Chapter 44: Raise the middle finger in front of you

It was late at night, and the footsteps of soldiers patrolling could occasionally be heard outside the quiet house, sometimes far away, sometimes near, and the sound was very clear.

The oil lamp in the house was dim and hot.

"Grandma, finally have a hot shower again. If you can have a foot massage or a whole body loose after taking a bath, you can get through this day......"

Liu He sat in the half-human-high bathtub, bending his arms and scratching the part of the back of his neck that was difficult to reach down, while talking to himself.

After coming out of Zhaojiabao, Liu He never had a chance to take a hot bath, at most he jumped into the nameless stream or pool in Funiu Mountain between the roads to wash off.

The water in the mountains is clear and clean, but it's not as comfortable as sitting in a large wooden tub and soaking in a hot bath. What's even more annoying is that there are no daily chemical products in soap and shampoo to use at this time, so Liu He always feels that his "waist-length" long hair has never been washed!

The ancients paid attention to "the parents of the body's hair and skin should not be abandoned", so boys will not cut their hair and shave their heads at will before the weak crown, that is, before the age of 20, at most trim the ends of their hair shorter, and then tie them into a bun at the back of their heads, and then wrap them with a turban.

The general environment is like this, and Liu He has no choice but to untie the "long hair to the waist" hair and dare not cut it short at will. He is a close attendant of the emperor and the son of the Taifu, and his words and deeds must conform to etiquette, otherwise he will not be ridiculed behind his back or even questioned in person.

Although the ancients wore a crown or bun on their heads, regardless of gender, don't think that the ancients didn't pay attention to personal hygiene. In fact, during the Qin and Han dynasties, the rule of washing hair every three days and bathing every five days was formed, so that the government gave officials a day off every five days, which was also called "rest and bath".

The ancients mainly used soaphorn powder or pig Ling powder for shampooing. Zhu Ling is only used by wealthy people, which adds some spices, and there is a strong aroma between the hair strands after use, and ordinary people can only use cheap soap horn to wash their hair.

Liu He now lives in Jizhou Mu's mansion, naturally he is not an ordinary family, so he reached out and grabbed a handful of Zhu Ling powder, then lowered his head, let his long hair hang down into the water, and began to rub his hands vigorously.

As a high-grade guest like Liu He, Han Fu was originally a slave who arranged to sleep at night, but Liu He has not fully adapted to the "corrupt and degenerate" lifestyle of the official eunuchs of the Han Dynasty, so after the two little "Lori" who obviously have not yet grown their hair poured him bath water, he was driven outside and was not allowed to come in.

Liu He never felt that he was the unruly Yanagishita Megumi, oh, by the way, there doesn't seem to be Yanagishita Megumi in this era. But if he meets the girl he likes or likes, he doesn't mind having a "physical practice" that combines knowledge and action, after all, "a small masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation hurts the body, and a strong masturbation is gone", and it is always a pleasant thing to find a suitable woman to accompany the pillow without masturbation.

It's a pity that since he woke up, Liu He has basically spent time in a hurry and calculation, and has not had a chance to completely relax and enjoy his body and mind. When he was in Qu Jiabao, the Qu family offered two fourteen or fifteen-year-old Loli to him to sleep, and he could see his face and plate, but Liu He couldn't eat it after all.

Nima, a fourteen-year-old, a fifteen-year-old, the next generation is the age of the second and third years of junior high school, how can you make Liu Heqing, who longed for being a people's teacher in your previous life? Although there is no shortage of cold and unscrupulous principals and teachers in later generations, there are some exciting things to open houses with primary school students, but Liu He, who is a "four-have youth", has the bottom line and discipline of being a man and doing things!

As a human being in two lives, Liu He secretly warned himself that even if he wanted to open meat, he had to be a woman over eighteen years old, otherwise everything would not be discussed!

Because there were some strange thoughts in his heart, Liu He only let the two maids make the bed and fold the quilt and tie their hair in lavender when he was in Qujiabao, but he never let the two maids sleep together, and I don't know how Qu Meng's little pot friend felt when he left?

is also because there is a woman named Tang Ji in his memory, so when Liu He passed through Yecheng, he was not in the mood to find out if there was a beautiful woman named Zhen Mi there, and in the end, Liu He did not go to Yingchuan.

The courtyard where Liu He lived belonged to the courtyard in the state governor's mansion, and on both sides of his house lived Wang Yue's apprentices and Li Yan and others, and the remaining twenty guards were arranged by Han Fu to another place.

Everyone understands people, since Liu He is willing to send him to the door as a hostage, and Han Fu knows that Wang Yue's master and apprentice have martial arts that come and go freely, so there is no problem of mutual vigilance and calculation.

If Liu He was afraid that Han Fu would harm him, why did he expose his whereabouts and enter the urn himself? If Han Fu was worried that Liu He was plotting against him, why did he take him into the mansion and lure the wolf into the house?

Because there is no need to rush and hide for the time being, this night, including Liu and himself, the group of people who came out of Nanyang slept very soundly and were tired, and when they woke up, it was already dawn.

Compared with Liu He's relaxation and calmness, some other people in Gaoyi City spent a long night of tossing and turning.

After losing his temper, Gao Gan sent someone to send news outside the city overnight, sending Liu He's arrival in Gaoyi to Yuan Shao's military camp far east of Fucheng.

Although it is difficult for Liu He to affect the overall situation now, Gao Gan is always a little uneasy in his heart. Yuan Shao has always trusted Gao Gan, but in the matter of forcing Han Fu to surrender, he knew that he was not sloppy, so he didn't dare to make decisions at this critical juncture, so it was better to report to Yuan Shao first.

After returning from Han Fu's house, he was not idle, and he immediately wrote a letter to Zhang He, in which he analyzed in detail the crisis that Jizhou was currently facing.

The so-called crisis is not a pejorative term, but an opportunity hidden in danger. As long as Zhang He can withstand Yuan Shao's attack in the next period of time, and Liu Yu can really follow Gongsun Zhan and wave his troops south, then the next situation is that the Quartet forces are holding each other down in Jizhou, and at that time, it is Han Fu's side that is on the defensive who can benefit the most.

Seeing that the weather is getting colder, as long as the war drags into the cold winter, Yuan Shao and Gongsun Zhan will have to retreat and return to their respective nests, and the danger in Jizhou will be lifted.

What's more critical is that Liu Yu's son is obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp, and when he returns to Youzhou, I am afraid that Gongsun Zhan's life will not be easy in the future. Just look at the way he behaved this time, he was still on the way home, so he began to help him Lao Tzu deal with others, how could this kind of short-term guy sit back and watch Gongsun Chan continue to persecute his father?

At noon on the second day, Han Fu adopted Liu He's suggestion and generously invited important civil and military officials in Gaoyi City to Fuzhong, the theme of which was to pick up the wind and wash the dust for Liu Shizhong, the special envoy of the Son of Heaven passing through Gaoyi.

The scale of the banquet was not large, and most of the participants were acquaintances who looked up and did not look down, in order to show their enthusiasm, Han Fu even sent someone to invite Gao Gan over.

At this moment, the scene became extremely lively and weird.

When Liu He saw Gao Gan, he was really taken aback. In his memory, Gao Gan is just a not very famous military general under Yuan Shao, and it is estimated that he is at the same level as Chun Yuqiong and Zhang Nan, anyway, he is far less brave than Yan Liang and Wen Chou.

In fact, it was the fictional novel "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" that influenced Liu He. In fact, Gao Gan's status in Yuan Shao's camp is quite high, and his ability is also very prominent.

Historically, after Yuan Shao annexed the four prefectures of Hebei, You, He, and Qing, he appointed his three sons and nephew Gao Gan to lead a state to serve as the assassin. The senior cadres have lived in Bingzhou for seven years, are familiar with civil affairs and military strategies, have a high reputation in Bingzhou, and have outstanding governance achievements. Later, when Cao Cao counterattacked Hebei, Gao Gan defended Huguan with a lone army and fought Cao Cao's army alone for seven or eight months, which is enough to prove that he is also very powerful in military affairs.

What really surprised Liu He was that the senior cadre he saw was about thirty years old, not only with a long figure and handsome appearance, but also very cultivated in speech and demeanor, more than a star and a half stronger than him, the second generation of "fake" officials.

Liu He didn't know that Gao Gan was born in the Gao clan of Chen Liuwang, but he was the son of Gao Gong of Shu County, and the grandson of Gao Ci, the captain of Si Li, who was the son of Gao Gan. If it weren't for the prestige and power of the Gao family in Chenliu, how could the Yuan family, the third prince of the fourth world, marry their daughter over?

Yuan Shao, this guy has always liked to judge people by their appearance, and the Yuan family has many relatives and children, why do you like Gao Gan as a son? There's a reason to drop!

When the guests and hosts met, Han Fu introduced them in the middle, everyone was in a harmonious mood, and the words on the scene were not deep or shallow, and then they sat down.

I don't know if Han Fu did it on purpose, or if it happened to be so, the seats of everyone in the hall were arranged very interestingly.

At this time, the banquet was not like that of later generations, the popular one was to sit alone and share the meal, Han Fu sat on the main seat in the middle, Liu He, as a guest of honor, was arranged to sit in the first position on Han Fu's right hand side, and Fu Zhi sat down next to Liu He as the main escort.

Gao Gan, as another distinguished guest, was arranged by Han Fu to sit in the first position on his left hand side, and Guo Tu, as the main escort, sat down next to Gao Gan.

The other two people in Jizhou, Xun Chen and Xin Ping, sat face to face next to Fu Zhu and Guo Tu respectively, and the whole scene looked neat and orderly.

According to etiquette, there is a performance by a kabuki singer, and then everyone raises their glasses and toasts each other, and then enters the stage of "meat show" performance.

First, Guo Tu looked at Liu He and said, "Didn't Gongzi serve the Son of Heaven in Chang'an, why did he suddenly come to Jizhou?" ”

Liu He couldn't figure out the intention of Guo Tu's questioning for the time being, so he replied in a decent manner: "He was entrusted by the Son of Heaven to go to Jizhou to preach the message, and when he passed through Gaoyi, he was invited by Han Zhongcheng to enter the city for a while. ”

Xin Ping followed coldly and said: "It's also a coincidence, the day before yesterday, an old man came from Chang'an, and he once mentioned Gongzi, but it was said that Gongzi was ordered to send an envoy to Jingzhou, I don't know how to explain it?" ”

Liu He replied: "What Mr. Zhongzhi said is true, I was originally going to Jingzhou first, but as soon as I entered Nanyang, I encountered a large-scale civil uprising, blocking the road. ”

Gao Gan sneered a few times and said, "Liu Gongzi's remarks seem to be difficult to convince the public. Since the Son of Heaven ordered you to send an envoy to Jingzhou, just because of a small civil uprising, is there something that goes against the yang? ”

Liu He rolled his eyes without any scruples, and replied lazily: "Is it Yang Fengyin violation, it doesn't seem to be about Brother Yuancai (Gao Ganzi Yuancai) Anything, right?" Am I going to tell you that I actually have a secret decree of the Son of Heaven on my body, and I must present it to my father? ”

Gao Gan was furious when he heard this, pointed at Liu He's nose and scolded: "Zhuzian dares to play me like this!" I was ordered by Yuan Gong to come to Gaoyi to mediate, and discussed with Hanzhou Mu the matter of going west to discuss Dong, but your father and son had bad intentions, first Liu Bo'an shirked not to participate in the alliance last year, and this time he was jealous of Dong Zhuo's cruelty, and did not hesitate to leave the young emperor and flee north, which is really despicable! ”

was scolded by Gao Gan for covering his face, but Liu He was not angry, and actually laughed softly in front of everyone.

"Hehe, it's cool to scold!" Liu He raised his right middle finger at Gao Gan, and then said with a smile: "Guest!" Two force! ”

PS: Liu He is very angry, the consequences are very serious, who is that...... What about you, what about the recommendation ticket? What about collections? Watch me ......