Chapter 276: The Art of Eavesdropping

Zhou Xiaocao and Princess Minjun discussed for a long time, and Zhou Xiaocao, who suddenly realized, let out a sigh of relief, and said with relief: "It turns out that you pulled me over in a panic just for this matter." ”

Princess Minjun blinked her big eyes and asked, "That's right! Otherwise, what do you think is the matter? ”

Zhou Xiaocao hurriedly denied it: "Oh, it's nothing, Her Royal Highness the princess acts, the dragon sees the head but not the tail, how can the minister know the way." ”

Princess Minjun said, "It's strange to believe you! Don't give this palace a poor mouth, say quickly, how are you going to solve this matter! ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "How else can I solve it, I don't have a good solution." You have to know that the person we have to deal with is the emperor, if you are not careful, you will lose your head! ”

Princess Minjun subconsciously covered her mouth, opened a pair of dark eyes, and said, "Huh?!" Still going to kill your head? I thought it was confinement. ”

Zhou Xiaocao shook his head: "My aunt, for you, at most, it's just a confinement, but I am a minister, he is a king, and the subordinates are calculating kings, once the king is angry, then the body will be separated." ”

Princess Minjun covered her chest with some fear and said, "In this way, otherwise, you don't want to participate in this matter." ”

Looking at Princess Minjun covering her chest, Zhou Xiaocao couldn't help but feel a little uneasy. You must know that he has just been provoked by the scene he imagined, and he has not completely sobered up. At this time, I saw Princess Minjun here, but I didn't expect that she was already quite large-scale. It may also be because he was born in the royal family and can keep up with nutrition. I always feel that I am two laps older than little girls such as ginkgo biloba of the same age.

Zhou Xiaocao retracted her mind and said with a wry smile: "My Royal Highness the Princess." We can discuss this matter later. But right now, there's something waiting for me to lose my head. This has to be calculated. ”

Princess Minjun's eyes widened a little more, seeing that Zhou Xiaocao's heart was still shaking, Princess Minjun's eyes were the biggest among the women Zhou Xiaocao knew, but she was a little Lori, which was quite attractive to look at.

Princess Minjun really opened her eyes full of strong curiosity again, and asked, "Huh?!" There's one more thing, what's that? ”

As the saying goes, there are two kinds of women that men like the most, one is that they know everything and what posture they can do. The other doesn't understand anything, doesn't know any posture. And Princess Minjun obviously belongs to the latter category. Although Minjun looks quite cute now, Zhou Xiaocao doesn't have the heart to kiss Fang Ze, and he really has something to lose his head.

"You forgot? Just now, you dragged me to run around in this palace, and at least dozens of people saw it. Men and women can't kiss my princess, especially in the royal family, isn't this forcing your emperor's brother to cut off my head? ”

Princess Minjun reached out to cover her cherry mouth and gasped. said: "Ah, it's true! I only cared about talking about that incident just now, but I forgot about this stubble! What to do? Now, the emperor's brother won't have sent that Gonggong Zhu to pass on the holy decree to kill you, right? ”

Zhou Xiaocao smiled bitterly: "Even if you don't come." That's coming soon, too. ”

Princess Minjun became nervous at this time, and said in a loud voice: "What should I do?" My palace held your hand like that because I wanted to ask you for help, and the emperor's brother wouldn't kill you because of this. Even if he is an emperor, he has to be affectionate, right? Besides. You went on a business trip this time and helped him solve the problem of funding. Even if there is no merit, then there is hard work, right? ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Your Highness, neither of the two items you said is true. First, the emperor will look at your face, but he will not take care of my face; Second, although I have merit, it is all what I should do as a courtier, and it is not worth being proud of myself, if I don't do it, it will be disrespectful. ”

Princess Minjun was afraid that it was the first time she had heard of such a thing, so she asked, "Is it?" That's all done by the courtiers, it's too easy to be an emperor, right? ”

Zhou Xiaocao is really speechless, how can an emperor still bow down in person? He only needs to balance the forces of all parties in the court. As it turned out, it wasn't easy to do. At the very least, Emperor Tianze did not do a good job, otherwise, there would not have been a rebellion between Prince Gong Liu Yanbi and his son Zhongwang Liu Minghui and his son.

Zhou Xiaocao naturally didn't say it to Princess Minjun, and sighed: "You just know that Lu Dao, we are so hard to be courtiers!" I'm even more miserable, I'm not even an official at all, I don't have a salary, I have to help the emperor work hard and tired, and in the end, I was killed because I held his sister's hand, I"

Princess Minjun listened to Zhou Xiaocao's words, and her eyes began to moisten: "I really didn't expect that you would be so bitter, otherwise I would have said to the emperor's brother, just say that I want to marry you, and if you become a concubine, you don't have to die!" ”

Speaking of this, Princess Minjun's eyes brightened, and it can be seen that in her heart, her idea is still quite "clever". In her mind, Zhou Xiaocao became the master of the horse, that is, the emperor's sister-in-law, they are all a family, and they will treat Zhou Xiaocao better. In addition, holding his wife's hand is still a clear proof of the good relationship between husband and wife in the eyes of the world.

Zhou Xiaocao shook his head and said, "Your Highness, this won't work!" First of all, I already have a family, how can the court tolerate a princess marrying such a person? Secondly, even if we are an unmarried couple, we must observe etiquette before marriage, holding hands and running around the imperial city, it will be a big problem to break the etiquette. ”

After saying this in one breath, Zhou Xiaocao felt that he could be comparable to the Mr. Yang Da he met in the Qinglou that day, and then put on a long shirt, he would be a teacher who was alive and well.

Princess Minjun was frightened by Zhou Xiaocao's attitude of "this can't do that, it won't work", and only felt that her brain was simply a mess, and said stupidly: "Then, the palace has no choice but to burn some paper money for you on the Qingming Festival every year." ”

"Bad luck!"

Zhou Xiaocao chirped repeatedly: "Your Highness, the minister currently has a plan, let's give it a try." ”

Outside the door, those palace maids who watched Zhou Xiaocao being pulled by Princess Minjun directly into the boudoir of Her Royal Highness the Princess, and then slammed the door shut, and didn't know what desirable things they had done inside, were staying quietly at their posts at the moment. But if you look closely, you will see that their ears are pricked up, and they have devoted almost all their energy to eavesdropping, which is one of the greatest things in human history. How many heroes and beauties have finally been ruined by the word eavesdropping? Even, because the two palace maids were too serious, their bodies began to tilt thirty degrees in the direction of the princess's bedroom. If this posture is seen by the dancers of later generations, they will definitely say: "Mushroom Liang, this seat sees that you have wonderful bones and extraordinary appearance, you must be the seedling of a dancer, are you interested in learning folk dance, Latin dance, waltz, tango, belly dance and yoga with this seat?" In the future, the great task of revitalizing the national majesty and setting off the renaissance on the land of China will fall on you."

The girls were not disappointed, and it didn't take long for a different voice to come from inside. (To be continued......)