Chapter Seventy-Nine: Dividing the Chickens
Yue Leisar's face turned blue, everyone knows that the Russians have hit a wall in Liaoxi, but when it comes to this occasion, the real Japanese are the first! But he didn't have a way to refute it.
The First Battle of Liaoxi was a humiliation for the Russian army, tens of thousands of troops could not defeat one Chinese bandit, and they were killed by another bandit. There are many reasons for this, but this kind of thing really can't be explained.
What Uchida Yasuya said was not untargeted, and this time the countries were indeed very hesitant before sending troops, they were afraid of falling into a protracted war. However, when they could not make a choice whether to fight or how to fight, officials in the south of China signed a self-protection agreement with the foreigners, and as long as the foreigners did not march into the south, they ignored the war in the north.
It's incredible! You must know that since the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, the military strength of the Qing Dynasty was mainly concentrated in the south, among which the Hunan army, the Huai army, and the new army in Shandong were the most elite. As a result, these elite troops of the Manchu Qing Dynasty sat back and watched the foreigners conquer the capital of the Manchu Qing Dynasty without asking, and Yuan Shikai had tens of thousands of well-equipped new troops, but he did not come to the rescue when he was close to Shandong, which is also an indisputable fact. Yue Raysar felt a kind of embarrassment!
Domliksava and Minister Sherley had finished a dance song, and Sherley graciously let her take her arm and walk back: "What did you just say? β
The British Minister Sadaoyi said: "We are discussing your dance steps, and just now the Japanese and Russian ministers agreed that you are dancing with this beautiful young lady like a duck holding a swan. β
This is a joke, of course, the alliance between the British and the French is very strong, and the relationship between Sadaoyi and Sherley is very good. Naturally, Sherley didn't care about his jokes, and pulled out a chair for Domliksava to sit down first, and a waiter was about to bring a dish, and he hurriedly took it with his own hands: "What kind of dish is this?" β
"Chinese food, spicy fish."
Sherley put the dish in front of Domliksava, and had not yet opened the lid: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is my favorite Chinese dish, there are a lot of chili peppers on it, it looks daunting, in fact, the taste of the fish is very delicious, the flesh is delicate, the color is white and shiny, I am sure this young lady will like it too." β
Domliksava's brows furrowed slightly: "I'm sorry sir, I still like to eat Western food, I don't like anything in China, please forgive me." β
Sherley didn't know how disgusted this beauty was with China, so he lifted the lid on the top of the dish: "Take a look first, my chef is also first-class, I'm sure you will like it." β
As soon as the lid was opened, a burnt smell suddenly came to his nose, Domliksava subconsciously covered his nose, and Sherley himself was stunned, only to see that a fish on the plate was burned black, where was there any color and fragrance to speak of?
Sadaoyi hahadaxiao: "My old friend, are you really never eating Chinese food?" To be honest, the other dishes are really good, but what kind of fish is this one, I don't think you should recommend it. β
Sherley's face was a little ugly, and he waved his hand to let the waiter next to him bring down the plate: "This must be my cook is lazy, I have to teach him a good lesson when I go back." β
When he was talking about Yang Xiaolin, Yang Xiaolin walked in from outside, holding a tray in his hand, and collided with a Chinese head-on, almost knocking the dishes on the plate off. When I looked closely, it turned out to be the Yang Huizi I met in the tea shop one day, this guy really came in!
Yang Xiaolin didn't find Yang Du's name on the list, and he didn't know how he got in.
Yang Du's eyes were turning around looking for something, and when he saw Yang Xiaolin's Chinese appearance, he grabbed him: "Hey, have you seen Mr. Ren Gong?" ββ¦,
Yang Xiaolin frowned: "Mr. Ren Gong? Who is Mr. Ren Gong? β
Yang Du looked at him, and saw that Yang Xiaolin was dressed as a man, and he was not interested in saying more to him: "Okay, okay, it's nothing without you, let's go while busy." β
Yang Xiaolin looked at his back, a smile rose at the corner of his mouth, Yang Huizi, he is very interested in this person!
History has different evaluations of Yang Du, some people say that he is a genius, some people say that he is a villain, but Yang Xiaolin believes that this person is very suitable for being a bandit.
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On the one hand, Yang Du is shameless! When he was wanted by the Manchu court, he went to Japan and cut his braids without hesitation, earlier than Sun Yat-sen! He became the backbone of the Alliance, Liliang, and vowed to destroy the old witch Cixi!
But later, the prince of the Manchu Qing Dynasty said, Yang Du, come back and be an official. Yang Du immediately broke away from the alliance and ran back, what should I do if I don't have braids? Get a fake one and put it on first, and see the useless Lafayette who was once scolded by him.
Also, Yang Du is obscene. He is famous for his Qin and Duchu dynasties, the cabinet ministers of the Qing Dynasty, the official is big enough, right? The Manchus treated him well, but once the Manchus lost power, he immediately defected to Yuan Shikai! Yuan Shikai regarded him as a humerus, but unexpectedly, a few years later, Lao Yuan had not fallen, and Yang Duxin's owner had found it!
To be a bandit is to be shameless and indecent, but shameless and indecent is not enough. A qualified bandit can not pay attention to principles and morality, but he must be righteous!
Yang Du attaches great importance to righteousness, and he and Li Dazhao have a few faces, but they are regarded as irreversible friends. When Li was caught by Zhang Zuolin, Yang Du sold his house to raise money to save him! When Yang Du's reputation was at its peak, he didn't have much property, but when he heard that his friend Yang Qinghe was having a hard time, he still initiated a donation from his fellow villagers, that is, that donation, so that Yang Du's reputation did not stink to the end.
At that time, the donations were managed by Cai Yuanpei, a total of 28 people, in order of social prestige, Yang Du ranked first, Cai Yuanpei second. The back is not important, the important thing is the twenty-seventh name, that person is from Xiangtan, Hunan, surnamed Mao.
Yang Du is persistent enough.
He has always adhered to his ideal, which is a constitutional monarchy. Even though everyone thought it was impossible, he kept doing it!
To be a bandit, sometimes you need the spirit of never looking back.
Of course, if Yang Du was only suitable to be a bandit, Yang Xiaolin would not laugh so happily, he was happy because he agreed with Yang Du's method of saving the country.
In the Republic of China, every talented person had his own set, and Yang Du was naturally no exception, and his set of national salvation policies was not the Three People's Doctrine, nor Communism, but the Golden Iron Doctrine. The so-called gold is money. Iron is a weapon. Yang Du believes that only by improving the economy and military can China be saved.
To sum up, Yang Xiaolin decided to take Yang Du away today because he felt that Yang Du was a suitable person to be a bandit with him.
Yang Xiaolin put away his smile and continued to walk towards Sherley's table with the plate, since Yang Du was here, he was not afraid of being run away by him again.
"Mr. Sherley, this is my grilled chicken, please taste it."
Yang Xiaolin put the plate on the table, then opened it, and a grilled chicken with full color and flavor shrunk in the plate. Sherley was very surprised by Yang Xiaolin's appearance, he remembered that he had not arranged for this cook to come here, looking at the modest smile on Yang Xiaolin's face, Sherley did not speak for a while.
Yasuya Uchida glanced at it: "Worried! Looks good! β
He was about to do it, but Yang Xiaolin stopped his chopsticks: "Everyone, please slow down, this dish, please share it with you when you come down, so that it will be interesting to eat." β
Uchida Yasuya was a little embarrassed, his hand stopped in the air, and Zuihou retracted very unwillingly: "Minister Sherley, you cook is very courageous, yes, let's see how he divides this dish." ββ¦,
The foreigners on the table all looked at Yang Xiaolin, and many people gathered around him, wanting to see the excitement.
I saw Yang Xiaolin take out a knife from behind him, cut off the head of the chicken with a very sharp knife, put it on a plate and sent it to Yue Leisar: "This should be Minister Yue Leisar, this chicken head belongs to you." Just like Russia cut off a large area of territory of the Qing Dynasty in Ili, the head of this rooster was chopped off by you. β
Yue Leisar's face changed suddenly, and those ambassadors were also shocked by something. Yang Xiaolin tore off the two chicken legs one by one: "This is the interests of Annan and the Liangguang region, they are French, don't fight, I believe you have no opinion." β
"This chicken arm is like Jiaozhou Bay, he is the German minister, after Jiaozhou Bay was taken by the Germans, there is no possibility of turning over in the Qing Dynasty, a chicken without wings, no matter how it flies, it can't fly out of the palm of your hand, right?"
A chicken had been torn to the middle, and it looked so mutilated. Yang Xiaolin's hand patted, cut open the belly of the chicken with a knife, reached out and took out a handful of internal organs from it, and put it on the plate to find the chicken intestines: "This is like the salt tax of the Qing Dynasty, it seems that it has fallen into the hands of the Americans, right?" Which one is Minister Conger? β
Conger sat on the top of his chair and straightened his suit: "Give it to me." β
Yang Xiaolin hurriedly handed it over: "Please forgive me for not being very clear about the difference between the Americans and the British, so this one must be Minister Sadaoyi, right?" It was you who were the first to knock on the door of the Qing Dynasty, and it is undeniable that now you are very big in the Qing Dynasty, and you don't even need to send ships to come if you want anything, as long as you want to, there will be it immediately. These five organs belong to you. β
Sherley had already seen that Yang Xiaolin had a problem at this time, and when he was about to call out the guards, Yang Xiaolin hurriedly stretched out his hand: "Wait for Minister Sherley, I don't think I'm wrong to divide it, can I finish dividing this chicken?" β
Before Sherley could speak, Sadaoyi next to him lit a cigar: "Let him share it!" β
Yang Xiaolin bowed to Sa Daoyi: "Thank you, Minister Sa Daoyi, who should be next?" Oh, this is also a bowl of chicken blood, which was prepared for Minister Yasuya Uchida, the First Sino-Japanese War, you have dried up a little vitality of the Qing Dynasty, the Beiyang Naval Division has been wiped out, Taiwan and North Korea no longer belong to China, and the indemnity of 230 million taels of silver! Joyfully! β
Yasuya Uchida took the bowl of chicken blood, he was the only one who stood up to take what Yang Xiaolin had in his hand. At this time, the music in the hall had stopped, and everyone was looking at Yang Xiaolin's grilled chicken.
Yang Xiaolin's zuihou eyes fell on the Italian, and he cut off the chicken butt: "I'm really sorry, you Italians are late, and there is only this little thing left, I hope to satisfy your appetite." β
A whole chicken, now only the scattered pieces of minced meat on the skeleton remain, Yang Xiaolin looked at the chicken, shook his head and said: "There is still some meat, I know that you are planning to divide these too, and this chicken has made it clear that she is willing to measure China's material resources to make you happy, so you all want this zuihou a little meat, the Japanese, the Russians, the British, the Americans, they all think like this, right?" β
Sherley finally couldn't stand it anymore and stood up: "Someone! Arrest him! β
A group of soldiers at the door ran in with guns, but Sardor was surprised to find that when the group of soldiers ran in, Sherley's face suddenly became extremely ugly.
A group of black soldiers rushed in and did not come up to arrest Yang Xiaolin, but quickly dispersed around the hall, one by one with guns in their hands, and the muzzle of the gun was pointed at the white man who was having a drinking party! β¦,
Nyerere strode to Yang Xiaolin's side: "It's all gone." β
Yang Xiaolin nodded: "Very good." β
The two men spoke succinctly and clearly, but Sherley understood them all, and for a moment his face was as dead as ashes. Nyerere just glanced at Sherley, then shook his head and said to Yang Xiaolin: "You better hurry up buddy, we don't have much time, we have to retreat after half an hour." β
Don't say that these ministers all understand Chinese, those black soldiers came in and tightly guarded the only exit of the entire hall, blocking more than 200 guests inside, so as long as Jiashi is not blind, he understands that something is wrong!
Sa Daoyi whispered in Sherley's ear, "Sherley, is this your drinking party?" We were really pleasantly surprised! β
Sherley really didn't know that things would turn out like this! However, he still embodied the style of a minister, and in the face of Nyerere's fierce eyes, he slowly stood up: "I remind you, this is the French consulate, and anything you do here will be considered a provocation to the French Empire, and you will be responsible for the consequences." β
Yang Xiaolin smiled, turned around and walked to the microphone on the stage, tried it and said: "Gentlemen and ladies, I'm sorry to disturb your Yaxing, let me introduce myself first, the contemptible Yang Xiaolin, is the beast Yang Fighting Ghost mentioned in this newspaper." β
As if they were afraid that the persuasion was not enough, these people didn't remember that Yang beat the ghost, and he also deliberately found a newspaper to come over. In fact, this is completely redundant, the name of Yang Dagui is very loud, a few days ago the Russians also convened a special meeting, asking Britain and France to support the Russian army to stay in Liaoxi, the most talked about at the meeting is the atrocities of Yang Dagui, a beast in Liaoxi.
But they never thought that this beast would dare to come to Beijing and dare to enter the eastern suburbs!
These foreigners looked a little panicked, Yang Xiaolin was very satisfied with their expressions: "Don't worry, I'm not as cold as the Russians say, in fact, I am a very peace-loving person, and I like to make friends very much, this time I came to make a friend with you, I want to invite you to Liaoxi as a guest, I hope you don't refuse me." All of you who read your names below please come to me, and with your cooperation, I am sure we will have a great time tonight. β
"Why should we listen to you, a Qing Dynasty person? Don't stand out, everyone! A Frenchman shouted loudly, Yang Xiaolin glanced at him, and made a color at the biaozi who had already come in, and the biaozi stabbed into the guy's heart!
There was a scream from the entire hall, and Yang Xiaolin shouted with a microphone: "Silence! Quiet! I'll say zuihou again, I'm robbing, please cooperate fully, keep quiet, and maintain order at the scene! "He's talking like a cop being intimidating a group of thugs who are trying to make trouble in a bar.
The noise immediately stopped, and Yang Xiaolin nodded: "Now there are still people who want to know why I want you to be obedient?" β