Chapter 98 098 Little Josephine Is So Cute So ......
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The Russian diplomatic corps is only a nominal diplomatic corps, and its power is far greater than that of ordinary diplomatic legations, because the head of the diplomatic corps is the Russian goddess with the name of "Iron Queen". Nominally, of course, this delegation was a team sent by the Tsar to "get acquainted" with the new German government.
The Kaiser who abdicated in 1932 at the end of the civil war was the nephew of the current Tsar, and the nephew abdicated from the Tsar, and the abdication of the Tsar should have made a statement, but at that time the German political situation was not completely stable, and Viola was only a temporary head of state, so the Tsar chose to wait - and the Queen of England, who was also related to the Kaiser.
Then the German political situation stabilized, and the Balkan War broke out, and the Russian envoys were unable to make the trip because of their support for Serbia in the war.
On the contrary, the British, who were opposed to Serbia like Germany, took the opportunity to send an envoy to send condolences to Wilhelm III, who had lived with his father in the palace north of Berlin after the abdication.
Now that Viola has been elected president of Germany and the fighting in the Balkans has been extinguished, the Tsar has taken the opportunity to send an "unimaginably high" delegation of envoys – it is even rumored that Iron Queen used forceful tactics to force the tsar to appoint himself as the leader of the legation.
In any case, everyone knows that the arrival of this delegation is actually of the same nature as the visit of the head of state, so Germany arranges the welcome according to the standard of welcoming the head of state.
That's why Viola couldn't find time to come to Sanssouci for a whole month. After resolving most diplomatic issues, Viola appointed the abdicated Wilhelm III to accompany the delegation on a tour of Germany, and then left for Chinese New Year's Eve.
And now the envoys have appeared within the boundaries of Sanssouci Palace.
Unlike Lin Youde, who had been mentally prepared, Viola seemed to be very unhappy with the sudden arrival of the envoys.
"They didn't inform me at all!" Viola grumbled, striding in the direction of the envoys. Lin Youde followed behind Viola and glanced at Hybert, whose embarrassed expression made Lin Youde immediately understand what was happening.
Probably the Russians made a surprise attack, and after Berlin reacted and sent a notice, Viola just pushed Lin Youde out of the door, so Herbert couldn't find out where they were in the first place - Lin Youde They were in the middle of the exercise field, and the nearest phone was more than a kilometer away, and they were going to pull the communication equipment on the viewing platform, but Viola got up too early, and the preparations on the viewing platform had just begun.
Now it's too late for Hybert to say anything, and they've already arrived.
Lin Youde followed Viola to the Russian, who had just gotten out of the car, and almost immediately discerned the particularly conspicuous blonde hair in the crowd.
"I thought the war queens of the Soviet Union were all bears or something." Lin Youde muttered quietly.
"Me too." The fox's big tail was shaking very happily, and it seemed that she was very interested in the Russian warrior girl she was about to meet, "Even if they are not bear people, I think they should be very tall and burly." A dwarf winter melon with dazzling blonde hair like this was simply unexpected, well, unexpected. ”
Viola glared at the fox unhappily, and the expression seemed to say, "You're only a short winter melon."
"Ahh ”
"I have a chance to absolutely shave all the hair off your tail!" Viola gritted her teeth and threatened the fox.
The fox let out a delicate scream, making people think that someone was trying to insult her or something.
During the conversation, the two groups of people met in the middle of the snow, and people who didn't know the way thought that this Nima was two gangsters who were going to open a film - then again, it doesn't seem to be a big mistake to understand it this way, isn't the so-called country the largest gangster organization in the world......
Moreover, Lin Youde NERV is known as a borderless international organization, and it is simply a transnational gangster.
After having such an idea, Lin Youde subconsciously began to correct his style, hoping to reflect the temperament of Corioni, the godfather played by Marlon Brando, but it is really not possible to have the charm of the second-generation godfather played by Al Pacino.
After the two groups of people stopped, Josephine, who had two heads in the dwarf forest? Steel took the lead: "I don't have bear ears and a tall stature, and I've let you down." ”
Lin Youde was generalized, his expression was a little embarrassed, and the always cheeky fox immediately coaxed happily: "It's amazing!" How did you hear what we bitten our ears? Is it the mechanical eye that reads the lips? It's lip reading, right? ”
As he spoke, the fox leaned in and reached out to touch the prosthetic eye of the Iron Lady.
Iron Ji maintained a calm expression like iron, completely ignoring the fox, staring at Lin Youde and continuing, "I've admired the name for a long time, Mr. Advisor. ”
"Each other, each other." Lin Youde said in his heart that I knew Comrade Iron and Steel in another time and space, but Comrade Iron and Steel in that time and space did have a burly figure and a hairy appearance, which was very different from this time and space.
While the two were polite to each other, the fox's attention had shifted to Iron Ji's prosthetic leg, and she pulled up the sleeve of Iron Ji's military uniform without hesitation, and curiously fiddled with the shiny shell of the prosthetic leg.
"Is there a magic cannon hidden in this? You have to take your hands off when you fire a cannon, right? ”
As soon as the fox finished speaking, the palm of the steel Ji's prosthetic limb jerked upside down, and a charged light flashed in the exposed muzzle. Viola's expression changed suddenly, and Lin Youde reacted faster, leaning over to rush at the fox - but they both realized it was too late.
At such a close distance, the two gods can neutralize each other's protective fields, although the firing of the magic cannon will also be seriously disturbed by this neutralization, and the unrestrained energy flow will shoot indiscriminately in all directions.
If both sides are protected by heavy armor, this kind of shooting will generally bring more intense mental pressure to the person who fired the magic cannon while both sides are defeated. But now the fox and the steel Ji who are stuck together have no armor protection, so it's pure luck, whoever is hit by the key is unlucky.
Lin Youde grasped the situation in an instant, turned the body that was originally going to rush towards the fox to Viola, and prepared to pounce on the little girl - Iron Ji's idea was very simple: there were two German gods present, so the chance of the Germans being shot was twice as high, and she planned to bet on this double! In addition, it is possible to kill Germany's top adviser by the way!
And the bet is none other than herself!
What a Russian roulette!
Damn, this is an authentic Russian!
But at this time, the light of the magic cannon suddenly disappeared.
The fox held a part in his hand, and the expression of a child who had finally found the treasure while playing a treasure hunt had on his face: "Found it!" It turns out that the key components are here! Sure enough, it's impossible to fit all the parts in the enclosure in such a small space. ”
That's when Iron Ji turned her gaze to the fox.
The fox smiled and stuck out his tongue at the steel queen: "I'm sorry, I broke your toy, little Josephine~"
After speaking, the fox also reached out and patted the Russian-style felt hat on the top of the steel girl's head, looking like a big sister coaxing a child.
Lin Youde instinctively felt the energy intertwined in the air, he subconsciously took a step back, and then found that Viola had done the same.
If it's a comic, there must be their own guardian beasts behind them at this time, facing each other and roaring background.
"Uh-huh," Viola interrupted the confrontation with a fake cough, "Miss Mission, it's hard for me to run around like this without notice. ”
"I've made a notice." Josephine gathered her limbs and turned to Viola, "Didn't you get it?" ”
Heibert immediately whispered a few words in Lin Youde's ear, so Lin Youde said: "We only received a notice from the Berlin government, and they were also caught off guard by you. In the future, we hope that you will communicate with us immediately if you change your itinerary. ”
"That's weird." Iron Ji looked back behind her, "I obviously ordered to notify the German government, who is in charge of this?" ”
A major stood up tremblingly, and Lin Youde knew at a glance that he was going to die, and this was 100% going to be played.
As soon as Lin Youde made such a judgment, Iron Ji raised his left hand at the major, and the prosthetic limb once again unfolded to reveal the muzzle of the cannon.
The major closed his eyes.
And then nothing happened.
"Ah," said the fox, looking at the parts in his hand, "Ahhhh......h Ah, habitually using illusion, aha ”
Iron Hime glared back at the fox, and this time her anger was fully exposed.
"Ah," the fox scratched the back of his head and handed the parts to Iron Ji with an apologetic face, "You see I'm a fox, born in illusion, little Josephine, you are so cute, I can't help but tease you, I really didn't mean to make you ugly." ”
"Thank you so much for your appreciation." Josephine replied coldly before snatching the part from the fox's hand and ramming it back into his prosthetic leg.
Viola whispered to Lin Youde next to her, "Can't you let her restrain herself on this occasion?" ”
"I'm sorry," Lin Youde bowed slightly to Iron Ji as he reached out and dragged the fox behind him, "I've been negligent in disciplining my servant. ”
"I'm a pet, Wang."
"Shut up!"
Lin Youde scolded, and the fox stuck out his tongue.
"I'm really sorry." Lin Youde bowed to Iron Ji again.
The Russian stared at Lin Youde deadly, then glanced at the grimacing fox behind him, and nodded in response.
Everyone present secretly thought: it seems that there must be a war between Russia and Germany.
(Go to Uruguay, smash the British team!) Well, I'm a pseudo-fan)