Section 37 The Flood Beast

Yun Ye didn't run wildly on the Shu Road according to Li Tai's brain-dead thoughts, and reaching Chang'an safely was the most important thing, and he originally planned to go very secretively, but those Tubo people always kept singing along the way, which made people very headache.

Pang Qi'er didn't stop it, sitting in the carriage with a holy smile looking at these Tubo people singing all the way, and asked the leader of the Yun family caravan who led the way to know that this is how they sang all the way from Songzhou to Qinling.

It is said that the Tibetan people are the race closest to the sun, and their hearts are as pure as ice and snow, of course, a child who doesn't know anything will be even more creepy when he kills people.

Happiness is what Pang Qi'er wants to bring to this race, and when he rests, Pang Qi'er will also dance around the fire with those Tubo people, only Yun Ye and Li Tai are two people, squatting on the side like two fools and watching.

Smart and stupid This is relative, Yun Ye thinks that these Tubo people are a group of traitors, betraying the Tubo people, and destroying the culture of Tubo, but in their opinion, they are pursuing happiness, pursuing the purest happiness, Lu Dongzan took the strongest warriors of Tubo to run rampant on the snowy plateau, levy heavy taxes, and rob them of the barley and cattle and sheep that they don't have, which makes them unhappy, so they have to stand on the side of the princess, defeat Lu Dongzan, and overthrow Lu Dongzan's tyranny, they would rather sing and dance happily, I don't want to go hungry to enjoy the glory of the samurai.

What they can get in touch with is their own ethnic group, the most they can see is the majestic patriarch, singing loudly under the blue sky, playing in the green grassy meadows, caring about the growth of their barley, caring about whether their cattle and sheep are fat, for them these are all they have, as for such things as home and country. It was Lu Dongzan and these people who put it forward, it was the hero who should fight the most terrifying demons, and it was the hero who should kill the resentful spirits in the valley, and killing people was the real coward's behavior.

Yun Ye's cheeks twitched violently, and Li Tai's dry smile became more and more boring.

"Spoon, this is your teaching? I always felt that something wasn't quite right there, singing all day, dancing all day, men chasing women all day? Enjoy your own barley, enjoy your own cattle and sheep, and enjoy your love? Don't think about vicious robbers? Do not take into account the invasion of enemy countries? Don't take into account natural and man-made disasters? ”

"Why should you think about it? Shouldn't people be happier? Can't people pursue their beloved? Can't man enjoy the fruits of his labor?

Isn't that how we lived in ancient times? What is the joy of life, and why is it so painful to die? Our ancestors didn't just chase their prey naked. When you're full, don't you just dance and sing around the fire? Isn't it around the fire in the middle of the night? Why should we change?

When someone dies, we send them away with songs, and when someone is born, we celebrate his arrival with songs, and as for the thoughts of home and country that you mentioned, they were all imposed on us by the emperor, and we are born free. The land is ours, and the grass is ours. The sunshine is ours, and so is life. If there are enemies, it means that our teachings have not been preached to the poor people, and when they understand our teachings, they will lay down their arms and sing with us. Indulge in dancing. ”

Pang Qi'er used poetic language to preach her teachings to Yun Ye and Li Tai, and Yun Ye and Li Tai were sweating and panicking, because what she said was not a joke. Looking at those carefree Tibetan people, they really seem to be very happy.

Pang Qi'er's appearance is too deceptive, Yun Ye and Li Tai personally watched their subordinates, these days have become good at singing and dancing, since ancient times, the Qin soldiers have endured hard fighting, and the iron will of the Qin people can't withstand a few nonsense songs, a few random writhing dances The erosion, before they arrived in Guanzhong, the warriors of the Tang Dynasty had generously handed over their horizontal knives to the Tubo people to cut mutton! In the past, the horizontal knives in their hands were extremely noble, and their wives might be beaten up if they moved around, not to mention giving their life-precious weapons to others, inserting meat and roasting them on the fire!

"Yezi, are you sure you want to bring this ghost woman to Chang'an? They are the plague, if Pang Jiao'er is allowed to propagate the teachings in Chang'an, this is too terrifying, we Tang people prefer the life described in the doctrine more than the Tubo people, think about it, the monks just say that they believe in the Buddha can seek the next life, and there are countless people in the world who believe in Buddhism, if you let this woman stand on the street and start to promote the teachings, she will be happy in this life, she will still be happy in the next life, and she will be happy from generation to generation, and this happiness can be seen and touched, plus there is a demon girl who looks like a fairy, God, The foundation of the Tang Dynasty must collapse, and I don't know how Lu Dongzan endured these people.

I feel more and more that Lu Dongzan hurriedly attacked Nepal and Tianzhu, in fact, in order to escape, not to expand the territory, these moths who only know silly music, it is estimated that they have destroyed the snowy plateau, right? ”

Yun Ye didn't know how to answer Li Tai's question, pain is contagious, in fact, the contagion of happiness is even stronger, if a nation becomes a happy nation, this nation is basically not far from the end.

Happiness is like honey, there is naturally a magical magic that makes people intoxicated, in ancient times, sweetness represents happiness, people like sweetness is nature, in the same way, people like happiness is also his mother's nature!

The doctrine of Han Zhe was still taught to him by Yun Ye, and it was not taken as a thing at the beginning, who knew that those nonsense teachings could form a trend on the Tubo Plateau after ten years, and the king of Tubo married a woman twenty years older than him, what does this mean? It can only show that Pang Qi'er's influence is too great, only the combination of gods and humans will make people forget the age of God, just like Dong Yonghe and the Seven Fairies, Liu Yanchang and the Three Virgins, although the Seven Fairies and the Three Virgins are all wearing the skin of a beauty, they are already old women who can't be older, in folk legends, they and young men fall in love, but there is no sense of disobedience, which will only make others have a faint sense of envy! Hell yes.

A group of happy people surrounded two unhappy people on the way back to Beijing, Li Tai's heart to pursue happiness is fake, his heart is actually very bitter, if he really wants to be happy, he would have joined this happy army a long time ago, if it weren't for Yun Ye, Pang Qi'er would make Li Tai happy even if he untied his clothes.

The happier others are, the more painful the two of them are, seeing that they are about to leave the Qinling Mountains, Yun Ye insisted that Pang Qi'er should live in the Yun family, and the people who plague the Yun family are enough, and they can't live in the post house to harm other Tang people, they are plagues and need to be isolated, of course, the perverted Yun family will definitely produce enough antibodies to these people, because the Yun family is already happy enough.

The generals who accompanied Yun Ye to Yuezhou were all sent to the wine shop, where there must be no room for their happiness, and several old retainers of the Yun family will get back the warrior blood on their bodies, singing and dancing? To fart in the Yun family's wine shop, you need to get the approval of the old retainers, especially those who retired from the Xuanjia Army, and they are even more perverts among the perverts.

Xiao Wu rushed to the Yun family as soon as possible, found Pang Qi'er who lived in the courtyard of the magic queen, and without saying a word, he picked up the teapot and smashed it with his head.

It is not good for a woman to fight and a man squatting on the side, Yun Ye sighed, closed the door and walked out, although Xiao Wu has been a mother of three children over the years, but his martial arts have never been put down, and he can't be compared with Xiao Miao, it is estimated that there is no problem with Pang Keyer, this is an old account, and it always needs to be settled. However, Pang Qi'er is a cold girl, and she is probably not a master to be messed with, and she will always have some ability to press the box from a perverted family.

Magic Ji listened to the sound of fighting in her yard, holding a dustpan of corn kernels to feed her six chickens, the six big roosters have now grown half a person tall, Wangcai has already given up revenge, and now he doesn't even come to this yard, poking his head through the low wall of the garden to look at Yun Ye who is talking to the magic queen.

"Cult! Master Hou! Of course, sweet things are intoxicating, ten zhang soft red and happy, although the sound and color are entertaining, although the effect is very significant, they all say that the beauty nest is the hero's mound, you send this demon girl to the palace, what kind of consequences will be too unpredictable, the people of the Li family are born lustful, from Li Yuan to Li Shimin, the more eloquent the hero, the stronger the desire, a woman like Pang Spooner has a fatal temptation to a man like the emperor, Do you still think that stories like the princes of the Beacon Fire Show are legends? In the early years, the old body planned to train Xiao Wu to be such a woman and send it to the palace, seeing that you were extremely tired of such a thing, I had no choice but to give up, otherwise, how could the little eldest grandson Wuji make Hou Ye so annoyed?

Pang Qi'er is a person from the White Stone Palace, and the people of the White Stone Palace are naturally crazy, do you know what the consequences will be after being perfect to the extreme? ”

Yun Ye shook his head, for this, the Demon Queen is a real grandmaster.

"Ruined miè! It's ruined miè! You can't go wrong! Whether it is from the will of heaven or to the will of man, it is like this, so the sky is not complete, and there is no trace of the escape, which makes sense.

The people in Baishi Palace may not have such a mentality before, but now it is different, when they use religion to deceive the Tubo people, those Tubo people who are affected will in turn affect him, although it is very slight, but over time, the craziest one is probably the one with the highest status, so ah, don't look at this woman who speaks very methodically and thinks clearly, in fact, she is already crazy. (To be continued......)

PS: The second verse, this section is so well written, so feeling, applause, applause, haha don't joke, brothers, feel good about yourself.