqin Juniper Ye Feng's eyes again, Ximen Qing spread his hands: "Don't face me with such a grateful eye!" Otherwise, I wouldn't mind adding some nonchalant barb spikes to the funnel tube, and you'd be ecstatic with the stimulation of salt! ”

Qin Hui closed his eyes, and suddenly burst into tears, whimpering.

Ximenqing patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, and said gently: "Remember that when you face temptation in the next life, it is good to keep your conscience for yourself!" ”

After speaking, Ximen Qing turned around and went out, leaving Erqin Juniye Feng in the eternal darkness. This is exactly what it is:

Not all the protagonists of the crossing, only the criteria are determined by the heart. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.