Chapter 67, Erosion of Sulfur
"What?"
Everyone was shocked.
Zong Hai, a fierce general of the Three Kingdoms who looks like a Tibetan mastiff, was trampled on by a mount and broke his legs? Wrong, and one eye is blind too!
And what was that earth-shattering explosion? How can it be so frightening?
The Yellow Turban thieves almost blew up the camp.
"Heavenly thunder! It's damnation! You people, burning, killing, looting, and doing all kinds of evil, this is the punishment that the heavens give you! Don't surrender quickly, or the thunder will continue to punish you! ”
Zu Zhao shouted loudly with a loudspeaker, joking that this is a good time to hit the morale of the other party, especially these yellow turban thieves admired the sky who didn't know where it was, and in line with the purpose of not fooling you to death and never giving up, Zu Zhao yelled again: "Listen, if you don't evacuate within a stick of incense, I will let God continue to punish you!" ”
Huge firecrackers have been distributed.
Zu Ping Zu Ah Han Danghou Yong took these firecrackers, one by one eyebrows and smiled, with a look of I am a heavenly soldier and a heavenly general who wants to give you a good look, and each of them put the firecrackers on the crossbow.
"After lighting the fuse, shoot the spear, and you can't stop on your side, you know? Let the damnation blow up in those Yellow Turban thieves! ”
Zu Zhao simply took this firecracker and called it "Heavenly Punishment". It feels like the name is overbearing.
"Shoot!"
The first firecrackers appeared during the Three Kingdoms period, and they were used on the battlefield.
When Zong Hai saw the second batch of spears being shot, he was already farting and urinating, that was the curse of God, he had done all the evil of burning, killing and plundering over the years, but his life was becoming more and more moisturized, he thought that he would continue to be moisturized, but he didn't expect to clean up the curse today.
"Help me!"
He yelled on the ground.
The two pro-soldiers beside him reacted from the shock, and hurriedly helped up their "Tibetan Mastiff" boss and put him on the horse, looking at the Tibetan Mastiff's classmates' legs were bent at 90 degrees, the two pro-soldiers suddenly had a frightened expression: "The power of the damnation is really huge, as the saying goes, you can still live if you do evil in God, but you can't live if you do it yourself, this is not the curse of God!" ”
"Let's go! Take me away! ”
Zong Hai was furious, although he was a first-order cripple at this moment, he was mighty.
The two soldiers hurriedly led his horse and seemed to gallop, where did he care about the battlefield?
As soon as the coach left, the yellow turban thieves behind him turned around and rushed back, avoiding the damnation of God.
Whoosh!
The endless damnation was brought by the spear, which pierced through the body of the Yellow Turban Thief and strung into a sugar gourd, but the "Damnation" frightened the horses into fleeing in all directions.
It's a mess.
Zu Zhao sighed, the explosives came out, and he originally thought that a blockbuster would bring changes to the world in the Three Kingdoms era, but who knew that a yellow turban thief would turn his head and run away like a rabbit. I didn't even give him a chance to play.
So the eight hundred cavalry with a strong crossbow to chase Zong Hai's five thousand soldiers and horses, before and after there is not a stick of incense, the left wing of Zong Hai's guard to Wang Zhe to open up, the east gate of the city of Jixian County is in front of Wang Zhe's eyes.
Cheng Zhiyuan was scared away when he saw Zong Hai in his Chinese army, and he couldn't help but sigh, and he had something similar in his heart: it was not that the national army was too incompetent, but that the communist army was too cunning.
General Zonghai, known as the king of Tibetan mastiffs and dogs, was carried over by his subordinates, and at this moment there was a smell of explosives all over his body, and his whole body was even blackened, and only his two eyes were still bright.
"Zong Hai did not complete the general's order, please punish the general!" Zong Hai no longer had the mind to live, and after being blown up by God's curse, everyone in the Yellow Turban Thief saw him as if they had seen a ghost. Is it okay to mess with God with a joke?
"What does this Damnation look like you've seen?" Cheng Zhiyuan, as a god stick among the gods, naturally doesn't believe in bullshit and damnation, he deeply knows that Zu Zhao is even worse than him, and he just pretends to be a Taiping Heavenly Master, and Zu Zhao is a guy who directly makes a curse. "If there was a curse, Lao Tzu would have died eight hundred times!" Cheng Zhiyuan thought in his heart.
"It's a bamboo tube with a thread burning on it, and when so-and-so looks at it with the bamboo tube, the curse comes!" Honest boy Zong Hai still told the curse.
"Go find those bamboo tubes and come back, I believe you can find them!" Cheng Zhiyuan commanded loudly.
As a Yellow Turban Army armed with feudal superstition, Zu Zhao's curse is simply to disintegrate his morale, if he doesn't crack this thing, he Cheng Zhiyuan can wash and sleep, and the Three Kingdoms hegemony will have nothing to do with him from now on.
An intact "Damnation" was taken, and the Ghost Rider was tied to the spear and shot out without igniting the fuse with a fire breaker, but the Damnation was still intact.
A pro-soldier trembled and held this thing, and almost peed his pants.
Cheng Zhiyuan strode forward, carefully holding the firecracker and watching, and a pink lead was seen by him.
"Zong Hai, you have been hit by the damnation, this time you are wronged again, let's see the power of the damnation!" Cheng Zhiyuan strode and put the curse in Zong Hai's hand.
Zong Hai, a good boy of the Three Kingdoms, got a firecracker for the second time, and the first time he was curious about what this thing was, but this time he was afraid that this thing would hurt him again.
He took this damnation and suddenly felt that this time was different from last time, last time this lead was ignited, this time the lead did not burn?
Curiosity flared up again, and with a dozen cracks of fire, the fuse was ignited.
However, he already had experience, so he still sent it to Cheng Zhiyuan respectfully: "General, please look, this heavenly curse turns out to be like this!" And there is no so-called damnation in my hands, and now I am very safe! ”
He stretched out his hand, indicating that there was no damnation.
Cheng Zhiyuan's body was trembling, but in order to show his general's courage and decisively accept the curse, there was nothing special except for a thread that was slowly burning.
"It seems that General Ben has nothing to do with this damnation! Haha......"
He played with God's curse left and right, looking forward to his own pride, so that the generals in the big tent admired.
Deng Mao, who was beside him, finally couldn't hold it back anymore and said, "How about the general show me this heavenly curse?" When he saw that Cheng Zhiyuan was fine, he subconsciously thought that he must be fine, and the so-called heavenly curse could only befall Zong Hai, who was called the Tibetan mastiff.
Cheng Zhiyuan, in line with the idea of hello, good me, good everyone, smiled and gave the curse to Deng Mao.
"This damnation must be safe in the hands of the general, in fact, the damnation also depends on people, how can such a righteous person have a curse?"
The generals around him were all smiling and sycophant.
And at this time, the lead reaches the end.
Bang!
Damnation blew up.
The firecracker is a firecracker, and it contains black powder that was made into granules by Zu Zhao, and the cracked bamboo tube flew up in the air and hit Deng Mao's left face intimately.
Burst! Deng Mao was pumped away, and his teeth clanged and fell to the ground. The face is already a fight with Brother Pig.
"Woo woo...... damned!" He stood up and spoke, and it was already leaking.
The surrounding generals immediately distanced themselves from him, looking like we were all good people.
Cheng Zhiyuan looked at Deng Mao's frightened face and sighed, this loyal general was also frightened. He picked up the bamboo tube and was sure that there was something strange inside, and a smell of sulfur was spreading in the surge.
"This is not God's curse, this is a trick played by Zu Zhao'er, you also see that the lead is not good, there will be no curse, you don't want to be fooled by this thing in the future!" Cheng Zhiyuan explained seriously.
But around him is a group of people who completely believe in God, where to listen to him, one by one thinking about life, thinking about ideals, thinking about how he can make God not have a little intimate contact with him.
In the corner, only Zong Hai was laughing, and the curse finally came to Deng Mao.
Zong Hai looked at Deng Mao's pig-like body, and a wave of pleasure bloomed in his heart. The idea of the dead friend not dying and the poor is still very cool. He pretended to be stupid and sent the curse to Cheng Zhiyuan, Cheng Zhiyuan was even more wise and foolish to take the curse, and Deng Mao was a super stupid hat who took the curse when the lead was almost over.
Who do you bomb if you don't bomb?
Zong Hai believed that Cheng Zhiyuan might have extinguished the fire on the lead when he was about to finish it. But he didn't do this, but pit Deng Mao: "Lao Tzu took this to pretend to be forced, and you also rushed to pretend to be forced?" Make you a fool! So Deng Mao became a pig's head like a fool.
At this time, Zu Zhao led eight hundred ghost horses to easily enter Jixian County, which was surrounded by iron.
Looking forward to the stars and the moon finally looking forward to reinforcements, Lu Zhi's old face was like a blooming chrysanthemum.
"Don't come to the teacher, now that I see the teacher here, the students feel very kind!" Zu Zhao stepped forward to salute his mentor Lu Zhi.
"Okay, this time I was able to come in the starry night, and I was very moved by the division, I was really surprised that you broke through the enemy on the left flank with eight hundred cavalry, I didn't expect your cavalry combat power to be so strong!" Lu Zhi admired the power in Zu Zhao's hands very much.
Greatly admired.
But some of the generals in the army were very dissatisfied.
"The right Beiping County Governor is really young, and when he saw that Zonghai was dropped from his horse by you with an arrow when he was on the left wing, it was a surprise, but he believed that this was a bitter trick, wasn't it?"
In the tent sat a slightly older general, who looked like a thief and spoke in a more tricky tone.
Zu Zhao couldn't help frowning, he came here like this to save these guys who didn't have long eyes to break through, and he didn't expect to be questioned as soon as he came here.
"This general doesn't believe that I can scare that Zonghai half to death with one arrow, right?"
"Not bad! A certain person also has nearly ten years of experience in the army, and it can be said that he eats more salt than you eat, so don't try to deceive you! ”
This guy has the face that you are a spy, and he completely blew up Zu Zhao's heart and lungs.
"I also think that Zu Zhao Dushou came a little suddenly, and the eight hundred ghost horses easily entered Jixian County, which was besieged by more than 20,000 troops, and there should be ...... in this A little greasy! ”