Chapter 126 - Human Morphology
Hongyi stared at the beautiful waste queen in front of him, who was rated as "beautiful [1]" by Fu Lindu, but in the end he didn't see the place-
Belle Xuanye, a young child under the age of two, sat on the palace bench at the head of the throne. The young concubine and the mother Concubine Jing sat on the side of the throne, accompanying the queen highly, and maintaining a dignified posture. So, Hongyi looked straight ahead, his eyes were parallel, and finally landed on Meng Guqing's chest one meter away!
Concubine Jing faced this child who was less than two years old, for some reason, there was still some motherhood from beginning to end, although she was not loved, but she was a little loving. So I never thought that there would be anything wrong with this doll, and I didn't care where the eyes below my chin fell, but felt that this was the prince's respect and awe for his mother - I didn't dare to stare at it!
But Hongyi was able to unscrupulously appreciate the smooth silk clothes in front of him, the curves were exposed, and with the even breathing, up and down, the "abruptness, peaks and loops", his thoughts were soon a little uncontrollable, and his heart became uncontrollable.
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As a "divorced uncle" in later generations, Comrade Zeng Hongyi's first breastfeeding experience in Jingren Palace after he came to the Shunzhi Dynasty was terrible.
As a newborn, when Tong Jiashi, who was the "concubine" and a first-time mother, sent the young breasts of his fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl into Hongyi's mouth, he chose to resist as much as possible - but he could only use his immature little tongue to push out the "Little Doudou" that had advanced by an army!
It's definitely not that Hongyi is sanctimonious, but because it can't be counted as a mother's plump and straight breasts. Originally, it was just a budding flower bone! I am not a "principal" or a "professor", and I must not do that kind of inhuman thing that is inferior to a beast!
Fortunately, the Qing Dynasty had already established a rule that if he was born as a prince, regardless of his concubine, he would be controlled by a nanny and handed over to a wet nurse, and could not be fed by his biological mother. Moreover, before the prince was born, there were as many as eight suitable nurses. As a result, the baby Hongyi, who was not originally "sanctimonious", accepted the "chief nurse" and adult woman Sun's pair of "food" with peace of mind. Although I was a little shy, I remembered that I had already crossed into a newborn and had just experienced the pain of a difficult childbirth. Empty stomach. That's why it's been eaten and used as the main source of nutrition for a long time to come [2].
Of course, this is not the same as the once popular vice of "adults drinking human milk" in big cities such as Beijing and Shenzhen. After some careful analysis, Hongyi was able to enjoy the "offering" of the eight grandmothers with peace of mind.
Do you still remember why Xiao Hongyi and Wu Liangfu are incompatible? It's not because it's in Gyeongin Palace that day. Wu Liangfu actually took the opportunity to take the baby from Concubine Kang Tong Jia's arms. Stretched out his hand to molest Hongyi's "reborn mother", the pair of green "flower bones" that have not yet fully grown! In the eyes of the young man Hongyi. This is extremely perverted - actually groping the pig hand on the girl who has not yet "grown"! If you're really perverted and it's too late, you have the ability to go to an adult woman!
Later, Hongyi found that his requirements for Wu Eunuch were a bit too high! The woman of this harem. It's basically not an "adult woman"! As far as the eye can see, they are generally girly. It turns out that the emperor likes this bite?
Since then, Hongyi has often carried out the "scientific" "scrutiny" and "comparison" of the young people in the 21st century to many "uncivilized" palace maids in this era, or the concubines who are "fortunate to be favored by the dragon", and after analyzing a large number of "raw data", he has come to a preliminary "research conclusion" - women in the early Qing Dynasty are generally stunted.
The so-called "posture and posture", let's talk about "color" first. The color is the appearance of the face, which can be said to have its own merits. Not to be said, it is the so-called "Three Thousand Beauties of the Hou~Gong" in Fulin, and there are also women who can be regarded as the best in later generations, especially the concubine Jing after the abolition of the palace, and the prince of Xiang outside the palace, Fujin Dong E, etc.
But when it comes to this "posture", most of them belong to the "Princess Taiping" model - the so-called "one horse is flat and flat like a mirror"! Coupled with the fact that they are dressed in wide and general flag uniforms, the whole person looks like pirated and inferior printing, with slightly uneven "I-shaped" letters. Looking at them, Hongyi often misses the size S!
Maybe it's just a matter of visual inspection, Hongyi took advantage of his fetal wear, and brazenly came up with a little trick of "hugging" when he met with all the "concubines", and tried it repeatedly! Then he took his bare head with his pigtails and arched it in other people's arms, often going up and down, doing a field survey, and the results were still discouraging - it was really unsatisfactory! I had to honestly return to my second East Institute, and reminisce about the intimate happiness with Xiao Ai in that life in my dreams! Alas! My Xiao Ai, the youth and beauty of a typical post-80s girl! Brother misses you! Miss you! Miss you so much! Do you miss me?
After waking up, Xiao Xuanye, who had no choice but to face the basic reality of the Qing Dynasty in the seventeenth century, began to implement his aesthetic standard of "pulling the general from the inside" in his heart, temporarily gave up the "appearance" requirement, and quietly divided the women he could see in the back ~ palace into a rough "three, six, nine and so on" according to the "body shape"โโ
Anyone who has never given birth to a child is 100% equipped with an "airport" as standard, the lowest potential type! The vast majority of women are like this, including Empress Ulun Zhurige, Han Ge Kong Sizhen, and even Prince Xiang Fujin Dong Eshi (hard work, I am optimistic about your "huge" potential)!
I've had a baby, but I'm really a girl, still developing, and I'm looking forward to it! For example, his own mother Concubine Kang, Fuquan's mother Dong E, and concubines Chen, Yang, Ba, Wusu [4] and so on who gave birth to several daughters (unfortunately due to the "regulations" of the Qing Dynasty, I can't contribute to you with Ahn Fuquan and many sisters, and Huang Ama Fulin can't work!) It's a pity, it's a pity! ๏ผใ
Have given birth to a child, and the age is appropriate, belongs to an adult young woman (over eighteen years old), and has the time that can make Hongyi's eyes reach, need to "trek through mountains and rivers", "bulging and piling up, warped and arrogant", "a pair of bright moon close to the chest [5]", are all of the highest quality! For example, his own nurse Sun. There is also the deposed concubine Meng Guqing, and ......
Lying on the bed of the East Second Institute that day, when Hongyi enjoyed his heart's content, he shuddered when he thought of this! - Wait! Why is Meng Guqing considered "top-grade" in his mind? Although she is beautiful, she is only "cold"! is expressionless all day, why do you count him as a top grade? There is only one answer - big breasts!
So Hongyi's head is also bigger.
According to the data analysis collected from the repeated application of underage infants and young children's "salty pig hands" and "salted pig heads" since he crossed over, plus rough visual inspection, Concubine Jing should indeed be "top grade"! But it's the middle of the 17th century! All women basically belong to the "inconspicuous" model. This is especially true if there is no birth! Even if you have given birth. It's hard to make a qualitative leap! But weishenme her concubine Jing will have such a graceful figure? For the sake of Mongolian women? The queen is also a Mongolian woman, and she also had a bed with the emperor, but isn't that the case? Besides, she was not on good terms with Fulin, and she had no heirs before she was abolished!
With a great curiosity that is purely scientific in nature. Hongyi tossed and turned and thought for a long time. Finally. He recalled a book he had read in the Beijing Book Buildingโ"Thirty Beauties of the Qing Palace" written by Professor Xu Guangyuan. At that time, the title of the book immediately caught my attention. Standing in front of the bookshelf and rummaging through it for more than half an hour, there seems to be a special section in it about this wasted queen! Let me think...... Think about it......
When the book is used, it is less hated! When I read it, I just watched the flowers, and when I used it, I knew that it was too late to regret it! Several mental searches were unsuccessful. Hongyi almost gave up, but in the end, he persevered thanks to his extremely studious ambition for the scientific research of "Human Morphomorphology in the Early Qing Dynasty: The Study of Female Human Morphology".
Hard work pays off! Hongyi struggled countless brain cells and finally remembered a paragraph! And this fragmented memory of the written text did not bring him the slightest pleasure of academic research, but frightened him into a cold sweat!
Could this be the case with historical truth? He's so excited!
[Friendly reminder: This chapter YY technique is a little heavier, upright gentlemen, sanctimonious, don't look at indecent people, don't appreciate if you don't like it!] ใ
[1] The words are from the "Filial Piety to the Empress" written by Emperor Shunzhi himself, the original text is here: "Before and after the abolition, Rong Zhi is enough to be called beautiful, and he is also extremely clever and wise, but he is very jealous and jealous, and those who see Rong Shaoyan are disgusted and want to die." Although I move, I don't guess against it. I don't live in the old house, and I don't meet with me. And I am simple and simple, and after the abolition, I am addicted to luxury, and all the clothes are decorated with pearls and jades, which are useless and tyrannical, and I don't know how to regret it. When tasting food, there is a non-gold person, and he is displeased. If the nature of the abolition is yes, I will endure it for a long time, and I will become depressed and sick. The queen mother saw that my face was gradually debilitating, and she knew what she had done, and told me to make a decision. Therefore, I promised to be merciful and abolished. and abolished, those who have no thoughts in the palace will be known for a long time after the abolition. โ
[2] In the middle and late Qing Dynasty, the etiquette system gradually improved, stipulating that the prince ate human milk until he was six years old (virtual age), and then did not need a wet nurse, but added Anda, and taught the prince etiquette in language, diet, and walking. When the prince was seven years old, he prepared a small crown, a small robe, and a small boot for him, and let him stand on an errand with the crowd and teach the upper school, that is, in the upper study.
[3] The three thousand in the so-called "three thousand beauties of the harem" should be an imaginary number. According to the "Qing Historical Manuscript", in the Fulin harem, there are 18 queens, concubines, and concubines who can be found in the harem. At that time, there was no nobleman, always present, and promised to be compiled, which was the first initiative of Emperor Kangxi, only concubines. However, Tang Ruowang once said that Emperor Shunzhi had the "bad habits" of the Manchurians, such as anger, and also mentioned that he was "sexually ~ lustful". Therefore, some scholars speculate that in the ~ palace of the Shunzhi Dynasty in the early Qing Dynasty, there were many palace maids left over from the former Ming Dynasty, who should have been "lucky" by the blessings after the pro-government, but they did not get the name. Even then, there won't be too many of them. Hongyi judged that the most is the most, and it is definitely not more than thirty or forty!
[4] These concubines are all according to the "Qing History Manuscript. It is recorded in the Biography of the Queen's Concubine that she gave birth to a daughter to Fulin twelve years ago in Shunzhi. In addition, it can be seen that the surname of the Han people, and there is also a "Shi family" who has no heirs, which is clearly recorded as a Han person in Luanzhou (now Luan County, Tangshan City, Hebei). It is enough to prove that the so-called Manchu and Han do not intermarry, and Han women do not enter the palace, are all far-fetched for later generations. More on this later in this book.
[5] From the poem "Crisp Milk" by Wang Wei in the Ming Dynasty, the original poem is excerpted below: "A pair of bright moons are attached to the chest, and the forbidden grapes are round with jasper. Under the window of the husband's crispy crisp, the golden stem is hanging with a few dewdrops. [Typical yellow ~ poem! Wang Wei (1370~1415), the word Mengyang, also known as Mizhai, was a native of Yongfu County (now Yongtai County) in the Ming Dynasty. He used to be the reviewer of the Hanlin Academy, the vice president of the Yongle Canon, and the author of 5 volumes of the "Void Boat Collection". In the eighth year of Yongle (1410), he was falsely accused of Xie Jin, and was imprisoned and died at the age of 46. Some people commented that he was "heroic, erudite and talented, poetic, and good at writing." His poems are simple and fresh, not out of the ordinary, and grass-like Su Shi. (Look at the people and look at the mainstream, that's the only way!) (To be continued......)