Chapter 127: Eating pig manure
Xiao Jiading smiled helplessly and said, "How did Sun Bin deceive Pang Juan, who was ready to kill him because he was jealous of his talent?" ”
This well-known story, Jiang Zhongyuan, a gentleman, didn't know what to do, and looked at him blankly.
Xiao Jiading had no choice but to say: "In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a very famous military strategist named Sun Bin, and his classmate who studied military affairs with Guiguzi was named Pang Juan, and later became the general of King Wei Hui, because he was jealous of Sun Bin and worried that he would replace him, so he deceived him to Wei and sentenced Sun Bin to death with treachery, and cut off his kneecaps. In order to escape from Wei alive, Sun Bin pretended to be crazy, slept in a pigsty, ate pig feces, and rolled in feces and urine, just like a madman. Pang Juan finally believed that he was really crazy, so he relaxed his vigilance, so with the help of his friends, he successfully escaped from Wei, and led his troops to kill Pang Juan and take revenge. Do you understand? ”
Jiang Zhongyuan was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses and said, "What does the eldest brother mean to ......, let me pretend to be crazy?" ”
Xiao Jiading hurriedly waved his hand: "I didn't teach you what to do!" What you want to do is your own business, I'm just telling you a story. ”
"Yes, yes! Big brother didn't say anything, I understand. Hey hey ......"
Xiao Jiading has already pointed to the point, so he will no longer talk to him. Stand up and walk away.
He returned to the signing room and started working.
When it was almost noon, Jiang Dianjiao came in a panic and whispered to Xiao Jiading: "Oh no, Jiang Zhongyuan seems to be crazy!" ”
"What?" Xiao Jiading's eyes widened deliberately, "What's the matter?" ”
He ....... He yelled and sang in his cell, and he didn't listen to anyone. Swearing. Looks like crazy. ”
In fact, if he wants to delay the case, Xiao Jiading has a way, but he chose to let him pretend to be crazy This is to make Jiang Zhongyuan, a kid who has no one in his eyes, suffer a little. However, it doesn't seem like a big deal right now, but it's just the beginning. Xiao Jiading knew in his heart that he would make this kid suffer even more.
Xiao Jiading said: "Did you tell Kang County the news about it?" ”
"Not yet, I'm the first to report to you."
"Hmm. Very well, don't talk about it yet, and tell the brothers not to talk about it. At the same time, it is necessary to take good care of the students. Don't let him get hurt. The madman doesn't know anything. How to dispose of it. Think about it before you decide. ”
"I understand." Jiang Dianjiao hurriedly smiled and agreed.
Xiao Jiading immediately took the carriage of the yamen and rushed to the yamen, the state capital. Because the officials of the Tang Dynasty ate at noon in the yamen and did not go home, they did not have to worry about finding anyone.
Xiao Jiading asked to see Geng Changshi. Last time, he asked to see him directly, but it turned out that he saw Gu Justice, and he was wearing a small shoe. So this time, he learned to be obedient and stuffed a penny into the porter. The porter personally led him to Geng Changshi's signing room. I told the guard on duty in the signing room that there was something urgent, so the guard went in to report it. Soon, Geng Changshi passed that Xiao Jiading went in to meet.
There was no one else in the room except Geng Changshi, and Geng Changshi looked at him expressionlessly: "Xiao Zhiyi, is there something wrong?" ”
Xiao Jiading arched his hand and said: "The case of Jiang Zhongyuan's intentional homicide, according to the explanation of the state government yamen, has entered the trial stage, so I will report to you......
"Don't report to me!" Geng Changshi interrupted him, "He broke the law and deserved to be punished!" If you want to kill or chop, you are decided! Don't ask me! ”
This attitude has fully expressed his true thoughts. Xiao Jiading saw that he was angry, so he stepped forward, lowered his voice, and said: "Actually, there are many ways to delay the trial of the case, and there is no need to forcibly press the trial like this......
Speaking of which, Xiao Jiading stopped talking and looked at Geng Changshi.
Geng Changshi's fat face, which was originally angry, slowly became calm, he looked at Xiao Jiading, and said, "What does Brother Xiao mean......?" ”
Xiao Jiading deliberately glanced at the door again and did not speak.
Geng Changshi immediately got up, went over in person, closed the door, and came back to Xiao Jiading and said, "Brother Xiao, please take a seat!" ”
Xiao Jiading was also not polite, and sat down on the couch next to him. After Geng Changshi also sat down, he lowered his voice and said, "Actually, if the case is to be delayed, the best way is to make it impossible for the criminal to stand trial. So that no one has anything to say. This case has been handed over to me to undertake, and in the morning, I went to interrogate Jiang Gongzi. Soon after I returned, the prison guard reported to me in a panic that Jiang Gongzi seemed to have gone mad......"
Geng Changshi sighed, rolled his eyes a few times, and immediately understood that Xiao Jiading was playing ghost inside, his face suddenly showed joy, and his voice was even more gentle, and said: "This kid has been locked up for a long time, and he is very afraid of death, he must not be able to stand it and go crazy." Alas! So what now? ”
Xiao Jiading looked embarrassed on his face: "It is common for criminals to pretend to be crazy to evade trial. So I am very cautious about this kind of thing, on the one hand, I am only afraid to check to see if he is pretending to be crazy, on the other hand, I also need to find Lang Zhong to make an identification, in the eyes of experienced Lang Zhong, whether he is crazy or not, it is relatively easy to identify, therefore, if Jiang Gongzi is pretending to be crazy, I am afraid that I can't hide it from Lang Zhong. In fact, there is no need to delay for a long time, and it is not difficult to save Jiang Gongzi's life......
Speaking of this, Xiao Jiading kept silent, just lowered his head and pretended to groan.
Geng Changshi understood, and said slowly: "Since Brother Xiao has spoken out, and he is thinking about this official, then the official has also made it clear that as long as the little brother can help save the life of this rabbit cub, this official will definitely not treat you badly!" ”
"Thank you Geng Changshi!" Xiao Jiading arched his hand, stood up, walked to Geng Changshi's side, attached himself to his ear, and said in a low voice: "I got news from Tang Sima that in May this year, there will be a dragon son born in the Holy Lord, and at that time, the Holy Dragon Yan Dayue is likely to give amnesty to the world." ”
Geng Changshi was very surprised, oh, and looked at Xiao Jiading: "The queen didn't hear that she was pregnant with a dragon fetus?" ”
Wu Zetian is the talented person of the first emperor Li Shimin, she had an affair with the current emperor Li Zhi and was pregnant with a child, which is a top secret, it is impossible for a person like Geng Changshi to know the Dao, and there are few people in the world who know the Dao. And it happened that Tang Lin was one of them who knew the inside story of Lu Dao, and Tang Lin told Xiao Jiading. And Xiao Jiading came from later generations, and Emperor Zhidao loved this Wu Meiniang very much, so he estimated that the emperor and Wu Zetian's first child, the emperor would definitely give amnesty to the world in order to celebrate. But it was impossible for him to tell Geng Changshi about this matter, so he just said vaguely: "It's not the queen's, it's a palace person that the emperor likes very much." This news comes from Tang Sima, maybe it should be true. If only you could ask. If this news is true, then Geng Changshi can make a gesture of righteous annihilation on the one hand, and on the other hand, it will take at least half a year for a death penalty case to be concluded and handed over for execution. And if the amnesty is granted in May, isn't it just within the scope of the amnesty? ”
Geng Changshi's eyes rolled a few times, he knew the relationship between Tang Lin and the current emperor, maybe he knew the inside story of Lu Dao, and he had been suppressing this case and not allowing him to be tried, and everyone knew that Lu Dao was for amnesty. For this reason, he has been under a lot of pressure, and now that the superintendent Yushi is intervening in this case, he will be impeached if he can't get it. If you get accurate information about the amnesty, and before the news of the amnesty comes out, you can kill your relatives and personally supervise the case, you can avoid the suspicion of favoritism and irregularities and keep your official hat.
After figuring out Xiao Jiading's intentions, Geng Changshi was very excited, and said, "Thank you Brother Xiao for telling me such important news, I will immediately verify this news." ”
"How long will it take? This case can't be pressed for too long. ”
"I understand, well......, there will be news in half a month at most, how about pressing it for another half a month?" Geng Changshi thought about it, and used eight hundred miles to expedite the delivery of the news, plus the dredging relationship to verify the matter, it should be about half a month.
"Okay!" Xiao Jiading replied very happily, "In the next half month, I will organize an investigation to verify whether Jiang Gongzi is crazy, and Geng Changshi had better find a way to tell him, let him pretend to be crazy, don't go on all at once, then it won't be delayed." ”
"Good!" Geng Changshi agreed repeatedly, "I will definitely ask someone to tell this little rabbit cub!" - Brother Xiao, thank you! When this matter is cleared, I will definitely reward you! ”
"Don't dare to be," although Xiao Jiading felt disgusted with this fat man who bent the law for personal gain, he still replied with a smile on his face, "It's also my luck to be able to do things for Geng Changshi." ”
Geng Changshi looked up to the sky and smiled: "Okay! Good job, young man! The future is immeasurable, I am very optimistic about you! ”
Listen to how it is so similar to the words of those high-ranking officials in the current society when they make a wish.
After returning from the government, Xiao Jiading continued to deal with the case. He knew that there would be more interesting news to come.
Sure enough, when the government was about to disperse in the afternoon, Jiang Dianjiao came, and the look on his face was not only panicked, but also a little frightened, and he whispered to Xiao Jiading: "Oh no, Jiang Zhongyuan is just afraid that he is really crazy." ”
"Oh? What? ”
He yelled in prison, poured a bucket of feces and urine on his head, grabbed the he had just pulled and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing it and saying it was delicious! Delicious ......'
Xiao Jiading almost didn't throw up, his eyes were round, this kid was just singing and screaming in the morning, but now he is eating feces and urine, presumably what he said to Geng Changshi played a role. Geng Changshi sent a message to Jiang Zhongyuan, asking him to pretend to be decent. So this kid copied the thing he told him in the morning about Sun Bin pretending to be crazy and eating pig, there was no pig in the prison, he simply ate his own, this kid is really an actor, in order to pretend to be, he really made a bloody effort! Hehe, he deserves this sin! (To be continued......)