PS: The collection is just like the seedlings of early spring, not seeing its growth, but increasing day by day. Well, Yuguo is very relieved and obscene

Yan Qixia dragged the horse, blushing and drilling into the grove on the side of the road, and Zhou Xiaocao hurriedly followed. As he walked inside, he said, "Wife, we're all like this, it's not good to drill into the woods in broad daylight, right?" If you really want to, we can find a nearby village and town, open a house, there is no need to fight in the field, although it is quite cool to fight in the field, or let's try it today? ”

Yan Qixia said: "What are you talking nonsense, didn't I go into the forest to think of a way?" Now we both have blood stains on our pants, which makes people feel embarrassed to see. ”

Oh, after a long time, this girl doesn't want to fight in the field, but to figure out how to solve the current problem. Speaking of fighting in the field, Zhou Xiaocao became angry, you said that I have been like this for a few days, what kind of illness should be cured? Why is it soft, and the problem has not been good? If Feng Yulan is rescued in the future, the two girls are pestering, so they can't always use their hands, right?

Zhou Xiaocao silently shook his somewhat sore arm and sighed secretly.

Fortunately, they carried a bag with them, and one or two clothes to change into. Otherwise, both of them are bleeding from the crotch, and others think that the two of them are going into labor together, so embarrassed!

"Alright, let's just stand here."

Yan Qixia took off the pants on her body, because there was a skirt outside, she was not worried about how much spring light could leak out. What's more, there are only the two of them here, and if someone else is close, with Yan Qixia's skills, she would have already noticed it.

Zhou Xiaocao watched curiously as Yan Qixia tore up the pants she had taken off, threw away the bloody places, and then folded the remaining fabric into strips, tied it up, and made it into a "T" shape.

"What's this?"

Zhou Xiaocao asked curiously, Yan Qixia glanced at him, and said, "The menstrual belt used by girls, why do you care about this?" ”

I did it, it turns out that this is the menstrual belt used by girls when they had menstruation in the past, but I haven't seen it before. In the past, during the special period, an expert thought of an advertising slogan, which was widely praised: "Yue-Jin brand menstrual belt, the more you wear it, the more you wear it!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao remembered that when she was in school, she talked about half of her girlfriend at that time, why did she say half? Because the woman didn't admit that Zhou Xiaocao was her boyfriend - even though he was called Du Zhitao at that time. Once, his girlfriend didn't go to class, and Du Zhitao, who was extremely worried, skipped class and slipped into the girls' dormitory, where he saw his girlfriend lying on the bed and constantly rolling. His girlfriend asked him to help buy sanitary napkins with a pale face, and he went immediately. At that time, how attentive he was. Once when his girlfriend came back from a trip, he went to pick up at the school gate, and because the school has three gates, he kept running around through the three gates, just because he didn't know which door his girlfriend came in from. Thousands of acres of campus, his girlfriend was very moved, and finally rejected him and ran away with a handsome guy. Let's say that he went to the campus supermarket to buy sanitary napkins, and his head was big in front of the dazzling array of goods, how did he know that there were so many varieties! There are cotton, silk, wings, and non-wings

Now it's good, just a strip of cloth solves the problem, there are not so many varieties to speak of. In fact, this is Zhou Xiaocao who doesn't understand. In the past, the menstrual belts used by girls were all wrapped in cotton, and they were washed when they were dirty, and they were specially used for those days, which was not as simple as Yan Qixia's temporary fixing.

Yan Qixia sorted out her clothes, Zhou Xiaocao came back to her senses, and suddenly, she hugged Yan Qixia and kissed her: "You are so good-looking!" ”

Yan Qixia glanced at him shyly and said, "Stupid! It's not like I haven't seen it before! ”

Zhou Xiaocao actually thought of the half of his girlfriend he had talked about before, compared to the Yan Qixia in front of him, it was really a world of difference - whether it was in appearance or somewhere else. Since Yan Qixia decided to follow Zhou Xiaocao and be an honest little wife, she removed her veil, and after experiencing the wind and sun, Yan Qixia's face gradually became a little ruddy, looking more mature and charming than before.

A melodious flute sounded, Zhou Xiaocao listened carefully, and couldn't hear why. Yan Qixia listened intently for a while, and said: "This song is the "Deer Song" chapter in the Book of Songs, which means recruiting talents. It seems that we have been discovered. In that case, let's go and visit this master. ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Yo, there are still people living in this mountain and forest? Let's go, let's see! ”

The two of them walked in the direction where the sound of the flute came from, and after a while, they saw a grass house. This cottage is really simple, with a fence made of bamboo, and the yard is also a bamboo forest, which still retains its greenery in this bleak winter. The house is also made of bamboo, and the floor begins to have a floor about less than a meter away, which is afraid that the ground will be wet or rain will back up. Even the steps are carefully woven from bamboo, which shows the elegance of the owner here.

When the two of them arrived, the sound of the flute stopped abruptly.

Zhou Xiaocao walked to the front of the courtyard, and through the fence, through the sparse bamboo, he vaguely saw a new couplet pasted on both sides of the door: "Sleeping in the grass house is closed to play words, and lying on the couch makes the flute sound." The horizontal criticism is: "Be willing to obey the mandate of heaven." ”

Zhou Xiaocao looked at it, and unconsciously read it out: "Whoever fucks my ass and eyes, I told him to make the ground hurt." Ouch, there's still a horizontal batch, I'll do it tomorrow! I wiped it, and I guess there is a GAY in it! ”

Yan Qixia glanced at him and said, "Shameless, obscene!" Tell me to read it badly. ”

Zhou Xiaocao innocently pointed to the couplet: "I don't blame me for what he wrote!" ”

At this time, the door of the house opened, and a middle-aged man dressed as a scribe in a green robe came out, followed by a teenage boy with a bun tied around his head. When the scribe came out, he first bent down towards Zhou Xiaocao and said, "Your guests are coming, and you haven't been far away to greet you, so you can forgive your sins." ”

His voice is that kind of rich voice, which sounds full of air and is very good. Yan Qixia, as Zhou Xiaocao's insider, was naturally blessed, but poor Zhou Daju didn't know how to return the courtesy, but asked loudly: "Don't fix those vain, you blow the flute to lure us over, what do you want?" ”

The middle-aged scribe's face turned red and said, "That's the flute that I played just now, not Xiao." ”

Zhou Xiaocao's understanding of musical instruments is not much more than Yan Qixia's understanding of computers, and he said impatiently: "I don't care what it is, just say what's wrong, I still have urgent things to do!" ”

The look on the face of the middle-aged scribe was very exciting, and he said that he knew the elegance of the strings, and he tried his best to summon him with the sound of the flute, but it turned out to be a mallet who didn't understand music! There was no way, the middle-aged literati had no choice but to say: "Two, sharpen the knife and don't cut the wood." It's quite easy to sort out below, and maybe, it can help you make a divination! ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Oh! You turned out to be a tailor, what is that, bring it to do menstrual chores! ”

The middle-aged scribe blushed, and his expression was really wonderful. Yan Qixia pulled Zhou Xiaocao and said softly: "Lang Jun, what are you talking nonsense!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao pointed at the middle-aged scribe and said innocently: "That's what he just said, make up for it!" ”

Yan Qixia said: "People say that they are proficient in Yili, and they can tell you hexagrams!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao understood now and said, "Oh, half-fairy! Mr. Ban, you can calculate a hexagram for me! ”

The corners of the middle-aged scribe's mouth moved, resisting the urge to beat Zhou Xiaocao, and turned sideways to open the door: "Two distinguished guests, please." ”

In the house, the guest and host sat down, and the middle-aged scribe first introduced himself and said: "In Xia Chayong, escape from the world here, today it is calculated that there will be distinguished guests, so I will sweep the bed and wait." ”

"Ahh

Zhou Xiaocao wiped the snot that accidentally flowed out, wiped it on the leg of the chair made of bamboo, and said, "What kind of smell is in this room, it makes me uncomfortable!" ”

The middle-aged scribe said, "This is a precious ambergris, which is worth more than gold." Since you can't get used to it, let's destroy it. Boy, tea! Distinguished guests, please see, this is Longjing secret tea, which is rare for ordinary people. ”

Zhou Xiaocao took the teacup and drank it all, and said, "Oh, it's still bitter!" ”

The middle-aged scribe had green muscles on his forehead, and a voice in his heart shouted: Heaven, earth, which great god passed by, take this shameless beast away!