It's really not a pseudo-change, but a mistake made by NC, and if you don't change it, you're misleading teenagers!

Thank you for the message that made me see this error! Sen Sen drip bowed. After I had done everything in the underworld, Hades personally imprinted three seals on the back of my neck, and one seal was my life on earth. After all three seals are gone, I must return to Hades and guard Lethe.

Under the envious gaze of various spiritual creatures, I finally came to the human world in a long white cotton dress.

The world that only appeared in the book was more lively than I imagined, more interesting, and more ...... Dangerous.

On the third day of coming to the world, I passed by a temple on the way to find Moxi, and in a blink of an eye, I saw that the temple was enshrined in the Jizo Bodhisattva, so I went in and worshiped devoutly, kneeling down and kowtowing my head, an old and capable bald monk suddenly took a razor and walked out. He smiled kindly at me: "Amitabha, it is a good thing that the benefactor can know his way back and take refuge in my Buddha. ”

I was stunned, and before I could remember what he meant, his razor went straight to my hair.

I am a stone, a three-life stone, the most difficult thing to grow on the whole body is hair, seeing it grow for so many thousand years, it finally got a little better, this old bald donkey actually dared to shave me! At that moment, I was angry and kicked him away, but this monk was actually a practitioner, and I was easily dodged by him.

The kind smile on his face retracted: "What does the donor mean by this?" ”

I wondered, "What do you mean, bald donkey?" ”

He snorted coldly: "I also said that you monster wants to take refuge in my Buddha to atone for your sins, so you are here to provoke!" ”

"Demon? You're mistaken, I'm not ......"

"Hmph, I smelled the yin qi on your body as early as three miles away, don't quibble!"

I sniffed left and right, I really didn't feel how heavy the yin qi on my body was, and the yin qi of those fish in the Lechuan River was a hundred times heavier than mine. The monk didn't listen to my explanation, and another razor beckoned to me, and I was moved by a murderous heart, but I suddenly remembered that before the human world, the king of Hades told me a thousand times, absolutely not to harm people's lives.

I took the call, turned my head, and ran away. The monk chased me over a whole mountain. I was exhausted and just wanted to punch the bald donkey and keep him awake.

Suddenly, a strange fragrance wafted from the tip of my nose, I had never smelled such a wonderful fragrance in Hades, and my mind was immediately drawn to it. As I got closer, a sea of flowers that looked like red clouds appeared in front of my eyes.

This season is called winter, and the crystalline objects covered in red petals are called snow. And I don't know what the names of these red flowers are. Passing through this sea of strange flowers, a small courtyard is quietly located in it.

With a hint of curiosity, I pushed open the courtyard door and walked in. As soon as I stepped into the small courtyard, the golden seal left by Moxi on my wrist suddenly flashed, my heart moved, approached the main house in the small courtyard, and suddenly heard a woman's gentle voice: "Shake, shake, shake." ”

I gently pushed the door open a crack and peeked in, where a young woman was sitting on the bed with a baby in her arms. I took a closer look and smiled, these eyebrows, eyes, and lips are not Moxi's version of the meat ball!

It's a no-brainer!

But now he's just a lump of meat, he's forgotten his past life, and he can't know people yet, so how can I hook up with him? Otherwise, I will always be by his side, protect him as he grows up, and never let other women or men take advantage of him when he is still young.

I was thinking about it when a loud shout suddenly came from behind me: "Where is the demon fleeing!" ”

I was startled, rushed to the left, slammed open the door, and fell into the house. The razor slashed, and I saw a handful of green silk fall from my forehead.

Lying on the ground, I stared vacantly at the handful of black hair that fluttered to the ground.

"Ahh The woman's screams sounded so far away to me, and Hades' thousand commands were as ethereal as floating clouds.

I jumped up, the spiritual power in my palm was condensed, and I slapped it directly at the old monk with the yin qi of Lechuan for thousands of years, and seeing that this palm was about to slap his brain to burst, a baby's cry suddenly awakened my reason.

The palm was deflected to the side and struck on the door beam, and the whole wooden house shook three times. I jumped out of the house with a somersault. The bald donkey seemed to be frightened by my palm, and it took a while to come back to his senses, he looked at me, and then at the meat ball version of Moxi, and suddenly said to the frightened woman: "Eyebrows and cinnabar, your child is an ominous person, born to attract such evils, and he will definitely be close to people in the future!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the woman was so shocked that she was colorless, holding the child, not knowing what to do.

I was furious: "The bald donkey is going to talk nonsense! "People in the human world believe in the prophecies of these monks and Taoists, and when he says this, he really ruined Moxi's life.

"Humph! Demon, just now you took advantage of my unpreparedness to sneak attack me, this time the old man will definitely take you in! ”

The razor in the monk's hand flashed with golden light, turned into a Zen staff, and killed me, this monk's Taoism is not high, but the Buddha light on the Zen staff forced me to dare not look directly. In the Netherworld, what I am most afraid of is the holy light of the Buddha in the West. I couldn't resist the defeat and retreat.

I thought that I wouldn't have a fight with this monk for long, I was a stone, and the characterization was the best, and when this monk was tired of fighting with me, he would retreat, and then I would come back and grow up with Moxi. I don't want this monk in the human world to be even more stubborn than me, and he regards slaying demons and demons as his life's mission. Maybe I'm the most powerful "monster" he's ever met in his life, so he regards me as the ultimate task in his life to slay demons.

I fought with him for nine years in the human world.

Nine years!

In the end, it wasn't he who gave up killing me, but my old acquaintance, Brother Black and White, who snatched his soul away......

When I saw my acquaintances, I hid in the mountains, hiding in embarrassment, watching them hook the souls of bald donkeys, and for a moment I was so happy that I hugged their long tongues and wept fiercely. By the way, he also instructed them to tell Meng Po and let her scoop more soup for this monk, so that he would be stupid and stunned in the next life, and his life would be miserable.

After dealing with the monk, I sorted out the makeup that I hadn't sorted out for nine years, and turned over thousands of mountains and rivers to find the small courtyard where I met Moxi.

After nine years of nurturing, I already know that the strange fragrance of safflower is called plum.

But I didn't know that nine years could turn Merlin, so beautiful at the beginning, into a withered appearance.

I slowly approached the courtyard, and the gold seal on my wrist flashed again. Before he stepped into the courtyard gate, he saw a dirty child sweeping away the barren yard with a sweep much taller than him. The "rustle" sound very bleak.

As if sensing someone entering, the child turned his head suddenly.

I saw a pair of clear eyes and a little bright red cinnabar on the center of my eyebrows. My heart tightened, my hands trembled, and the candy I bought for Moxi fell to the ground.

"Who are you?" He walked up to me.

I sknuckled down to look at him at eye level, and saw my own shadow in his clear eyes, and I wiped the ashes on his face with my sleeve: "My name is Sansheng, and I'm here to hook up with you." ”

He stared at me, didn't speak, and let me wipe his face clean with my sleeve. I looked at the tattered clothes on his body, as well as some bruises on his neck and hands, and remembered that his mother looked like nine years ago, she didn't look like a poor person, how could she raise Moxi like this: "What about your mother? I asked.

"Dead."

His direct and frank answer made me stunned, haven't mortals always cared about life and death? He...... Maybe I'm too young to understand life and death. That's how I had to explain.

"Since your mother has passed away, then your affairs are all up to you, and you remember that from today onwards, I will be considered to have hooked up with you."

He still has no reputation for me. I scratched my head, feeling that it was very difficult to communicate with a child, who was still a bit withdrawn and not good at words, and I decided to explain it to him in plain language.

"In other words, I will be your lady from today onwards, and according to the rules of mortals, I am your child daughter-in-law. But it doesn't matter. The important thing is that with me in the future, no one can bully you. His eyes lit up slightly, and I touched his head: "You call the lady, I'll listen." ”

There was silence for a while: "Three lives." He called.

"It's a lady."

"Three lives."

"Lady!"

"Three lives."

“…… All right. "I'm defeated," then call it Sansheng. ”

"Three lives."

"Hmm."

I will always remember that day when he called my name countless times, and every time he had to get an answer from me. Later, I learned that the reason he did this was that one day, he called his mother's name countless times without getting any answer.

Moxi was originally the god of war in the sky, and although he has gone down to the mortal world and become a mortal, he should also be a gentle and polite mortal, so I thought about sending him to study in the academy.

There is a small town not far from where we live, there is only one academy in the town, and the masters in the academy know that Moxi was prophesied by an old monk when he was a child, and he will do everything he can to those close to him, so they are reluctant to accept him.

I asked Moxi to go around the academy with a gold ingot, and finally the master accepted him.

On the day I sent him to the academy, I put his hair in a bun, and he looked at me from the bronze mirror with a little apprehension in his eyes. I said gently: "You have to live in this world for decades, this time is not long, I can protect you for a lifetime, but I hope you are a responsible person, and you will live a prosperous life for decades." Reading is a must. When they entered the academy and listened to the master's words, although they were not saints, they also pretended to be proud of themselves in front of the students. Study hard. ”

Moxi nodded.

When he came back in the evening, his face was bruised, red and blue. I asked him, "Bullied?" ”

He nodded.

"Did you come back from the bullying?"

He shook his head.

I cleaned up his wound and asked, "Where does the bully live?" ”

Wang Xiaopanzi is the son of a landowner in a small town, his family is well-off, and his backyard is also large. I was very happy to see that after a ghost fire lit his firewood house, a south wind happened to blow, which would make the fire burn very strongly. Half of the town burned red.

I thought it was very spectacular, so I led Moxi to a place with a good view, pointed to the fire of Wang Xiaopang's house and said, "Laugh hard." ”

Moxi was silent, and he looked at me: "Sansheng, the master said that he should repay his grievances with virtue." ”

"Moxi, you have to learn to discern. Master's words are obviously farting to trick you. Just listen to it, don't take it seriously. ”

Moxi listened to my words and suddenly made a "hahaha" sound.

The time of the human world passed very quickly, and in a blink of an eye, Moxi reached the age of a weak crown.

Under my careful education, Moxi unsurprisingly grew into a gentleman as gentle as jade. His appearance and body shape are exactly the same as when I saw him in the underworld, such a celestial posture is extremely rare in the world, and Moxi is very intelligent, and he has become a well-known person in the town.

However, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and this saying can be spread like this, naturally there is a reason for him.

It was a sunny morning, and I was reclining on the couch looking at the new book, which was a play in which a talented and beautiful woman went through a series of detailed descriptions of the Grace Ah Ah Movement. I was looking at the emotional place, Moxi walked in from outside the door, he picked up the cloak and jacket that I threw on the ground for me, poured me a glass of water, and said:

"It's not okay to lie in the house all the time, Sansheng still has to go out to bask in the sun."

I took the cup, but my eyes did not take off the notebook, and said perfunctorily: "The sun will only be a □□ for me, and it will not be good for my body." ”

But he didn't believe my words: "It's snowing this morning, and the plum blossoms in the yard are blooming just right, so let's go and see." I looked at him, and saw a little sparkle of expectation in his eyes, and I put down the book that was holding the happy words: "Okay, I'll go with you." ”

He smiled lightly, very happy.

I took his hand and walked in the plum forest step by step, but he didn't tell me, the plum blossoms are blooming really well today.

"Moxi, you know that I like this red plum dark fragrance and clear snow crystal scenery the most, but do you know why?"

He thought for a while: "Probably because Sansheng has a temper that is very similar to this Mei." I paused, stared into his eyes and shook my head, but smiled silently.

Although he didn't know why, he let me look at it, and gradually his eyebrows and eyes bent up: "Sansheng likes to look at me?" ”

"I like it." I used my hand to compare the distance between the top of his head and mine, he was already a full head taller than me, I tilted my head and thought: "Moxi, call the lady to listen." ”

His ears were red.

I said, "You're about to weaken your crown, and I'm thinking that my child daughter-in-law has been doing it for so many years, and it's time to straighten it out." Why don't you marry me in a while? ”

The redness of his ears spread to his cheeks, his Adam's apple moved, and after a while, a little annoyance appeared in his eyes: "Sansheng, you, you are always ......" Before I finished speaking, I suddenly heard someone talking outside Merlin. Since Moxi became famous, people often came to him, and I didn't say anything about it, but today they interrupted me to talk about marriage, and my face collapsed, and I was extremely unhappy.

The voice of the comer became louder and louder, and Moxi also heard a little: "Sansheng, it seems that someone is coming, let's go back to the house first." ”

I hummed, turned back to my room, and read my notebook. Moxi went to the hall to receive guests.

It was almost noon, and Moxi finally saw off the guests and came to my house again. He sat and did not speak, and I also reclined and did not speak. My patience has never been bad, and he has never been able to grind me.

"Three lives."

"Hmm."

"It's the Governor who is here today."

"Hmm."

He ...... He said let me go to the capital to be an official. ”

"Hmm."

Xu is my coldness made Moxi a little confused, he carefully looked at my expression, as if he had made up his mind and said, "I want to go." ”

I quietly turned the last page of the book, it is a story of a talented and beautiful woman who married her son and married forever. I turned my head to look at Moxi, only to see his eyes looking at me fixedly. I sighed and said, "The man is ambitious in all directions, you want to be an official, not a robbery...... Well, although the nature of the two is not much different. But the court is also a place to display your ambitions, and I always hope that you can be a man who stands up to the sky. Now you have the talent and the opportunity. To be bold is to look at me and do it. ”

Moxi shook his head: "I didn't become an official for any ambitions...... his cheeks were slightly red, "As you said, I'm almost weak, I, I've been thinking about giving you a marriage one day." ”

I froze with my teacup in my hand.

He smiled helplessly: "But, Sansheng, you are always one step ahead of me." He said, "I want to have a family with you, but I, a man, can't let you keep it like this all my life." I want to make you happy for the rest of your life. ”

"Sansheng, are you willing to wait for me for two years? On the day when I am done, I will come back and marry you. ”

I can't say no.

At that moment, I was really willing to be an ordinary woman, willing to guard the empty room alone and wait for him to come back and call me "three lives" at the door.

However, he asked me to wait for two years, and my very patient stone could not bear it this time. One tossing and turning night, I sat up from the bed suddenly: "Moxi." "I knew he wasn't there, but I still wanted to call his name, as if he would appear to me.

"Moxi."

I called him three times, and I heard nothing but the sound of the wind outside the house. I couldn't fall asleep any longer, so I simply rolled over and got out of bed, didn't pack anything, and went out in a white undershirt and went directly to Beijing to look for my husband.