Chapter 55: Doctor Zhou (4)
Although Mrs. Xie didn't say anything, her shy expression like a little girl still betrayed her. In ancient times, private words between husband and wife could not be taken out. Now that Mrs. Xie is saying it shamelessly, it must be a disease in this regard.
Could it be willow disease?
Zhou Xiaocao's eyes couldn't help but blazing, and Mrs. Xie was even more embarrassed, and her head was lowered even more. Zhou Xiaocao was secretly amused, but he didn't dare to really laugh out loud, so he just asked lightly: "There is a formula for calculating this." ”
When Mrs. Xie heard Zhou Xiaocao's words, she came to see Zhou Xiaocao to see her illness, how could she be that little daughter's mentality? So I gathered my thoughts and asked, "What is a formula?" ”
Dizzy, they don't understand this! Zhou Xiaocao forgot about it again, so he had to skip it and said: "This is based on nine, for example, a twenty-year-old person should be twenty-nine and eighteen, that is, nine times every seven days; Another example is a fifty-year-old person, that is, five times every four seven days, that is, five times every twenty-eight days, and so on. ”
Mrs. Xie said, "Oh? Then our lord is in his forties, so it should be forty-nine thirty-six, six times a month? Twice every seven days? ”
Zhou Xiaocao nodded and said, "Generally speaking, this is the smallest amount, and anything less than this number is not normal." ”
"Huh? I can't say that I thank him! ”
Mrs. Xie's squirming demeanor, coupled with the action of wanting to speak and stopping, made Zhou Xiaocao guess that this Lord Xie should be powerless in sexual affairs. And this Mrs. Xie is the year of the tiger and wolf, and it is the time when you want to be dissatisfied. If Lord Xie takes a few more concubines, wouldn't this Mrs. Xie be like the dry well, the well is empty, the well is empty?
Zhou Xiaocao was also embarrassed to discuss this with such a woman in her thirties and forties, so she asked instead: "Madam, let's talk about your condition, these things can be discussed slowly in the future." ”
Mrs. Xie's face turned red again, which was very different from her daughter Xie Qiuyan, that woman was simply crazy.
Mrs. Xie wrapped the long hair on her forehead around her index finger and whispered: "I am hot all over, especially in the first half of the night before going to bed, sometimes I will be red, and I feel like a fire in my body burning again, I always tell the maid to wipe it with a cold towel constantly, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable." ”
Zhou Xiaocao was sure in his heart and said, "Oh? Is it that when you get up in the morning, you are still very unenergetic, and you always want to lie in bed. Sometimes after sitting for a long time, you will have back pain, and when you walk, you will feel soft, like stepping on cotton? ”
Mrs. Xie's eyes widened, and she said in a trembling voice, "How do you know?" ”
Zhou Xiaocao's face turned pale, and then said: "Sometimes I want to eat a lot, and sometimes I don't want to eat anything, I feel so sleepy." Also, when the menstrual events come on the body, more than a month, less than a month, constantly changing. ”
Mrs. Xie stood up with a "Teng" voice, her face was excited, and said, "How do you know?" Oh yes, you must have guessed it by relying on your family's ancestral secret recipe, and your family's ancestral secret recipe specializes in this, right? ”
Previously, Mrs. Xie decided to give it a try because Zhou Xiaocao mentioned the four words of the ancestral secret recipe. Now that I hear Zhou Xiaocao say that these symptoms are in line with my physical signs, can I not be excited? In other words, that is, her illness is saved!
Zhou Xiaocao waved his hand and motioned for Mrs. Xie to sit down and speak slowly. Mrs. Xie straightened the messy hair in front of her forehead, and said with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I'm so excited." I was so happy to hear that my illness could be cured, so I asked Zhou Gongzi to forgive me. ”
Zhou Xiaocao smiled and said, "Madame is too worried. Actually, where do I have any ancestral secret recipes, if I had, I would have made a fortune a long time ago, and I would have been reduced to a son-in-law in a merchant's family? ”
Mrs. Xie looked at Zhou Xiaocao, stared at his eyes, and found that he didn't look like he was lying, so she couldn't help but be slightly angry: "Could it be that Zhou Gongzi is playing with me?" ”
Zhou Xiaocao smiled: "How dare I!" You are the wife of the prefect, I am just a small act, how dare I offend you? I just know where the root of your disease is and how to cure it! ”
Mrs. Xie's face softened, and she asked, "If Gongzi Zhou can really cure this disease, I will thank you heavily!" ”
Zhou Xiaocao said: "There's no need to thank you, I'm looking at Lord Xie's face." In this way, what about your disease, it sounds better to say that yin and yang are out of balance, the evil fire is endogenous, the yang energy is too strong, the yin qi is oppressed, the yin qi in the woman's body is too little, and the woman's secondary sexual characteristics are affected. ”
Mrs. Xie heard this, shook her head and said, "Please also ask Zhou Gongzi to be more clear, I can't understand a word of these things." ”
Zhou Xiaocao coughed lightly and said, "That, actually, it is a little more popular, that is, madam, you, lack of men." ”
Mrs. Xie stood up again and said angrily: "It turns out that you are really ridiculing me!" Aren't you afraid that my lord will punish you with capital crimes? ”
Zhou Xiaocao spread out his hands and said helplessly: "I'll just say it, I'm afraid you will be unhappy if you tell the truth." How can you be so secretive and avoid medical treatment? ”
Mrs. Xie looked at Zhou Xiaocao for five minutes, her breathing kept being short, her bulging chest was constantly rising and falling, and she could see that Zhou Xiaocao's eyes were also up and down, and she said in her heart when would Xie Qiuyan have such a turbulent figure.
Mrs. Xie asked, "Are you really not playing with me?" ”
Zhou Xiaocao said: "Do I have any benefits? I'm healing! To put it bluntly, Madam, the root of this illness is not on you, but on Lord Xie. This cure has to eradicate the roots, and if you want to start, you have to start with Lord Xie. ”
Mrs. Xie had no choice but to believe Zhou Xiaocao's words for now, and forgive him for not daring to make such a big joke with a dignified prefect. So he asked, "Well, do you need any medicinal materials to cure this disease?" ”
Zhou Xiaocao said: "Yes!" Absolutely! Let's go and find Dr. Yin to grab medicine! ”
The two of them walked out of the back hall one after the other, just like when Mrs. Xie and Dr. Yin came out just now. Looking at Mrs. Xie's red cheeks, everyone speculated about what kind of illness Mrs. Xie was born with. However, most of them are officials of the prefect's yamen, so they don't dare to speculate on the condition of the housewife.
Doctor Yin didn't want to deal with them, but Zhou Xiaocao was beckoning to him: "Doctor Yin, come!" ”
Dr. Yin reluctantly put his hands in his sleeves and walked over slowly: "What's the matter?" ”
Zhou Xiaocao leaned on his ear and said: "Doctor Yin, Mrs. Xie's illness is due to Master Xie's poor health and long-term absence, which is why the evil fire of the hook rises, yin and yang are out of balance, and then various uncomfortable symptoms appear. Therefore, to cure this disease, we have to start with Lord Xie. ”
Doctor Yin's heart trembled violently when he heard this, I'm going to go, is there still this? This person is sick, but the root of the disease lies in another person? Which medical book has this description?
"And how do you heal it?"
Zhou Xiaocao said: "This is the doctor, are you doing it?" Think about it, is there any way to rejuvenate a man? ”
Doctor Yin said tentatively: "Tiger and wolf medicine? What about goat weed? ”
Epimedium is an extremely domineering aphrodisiac, a small dose can make people spring, what kind of strong wine is sold on the market, this is this thing. That wine is actually just liquor with a little aphrodisiac, and it has no technical content.
Zhou Xiaocao said: "Come with me, let's go get the medicine." ”
Dragged Dr. Yin away, and after a while, came over with a few packets of medicine in her hand, and Mrs. Xie looked at the medicine without blinking.