Chapter 338: Wang Mazi's Affair
Thirty miles away from Pingzhou City, on a hillside.
"Ten miles of long slope galloping, the girl stretches her skirt for me......"
A Confucian man leaned on a tree with a crooked neck on one leg, and the other leg swayed, shaking his head and groaning. It's just a pity that his appearance is really a little vicious, a big pot cake face full of pockmarked pits, with a blue half-worn gown, his hair tied up with a brown square scarf, and then a sharp knife is inserted in the cowhide scabbard at his waist.
Tong Da shook his hand and said disdainfully: "I said Wang Mazi, don't pollute the audio-visual here, don't show off here if you don't have knowledge, don't be annoying!" ”
Wang Mazi put down the leg that was on the tree, shook the back of the blue half-worn robe, and said: "Tong Da is in charge, how can I say that I am also a second-hand reader, no matter what else, just talk about the two lines of poetry just now, how are they written?" ”
Tong Da said: "You can only be regarded as nonsense!" The previous sentence was still galloping, and the next sentence ran to the girl's skirt. How can these things that are not related to each other be put together? ”
Wang Mazi said: "Of course there is a connection, aren't the girl and Ma Zi the same thing?" The ancients still had such a noun and wonderful sentence as the wind blowing the girl's skirt - crack, and I am quoting the scriptures! Besides, I've had a sudden inspiration, I've had a sad moon, and I've thought like a diabetes insipidus......
"Okay, if you keep talking, everyone here is going to be disgusted to death by you."
For this sentence of Tong Da's master, Wang Mazi deeply regretted. At the same time, he felt that you had a red scarf tied to your head. Lost the true colors of the old man! What is the saying? By the way, the shaft is not enough and strategic!
Wang Mazi said: "You don't think it's good. That's because you don't read much and don't understand! Here is Mr. Zhao. He was originally born in the palace of Beijing, and he is the most learned person today - Zhou Xiaocao Zhou Gongzi's bodyguard, he has a lot of bookish atmosphere, please Mr. Zhao Tell me, how are my two poems? ”
Zhao Zhigao didn't expect to be shot while lying down, so he was stunned for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, yes!" ”
I don't know what he means by "good", Wang Mazi's poems are good. Or Wang Mazi said that he is bookish, this sentence is good.
But for Wang Mazi, as long as there are these two words, it is enough. So Wang Mazi raised his head proudly, and the blue handkerchief fluttered in the wind, like a victory banner: "Look, sure enough, the people from this big city have seen the world, where can you understand my two poems?" I don't have to insult my talent. ”
In fact, Zhao Zhigao didn't understand until this time that Wang Mazi was talking about his poetry. The little ink in his stomach is probably not enough for an ant to drown. actually said with a shy face that he was a genius!
However, Zhao Zhigao was not ready to say anything, because he knew why Wang Mazi became the way he is now.
After getting along with these people for so many days, Zhao Zhigao also has some understanding of them. From the beginning of the contempt, it has become the current sympathy and helplessness. As the saying goes, the times make heroes. The times also make bears. If the government is clear and the sea is clear, the grandson is willing to fall into the grass! Not only is he infamous. is still worried all day long, maybe one day the court will send a team of people. It immediately fell apart.
As for this Wang Mazi, he was originally just a butcher. It has nothing to do with the word "reader" for half a dime. Wang Mazi is also famous in the local area, and the family has never been short of money, in the local area, although it is not a big family, but it can be regarded as a well-off family.
It's just strange that when his wife was a girl before, she had studied with her husband for a few years and knew some poetry classics. So, no matter how rich Wang Mazi is, in her opinion, he is just a mountain village man, a vulgar and unbearable mediocrity.
The young woman in the boudoir likes to study, but it is a pity to marry a vulgar husband; Suddenly, I saw a strange willow color, and the penitent husband went to kill the pig!
So, the little lady who reads red apricots out of the wall, flowers bloom in the yard and fragrant outside the courtyard, and this red and bright little fresh meat is picked by the poor Luo Dixiu next door who reads by stealing their family's light every night.
This kid, he doesn't just steal light, he steals people! God knows if he dug that hole at night to steal the light or to get out of it.
So, this Xiucai Gong, who lay on the hole in the wall every night with round eyes and peeked, and then shot thousands of children and grandchildren on the wall, finally took the first step of his action, that is, he wrote the four adapted poems written above on the handkerchief of Baotou and threw them into the courtyard of Wang Mazi's house.
Originally, it was difficult to succeed in this kind of riotous thing. Coincidentally, this Mrs. Wang happened to eat this set, so she replied to Xiucai's two poems: "As soon as Houmen entered the deep sea, he stole light from then on." ”
Xiucai was overjoyed when he saw this, so the two hit it off, and Xiucai used his Dinghai Divine Needle to face the little lady of the Wang family, so they were all happy.
Finally Wang Mazi found the clue, Wang Mazi, who killed a pig for a day, went home at night and killed two people by the way, and ran to the mountains to fall into the grass. But after all, the fallen talent still brought him tons of damage, causing his temperament to change greatly, and he began to be vassal. It's just that there is too little ink in his stomach, and even the Xiucai who can only PS verses is much inferior, which makes his peers ridicule.
Since Zhao Zhigao understood the whole story of this matter, he naturally wouldn't sprinkle another handful of salt on other people's wounds, and he just smiled when he heard the words.
With such an episode, everyone's mood gradually improved. In the past few days, they have been running from place to place, going to the unknown world for the sake of a nominal "chief scoop handle".
They left the nest, and they didn't know when they would be able to go back, or if they would be able to go back alive. So, some people will have complaints.
A man with a centipede-like scar on his face said: "Tong Da is in charge, we are all here for your old face, the future is uncertain, you can give a word!" ”
Tong Da looked at Zhao Zhigao, who was contemplative, and said in his heart, you look at my face, who do I look at?
This time, he has staked all his net worth and his life, hoping that this Zhou Xiaocao can change his life and bring good luck to himself.
Clearing his throat, Tong Da said slowly: "Everyone, thanks to the big guys, I think of me Tong, accepted the invitation, and came to help." Don't say much else, I made this decision for the sake of Zhou Gongzi's face. Zhou Gongzi's means and ability, I believe you still have a number in your hearts. This time, he is in a small situation, if we can rescue him, then according to Zhou Gongzi's character, it will not shorten our benefits. Don't forget, he is a celebrity in front of the emperor. ”
Wang Mazi patted his thigh and said, "I don't care what kind of celebrity he is, I just want to ask, after the matter is completed, how many benefits can be shared with me?" ”
A leader said: "Yes, Tong Da is in charge, Brother Wang Mazi's words are not rough." Those of us who don't put our heads on the waistband of our trousers are most concerned about interests! You know, we're going to be working against the court officials this time! ”
Zhao Zhigao frowned and said, "They kidnapped Qincha and injured innocents, and the emperor will definitely not forgive them!" As long as we rescue Zhou Gongzi and his family, it will be a great achievement. The emperor has always rewarded and punished clearly, and he will not treat meritorious people badly. ”
The man who spoke earlier pouted and said, "You are just a deceitful ghost when you say this!" No matter how much credit we have, we can't get rid of the fact that we are bandits! The emperor's rewards and punishments are clear, will he treat everyone equally? Stop dreaming! Let's talk about the real benefits, otherwise the old men will not be motivated! ”
As soon as these words came out, all the bandit leaders responded positively, especially Wang Mazi was the most active, and his big voice didn't care about the vassal elegance at this time, and he roared loudly.
Tong Da turned to look at Zhao Zhigao, with a posture of what you said to do.
Zhao Zhigao understands, where are these outlaws so easy to drive? It's just that I didn't expect that everything was said, and they came to the palace again. If you want to say that the child boss doesn't know anything about this, Zhao Zhigao doesn't believe anything. But so what? People just made it clear that they put you together, and you still have to continue. It is only thirty miles away from Pingzhou City, and it is really the time when the arrow is ready to be sent and has to be sent. At this time, if these people turn around and leave, it will be a waste of all their efforts.
Just as Zhao Zhigao was about to speak, an outpost spy Pegasus reported: "Report!" The newsboy is in charge, and there is a new situation in the city! ”
Tong Da was in charge of the house and asked, "What's the situation?" ”
Including Zhao Zhigao, everyone was listening attentively, and it was time for them to make the next decision. (To be continued......)