Chapter 57: The Underworld Is Everywhere
In the playground, Xiao Yuanchao stood in front of the pirate ship, staring at the ice cream in his left hand and the tinkin of marshmallow in his right hand.
The swaying pirate ship was of no interest to him at all, he wanted a roller coaster, the thrill that could be put on top of his feet.
But Dingdong, this girl was happily eating ice cream there, and she didn't care about what Xiao Yuanchao wanted at all.
Xiao Yuanchao came to the playground, Shi Junwang did not follow, and Dingdong did not follow, but handed over the matter of visiting the playground to Dingdong. The food stamps were also redeemed, a full 20,000 yuan, all pinched in Ding Dong's hands.
"I want to ride a roller coaster." Xiao Yuanchao pointed to the roller coaster in the distance.
"Don't want to die?" Ding Dong, who was nibbling on ice cream, smiled at Xiao Yuanchao: "Besides, do you have any money?" ”
"But the money you pretended to be mine." Xiao Yuan stretched out his hand to Chong Dingdong and said, "If you want to tell me, give me money, and I'll go on a roller coaster." ”
“!” Dingdong shook his head.
"Then I'm not on a pirate ship."
"Love to do it or not, anyway, the money is in my pocket."
“……”
Xiao Yuanchao is not very familiar with Dingdong, but from the time the two of them have been together, it can be seen that the other party's temper is not small. At the very least, you have to do whatever she tells you to do, because the money is in her pocket.
"Xiao Yuanchao, how about I take you to bungee jump?" Ding Dong suddenly came out of nowhere.
"Bungee jumping?"
"Yes, bungee jumping!" Ding Dong nodded vigorously and said, "How can these pediatric things fit you?" At the very least, you have to bungee jump! ”
"Okay, let's go bungee jumping!" Xiao Yuanchao nodded without hesitation.
"But do you have an ID? Do you have a passport? Dingdong took a bite of ice cream and said vaguely: "As far as I know, there is no serious bungee jumping place in the country now." ”
Bungee jumping has not been introduced into China in 98 years, and Beijing Shidu Scenic Area, as the first bungee jumping point in the country, was also introduced in the next few years. So at this time, there are no bungee jumping points in the whole country, and if you want to play, you can only go abroad to play.
"Aren't you lying?" Xiao Yuanchao questioned Dingdong.
"Aren't you looking for death?" Dingdong asked Xiao Yuanchao rhetorically.
The two of them stared at the old man for a long time, Ding Dong stretched out his finger and pointed at the pirate ship, Xiao Yuanchao shook his head firmly.
"To go or not?" Dingdong asked.
"No, I'm going to roller coaster!" Xiao Yuanchao was stubborn and stubborn.
"Ask again, do you want to go?" Ding Dong's eyes widened.
"No, I'll just go on a roller coaster!" Xiao Yuanchao still insisted on his opinion.
"I said, why are you so stubborn?" Ding Dong said with an unhappy face: "Aren't you afraid that you will die suddenly?" If you weren't afraid that you would die suddenly, who would care about you? ”
"I can't die!" Xiao Yuanchao said with great certainty.
"What if I die?" Dingdong asked.
"Can't die!" Xiao Yuanchao said affirmatively.
"I mean in case of death."
"Can't die!"
"I mean just in case! In case of! In case of! ”
"No in case, I just know I can't die!"
“……”
Ding Dong glared at Xiao Yuanchao, with admiration in his eyes. She had never seen such a stubborn person, and she didn't listen to good words at all.
"Well, you have to ride a roller coaster, but you have to do me a favor." Ding Dong's eyes turned into squints, revealing a sly expression.
"What's the busy?" Xiao Yuanchao asked.
"Beat him!" Ding Dong casually pointed to an adult next to him and said to Xiao Yuanchao.
Xiao Yuanchao didn't say a word, rushed up and smashed a punch in the adult's face, and before the other party could calm down, he kicked the other party's calf again. At the same time, his right elbow swept hard, hitting the opponent's jaw, and he knocked him to the ground with great force.
Although Xiao Yuanchao is sick, it is really not a big problem to knock down an ordinary adult. Not to mention anything else, his fighting skills alone can make him stand out against ordinary adults.
Seeing Xiao Yuanchao knocking people down, Ding Dong ran away, directly making Xiao Yuanchao confused.
"Still not running?" Ding Dong shouted at Xiao Yuanchao: "What do you think Lanzhou is?" Lanzhou is full of underworlds, and if you don't run, you will be hacked to death! ”
Lanzhou, once the most chaotic place in China. The people's customs were extremely fierce and righteous, and at that time, it was only a matter of minutes to kill people.
"! Lao Tzu hacked you to death! The adult who had been knocked to the ground jumped to his feet and tore off his shirt to reveal the tattoo on his chest.
At the same time, a few young men ran quickly next to him, pulling out the knives he was carrying.
Seeing this posture, Xiao Yuanchao immediately fled after Dingdong.
"Hack him! Hack him to death! ”
The roar behind him continued, and several people chased Xiao Yuanchao and the two out of the playground, and chased several streets without seeing anyone, so they stopped.
"Whew...... Whoosh...... ......Half-squatting in a small road, Xiao Yuanchao gasped for breath.
Running all the way, his adrenaline secretion increased rapidly, the pressure on his heart increased, his face was miserable and pale, and he rested for a long time before he recovered.
"Kind, don't even ask me why I let you beat people." Ding Dong gave Xiao Yuanchao a thumbs up.
"I just want to ride a roller coaster!" Xiao Yuanchao looked at Ding Dong helplessly.
"Okay, but shall we go to dinner now?" Dingdong touched his stomach and said, "Hungry, go, Muslim Street, let's eat mutton." ”
"And when will you be able to ride the roller coaster?" Xiao Yuanchao asked.
"Is roller coasters really that important to you?" Ding Dong asked Xiao Yuanchao suspiciously.
Xiao Yuanchao nodded vigorously.
"Hey, why are you so persistent, have you ever heard the story of obsession?" Ding Dong, who walked into Muslim Street, sniffled and said to Xiao Yuanchao: "I'm really convinced!" Xiao Yuanchao, if you dare to sing a song on the street, I will take you on a roller coaster immediately, and I will never break my word! ”
"What song?" Xiao Yuanchao asked.
"Pigs, pigs, send them here! Just sing this one line, three times in a row! ”
"No, it should be a pig, a sheep......"
"This is how I sing!" Ding Dong pouted, "Roller coaster." ”
Before the words fell, Xiao Yuanchao stood in the middle of the Muslim Street and shouted: "Pigs, pigs, send them here!" Pigs, pigs, send them here! Pigs, pigs, send them here! ”
When the song sounded, the originally noisy street suddenly quieted down, and countless eyes fell on Xiao Yuanchao's body, full of surprise and admiration. Ding Dong covered his face, quietly took a few steps back, and stretched out his finger to point at Xiao Yuanchao. (http://.)。
With a "bang", the owner of the nearest stall directly knocked over half a pot of mutton soup to the ground, and rushed towards Xiao Yuanchao with a knife.
At the same time, countless people picked up kitchen knives, roared, scolded, and rushed to kill.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Yuanchao was frightened and turned his head to look at Ding Dong, who had retreated to the side.
"Xiao Yuanchao, you are real." Ding Dong stretched out his thumb to Xiao Yuanchao and said: "The most taboo thing for the Hui people is pigs, if you send them pigs, it's strange if they don't kill you." ”
This is a taboo, the biggest taboo. The Muslims believe in Islam, and pigs are the filth they hate the most. They don't eat pork, and they can't even say the word pig in front of them, otherwise it's the biggest disrespect.
Xiao Yuanchao didn't know this taboo at all, otherwise he wouldn't dare to shout like this if he was killed. He wanted to apologize, but he was chased by dozens of knife-wielding Muslims, and he didn't even have a chance to apologize.
"Run! Otherwise, I'll kill you! Ding Dong sent a reminder.
After being reminded, Xiao Yuanchao shouted loudly while fleeing for his life: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it......"
"Grass! Today, I have to hack you to death with a brain tide Ni's miscellaneous cowardice, and the bubbles are not forced to keep up with the loud cheers of the day! ”
“……”
This time it was faster and farther than he had just run, almost causing Xiao Yuanchao to fall to the ground suddenly.
And Dingdong jumped into a restaurant and ate a delicious meal of beef noodles.
"Boss, there are more spicy garlic sprouts, more beef, and less noodles!"
"Do you eat noodles or beef?"
"Then two bowls, I have to take a stubborn donkey to practice running in the afternoon!"
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