"Righteous annihilation?"

"Righteous annihilation!"

Everyone in the audience was stunned, and then laughed.

This young man and the monk are in a group, and when they see that things are not good, they want to "kill their relatives with righteousness" and let themselves get out?

Look at the monk's appearance, he is not a good match, his "righteous annihilation", how can the monk be restrained and wait to be killed, and the two of them must use the knife to fight in the nest first.

That means there's more fun to see!

Immediately, everyone forgot about Sister Cao who was shouting on the ground, or rather, while watching Sister Cao's white breasts, watching the play of "righteous annihilation", it was really the best of both worlds.

"Quick, hurry up and kill your relatives in righteousness!"

"Exactly, I can't wait!"

Ye Chang turned to the monk, and the monk looked sullen, and he didn't understand how things could be like this.

Ye Chang patted him on the shoulder, and raised his voice again: "Monk, you have committed four transgressions today, do you know?" ”

"Four times?" When everyone heard this, they suddenly felt even more energetic, isn't the monk just "forcible 'rape", where did the four faults come from?

The monk also shook his head, although he didn't know what Ye Chang was doing to stand on the other party's side, but he was sure that Ye Chang was playing a famous role.

"One of them is that they don't follow the teacher's words. What did your master say to you, what is hidden in a woman's chest? ”

Everyone heard this, and they were even more interested: there is a joke, and it is a monk's joke!

Everyone in the world knows that the most obscene and evil are not monks, and the most evil are not officials, if a monk is up, it is cold and taboo - not to mention anything else, the joke between Master Xue Huaiyi and Empress Zetianwu, I don't know how many there are behind my back!

"This ......"

The monk wanted not to answer, but Ye Chang forced his eyes to look at him, and he had to say: "The master said, on the chest of the female benefactor, there is a tiger ...... hidden."

As he spoke, he still looked at Sister Cao'er's chest, and everyone looked at him together. But the monk glanced at it and immediately closed his eyes, and then Heshi muttered "sin", but everyone laughed: "What a pair of tigers!" ”

"This is the first time you have passed, a monk, who did not follow the master's teachings - although the tiger is on the chest of this mother-in-law, has it run into your heart now?" Ye Chang asked.

The monk nodded helplessly, and everyone laughed again.

"You're a tiger in your heart now, a low-smelling rose." Ye Chang teased him.

"Hurry up, continue to kill relatives in righteousness!" And they shouted.

"Monk, your second mistake is to do things as a mother-in-law and mother-in-law, not neatly and neatly." Ye Chang said again: "Look, since you are doing something bad in broad daylight, why don't you do it cleanly and tear off this mother-in-law's clothes, but make it look like this, half-covering and half-covering, which makes people look so happy!" ”

Ye Chang said while taking off the "Zhang" character flag that swaggered in the wind and handed it to the monk, the monk took it blankly, and Ye Chang said again: "Tear this flag, work hard, don't rub it!" ”

The monk looked at Ye Chang, and after all, he pulled it hard, and the flag was suddenly torn in two, and everyone smacked their tongues: The monk has so much strength!

"You see, the monk is so strong, he is a strong man, and when there are seven or eight in his spare time, it is not enough for the monk to fight, just tear the clothes on this woman's body, it stands to reason that if you tear it, you should tear it to the end, not to mention the outer clothes, even the bottom clothes and pants, and they should be torn clean. But this monk only tore half a balaer, which made everyone unhappy - everyone said, is this the second pass of the monk? ”

"Exactly, this mistake is much more important than not listening to Master's words!"

"Tsk, why don't you tear it up a little more?"

Among the onlookers, most of them are good deeds, and under the guidance of Ye Chang, they gradually understood: Where is the monk really going to rape in broad daylight, if it is true, wouldn't Sister Cao on the ground be clean and sleek like a stripped white sheep! Although this young man was excusing the monk, he spoke wittily and interestingly, which was not inferior to Dongfang Shuo and others, so everyone responded one after another.

Of course, it is also sincere, if the monk tears it apart, everyone will not see such a half-concealed Sister Cao.

"Two more, two more!"

"Monk, your third mistake is that your vision is very poor. Look, this lady is just three points white, this lady is just an inch of fragrance, this lady is smiling and smiling, this lady is fragrant Ruolan...... "Ye Chang saw that there were also many nearby maidens or wine queens who were lively, so he pointed them out one by one. He was sharp-eyed and quick-tongued, talking about the strengths of these women, the women he pointed out were all shy and happy, and the onlookers nodded yes as he pointed out.

He is young and handsome, although his clothes are inconspicuous and even a little shabby, but this woman has a romantic attitude. The women who were watching were all secretly in their hearts, hoping that he could point to them and comment on them. When he pointed to the fifth place, Ye Chang suddenly found that this one was squeezing the woman next to him away, as if he was afraid that he was praising others, and when he saw him pointing his finger at himself, his eyes were suddenly shy—one big and one small, his pink cheeks were slightly red—the pockmarks changed color, the willow waist was swinging frequently—bucket-shaped, and the jade arm was light—similar to the monk's arm. Ye Chang was almost choked by his own saliva, and there was laughter around him, but fortunately, Ye Chang was in a hurry: "This lady has an extraordinary temperament......"

When a woman's appearance is really nothing to praise, praise her connotation, Ye Chang's praise, the onlookers laughed together, and they all thought that this young man was interesting, and the lady with extraordinary temperament snorted even more, turned around and fled, and did not forget to throw a wink at Ye Chang when he left.

"You see, there are beauties in our Chang'an City, monks, you don't choose this, you don't choose that, but you choose this half-old, you look at her, her skin is loose, her eyes are cloudy, if you don't spray incense powder on her body, the smell will be so heavy that no one dares to approach, and her face is powdered, but it is like a frosted donkey dung egg......" After pointing out the strengths of those women, immediately after, Ye Chang began to pick on Sister Cao'er's shortcomings, and every time she said it, everyone couldn't help but nod, only to feel that this little Langjun really got to the point, Every sentence is three points to the bone. Over there, Sister Cao'er's face became whiter and whiter, and her eyes became more and more hateful. Ye Chang's heart is not wide-eyed, this Sister Cao was obviously instructed by someone to embarrass him, and she also wanted to cause him and the monk to be beaten on the street, Ye Chang was not merciful, and said to the monk: "Monk, you chose such a woman to be rude on the street, and the matter spread out, wouldn't you let the world laugh at the fact that there are no beauties in Chang'an City?" ”

Everyone laughed in an uproar: "This is better than the first two, monk, you are very wrong!" ”

The monk is difficult to argue, he doesn't speak, his eyes and nose look at the mouth and mouth, and he looks at the heart, which is to recite the Buddha together, and he looks like he confesses his sins and obeys the law. Everyone thought that this play was even good, and they shouted again: "Fourth, fourth!" ”

"Monk, this summer heat is unbearable, the street wind is blazing, everyone is on the street at this time, there is something wrong, monk, you cause trouble, let everyone stop and watch, delay your own business, isn't it the fourth transgression?"

After the fourth pass was spoken, the onlookers laughed again, but this time they smiled knowingly, although they were still unfinished, but they said with reason: "Exactly, scattered and scattered, we all have our own business, how can we delay for a long time?" ”

Ye Chang smiled and bowed his hand to everyone, and those people dispersed one by one and made way out. Several scribes squeezed back: "Ye Langjun, good means, good means." ”

Ye Chang didn't dare to say twice, and pulled the monk to leave, when a bold woman threw her eyes at him: "Xiao Langjun, I haven't commented on the slave yet!" ”

"Something, something, sisters and sisters will meet again." Ye Chang smiled and waved his hand.

"Who you are, who you are!" Someone behind him asked loudly.

Ye Chang doesn't want to leave a name, you must know that although he has solved the siege with the benefit of his tongue today, it may not be a good reputation when it is rumored that he is rumored to be good, and while others say that he is romantic and witty, they must also say that he is frivolous and mean. He didn't want to be named, and the scribe over there was silent, but the reckless monk was good and straight by his side. This monk couldn't think of much, and said almost without hesitation: "Xiuwu Ye Changye Eleven Lang is also!" ”

"Ye Chang?"

"The sunset is infinitely good, Ye Chang, Ye Shilang?"

Among the people around, there were also some who had heard of Ye Chang's name, and some people immediately whispered. Those women who have been commented on by Ye Chang are just good at home, and Qinglou's eyes suddenly lit up, and they looked at Ye Chang with a sparkle.

"Let's go!" Ye Chang originally went to Sister Cao to ask the instigator behind him, but when he saw the eyes around him, he suddenly changed color, and pulled the monk away.

If it was a normal time, he would be willing to come to Chang'an City to see the Fengyue place, but now, what he wants to do most is to help Han Chaozong get things done and then go home.

Although Chang'an is good, it is not my hometown.

It was Sister Cao who asked "Who are you", she suffered a big loss and was humiliated by Ye Chang in public, so she would be difficult to stay in this West Market in the future, so she asked angrily, wanting to know the name of the enemy of the Dao Dao. Now that he heard Ye Chang's name, he gritted his teeth and turned around twice in his mouth, and was about to go back to his shop.

She didn't have a face, and when she went back to see the person who instructed her, she replied: "Master, the servant is just going back to this evil breath, and that guy also tore up our family's signature flag!" ”

If Ye Chang is here, when he sees this "master", he will definitely know him.

The "old man" smiled at his beard: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay to change the signboard, come and reward Sister Cao's five dollars." ”

He smiled, but there was a gloomy light in his eyes, he actually met Ye Chang in the West Market today, and he was dressed like this, he definitely didn't want people to know his identity. His appearance in Liuxiang, Huajie, West Market, as a scholar in Beijing, will inevitably attract attention, and if he is not disposed of properly, it will even ruin his reputation and affect his future career.

Now that Monk Mang called out his identity, it was just right, just right, and he said it to the right person at the right time, then, he could only roll out of Chang'an City in a gloomy manner, just like Meng Haoran, famous for his poetry, Han Chaozong and others all wanted to extend his reputation, but as a result, he was not released.

"Master, just let them go like this?" Sister Cao, who was standing next to her, was still not angry, although she couldn't determine the identity of this lord, but she knew what the building belonged to in this Zhang Ji: the son of the late Prime Minister Zhang Shuo, the princess of Jinning and the horse Zhang Yan!

The "master" in front of him may even be the colt himself!

According to the law of the imperial court, officials are not allowed to enter the market at will, especially when opening such a leather and meat shop, it is even more taboo. But there are always policies and countermeasures, Zhang Yan himself can't come forward, let a clansman come forward, and the imperial court did not prohibit the hundred officials of the clan from buying property and farming, so most of the shops in this alley belong to Zhang Yan's brothers, but most of them are rented to other businessmen and collect some rent, only this Yihong Mansion is operated by Zhang Yan's distant relatives of the same clan.

It can also be regarded as saving some private money for Zhang Yan - there is a princess in the family, and it is not easy to do anything.

This "master" is Zhang Yan, he didn't dare to let Ye Chang see himself, so he shrank upstairs and didn't come forward, now that Ye Chang has left, he got up and was waiting to go downstairs, and suddenly saw a few more people upstairs, "Huh", and retracted back to the position.

"Twenty-nine mothers...... How did it end up here? ”

What he saw was the insect girl dressed as Xiao Daogu. Xishi is a lowly place, although Twenty-nine Niang does not have the title of princess, but after all, she is also a noble lord, and it is absolutely impossible to appear here! Naturally, none of the princesses of the Tang Dynasty are well-behaved, like the insect girl, she is dressed as a Taoist aunt, and the eunuchs who follow her are also dressed in ordinary clothes, plus four palace maids who are also dressed as Taoist aunts, so hidden from people, except for Zhang Yan, the closest relatives of the heavenly family, no one can recognize it.

Zhang Yan couldn't help muttering a little in his heart, thinking of Ye Chang's appearance, his rich associative ability began to kick in: Could it be that Twenty-Nine Niang and Ye Chang have a personal relationship, so the two of them are in the West City Secret Meeting?

This is not surprising, although Twenty-nine Niang is young, only nine years old, but the princess of the Li Tang family has never been able to speculate with ordinary people, when Princess Taiping was less than eight years old, she was lewd by He Lanmin, if Ye Changhuai has anything disgusting, it is not impossible to lure the little insect Niang.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yan was immediately furious.

"Someone, staring at Ye Chang...... Hmm, staring at this little Dao girl, be careful, don't let her know, go to two more people, and when you know where she went, come and report me quickly! He commanded.

Naturally, some subordinates went to keep an eye on him, and Zhang Yan saw that Sister Cao was still upstairs, and an evil fire arose in his heart: "What are you still doing here, what should you do, just do it, it's really a waste of you for nothing!" ”

Sister Cao felt that she was a little inexplicable when she was scolded like this, but where did she dare to talk back to this "master", and went downstairs in disgrace. She was originally an old bustard who solicited guests, and when she went out, she went to solicit business, but the people around her walked around when they saw her, even if they wanted to enter the red mansion, they were suddenly stopped, and after muttering, the person covered his mouth and walked away.

It's really because Ye Chang is too mean, and his description of Sister Cao is too vivid, Pi Song's eyes are cloudy, "frosted donkey dung eggs", under such a description, everyone saw him, where was there still the interest of entering the building to lean on the red cui.

In this way, the business of relying on the Red Mansion has become more and more light.