Chapter 2 Your name is Lu Xiaofeng! (New books are uploaded, and there are a lot of them.)
When Du Zhitao woke up again, he was sitting in a big bath tub. When he opened his eyes, he saw a man looking at him with concern, and Du Zhitao was so frightened that he almost jumped out of the bucket: "Who are you?" What are you doing? ”
The man said with a bitter face: "Young Master, you don't know me anymore, Young Master?" Why did you fall asleep just now, the little one has already added hot water to it three times, and he doesn't dare to wake you up......"
What the? Master?
Looking at the clothes this guy was wearing, Du Zhitao understood that he was either dreaming or crossing over. It seems that the latter is more likely.
Du Zhitao took a closer look at this place, and saw that the hut was low, and a low couch was the big wooden barrel that he bathed in, and it was also missing a few corners, it seemed that the life of this young master was really not very good. Looking at the little guy next to him, with patches on his body, dirty sleeves and hems, did he cross into a poor bastard with only an empty shell left?
Du Zhitao decided to figure out the current form, so he grabbed the little guy and asked, "What's your name?" ”
The little guy smiled ashamedly and said, "Young master, you are so funny, I am a gourd." ”
Du Zhitao almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Gourd?!" What kind of name is this one who lacks virtue and smokes? ”
The gourd said with a bitter face: "Isn't this the name you gave the young master, you forgot jì?" ”
Du Zhitao scolded in his heart, my physical knowledge level is really poor, even if I can't come up with a name like Ximen Blowing Snow and Ye Gucheng, it's okay to call a blessing, Liu Quan and the like. Also Nima gourd, which is also a name?
Du Zhitao grabbed the gourd, made a lot of effort in his hand, and asked: "What is the general situation of your young master and me, who is the surname, and what is the situation at home, tell me quickly!" ”
The gourd was caught by him, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Young master, what are you doing here, oh, young master, please let go." ”
This guy is a complete minion, he doesn't dare to struggle at all, and he doesn't dare to fight back. Du Zhitao strengthened his hands: "Say it quickly!" Young master, I'll test you, and when the time comes, you get lost, and others don't know where to send you back if they want to send you back. Just a fool like you, no one wants to give it away for nothing. That is, young master, I have mercy and have taken you in. ”
The gourd hurriedly said, "Yes, yes! My young master is the best young master in the world! Ouch, I said, I said it wasn't right yet! Young master, your name is Zhou Xiaocao, originally from the capital, and later came here with our master. ”
Zhou Xiaocao?!
I'll it! It's also called a name?!
Du Zhitao almost wanted to scold God, what is this, all the names are not good, can they have a future? But there is no way, in the eyes of the ancients, the name was given by the parents, and it cannot be changed casually. Unless... When you see the emperor and his old man, let him give him a name, it will sound good. However, Du Zhitao didn't expect that it would be so easy to see the emperor, for ordinary Shengdou people, let alone seeing the emperor, even if he saw the people in the palace, it would be extremely difficult.
Du Zhitao, hereinafter referred to as Zhou Xiaocao, finally let go of the gourd, who squatted on the ground and rubbed his shoulders. Zhou Xiaocao said: "Listen, from now on, your name is Lu Xiaofeng, understand?" ”
The gourd was taken aback: "What? Lu Xiaofeng?! Young master, why do you give me a woman's name, how can I tell others... Okay, okay, don't fight, don't fight, I'm Lu Xiaofeng, I'm Lu Xiaofeng, right? ”
Zhou Xiaocao smiled happily. Wow ha, in the future, the young master and the people around me have changed their names, and when the time comes, Lu Xiaofeng, Ximen Blowing Snow, Li Xunhuan, and Ling Hu Chong will follow me, and I will be more majestic than the undefeated in the East. Ahh It's not good to mention anyone, but to mention the old goblin.
Zhou Xiaocao urged: "Hurry up and wait for the young master to get dressed, and if you soak it again, your body is swollen." ”
Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly nodded and came over with his clothes: "Yes, yes, yes!" The little one changes the young master's clothes! ”
Although this dress is a little old, it is still clean and atmospheric, if it is the same as the one Lu Xiaofeng is wearing, then this young master doesn't do it, I might as well die and go back. Even if you are in prison in that world, it is much better than being a poor young master in this world.
After getting dressed, Zhou Xiaocao turned around, looked at the fluttering skirt, and exclaimed in his heart! The feeling of not wearing underwear is so cool!
Zhou Xiaocao suddenly remembered why he had crossed over, so he asked, "Were there any unusual celestial phenomena just now?" ”
Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes!" Just before you fell asleep, young master, the sun in the sky suddenly turned red, and then a thick red light hit our room, and I was so frightened that I immediately got under the bed. Fortunately, fortunately, young master, you are fine, you are just asleep. The little one is derelict in his duties, the little one didn't take care of the young master first, the little one should be damned. ”
And so it was!
It's just that what Lu Xiaofeng didn't know was that the young master in front of him had already been given a bag a long time ago. That red light should be the culprit who allowed him to pass through. Zhou Xiaocao asked again, "Where are we now?" What dynasty is it? Which is the emperor's year name? ”
Lu Xiaofeng scratched his head, frowned and said, "Young Master, what's wrong with you today, this is Cangzhou." That emperor is the emperor, the court is the court, how can there be an era name, and what is the dynasty? ”
After asking for a long time, Lu Xiaofeng's intermittent narration of a hammer in the east and a rake in the west, Zhou Xiaocao understood it completely. This is a time and space parallel to the world I came from, but it is still in the feudal era. There is no change of dynasty here, no matter who sits as emperor, they are all called emperors, and the court is still that court. One thing is the same, and that's that it's still called China.
During the Xia and Shang periods, Shang was the largest country, surrounded by hundreds of smaller states, and the Western Zhou Dynasty was one of them. Therefore, Xia Shang referred to himself as China, which means the center of all countries. Since Shang was like a big ball, with a lot of "dust" attached to it, the people of Shang trafficked goods from this place to another place (because in ancient times people were not allowed to go abroad at will) and profited from it. This is why later generations will refer to the business as the origin of the merchant.
After figuring out this, Zhou Xiaocao's color heart began to move again. Hehe, in ancient times, prostitution was legal! As a young master of Cangzhou (Zhou Xiaocao's boastful words), if you don't go to the scenery of the Qinglou, how can it be justified?
Zhou Xiaocao called Lu Xiaofeng and instructed, "Can we go to the Qinglou?" ”
Lu Xiaofeng replied: "It can be, but it's just ......"
Zhou Xiaocao slapped Lu Xiaofeng on the back of the head: "It's a fart!" Walking, the work of the Qinglou! ”
Lu Xiaofeng touched the back of his head and said, "Young Master, why are you beating me again, you will become stupid if you hit me again, my mother said, you can't hit your head, the more you fight, the more stupid you become." Alas, young master, you go slowly, wait for me! ”
Zhou Xiaocao said: "Young master, my name is Daigo empowerment, you know Mao." A stupid minion like you will only get smarter and smarter the more you fight, because you can't find anyone more stupid than you! ”
Out of this hut, there is a small courtyard outside, and there are some bamboo and flowers planted in the yard, which looks quite chic. Out of the small yard, there is a big yard outside, it seems that my father is still very rich! Zhou Xiaocao instantly decided, he didn't go back to prison, and settled here!