Wang Xu's words made Dian Wei sigh again, shook his head and said, "I don't know, one step at a time." Anyway, I don't have any relatives, and I'm not afraid of anything, the world is so big, I can always find a place to stay. ”

Hearing this, Wang Xu's heart became even happier, and the corners of his mouth once again pulled out his signature arc. "Zhuangshi, since you have nowhere to go now, why don't you go down to Jiangnan with us! This matter should be reported to Chen Liutaishou at most, and the county will be wanted by the whole county. If it is to be arrested by the whole country, it must be reported to the imperial court, and according to the rules, the imperial court will send Lang official down to investigate, he should not dare to do that. ”

"Huh?" Dian Wei was stunned, and then asked with some consternation: "You are not afraid of being affected by my identity as a fugitive?" Listening to this brother just called you the lord, you should be the son of a rich family who came out to travel! ”

"Hahaha...... What is there to be afraid of, I am far away from home, who knows who I am? As long as you don't reveal your name, wouldn't it be nice for everyone to swim all over the world together? ”

Seeing Wang Xu's warm invitation, Na Dian Wei was also moved, and after only hesitating for a moment, he nodded heavily: "Okay!" I'll go with you! ”

Hearing this, Wang Xu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, the first step of the plan was successful! However, when he began to think about how to kidnap Dian Wei in the future and completely join the gang, Dian Wei also laughed excitedly, and immediately reported to himself: "By the way, my name is Dian Wei, I don't know what the two brothers are called?" ”

"Under Xu Sheng, the words are to!"

"In Xia Wang Ziyang, because he is not old enough, he has no words for the time being." After making up a name casually, Wang Xu had an idea, and suddenly continued: "But it's better not to call my name, so as not to be discovered by people who know my identity." ”

"Oh! That's right, you are the son of a wealthy family, and many people must know your name, so what should I call you? ”

"Uh...... What about this......" Wang Xu pretended to hesitate for a while, and said uncertainly: "You see, the three of us will make a trip, and we must have a leader in the world, otherwise it will be difficult to do it if we have different opinions in the future." Otherwise, I'll be the leader, so you can call me big brother? In the future, I will consider food, clothing, housing and transportation, I will decide on small things, and discuss and decide on major matters, how about it? ”

After speaking, he pretended to be magnificently continued: "Of course, if you don't want to, then you can be a big brother, anyway, it doesn't matter, you just need a leader." However, food, clothing, housing and transportation will have to be done by you in the future. ”

This was originally extremely abrupt, and it was extremely shameless. If the head reacts a little faster, I'm afraid that you will find out the weirdness of this on the spot, but unfortunately Dian Wei is obviously not among them. Although it seems that something is wrong with this, I don't have too many thoughts. I thought about it according to Wang Xu's words, but I felt that obtaining money was not my forte, and even I was penniless, so how could I support three people? Immediately couldn't help but shake his head, but when he looked up, he looked up at Wang Xu, who was more than a step shorter than him and was obviously younger, but he simply pointed to Xu Sheng next to him, and said bluntly in his heart: "I can't do it, I can't support three people." But you look the youngest, but I'm twenty years old, and your martial arts are not as good as mine, so how can you call the word big brother! Otherwise, let Xu Wenxiang be the eldest brother, I think he should be older than me, and then I will be the second, and you will be the third! Let's three brothers have a good time. ”

"How's that going to work?" As soon as these words came out, Xu Sheng immediately shook his head again and again: "I am a retainer, how can I say that I am above the lord?" ”

Although Wang Xu was a little surprised that this Dian Wei still knew that Xu Sheng was brought in, he was still not in a hurry, but asked leisurely: "What you said is not right, do you have to be good at martial arts, and you can only be the leader when you are old?" Then why can't so many sixty or seventy-year-old people in your world be officials? When it comes to force, many officials are not necessarily powerful! ”

"Huh?" These words made Dian Wei stunned for a moment, but then hesitated and said: "It should be that they know books and reason, and their heads are easier to use!" Of course, there are also many corrupt officials who are bought with money. ”

"Huh! That's right, I'm the smartest of the three of us, so why can't I be the leader? ”

Na Dian Wei was so twisted around, his thinking reaction was not fast, he suddenly became a little confused, and immediately asked suspiciously: "Are you very smart?" ”

"Of course, why don't we give it a try? I'll ask you a few questions, as long as you can answer them, you will be the eldest brother, and I will be responsible for food, clothing, housing and transportation. If not, then I'll be the big brother! and so that you may not suffer in the future when you travel! Saying that, Wang Xu himself couldn't help laughing.

Although Xu Sheng has a calm personality in history, he is still a young man at the moment. Seeing that the simple Dian Wei was so fooled by Wang Xu, he couldn't help but look at Wang Xu with a smile. But after being glared at, he quickly collapsed his face and stopped talking.

But Dian Wei was really not stupid, and when he heard this, he also looked at Wang Xu suspiciously: "Are you really smart?" Then you take the test first, I always feel that this is not quite right. ”

Seeing that Dian Wei was not fooled, Wang Xu was not in a hurry, smiled, and said, "Okay then!" Let's talk as we go, and there's no rush to do it anyway. ”

"Hmmm! Good! This was unanimously agreed by Xu Sheng and Dian Wei. Dian Wei immediately picked up his ice and fire halberd, and easily inserted it back into the holster tied to his back. Wang Xu and Xu Sheng looked at each other and smiled, and also put their swords back into their sheaths, and led their horses to the south.

But just a few steps away, Na Dian Wei couldn't help it. "Wang Ziyang, what's your problem? Speak up! ”

Glancing at Dian Wei, Wang Xu smiled secretly in his heart, but nodded with a pretended stern face on his face: "Hmm!" Well, I'll give you a simple question first, and you can listen to it! ”

"I'm listening!"

Under the impatient gazes of Dian Wei and Xu Sheng, Wang Xu coughed twice in a pretentious manner before asking, "Excuse me, if there are seven birds in the tree, and you use all your skills to throw the iron halberd over and kill one, then how many are there in the tree?" Saying that, Wang Xu didn't wait for Dian Wei to answer, and then answered: "This question is very simple, if you don't answer it correctly, then it's a little too much!" ”

When Dian Wei heard this, he blinked, shook his head, and said, "I can fly out two small halberds at a time, and if the birds are relatively close, I can also kill three with whirling skill." ”

"Stupid! I'm talking about what if, just let you kill one! ”

"Oh! Isn't that really a simple question? One died, and of course six. As he spoke, he thought about it, but he didn't find anything wrong, but he didn't confidently answer: "It should be six." ”

Seeing this, Wang Xu suddenly pretended to be disdainful and said: "Look, you still don't believe it when you say you're stupid, you answered such a simple question wrong." ”

When Dian Wei heard this, his face immediately became entangled, and he muttered with a puzzled face: "It should be six!" After speaking, he stretched out his fingers and calculated.

Wang Xu was happy on the spot, and couldn't help laughing: "Okay! Don't lift your fingers, the answer is neither. ”

"Huh? How so? I only killed one! Dian Wei obviously still didn't react.

"Won't the others run away after you kill one? It had already flown a long time ago, and of course there was only one in the tree. ”

"Oh! Oh yes, birds can fly. It's a pity that what makes Wang Xu cry and laugh is that he doesn't know Dian Wei who made this kind of exclamation, and there is even Xu Sheng......

But Dian Wei said unconvinced: "No, no!" I just neglected this question just now, if you say one more thing, I will definitely be able to answer it! ”

"Huh!" Wang Xu smiled secretly in his heart, but he didn't care, after thinking about it, he asked again: "Excuse me, Xiao Ming's father has four sons, the eldest son Da Ming, the second son Er Ming, and the third son Sanming, so what is the name of the fourth son?" ”

"Haha...... I know, it's called Siming! It's a pity that Dian Wei didn't have time to speak, but Xu Sheng exhaled in surprise.

But what's even funnier is that when Dian Wei heard this, he even said with admiration on his face: "Wen Xiang's reaction is faster than mine!" ”

Wang Xu's face turned blue in an instant, and he felt that a group of crows were flying above his head, why were his two little brothers a little ......

When even angrily replied: "Please, didn't I say it's Xiao Ming's father?" If it's called Siming? So where did Xiao Ming go? ”

"Huh? That's right? Where is Xiao Ming? "Dian Wei has been completely fooled......

After a long time, I finally reacted, but after thinking about it, I was still unconvinced: "No, it doesn't count!" Or am I careless, you re-examined! ”

"Alright! But it's not a matter of three things, and if you can't answer this time, then you can't go back on it. ”

Hearing this, Dian Wei was obviously very angry, and immediately nodded heavily: "The eldest husband will never regret it!" ”

"Good!" In response, Wang Xu was not in a hurry, he thought about it, but the corners of his mouth showed an evil smile, and he slowly asked a fairly classic brain teaser in his memory. "Excuse me, under what circumstances does one plus one equal three."

"How is that possible?" As soon as these words came out, Dian Wei immediately said in disbelief: "Impossible, absolutely impossible to equal three!" ”

Xu Sheng on the side pondered for a long time, and then shook his head and said, "It's really impossible!" ”

Wang Xu finally couldn't help it, and seeing that the two of them were both second monks and confused, and looked stupid, he immediately laughed: "Isn't it equal to three if you miscalculate?" It's possible that those little ones count as five or six! ”

"Huh? That's right! A miscalculation could indeed be equal to three, why didn't I think of it? After speaking, Dian Wei grabbed his head in a tangled manner, obviously very aggrieved. I wanted to open my mouth and continue to ask, but just now I had promised not to regret it, and I went south for a while.

However, Xu Sheng had already faintly noticed the strangeness of Wang Xu's question at this time, it seemed that it was all about twists and turns, although he couldn't figure out why he couldn't answer, but he didn't say much anymore and closed his mouth tightly, so as not to be teased by Wang Xu.

"How? Dian Wei, didn't you say it now? ”

Hearing Wang Xu's words, Dian Wei couldn't help sighing, but he felt a little awkward in his heart, and couldn't help but arch his hand aggrievedly: "It's a bit awkward to call the eldest brother, otherwise call you the leader!" ”

"We're not bandits, how can we call them that!" After speaking, Wang Xudang, who had already been prepared, nodded and said, "Forget it, I won't fight with you, you just call me boss!" It's just that I'm still in the lead. ”

"Huh? What does boss mean? ”

"That's what the virtuous brother means!"

"Oh! All right! ”