The three of them ran in front, and Ximen Liu was pulled by two young men all the way, tired and panting like a cow, followed by two large groups of people. A group of people are the entourage of the little prince, and they follow the little prince closely, for fear of the slightest accident. Behind are the people of the Ximen family and the Feng family, they all ran with their masters, but they didn't dare to walk in front of the royal family's entourage, so they had to follow behind the buttocks of others and watch from afar.

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at the ginkgo biloba beside her, and said in surprise: "I said sister, why did you come with me?" Can you keep up with your little feet and short legs? ”

Ginkgo said while panting: "You are screaming at your sister and sister, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth?" The young master will definitely sweat all over when he runs like this, how will you deal with it then? Don't we women still have to do these jobs? ”

Lu Xiaofeng twisted his face: "Hmph, it's useless to work with me?" Women, it's really annoying, not only physically torturing us men, but now even mentally not letting go. ”

"Huh? This little brother, Takami! You and I have similar interests, get to know each other, I am Wu Erlang, the guardian of the Ximen Daguan's mansion, how do you call the little brother? ”

A big man with a lewd face stepped forward and directly arched the ginkgo biloba beside Lu Xiaofeng, and the two of them had a close "communication". Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" The contemptible person is Lu Xiaofeng, who is loved by everyone and has four eyebrows, so is what my young master said. ”

Wu Erlang laughed: "People love everyone? Four eyebrows? Interesting! When I'm done with this, brother, I'll invite you to drink! ”

Ximen Mansion occupies a large area, but it is only in the suburbs, but it is rare for them to have such a large yard in Cangzhou City. After entering the mansion, Ximen Liu became a guide and led everyone to the West Garden. In ancient times, the teachers lived in the west, known as "Xixi".

Ximen Liu asked the subordinates of Xiyuan: "How is the young master's study?" ”

The subordinate hurriedly replied: "Back to the big official, the young master's study is very intense, the atmosphere is very strong, and I heard that Mr. is also impassioned." ”

Ximen Liu's face was overjoyed: "Oh? That's good, that's good! ”

At this time, I saw an old man running out of the house, his gray beard messy in the wind: "I can't stand it, I want to resign, I want to resign!" Oh, big official, please fire me quickly, you can't teach this old man. ”

Ximen Liu looked at the little prince and Zhou Xiaocao beside him, his face was a little unbearable, and he turned to Mr. Xixi and said, "Sir, please don't be impatient, what's going on, let's solve it after we explain it clearly." ”

Mr. Xixi sighed greatly: "Big official, you little boy, you are really too naughty, and you are really old and rotten, and you are ashamed of the big official!" Just now, he also published an upper couplet, saying that 'Confucius, Mencius, Lao Tzu, and oranges are all sons, what is the difference', and asked me to make a couplet. You say, this... What a system this is! All the ancient sages have been ruined by him! ”

Zhou Xiaocao stepped out and said loudly: "What's so difficult about such couplets? Listen to me! Old decay, old husband, old man, old body, the same old, all self-proclaimed! ”

Mr. Xixi looked at Zhou Xiaocao blankly: "You... Who are you? ”

Zhou Xiaocao snatched the folding fan from the hand of the little prince, fanned it on his chest, and said triumphantly: "Down there is the invincible Xiao Meng Wei, the little prodigal son who everyone loves flowers and sees flowers defeated, Zhou Xiaocao!" How's it going, were you stunned by my knowledge? ”

Mr. Xixi's face was so angry that his face turned pale: "The monks have also been arranged, Sven sweeps the floor, Sven sweeps the floor!" ”

The little prince said: "I think Brother Zhou is right, why did he sweep the floor?" ”

Xixi looked at the little prince and asked, "Where did you come from?" ”

The little prince was furious, and snatched the folding fan from Zhou Xiaocao's hand, and smashed it on Mr. Xixi's head: "Little doll, you are big!" See if I don't kill you, old man! ”

The gentleman hugged his head and shouted: "Oh, it's amazing, respecting the old and loving the young is a traditional virtue!" ”

The little prince said angrily: "Respect the old and love the young? This little prince doesn't eat that set, I'll fight! ”

When the gentleman heard that this was still a prince, he was so frightened that he trembled, and quickly changed his words: "Oh, little prince, loving the people like a son is a traditional virtue!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "You old horseman! Don't you hear, 'It is the fault of the father to raise or not to teach; If you don't teach, you can't learn, and the teacher is lazy. 'Huh? Ximen Qing's little son doesn't study hard, it's all your incompetence as a gentleman! You are still here to suspect that the little boy is not successful, it is really an insult to the name of the master of ten thousand years! ”

When Mr. saw that Zhou Xiaocao dared to say that he was not worthy of being a teacher, he was furious: "Huangkou Xiaoer, what do you know? My master also has a resounding reputation in Cangzhou City, how many talents are from the old and decrepit sect? It's really that this little boy of Simon can't carve rotten wood, and the old man can't do anything about it! ”

As soon as he said this, Ximen Liu's face was a little unbearable. No matter who it is, even if he claims that his son is a "little dog", it is common to scold a few times when he is fine. But if others follow your example, scold a few times, and hit twice, then it won't work. This is the table xiàn of the calf guard. What's more, today, this master actually said that his son's rotten wood could not be carved, which made Ximen Liu, a big official with a lot of prestige in Cangzhou, very unbearable, and his face was inevitably very angry.

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Oh, Master Wanzi, right? What kind of fame do you have? ”

Wan Fuzi blinked and said, "Old man... The old man has taught tirelessly all his life, and he has not achieved fame, because that is not the old man's lifelong ambition! ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "That's the case. That is to say, you still have no merit and fame now? Also, with fame, who is still teaching here. But! Whatever he was afraid of this, but! According to what you say, you have taught a few talented people, but you can't teach them when you meet a stubborn student, is this what a teacher should say? Don't you hear that 'there is no class in teaching'? There are 3,000 disciples of Confucius saints, and there are 72 sages, not all of them are geniuses, so didn't Confucius teach? Besides, Confucius taught generals like Zilu, big businessmen like Tao Zhugong, and sub-sages like Mencius. You can only teach those who are already good seedlings, and you are also worthy of being a teacher? If I were you, I was so old that I couldn't even get a fame, I still picked and chose to teach students, I estimated that my children and grandchildren were full of a big beard, and I still said in a businessman's house that I couldn't teach a child from others, and I would have been killed by a headlong crash! ”

Old Master Wan stretched out his index finger and pointed at Zhou Xiaocao, his index finger was trembling all the time, obviously angry: "You... I'm so angry with the old man! ”

After saying this, he rolled his eyes and fell backwards. However, Old Master Wan's posture of falling to the ground was different from others, he squatted down first, then sat down, and finally fell to the ground. After falling to the ground, he moved his left arm, which was crushed under him.

The little prince stroked his palms and laughed: "Hahaha! In the past, Kong Ming scolded Wang Lang to death in three sentences, and now there are Zhou Xiaocao's three sentences to stun ten thousand masters, which is really wonderful, wonderful! ”

Ximen Liu looked worried, pointed to Master Wan who fell to the ground and said, "Young Master Zhou, this ......"

Zhou Xiaocao waved his hand and said, "It's okay! An old man who doesn't know shame and only pretends to be dead is just pretending to be dead, he is pretending. ”

Ximen Liu said: "I'm fainting, how can it be pretended?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao rolled his eyes and said: "Little Wangye, I heard that if you really faint to death, use a knife to cut at the elbow and wrist of his arm, and it will automatically recover within half a pillar of incense, and there will be no scars or bloodshed, do you want to try it?" ”

The little prince was curious to hear it: "There is such a thing? This little king is going to see and see. Come on, bring a knife, Xiao Wang tried this anecdote today that slashing people without bloodshed and will automatically recover! ”

When Master Wan heard this, he couldn't pretend anymore. That's ah, this is the little prince in front of him, he slashed a knife, you can't do anything to him, this week Xiaocao, it's too yin!

Wan Fuzi ran as soon as he got up, and it was difficult for him to have a big beard. Still running so fast.

Behind him, Ximen Liu shouted: "Old Master Wan, you haven't received this month's money yet!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao laughed and said: "Ximen official, I think he has no face to take it!" ”