Just when Cao Jun and Liu Jun were in Ye Yuan, when they were planning to kill each other and live and die, in the camp hall of Jiuli Mountain, Yuan Shang, Chang Xuan, and Lu Lingqi retreated left and right, and they lived at both ends of the hall, and they were facing each other from afar.

Chang Feng held a straw stalk in his hand, the old god was shaving his teeth, then lowered his head and took a sip, spit out a piece of dirt in his mouth, looked up at Yuan Shang, and said slowly: "You called Lao Tzu into this hall alone, what is the matter, say it!" ”

Yuan Shang frowned when he heard this, and said dissatisfiedly: "Changgong, this is your mistake, what I want to tell you, didn't I already tell you outside the hall just now?" It's only less than two cups of tea, why did you forget it? ”

Chang Feng smiled and said to Yuan Shang with some playfulness: "Lao Tzu was born with a bad memory and a big forgetfulness!" Listen to everything is in the left ear, the right ear out, the general little things, Lao Tzu needs to listen to more than ten times to have an impression, if the son is not troublesome, I will bother you to tell me ten times! ”

Yuan Shang's face sank, and he turned his head and asked Lu Lingqi beside him in a low voice: "This bastard is playing me?" ”

Lu Lingqi frowned slightly, and said in a low voice: "Chang Xuan, this person, has always been sloppy, it is best to take advantage of others, you don't have to be as knowledgeable as him, hurry up and get down to business." ”

"That's not good, if you talk about lip service, I haven't suffered a loss since I was a child, if I let this old king take advantage of me today, what face will I have in the circle in the future?" Yuan Shang was not happy when he heard this.

Lu Lingqi's heart tightened, thinking of Yuan Shang's unobtrusive virtue, and secretly said in her heart that it was bad.

Sure enough, I saw Yuan Shang turn his head and raise his mouth slightly at Chang Xuan, and the familiar evil smile hung on the corner of his mouth again.

"Changgong, is it bad for you to remember what is wrong with Lu?"

Chang Feng raised his eyebrows, grinned and subconsciously asked, "I don't know what to do, but Gongzi knows?" ”

"Because you're bald."

Chang Feng was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and subconsciously raised his hand and touched his shiny head, which was white and very handy

Chang Xuan's complexion changed suddenly.

"Fart! You shit! You're fucking bald! You bald! Chang Xuan's eyes suddenly lit up, but it was because Yuan Shang was really angry at his words.

A defective person is naturally reluctant to let others say that he is defective, just like a crippled person is unwilling to let others look at his own leg, so he is fitted with a prosthesis; The blind man does not want others to look into his own eyes, so he puts on a prosthetic eye; Goryeo sticks don't want people to say that they are ugly, so they like plastic surgery the most; The little devils don't want people to say that their little dog kennel is cold, so they cry a few times and pee on their faces, and they have to slander other people's islands, which are all cheap.

Chang Feng is also a human being, he is not big-minded, and when he hears others say that he has shortcomings, his performance is naturally the same, he scolds people with his mouth open, he is very cheap and stupid.

Seeing Chang Xuan's chest panting heavily, Yuan Shang coughed lightly and added another pair of fierce medicine to him.

"Is your bald disease congenital or acquired?"

Hearing this, Chang Yan was angry again: "Fuck you!" You were born bald! Your father's ancestors are all born bald! ”

Yuan Shang nodded slowly when he heard this, and said, "Oh, what do you mean, then you say that it was cut the day after tomorrow?" Alas, the hair and skin of the body, the parents who receive it, can not abandon it, Changgong, you are really mischievous, you have nothing to do to cut your hair, if you let your father and mother see it, will you not be naughty and vomit blood? ”

Chang Feng was furious, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "You know what a fart!" Lao Tzu has a bad relationship with them, he wants to be angry with them! How's that, can't you?! ”

"Then you don't have to cut it to the end, if you shave it so cleanly, can it grow again? You're obviously hurting others and yourself, aren't you shaved down there? ”…,

Chang Xuan: ""

Lu Lingqi in the other side of the box looked at Chang Xuan, who was in a hurry, and then looked at Yuan Shang, who had a solemn face, and finally a trace of loosening finally appeared on his face that had been plain and indifferent, and he couldn't help but laugh out.

Seeing that Lu Lingqi, who had been teased by him in front of him, she actually turned around and laughed at him at this moment, her old face became more and more unbearable, and she suddenly pulled out the sword at her waist, and was about to go up and fight with Yuan Shang.

Lu Lingqi's face was straight, and she also drew her sword out of the sheath, turned her face and said coldly: "Changgong, it's just a few jokes, why take it seriously?" ”

Chang Feng glanced at the sword in Lu Lingqi's hand with a gloomy face, weighed the pros and cons, slowly put the sword into the sheath, and squeezed out a smile and said: "Don't blame the virtuous niece, it's just that what this son said is too annoying, and the old man was careless for a while, and he lost his temper and lost his temper." ”

Yuan Shang was a little dissatisfied when he heard this, and said, "Hey, how can you scold people!" Who does the good son scold? ”

"Good son scolds you for farting! You're the son! You're a fucking grandson! Grandson! ”

Yuan Shang didn't give in, and immediately sneered: "You turtle grandson." ”

Chang Xuan: ""

After a long while, I finally saw Chang Xuan, who had always liked to take advantage of his mouth, knelt down on top of the collapse in frustration, looking at the depths of the hall with a distracted face, his two copper bell-sized eyes were empty and godless, and his face was full of helpless frustration.

Yuan Shang took a deep breath, looked at Chang Feng sympathetically for a while, and asked seriously, "Have you taken it?" Still playing? ”

Chang Feng gave him a cold look, and there was no squeak.

"If you don't play, I'll get down to business." Yuan Shang opened his mouth to change the subject.

"If you fart, let it go!"

Yuan Shang coughed heavily, cleared his throat and said, "That's the case, bald."

Chang Xuan's eyes widened, and he seemed to be angry again.

"I'm sorry, I want to say, Changgong, with my understanding of you, your motive for wanting to rebel against Cao Cao this time is right, I think back then, you and Zang Ba, Sun Guan, Wu Dun, Yin Li, Sun Kang and others were the same Taishan thieves, dominating one side, and having a lot of prestige, it can be said that Cao Cao broke through Xuzhou when he broke through Xuzhou, and did not crusade against you, but entrusted the position of the local county guard to you, in fact, there are many troubles around Yanzhou, and it is really a helpless move for Cao Cao."

Chang Yan snorted when he heard this, but did not speak, as if he acquiesced to Yuan Shang's statement.

But listening to Yuan Shang slowly continued: "But now the situation is different, first two years ago, Cao Cao sent Pei Mao to summon the generals of Guanzhong, Duan Xuan and others, to conquer Li Dao, exterminate his three clans, and make Zhong Miao sit in Chang'an, the governor of Guanzhong, and the generals of Guanzhong, to pacify Guanzhong; Later, Zhang Xiu led the crowd to surrender, so that Cao Ren sat in Wancheng and stabilized the southern border; Dou took Liu Bei to regain Xuzhou, and the east road was determined; The battle of Guandu Cao Cao won again, and the north was worry-free for the time being, so it can be said that Cao Cao was originally attacked on all sides, embattled, so he can't take care of you Taishan thieves, and can only use pacification strategies, but in recent years, there are fewer and fewer enemies around him, and in the defense of the southeast and west roads, there are more and more soldiers who can be deployed, and the power is getting stronger and stronger, and for you, it is also more and more free to shoot, am I right? ”

Chang Feng sneered and said, "That's right! That's why Lao Tzu wants to lead his troops to fight before he destroys me! How, do you have an opinion? ”

"Of course I have no opinion if you want to oppose Cao, but what you said just now, since you want to oppose it, why don't you take refuge in our powerful Yuan clan, but instead have to form an alliance with Liu Bei?"

Chang Xuan snorted and said, "Don't say that your Yuan clan is far away in Hebei and it is difficult to take refuge, so I will go, with Yuan Shao's arrogance of being born in the fourth world and the third duke?" Can Ann accept me, the thieves? ”

Yuan Shang pondered carefully when he heard this, and with Yuan Shao's temperament of taking care of his own fame and honor, he really wouldn't easily accept the thief. …,

"Why don't you try? How do you know the way? "Thinking about it, Yuan Shang still has to persuade him.

Hearing this, Chang Xuan said disdainfully: "Try? Do you still need to try? In your Hebei realm, Chu Feiyan has nearly 100,000 thieves under his command, and with such a big arm, Yuan Shaoshang did not surrender, but fought and killed for many years, not to mention that there were less than 10,000 people under my command! Ridiculous! ”

Yuan Shang blinked when he heard this, turned his head curiously and asked Lu Lingqi: "I know that Emperor Xiaocheng has a beautiful wife named Zhao Feiyan, and this Chu Feiyan is a god horse Dongdong?" ”

Lu Lingqi couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard this, and sighed: "Chu Feiyan is now the leader of the Black Mountain Army, Zhang Yan, he was originally surnamed Chu, and later changed his surname to Zhang. ”

Yuan Shang shook his head and said unhappily: "It's too unfilial, can the surname be changed casually?" If I were his father, I would whip him with a big-eared scraper. ”

Lu Lingqi and Chang Feng couldn't help but be silent.

After a while, Fang listened to Lu Lingqi and continued: "Feiyan is his nickname, today, there are many thieves, but if you talk about the strength of the force, the most soldiers and horses, or the Black Mountain Feiyan thief is the most!" Now he is the biggest internal trouble in your Hebei. ”

Chang Feng nodded and said: "What the virtuous niece said is right, it's not that Lao Tzu doesn't want to join Hebei, it's just that your Yuan family's vision is too high, you pay too much attention to identity, and you are so strong that the Feiyan thief is strong, just because the thief body can't enter Yuan Shao's eyes?" Why should I bother to find myself bored! ”

Yuan Shang nodded when he heard this, and suddenly said: "It turns out that you are because of this, that's good, but if I persuade the head of the Yuan family to recruit the thieves of Montenegro after I return to Hebei, then what?" Are you anti-Cao thieves willing to submit to the Yuan family? ”

Chang Feng never thought that Yuan Shang would say such a sentence, and he couldn't help but stammer.

After thinking for a while, he saw Chang Xuan stand up violently and said boldly: "Okay! If it is really as you said, Hebei Yuan's willing to accept the Feiyan thief, Lao Tzu is across thousands of miles, and will also go to defect, and not only that, when today's famous thieves, Jinan's Xu He, Le'an's Sima Ju, Huainan's Lei Xu, Lujiang's Chen Lan, Jingdong's Mei Cheng, Taiyuan's Shang Yao, Guanxi's Liu Xiongming, Xiayang's Jin Fu, and the Yangtze River's Jinfan thief, all have some friendship with Lao Tzu. ”

Yuan Shang nodded and said with a smile: "Okay!" In this case, the first thing I will do when I return to Hebei is to ask the general to recruit the Black Mountain bandits. ”

Chang Feng smiled coldly and said, "With Yuan Shao's temperament, let him take in the thieves, I'm afraid it's not that easy." ”

"I have my own way, you can rest assured, bald."

Chang Xuan was suddenly furious: "Who is bald?" You're bald! Your father and mother's ancestors are all bald! ”