Wedges eunuchs, blind men and dogs
Liu Anle stared coldly at the little eunuch who was still crying with red eyes outside the iron bar, as if it was not him Liu Anle who was squatting in the prison waiting to die, but the little eunuch who came just to pass on two sentences.
The little eunuch didn't think about crying at first. Although Mrs. Qing, who was originally favored by the Son of Heaven in the palace, has always taken good care of him, the education he has received since he was a child is that "emperors are thin lovers, and miscellaneous families don't even have that word, and they are even more ruthless." Since he is a ruthless person, then Mo said that it was just a lady Qing who rewarded him with a few taels of silver and shouted him to say two warm words, that is, the emperor issued an edict to entrust Gu, and handed it to these people, and he had to weigh which fist was big and which party was hard, so as not to bring the trouble-causing water and fall into a "false holy decree" The great crime of exterminating the race, isn't it?
Besides, it was just the "original" pampered Mrs. Qing, and the current "Mrs. Qing" is probably just minced meat in the mouths of a few wild dogs.
The little eunuch sighed secretly, it was true to say so, but after all, he was only eleven or twelve years old, and he couldn't tell the difference between "thin affection" and "ruthlessness", and it was not as good as those old eunuchs in the palace who would pretend to be deaf and dumb - not to mention, if you pass a few words, you can get a thousand taels of silver, and you won't lose anything.
"What else did she say?"
only said a "she", and did not name it, it seems that the hereditary one-word king of Daxi Kingdom has a deep complaint about this Mrs. Qing.
The little eunuch pondered the meaning of Liu Anle's words in his heart, and took advantage of wiping his tears to raise his eyes and glance at him.
Well? He's laughing?
The little eunuch thought that he had seen it wrong, so he hurriedly raised his other hand and pretended to wipe his tears, and glanced at it carefully.
It's just laughing!
The pair of slender eyebrows like willow Shao'er on weekdays have become like sword edges, and the eyes that are miraculous in the capital are also like the sword of the founding emperor enshrined in the Taimiao, called Zangguang, but it always emits a terrifying coldness.
Liu Anle's eyebrows and eyes, together with his identity, his artistic attainments, and his poetic talent, are called the "Four Uniques" of Daxi Kingdom - yes, he is a person who represents the "Four Uniques" of the entire Daxi Kingdom.
There have long been rumors in the capital that Liu Anle's eyes can seduce the soul, and ordinary women are glanced at by him, and the whole person does not eat or sleep for a few days, or is intoxicated, dreamlike, and stunned like a ragdoll with a broken thread; Or it seems to be rampant, crazy, and can turn a knowledgeable young lady into a prodigal woman. And eyebrows, just look at the nickname that the world calls Liu Anle - "Liu Meier", you have to get a glimpse or two.
Ordinary people, if they are born like this, they will either be jealous and said to be a silver spear candle with evil intentions, which is useless, or they will sneer everywhere, and they will be scolded for eating soft rice before the bad things are done.
But no one said that about Liu Anle.
Maybe it's because I'm afraid of his identity - under the control of the one-word king "King Xi", who has been hereditary since the founding of the Daxi Kingdom, there is nothing wrong with speaking quietly or simply not saying anything. Moreover, there are kings of one word in the past dynasties, and most of the glory is not as good as that of future generations, how can there be generations of inheritance? I have heard of "King Qing", "King of Shu", and "King Yan", all of which were sealed by the name of the previous dynasty, when did they ever use the name of the current dynasty as a seal? These two points alone can no longer be explained by a sentence of "court favor"!
Or maybe he really succumbed to Liu Anle's amazing endowment: he was able to write poems at the age of three, and there were hundreds of poems under seven steps, so shocked that the great Confucian of this dynasty and the former son of the country could not speak for three days, and after three days, he vomited blood and died; At the age of ten, a former prime minister wrote in his private notes about an unforgettable palace test ten years ago: "When it was the Enke palace test, the first emperor heard about the good name, and ordered the palace to take the same exam with all the students. The whole hall was shocked. The first emperor was happy, and he couldn't help but sit on his shoulder, and the court was shocked. After the edict of the world, Enke did not take one person, and set a period of ten years with Anle, and the word, and long, and the following living parties were each reduced to one level for use. The world was shocked. The princes and princes did not have this opportunity. β
This is Liu Anle's "literary name". In history, all the people who were praised by others, mostly stepped on other people's corpses or climbed up their shoulders, before the great Confucianism of this dynasty coughed up blood and said "demon", and then there were the first emperors tried the "three shocks" move, one suppressed and one raised, one dozen and one handful, it is difficult to think of being famous!
What's more, who can say that the Son of Heaven deliberately showed favor and was not a dead end that had been laid out a long time ago? After all, there is a well-known way to choose a death in the face of a certain death, but it is happy to be successful, which is called "killing".
The little eunuch's own thoughts will definitely not be told to others, but this does not prevent him from continuing to guess: Perhaps, the current emperor, who has just hunted for the unification through the coup d'Γ©tat, also wants to step on the corpse of this "hereditary one-word king", and stabilize the "loyalty" heart of those who may be able to guess clearly and is accumulating strength and slowly stirring up, so as to win the decisive "male lord" in later generations?
With this in mind, the Liu family still made enough of this weight - even if it wasn't enough, it should be enough to see the piles of fishy-smelling and fly-filled meat sauce outside Zhengyang Gate at the moment.
The little eunuch couldn't remember whether it was two hundred and eighty-five piles or two hundred and fifty-eight piles, in short, except for the Xi Wang Ye in front of him, the rest of the Xi Wangfu was all there. Thinking that the youngest of them was only the size of a full moon, a feeling of compassion slammed into his nose, so that he had to raise his hand again and wipe his tears.
"The miscellaneous family is a ruthless person, how can there be such a feeling! Death is death, what does it have to do with how many people die and miscellaneous families! The little eunuch regretted that he had forgotten the old eunuch's teachings again, and his eyes took a moment to glance at Liu Anle.
Again, he saw the sneer again.
The little eunuch vaguely heard about something called "Weiyang flower", which is said to bloom only in winter on something called "glass", densely covered with the whole piece of glass. He had never seen these two "things", but at this moment, on Liu Anle's face, he found the feeling of "densely spreading" - densely covered with sneers.
He cried even harder.
Hearing the whole house laughing when they were executed by the mound, and laughing when he heard Mrs. Qing being beaten up by a stick, didn't he know that the full moon-old baby was born to him, and didn't he know that the fragrant beauty was lost because of him!
What kind of person is this! The little eunuch choked twice, he was terrified......
"What else did she say?"
It's still this sentence, but at this time, it entered the ears of the little eunuch, and it was like a ghost urging me to kill - I am just a messenger, don't hate me for suing you for bad news...... If you want to hate, if you want to hate, you will hate the emperor!
When he feels that his own safety is threatened, the little eunuch will not carry the black pot for the emperor, what "slave is a dog raised by the emperor", what "loyal monarch" can't take care of, his own life is the most important - besides, the monstrous killing, how can he, a little eunuch with no name, carry it?
"Mrs. Qing said that the medicine was not given by her, and you are invited to enter the palace just to reminisce about the old days and talk about your heart, and these things have also passed through the emperor's ...... No, it was approved by the emperor. β
"Anything else?"
"Also...... And - no more. The little eunuch raised his red and swollen eyes from crying, stared at the source of the cold, impersonal voice and replied.
How could such an indifferent person be worthy of that warm-hearted Mrs. Qing! How can I be worthy of the sentence "If there is an afterlife, whether you want it or not, I am still me, and I will pester you endlessly!" β
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habitually singing "slave retirement", the little eunuch packed up his mood and walked out of the prison, muttering in his heart as he walked: It's wrong again! Those are all dying people, why should I depreciate my identity and retire...... I forgot all the things that the old eunuch taught, so let's go back to the palace later today to see the muddy water that is rushing everywhere with the smell of blood, and then go to the prison of the Criminal Department to see if the old eunuch recruited how to poison the emperor, and there are people who will retire in two years, I really don't know if they are alive or not......
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Liu Anle couldn't be better!
When he was three years old, he coughed up the old Confucian in seven steps, and when he was ten years old, his "three shocks" completely broke the idea that the old Xi King would cultivate him like the ancestors and the ancestors, and when he was thirteen years old, he attracted a hundred birds to sing on the Phoenix Terrace, and last year he sneered at the disdain of the eyes that made the only daughter of the pretentious and self-proclaimed military department Shangshu crazy and degenerate, and now he is twenty years old, even if he is written by those historians who tend to be inflammatory, he will bear the infamy of ten thousand years of infamy. In the history books, there will also be such a thick stroke that cannot be dissolved!
Throughout the three thousand years, except for the fact that it is not clear whether there has been such a character in the so-called "hundred years of darkness", who can compare with other dynasties and generations?
Be proud!
is obviously in a good mood, but Liu Anle's heart is painful.
He has a good face, in the eyes of others, he must be the generation of romantic willow eyebrows, he must be the hereditary prince of Xi, and he must be the gentleman who will repay the "negative thief".
Therefore, although he felt sorry for coughing up others to death, he never said anything;
Therefore, although he was worried about the power and intimidation of the lord, he never said it;
Therefore, although he and the "Sunny Girl" have mutual affection, he feels the emperor's kindness - ten years is enough time to slowly turn a real title into a symbol of honor - giving up a woman in exchange for the peace of a family, he is just comforting himself but replacing the word "girl" with "madam......
Therefore, even if he is heartbroken to death, he must be calm in front of others - if he can't be calm, I can't make fun of myself, and others have nothing to say!
Watching the little eunuch's long shadow gradually disappear, Liu Anle's smile was still stubbornly piled upβjust like the piles of minced meat outside Zhengyang Gate that no one cleaned up, stubbornly piled up.
Because, he can't let others know that he is in pain to death, which is a very shameless thing.
Because, there is one more person in this cell.
Even if the man is just a blind man.
The blind can't see anything, but Liu Anle doesn't care, as long as others are there, it won't work, I just want to laugh!
"If I were you, I would definitely die of pain in my heart by this time."
The blind man is not blind in his heart, and he knows that sprinkling salt on the wound is the easiest way to drive a person crazy - but it is better to be crazy than to die, and nothing can be done when you die, and you can still have fun and find some trouble when you are crazy.
"If I were you, I wouldn't want to wait for death with peace of mind." It seemed that he knew that Liu Anle didn't pay attention to his meaning, and the blind man said to himself.
"If I were you, I would have avenged this marrow and stripped tendon before I died."
The blind man didn't expect Liu Anle to respond so quickly, and when he was about to say the next sentence "If I were you", he heard this sentence:
"I just don't know what is the difference between a blind man who dies and is blinded by life!"
When a person is in a bad mood, anyone can be the object of his anger. It's too late for a normal person to dodge in a panic when he sees a bad mood, and who takes the initiative to touch the stab like a blind man - of course, a blind person is not a normal person, and the blind can't see with his eyes.
If anyone scolds the blind man for being blind while he is still outside the cell, the blind man will definitely be scolded back. But now it's different, now it's in a cell, just the two of them. Noisy, scolding, and unpleasant, the atmosphere will be very dull - besides, the other party is a madman, and the blind man does not know the same as the madman.
If there is no such calamity, Liu Bao'er will be as amazing and beautiful as his father in three or five years...... It's a pity! β
After a moment of silence, the eyebrows, eyes, wrinkled nose, thin lips on his handsome face, teeth and claws were fiercely together, almost rushing out, and yelling at a dark window opposite: "Who the are you!" β
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Liu Bao'er is not the moon-old baby of the Xiwang Mansion family who was chopped into meat sauce along with the whole mansion.
Liu Bao'er was just an unborn childβa child who had just been named but was pregnant in a woman's womb.
That is, at most, seven or eight hours ago, Liu Anle was told by the woman that there was a life named "Liu Baoer" that was about to have a relationship with his life - at this moment, the woman could no longer see the human form, and the "Liu Baoer" would not be able to live.
"Hah! You're swearing! The blind man was not angry, as long as he didn't call him "blind", he would have been tired of hearing other swear words - he had only recently been blind, and he was not used to this new way of scolding - but he didn't have to take as much time to get used to as before.
"You say, if you were the emperor, you wouldn't have to end up in such a situation as today." The blind man ignored the man who scolded madly, and said another.
There was another moment of silence.
To be an emperor?
Yes, the emperor has power, and the emperor said that whoever dies will die - even if this person is a hereditary one-word king, even if this person is Liu Anle who handed over his military power and made ink with peace of mind!
A chagrin that rose from the bottom of his heart quickly occupied Liu Anle's brain: Isn't it all my fault? It was I who rejected my father's thoughts and promised me to abandon martial arts and follow literature; It was I who insisted on surrendering the military power despite the opposition of the elders of the family; It's Miss Jiangqing......
Thinking of this, Liu Anle had a stalk in his heart: Miss Qing's affairs can't rely on me! The other party is the emperor, even if the emperor is about to die, even if the emperor has reached the age of being a grandfather in the homes of ordinary people-that is the emperor, the most powerful person in the world!
He said that whoever dies must die!
Liu Anle remembered the blind man's words just now, "How nice it would be if the emperor was the emperor" - why am I not the emperor? Although he Yang Jing usurped the throne and seized power, it was also royal blood.
But where did the royal bloodline come from? The royal bloodline is made of the blood and tears of thousands of people, and it is made by his ancestor, the founding emperor and the "two saints", the one-word Xi King Liu Xiaofeng, who attacked the city and played the pool!
is the same "two saints", why did his Yang family become the emperor of thousands of generations, and my Liu family handed over power and cut troops in the end, and it was still difficult to escape destruction?
Why?!
Fuck Liu Xiaofeng you sue me, what do you think?
What do you think!
The blind man Ren Liu Anle yelled and scolded for a while, laughed for a while, beat his chest for a while, and danced with his hands for a while. When the people gradually subsided, he asked: "Do you know what happened in the first hundred years before the founding of Xi Kingdom?" Do you know why he Liu Xiaofeng had the opportunity to be the emperor himself when Xiguo was founded, but the one who became the emperor in the end was the one named Yang Jian? β
The "One Hundred Years of Darkness" before the founding of the Xi Kingdom is a historical blank, from the late Shu Kingdom to the early Xi Kingdom, a full hundred years, as if it was sawn off, disappeared stiffly and without a trace. Despite the speculations of later historians, no evidence has been produced to convince most people.
Liu Anle is also very clear about this - in particular, he very much wants to know why his ancestor Liu Xiaofeng gave up the good fortune he has - this is not to say that he really wants to be the emperor, for a person who is dying alone, he wants to know what the reason is. Even if he had a little other thoughts, he just wanted to stand in front of Liu Xiaofeng, point at his nose and scold a few bastards, and then spit a few spit on his ancestor's face.
Thinking of this, Liu Anle couldn't help but laugh out loud - I must be crazy.
This is his conclusion.
But the blind man doesn't agree with this conclusion, at least Liu Anle can't go crazy without his consent.
"Your idea is not impossible." A faint sentence, Liu Anle, who was still laughing at himself for being crazy just now, was stunned.
"You, fuck, fuck, yes, who!" He felt like the pets of those princes and nobles, and his every one was controlled and dominated by othersβhe began to sympathize with the cat in his house, and he must have been held by others, and it was uncomfortable to be scratched, but I don't know if it has become meat sauce......
"You help me pass a few words, how about I send you out?" If it weren't for today's situation, Liu Anle felt that it would be very pleasant to listen to the blind man brag.
But for some reason, the three words that popped out of his mouth were not "you fart", but "what words".
"There's no rush for this, I'll naturally tell you later." The blind man smiled, and in Liu Anle's astonishment, he crossed two walls each one arrow thick and walked in front of him.
"First of all, dead people can't go back to the era when they were dead, so I can't go back, if you want to come back, you also need to ensure that you don't die." The blind man couldn't see Liu Anle's expression, and even if he could, he wouldn't care.
groped for a copper coin strung with a bright red thread from his neck and hung it around Liu Anle's neck.
"With this, I want you to have no worries about your life. You don't need to be sad, this encounter is a certain number, 'the number of Yan is fifty, and its use is nine out of forty', indicating that there is always a turning point, and I am afraid it is also another opportunity. β
The blind man still spoke to himself. Just as he spoke, he sprinkled grass ash-like powder around Liu Anle's body.
"Let's go!"
The blind man sighed, patted the stunned Liu Anle, turned around, and returned to the original cell separated by two walls without looking back.
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This is the spring of the first year of the new year of Dahee Kingdom.
The weather is always so warm and cold, and some time ago, the Xifu Begonia, which provoked tourists to watch, was also defeated after a spring rain.
But this is true of all beautiful things, such is true of flowers, and this is true of beautiful people.
In the mass graves outside the southwest of the capital, a few wild dogs are often patrolled, and most of the corpses thrown here have entered their teeth. They had just eaten and did not leave immediately. Looking in the direction of leaving the city, it seems that he is waiting for something.
From time to time, one of the head-scratchers licked his cheeks with his curled, fishy-smelling tongue, probably reminiscing about the sumptuous dinner party he had just had.
The meat is fragrant and tender.