Chapter Seventy-Three: Nonsense
"yes, what's wrong?" Hua Hate Liu was surprised that Tian was not afraid of this question: Yang Jian had clearly said it from beginning to end just now, and he should have talked about the fact that the lantern recognized himself as his father.
"Questions?" He asked rhetorically.
"Hmm!" Tian is not afraid to hear Hua Hateliu's affirmative answer, and immediately became solemn, and this solemn tone and expression even Yang Wu and Yang Jian, who were overjoyed on the side, also noticed it.
"Uncle Shi, is there anything wrong?" Yang Wu frowned slightly, although he was very fond of the child in front of him, but after all, it was the first time they met, if the next sentence heard that the lantern had any disadvantages or uncertainties about his male karma, he didn't mind immediately strangling this threat in his hands.
Yang Jian also clearly felt the change in his father's momentum at this moment, if he was happy just now, he was like a sleeping lion, at this moment, the male lion had opened his sleepy eyes and was ready to open his bloody mouth and eat a full meal.
As a result, she looked at Hua Hate Willow beside her with concern for help.
"What's the problem? If you are sure, say it, but if you are not sure, don't say it. Hua hated Liu thought to himself that if the people present at this time did not consider the "Heavenly Curse" that the sky was not afraid of, Yang Jian's strength was the strongest, if there was any change, it was better not to have a conflict before determining and figuring out the facts, after all, if the two had just determined the cooperative relationship because of the lantern, it would not be good for anyone.
"I'm pretty sure." Tian was not afraid to widen his eyes, stared directly at the lantern that was still in Yang Wu's arms without squeaking, and said word by word: "She is my wife!" I'm going to marry her! β
"Get out!" Hearing this nonsensical remark that Tian is not afraid, Hua Hate Liu was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't stand his nonsense anymore, so he came out with a smile and scolded regardless of the relationship between master and apprentice.
"This, Uncle Shi......" Yang Wu couldn't cry or laugh at this time: It's okay for you to be a nymphomaniac, and it's not good to make the people present nervous with you.
"Huh-" Yang Jian first breathed a sigh of relief when he heard it, and then turned his angry eyes and looked at the sky without fear: "Xiaodeng apprentice, what are you kidding?" How old are you when you want to marry a daughter-in-law? Why don't you learn a little! After saying this, he glanced at Hua Hate Liu, as if to say: Look at the bad you brought him!
If the most inexplicable thing is the lantern. Although she didn't understand why the boy in front of her, who was a little "lewd" with a little "lewd" laughing, was so strict with herself, she still understood the second half of the sentence: He wants to marry me! This little rascal is trying to take advantage of me, and he openly teases me in front of my father, aunt, and grandfather!
Tian was not afraid but regardless of everyone's reaction, he walked up to the lantern and said to her: "I will be good to you for the rest of my life, I will not make you cry, I will not make you unhappy, and I will give you all the delicious sugar gourds to eat first, will you marry me?" β
The lantern's bad comments about the sky are no longer enough, and he is thinking of saying: "Hmph! Wishful thinking, daydreaming, and the toad wants to eat swan meat, don't pee yourself and look in the mirror first", before the words could be spoken, she seemed to grasp another thing that she was interested in, and glared at Tian Tian, who was so nervous at this time, that her face was almost dripping blood, and she said uncertainly: "You...... Will you really give me all the sugar gourds? β
That's enough! Hua Hate Liu sighed in her heart, why does it always become particularly funny every time Yan SΓΉ is not afraid to be present one day? When we met for the first time, when the great Confucian Sikong was killed, when he went to the camp of the king of Lanling to be humiliated, when he was seriously injured and blessed by misfortune...... It seems that every time, as long as the sky is not afraid of a disturbance, things will always develop in a direction that is difficult for the parties to control!
Another example......
"It's not all of it, it's something that I can give you." Tian was not afraid to explain, and seeing that there was dissatisfaction on the lantern's face, he hurriedly said: "Of all of them, you can choose what you like to eat first, but you can't choose all of them - this is the bottom line." β
The bottom line? Hearing these two words, Yang Jian laughed dumbly: These two children are obviously messing around, how can they talk like adults, and they even move out of the bottom line.
"Is it okay if I only leave you a string?" As if to deliberately embarrass the sky, Lantern asked with a wicked smile.
"No, no, no!" Tian was not afraid that he didn't expect the other party to be so small and ambitious, but he was so ambitious, and immediately refused: "We can divide it equally, you half and I half." β
"But if there's only one string, how do you divide it? Can't you eat half of it first, and I'll eat half more, right? It's dirty! Lantern thought about the scene where Tian was not afraid to eat half of it first, and then he went to eat the other half, and shivered fiercely from the bottom of his heart.
"Yes...... You can eat first, and I'll eat later. Tian was not afraid to swallow his saliva, thinking about the scene of being able to eat the same string of sugar gourds as the lantern, and he was excited.
"Don't!" The lantern ruthlessly poured cold water and said: "Only one string is not enough, I don't eat the same string as you." β
"I didn't ...... Never mind! Tian is not afraid of panic, in his opinion, this is equivalent to people refusing, and when he was flustered, he suddenly remembered that there was something else to help: "I ...... I have money! β
No one would have thought that God would use this as a reason for persuasion at this time - money? Let the people of the world know that the first person in the world, Mr. Chou, the head of Sichou Zhai, is now taking money to pick up girls, isn't he crazy with laughter?
"Oh? How many do you have? When the lantern heard this, his eyes lit up.
"One or two!" Tian is not afraid to say with confidence, this is the hard work of his first half of his life, although it is a little painful to take it out, but for the happiness of the second half of his life, the only way to do it is to tear down the east wall and make up the west wall!
"How much is a tael of silver?" Lantern rolled his eyes and asked his grandfather Yang Wu, who was hugging him.
"Well, you can buy a lot of sugar gourds." At this time, Yang Wu was full of the urge to laugh, and when he saw the lantern asking himself like this, he immediately made a contemplative state before solemnly saying: "It is more than enough to buy the sugar gourd in the entire Xizhou." β
"So much?" The lantern exclaimed, and when he looked back at the sky, he was no longer contemptuous. "Okay, I'll ...... promise"
"Ahem!" Seeing that the lantern was about to be deceived by the sky, Hua Hate Liu couldn't stand it anymore, and immediately coughed: "It's a little early for this matter." β
As soon as these words came out, Tian was not afraid of being annoyed at first, and was about to express his dissatisfaction to Hua Hate Liu, and then thought that if Hua Hate Liu could control the lantern at this time, then it would also mean that he could also stop it in the future - that is, he could stop the first time and the second time!
Thinking of this, Tian is not afraid of being afraid for a while, but fortunately he didn't lose his temper at him, otherwise if he wants to marry someone's daughter in the future, he also needs to look at people's faces.
"Father-in-law......" he pleaded with a sad face.
Father-in-law? Yes, it's a familiar title. Hua hated Liu remembered that when he saw the sky for the first time, he threw himself straight on him, and begged himself for help with a handful of snot and tears: "Father-in-law, help!" Did he see his present at that time?
Thinking like this in his heart, he was not afraid of the sky and looked up again: is it just because he is the identity of the head of the four sorrows?
"I'm not saying against ...... in this matter," Hua Hate Liu said after considering his words: "Although the opinions of your parents are very important in the marriage matter, if the two of you agree, I will naturally not interfere...... I'm talking about age. As he spoke, he looked at the two people in front of him, neither of whom was half his height, "You are still young, at least you have to wait until you grow up a little more, right?" β
"Daddy's got a point!" Lantern thought about it, and remembered that it seemed that who said that all men in the world are big liars, who knows if what he promised to give himself at this time, will he really honor it in the future? The best way is to observe first, try to delay, if he changes his hexagram in the future, he will eat sugar gourd for free for a few years!
"That...... You, what's your name? Just as he was about to say something to make a decision, Lantern suddenly remembered the name of the person in front of him.
"Don't be afraid! I'm not afraid! For his name, Tian was not afraid to feel majestic for the first time, and immediately replied loudly.
"Well, the sky is not afraid...... Okay," Lantern looked in a dilemma, frowned and thought for a long time before saying, "Then what my father said is very reasonable, do you admit it?" β
"Well, that makes sense." Tian is not afraid to nod. At this time, Mo said that Hua hated Liu just said, "Wait until you grow up", that is, "You give me the position of head now" Tian is not afraid and absolutely does not hesitate to hand it over - at that time, he was not happy to follow, what is there to be nostalgic?
"Alright, let's talk about it when we get older!"
"How long is that?" This sentence makes Tian not afraid of being extremely depressed, when will it be "growing up"? When you are not in charge? When you were an adult? Or is it when you're going to die? There has to be a clear point in time to have hope!
"Uh......" Lantern didn't think about how long it would take, and was stunned by this question. But fortunately, she had a way to secretly look at Hua Hate Liu for help, but when she saw Hua Hate Liu pointing at Yang Jian, she immediately understood: "Wait for my father and aunt to give me a little brother!" β
As soon as these words came out, Yang Wu couldn't hold back after all, and laughed out loud.
The sky is not afraid to hear the words is also a joy: this is not fast!
Yang Jian listened to the lantern talking like this, and originally didn't pay attention to Hua Hate Liu pointing at him, but when he looked at the past, he was pointing to his lower abdomen...... Immediately, he was stunned, then angry, and soon blushed and stopped talking.
Hua hated Liu couldn't wait to go up and cover the lantern's mouth at this time! When did he imply that the lantern said so? Never! At that time, Lantern begged him for help, and he didn't think of how old he should be to talk about marriage, after all, the era he lived in was still slightly different from now, but there was a ready-made reference - isn't she Yang Jian still single? Pointing to Yang Jian, he wanted the lantern to say, "When I am so old with my aunt", where is "When my father and aunt give birth to a little brother"!
Didn't he just stretch out his finger and point at Yang Jian? Why is this happening at this time?
When she looked at the lantern again, Hua Hyaliu's eyes were full of vigilance: this little girl is dangerous...... Maybe it's with Yang Wu and Yang Jian!
"That's it!" Yang Wu finished laughing and said, "I may not understand what you young people think. It's getting dark now, everyone go back to eat some rice balls and then restβJian'er will go back with me too, and tomorrow you will discuss how to talk about peace with the group of people in Xiyue." After saying that, he took the lead and walked out with the lantern, and he was not afraid that he would chase the lantern in his hand, so he hurriedly followed. In a short period of time, only Yang Jian and Hua Haliu were left in the big tent.
"The lantern misunderstood my ......," Hua Hate Liu hurriedly stepped forward to explain, but Yang briefly said that was not the case.
"Are you still having 200,000 silver tickets?"